I Keep Getting Tricked By Polish Girls

In Poland, a high percentage of girls are in existing relationships. If you take a snapshot of a Polish club on any Friday night, around half of the girls will have a boyfriend. That wouldn’t be a problem if they were prone to infidelity like Western women, but unfortunately Polish girls are maniacally faithful to their “potato” boyfriends. Here’s what usually happens:

  • I approach a Polish girl. Things are going great and then she tells me she has a boyfriend about fifteen minutes into the conversation.
  • She says that I’m better than the boyfriend, and starts with the compliments about how I’m handsome, confident, and strong. Yes, they really say those things.
  • I ask if she wants to have sex with me. She says yes.
  • I stick with her for a couple more hours under the assumption that I have a decent chance of getting her back to my crib.
  • She ditches me at the end of the night to fuck her boyfriend’s brains out while I’m stuck with nothing but my hand.

Polish girls are very convincing about making me think I have a shot. I remember one case where the girl said she’s “about to” break up with her boyfriend. I stuck with her all night and got nothing in the end. They want to experience the good feelings of talking to a cool foreigner, but not the guilty feelings of cheating.

Recently I went out on a Tuesday night to an club that, while cheesy and filled with sausage, was the only place in town that had a crowd. I settled in a spot next to the dance floor and approached a girl who was with her two girlfriends. She was overeager to chat, saying that she never meets foreign guys. After ten minutes she said, “I’ll be right back.” This is usually code for, “I don’t like you,” but she came back promptly and we settled into a flirty conversation. Her name was Anna.

It didn’t take long for the boyfriend drop to come. Then it played out like so many times in the past: she complimented me, touched me, and compared me favorably to him. Whenever I was on the verge of gathering enough strength to walk away, she’d do something intimate like hold my hand or get close to my face, as if she was doing just enough so I wouldn’t leave. It was hard to resist her feminine charm.

Anna’s two friends came back to collect her, thinking I was the typical club douche bag. While they had a conference discussing my merits, I thought back to all the nights I was tricked by a girl who only wanted the validation of being desired by a man other than her boyfriend. It was turning out to be another night where I’d get nothing.

I glanced over to one of Anna’s friends, who was slightly cuter. She was wearing black four-inch heels and a cocktail dress that left little to the imagination. Her ultra-petite figure made her look about 16 years old. She gave me a warm look after Anna introduced us. I asked her how she knew Anna, but she responded with a confused look on her face.

“Kasia doesn’t speak English,” Anna said.

I used Anna as a translator, finding out that Kasia was a 21-year-old student who lived in the suburbs. She spoke fluent German.

Every seduction must have a bold move where you announce through you words or actions that your intentions are sexual in nature. Sometimes that comes right away if you use a direct opening line. Sometimes it’s when you go for a kiss. Sometimes it comes at the very end of the night when you try to get her back to your place. Timing alone determines if your bold move is perceived as creepy or sexy, which is why it’s best to push it back until you’re sure the attraction is built. With Anna and Kasia, I decided to make an early bold move. Otherwise I was at risk of entertaining both of them all night long without getting anything in return.

I put my arm around the girls, let out a smirk, and said, “I would love to be with both of you tonight. How about we walk to my apartment, have a few drinks, listen to some good music, and make love?” I took a page out of the Vicky Cristina Barcelona playbook.

Anna giggled and then translated for Kasia, who smiled and reciprocated my half-hug. Anna then said something I’ve heard many times before: “I want to, but I have a boyfriend.”

I used Anna as a translator for the next fifteen minutes, building up as much rapport with Kasia as possible, until it was time to complete the switch. I looked at Anna and said, “You know you’re my first choice, right?”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean that you are the first girl tonight that I liked, but you have a boyfriend.”

“Yeah, but we can still talk,” she said. She grabbed my hand. Kasia pretended not to be looking.

“But that’s not fair to Kasia. She’s single and doesn’t have anyone to talk to. And I’m single, too. It only makes sense that I try to kiss your friend.”

She looked upset, but my logic was sound. Disagreeing would have been like spitting on Kasia’s face. “Good luck,” she said. I had her reluctant blessing.

I grabbed Kasia and took her to the dance floor. We kissed quickly. After dancing for a little longer than I would’ve liked, we sat down in a booth and tried to have a conversation. It was like two 6-year-olds communicating . Thankfully she could understand more than she could speak, so I kept talking about whatever I could think of, like I was reading from an invisible book. She’d listen, smile, and we’d kiss every few minutes. She had never met an American man before.

I told her I wanted to take her home. “No sex,” she said, a phrase that she could pronounce very clearly. I made the universal sign for sleep, telling her that I was tired anyway. It took about twenty minutes to get her to understand that just because she came to my place, it didn’t mean we had to have sex. I was telling the truth.

Anna let me take Kasia home, sparing me the cockblock. The first thing I did when we got to my place was load Google Translate on my laptop.

She typed in, “How many girls have you been with in Poland?”

“10,000.”

“No, really.”

“A couple.”

“Do you always bring home girls like this?”

“Never on Tuesdays. :)”

“Do you want to see me again?”

“Of course. You’re pretty, you’re sexy, you’re fun. I see no reason why I wouldn’t want to see you again.” I kissed her.

Her tiny size really hit me when she took off her heels. I asked her how much she weighed. “Thirty-five kilograms” (77 pounds). Besides her surprisingly round ass, she had the body of a gymnast who didn’t quite make it past puberty.

We moved to my bed. I got her down to her bra and panties but she kept saying “no, no.” I was so turned on by her beauty and petite figure that I told myself she’s not walking out my door without getting fucked. At that moment I accepted getting locked up in a Polish prison in order to make it happen.

She tried to go down on me but her mouth was too small. Then I grabbed her and made her sit directly on my face. I ate her pussy, the first time I’d done so in a couple of years. I enjoyed it.

I put on a condom, lubed up, and finally got her consent to put it in. The best way to visualize our lovemaking is an elephant mounting a kitten. My dick was half the size of her neck. I put her on her stomach and went deep, pounding her pussy like a pedophile. She took it like a champion even though I imagine it must have felt like getting fucked by a telescope. My orgasm was from another world.

While talking to Anna I saw a vision of the end of the night, of me sitting in my room jerking off to porn. I knew she would apologize for having a boyfriend and give me a little kiss goodbye on the edge of my lips. I knew that I would walk home alone. This time I refused to accept that.

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Hilarious – what a funny story.

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Very entertaining. You really are a machine Roosh, just refusing to give up.
I remember I once fucked a Czech girl who didn’t speak English and we had exactly that kind of converstaion like you and Kasia. But it took me 2-3 dates plus a ride on my motorcycle to manage to bring her home.

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Oh the good old motorcycle ride… it never fails good move K-Man

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“At that moment I accepted getting locked up in a Polish prison in order to make it happen.”
Hilarious.
One of your best yet.

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“I ate her pussy, the first time I’d done so in a couple of years.”

Wow, you sound like a first-class lover.

Anonymous
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Half the size of her neck hahahahha this is some funny shit Rooshy

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Hahaha, I was wondering when this story was going to come out. Similar experience with the lawyer I started banging, but she’s probably 110. I can’t even begin to imagine 77 lbs. Nice story. Sounds like Polish women would drive me crazy, but in a much better way than American women.

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■I ask if she wants to have sex with me. She says yes.
■I stick with her for a couple more hours

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttttttt! Wrong answer.
If she isn’t blowing you within 15 minutes of the “Yes” answer, dump her & move on. Talk is cheap. The “Yes” word is even cheaper.

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Very Nice! Where are the pics of this petite tender Polish babe?

Gmac
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Blowing within 15 minutes? Troll more please.

Moshe
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That was so poetic. Something worth of the latest Ophrah Top Ten.

Matt H.
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Hahahaha! That second to last paragraph has got to be the funniest thing you’ve ever written. Straight up stand up material!

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Roosh, you should come up with some sort of metric for when it makes sense to stick with a girl or not at night.
Sort of a different version of your girl ranking in terms of whether she was relationship material.
The key thing is to take emotion out of the equation.
Weigh several different factors, timing, then decide if the outcome is likely enough to merit further investment.

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First thing that sprang to mind was a scene from Animal House:

Larry:’No. No, I mean, I’ve never done what I think we’re gonna do. I sort of did once, but I was…’)
That’s okay, Larry. Neither have I. And besides, I lied to you, too.
‘Oh, yeah? What about?’
I’m only 13.

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That’s pretty interesting that girls regularly admit to a boyfriend, then say they’re interested in sex, then shut you down in the end.
Sounds like this Kasia girl was really something else though.

Royce Geist
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Way to turn that one around, good moves man, eff teases asses.

Johnny Milfquest
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Good post.

Sorting out attention whores from DTF women makes sense in any country.

Something I need to work on.

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It was money how you broke it down to the first girl and rationalized her into agreeing for you to go for the second gril. I will use it.

American women pull out the boyfriend card too, but they mention the boyfriend within the first 5 seconds (“I’m not interested in you, bye”) or lead you on and mention the boyfriend at the end of the night (“Thanks for spending 4 hours stroking my ego, bye”).

Wouldn’t you say Polish women are more prone to cheating? A girl who lets a guy run game for 15 minutes before pulling out the boyfriend card has just given him a chance to game her and then more or less tells him she’d like to fuck him if he can help her justify away the boyfriend.

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@ 17: It’s the pitfall of any man who’s been in the field. If you have’t been burned then you haven’t been doing enough nights out. I detest the women looking for an ego boost at the expense of your top game and prime venue hours. You owe them nothing beyond a terse “the night is still young” and move on. They’ll think twice about it next time before using men in this way.

Good way to tell you the difference is when playful contact starts does she touch you back? Also a hand brushing casually on the leg if you’re both sitting at the bar means start hatching a plan to get her out of there to your place ASAP.

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Pffft. The fuck.

This shit happened to me last night. A friend of a friend put her leg ontop of mine, touched me subtly on the thigh and my back.

Giving me this light physical affection, despite having a boyfriend. Did I have a chance with her? Nope. Bar closed and we went our ways.

Girls welcome the excess male attention. But we enjoy the company of female friends too.

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I love how you got Anna’s blessing. And all that social proof helped you get the other girl. Good stuff.

You are a hilarious writer. I love it.

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By the time the rest of us get to Poland, the girls will be bitter and ruined and will be worse than Americans.

Roosh’s penis is the new feminism. Thanks for that.

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RD43 is right about how you played it with the first girl.

“That was so fucking money. That was like the Jedi mind-shit. ” – Swingers (Mike)

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Roosh, you are so fucking money, I mean, look at you. 77 lbs. Good God. That’s like fucking a 12 yr old. Was she walking bow-legged when you were through with her?

By the way, how big were her tits?

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This is cool and all but what ever happened to the Iceland and Denmark posts?

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This blog is starting to get depressing actually. Roosh is killing it every week with different hottie and we’re stuck in DC with morbidly obese women who don’t give a damn about anything except the next batch of fresh cupcakes… Miss America yet?

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roosh do you rely more on night game or day game ? obviously this post is night game but the reason why is that although I m quite tall and well built, I dont do well in bars except with 30 y old women (i.e. my age). I aint complaining but I long to tap some young hot pussy and it seems that for ppl our age the 20 y olds are too flakey esp. in a club environment.

so what is your game plan these days knowing that we are in the same age bracket?

btw what’s the best part of sleeping with 29 year olds?…there 20 of em

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OH SHIT…I thought you didn’t eat pussy EVER! HA HA! Do your thing Roosh. You puttin’ in work and lickin’ the pearl is what got you the pussy. It got her so hot and wet, only dick would satisfy at that point. But something disturbs me – she was SO tiny that she couldn’t get her mouth around your joint? What the fuck? How can an adult be that small? I know you like ’em petite, but DAMN! But there’s nothing quite like supertight pussy!

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Roosh is having a ball. I totally get him. I just moved out of the US to a non-Western country. I have to say… where have I been all these years? The women in my new country are beautiful, feminine and sweet. They dress like ladies and talk like ladies.

Boys, the US is a fat, sinking ship. Get out while you can. We ain’t the center of the world anymore. Patriotism is for the ignorant and meek.

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@Peter

I’m killing it here in DC too, what’s your excuse? I’m at +18 so far this year.

Seriously though, as much as DC sucks for QUALITY of women, banging them isn’t that tough.

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That’s not to say I’m banging fatties/uglies… I can see how that might be misconstrued.

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Well-written story! Very entertaining and educational at the same time.

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After living here in DC for 5 years there is really only two simple rules for getting laid.

1. You have to be a hogger

2. It helps if you are a very masculine guy with good fitness and high levels of testosterone. Fat women are more attracted to you and it also increases your hogging abilities.

I fail both of these criteria so that’s my excuse… wink

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@35
bro Ive just plain given up on most american women in general(they are only good for one thing,and really not always that good).I know educated american Black males are doing the same with black women.They called it the “Wall of silience”its all over youtube.
Roosh is riding high right now,but reality will hit if he ever comes back to the states and DC aswell.

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Baltimore women are the best.Marriage material, Id say.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWWHa4crQjo&feature=related

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Funny, but true Polish chicks really do this. I have had just a very little sample of Polish chicks, so I haven’t noticed but it is true now that you mention it. One girl was complaining about her boring boyfriend a month before their marriege, I tried to seduce her, but she always was half a step ahead of me and eluded. And then she suddenly married the guy she was complaining about. Funny thing is this is special for polish girls I haven’t seen other EE girls do this.

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A cup.

Timothy
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The question is…are they truly cunning cockteasers like the American woman, or are they simply conflicted but loyal girlfriends that are actually entertaining the idea of cheating, but chicken out when the moment of truth comes?

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I’ve encountered the girl-with-boyfriend-only-looking-for-ego-stroking many a time. Good for you for figuring out that she wasn’t going to happen early enough and going for the single friend. That can be easier said than done. Excellent work Sir.

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girls love tricking guys. gotta stay aware!

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Roosh, did any Polish girl tell you “I have never met a real man before”? You might get that too.

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“I’ve encountered the girl-with-boyfriend-only-looking-for-ego-stroking many a time. Good for you for figuring out that she wasn’t going to happen early enough and going for the single friend. That can be easier said than done. Excellent work Sir.”

A guy’s game is fundamentally weak if he cannot weed out the girls who are only interested in ego stroking. It’s really easy to screen them out by sexually escalating the interaction.

Notice that the girl pulled out the boyfriend objection only when he moved the interaction into an OVERT sexual direction by stating his intention to fuck them. Most guys would’ve fallen for her typical, bullshit flirtations for the entire night, only to go home alone when she finally delivers the news that she’s got a boyfriend.

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These little foibles reflect on the emptiness of your existence. If you weren’t so frantically attempting to get laid you may realize that there is more to life to sex – you come across as a petulant adolescent in some of these posts..

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pS

the fact that you seem to think your writing is more interesting, and just plain better, than c. bukowski’s is comical.

At least he knew the chicks he fucked were garbage – no PUA blueprint needed

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“I put on a condom, lubed up, and finally got her consent to put it in.”

Rooshy boy, I have never read the sweetest words in my whole life. THANK YOU! So, remember our deal: CONDOMS and CONSENT. I want those words and my picture to pop into your head any time you undress a girl or G Manifesto from now on.

I’m crying happy tears. Thank you, Dear Lord!

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Off the chain….

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@36

Fuck coming back to DC. Roosh has a smorgasborg of countries with beautiful, feminine women to choose from. He can make his own money online and speaks multiple languages. Besides, the US is screwed anyway… why come back to a dying country’s capital?

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How does dick size comes in here? do you make them feel cock BEFORE making out, I mean by already getting close on the dancefloor? I use to think this can be a major turn on for chicks. Does daygame work as well as nightgame in Poland? Thanks!

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@49
thats the whole point.