I Was On Romanian Television

Usually I’d have to write a Bang guide to get a media outlet calling me, but on my fourth day in Romania I was shadowed by a news crew for the country’s largest television station. Here is the clip that aired on Sunday morning:

And the clip that aired on Sunday night, with different footage and also a map:

Last night I was on a date with a girl who wasn’t aware of all my secrets when a Romanian guy on the street said, “Hey aren’t you Roosh? I just saw you on TV!” I quickly shuffled her away and was faced with many questions.

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Hipparchia
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You look surprisingly Romanian.

Have fun, but know that here in the Balkans, the true art of seduction must result in you marrying a stupendously rich girl from an influential family. Eventually ending up with a ministerial seat.

And while you are at it, spare a day for Bulgaria. This will be something…

[Roosh: You’re on the wrong blog if you think marriage in any form is a “true art”.]

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But come on now, the way for foreigners to do the Balkans is to proclaim themselves political or economic experts and then move on to screw the entire nation.

Didn’t you say a few days ago separate pieces of seduction were not enough? Time to brush up those expert credentials. From what I’ve seen, you may be a better advisor to a post-communist country than the talent that has come our way.

You are a breath of fresh wind to our stone-faced Eastern European neck of the woods.

You remind me of this, every time:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SeCmzIU-LA

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I’m Bulgarian but still aware of regional feminine body language. Those girls on the street were gaming you, while snickering hard in a hidden way.

I don’t know if you are still in Romania, and I don’t know about the aggression levels of Romanian males. But in the case of Bulgaria, if your face was recognized, you won’t be having fun with the local hillbillies of the male persuasion, for whom game sometimes means proving their physical superiority over another male.

Did anyone get territorial?

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You’re on your way to getting your own TV show. I can see it now.

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haha this was amazing. Props on letting them follow you…

“So are you looking for your dream man tonight?”

I want to just meet a girl and then take her to a corner of the club have sex with her…beautifully delivered.

The one girl you met threw her number to you on a dime. Those ones are great because sometimes looking at these girls in eastern europe with their stone cold faces you cant tell if they are down until you open. But just like that. Closed.

Well done.

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A 8? Seriously Roosh. Romanian girls are way hotter than Polish or another country in Eastern Europe.

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And you really dropped it on Denmark…

“they pay 60% in taxes…I feel bad for the men to pay such high taxes for women that are so ugly”.

I do believe you have flipped though. I think you used to refer to them as Pepsi cans, now they are coke. You might confuse them.

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Lol buy her pizza

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“Love is like a flower. … One way into a girl’s heart is to buy her pizza.”

Let me get a pencil and jot this down … flower … pizza … OK, great! Can I be a master of seduction now?

You trolled Romanian TV! I can’t stop laughing.

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So now you can get celebrity snatch in the EE. Wonder if the quality will be any better.

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Tell us everything. How did you handle the guys that recognized you?:-)

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I read on twitter that you Roosh you already BANGED a romanian girl. You know we want to hear the whole story from the beginning till the end smile Cheers to you our leader and inspiration. ROMANIAN girls from Bucharest are the prettiest in whole EE

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lmao!
i am a romanian girl and all i can say is that i would rather die or be alone all my life than go with a stranger after 2 or 3 hours to have sex with him!!!! and…no offence, but i would rather throw myself in front of the train than sleep with someone like you. you lack character and you’re so damn superficial! i can sense that and ‘see’ it from 1000 miles away.
and concerning romanian tv, that’s no wonder you were on, they are missing subjects & news and they fill in the blanks..so i wouldn’t get so cocky about it.
and about the beard: are you sunni or something?!?! i think romanian women prefer a more chic , more groomed and tidier look..
have a good life aaaaand…a piece of advice: if i were you, i would be carefull what i say about danish girls/women or other nationalities…saying that all are ugly is like saying that all have blue eyes, which is not true…and that things you state can attract you a lot of aversion..
have a nice life, although i wonder….are you happy at all?!

[Roosh: Ana, I am a very confused man. Send me some pictures and then we can meet at a nice cafe next to my apartment so you can help me with my issues.]

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Lol at the romanian girl comment. ROMANIA loves you already, you’ll soon have your own Tv show in Ro, Roosh. This is destiny because of your name . RO loves ROosh

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I cracked up at the pizza line. Well played good sir, well played!

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Yeah true in bulgaria just don’t go on the tv. In Romania you’ll be just fine but in Bulgaria things are different

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Simply being american will get you laid NON STOP in Romania. The only downside is you becoming LAZY because of TOO MUCH SEX wink

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kissinger was wrong. fame, not power, is the ultimate aphrodisiac. roosh will be banging miss romania in no time.

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“One way to get into a girls heart is to buy her a pizza.”

I died laughing.

Sometimes I can’t tell when you’re trolling and when you’re being serious.

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Is it me or does roosh seem like hes 6’7?

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You should try to bang the news anchor. Chick is pretty hot. Congrats man. Been reading your blog since the meetups and DC Bachelor.

Hard work pays off. You deserve it. Awesome to see it…

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“In other news, for reasons they can’t explain, Romanian pizza shops are reporting record sales this week …”

[Roosh: smile I really do take girls I like to pizza, especially Pizza Hut. It’s not flashy but the pizza is tasty and the girls enjoy it. I do think good pizza builds comfort.]

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On Romanian TV, Roosh is like a cooler version of Borat.

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Pizza game? I had no idea…

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Watched the videos again for amazing cuteness factor. Must note one very regional thing. If I ever met Roosh on the street, I would single him out as belonging to the Roma population. I would think he would be begging for money…

He looks uncannily Romanian, possibly also Roma. One would think that a while ago, a Romanian pick-up artist decided to Bang USA…and now his offspring is back to his roots.

Just don’t make the news by dying of sexual exhaustion.

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The funny thing is that between pizza and pizda (WHICH MEANS “pussy” in russian, romanian, and many other languages from EE) is such a very short trip :-):-)

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The Pick Up Abroad TV show needs to happen.

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I always thought Roosh should get his own tv show. I can see him doing some travel guide on the Playboy channel.

He could visit other Playboys, like Neil Skywalker and Dirty Nomad.

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Roosh will start a revolution. The public asks for BANG ROMANIA

Hipparchia
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We are already having a revolution around here.

Roosh is just adding the surreal factor.

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You are welcome to Moldova to bang out bitches) and wrtite another book about that

You were saying about a challenge, banging 40 years olds would be your next good challenge

[Roosh: Yeah, a challenge for getting a boner.]

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well
i’ve seen my message made some waves…LOL
i’m beggining to have fun!
that’s too bad, i am not “the mother of all wounded soldiers” so….you’ll have to deal with your issues alone..or have to pay somebody specialized in some sort of psychology studies..
anyways, for your knowledge, im beautifull enough and i feel good and sexy in my skin and shoes AND most of all i dont have to proove that to anybody by sending them pictures, hell, im not even interested anymore in posting pictures on facebook!!! i allready have a life, a boyfriend (sooooo… that means i have somebody willing to bang me lol and i do not have to search anymore!) and a child to come( 1 month pregnant)…therefore im allready on ‘constructing’ something good in my life.
hey, but just keep my e-mail address, we will talk maybe later in life, when you’ll be bitter, alone and confused why nobody loves you.
sorry i am so blunt, nothing personal, but it is just the way it is and maybe that’s a wake up call for you and maybe you’ll begin writing something worth reading!i might be interested in reading your books, who knows?!
i saw you on twitter as you state you’re a love tourist, let me enlighten you: sex is not love!
and for all girls who happens to trip and stumble on this blog, you will never encounter love in a club! you will never find your loved one in a club! that happens rarely…and its an exception from the rule…true and good guys you will always have to meet and know through a circle of friends…that’s when you know he’s not mentally chalenged and other dangerous things..

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P.S. Roooooosh. if pizza hut is tasty, then you should travel to Italy to eat some real pizza, not garbage!

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loser come to kaunas again I want to beat your ugly hairy monkey face

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Please try to get over yourself.. it’s not the biggest Romanian television..
Any moron that wants to get laid will eventually get laid in Romania, or any other country, because females are equally moronic – no discrimination in regards to stupidity! Even retarded people find a spouse, and that should get you thinking – it is possible that even you might find someone!

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Roosh, I have to admit, I thought you were going nowhere with this website. But this has changed things. Remember this: it isn’t about game, and it isn’t about pussy. It’s about money. The more exposure you get -even negative – the more sales you get. Fuck the truth. Take the money and run.

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*addendum* by sales I meant some shlub in Bucharest is now purchasing Bang Brazil, or Bang Colombia.

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Roosh, keep paving the way bro! 10/10

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Thanks for the inspiration reminding me of my goals to get out of the US.

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Romanian TV Presenters have great tits.

Great form as ever, Roosh.

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Shhhhhhhh Roosh, you can’t let everyone know how awesome Bucharest is wink

I’m going to the Romanian Black Sea for a month this summer, it is going to be much fun!

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“The only things good about Denmark is high taxes. I feel sorry for the men, because they pay such high taxes for women so ugly.” Awesome line!

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I am impressed that Roosh picks up only very good looking girls. Or maybe all the girls in Romania are very good looking. Can’t wait for the Bang Romania stories. WAY TO GO ROOSH !

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What you said about Denmark is hilarious. I hope that it goes viral in Denmark.

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I don’t understand when Roosh’s enemies attack him by calling him ugly. He’s not a GQ model but he’s not a bad looking guy.

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Good call rocking the ill-fitting blazer.

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@Asteroid

I remember Roosh saying that calling him ugly is essentially complimenting him, since it would make it harder for him to do what he does.

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You are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better than Oprah!

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Wow ROmania is indeed the ONLY country in the world which starts the same as your name ROosh !

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“Untitled Roosh V TV Project” already sorta exists. It’s called “Next Stop Charlie,” but it’s a fictionalized version of a guys life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwFfJt_7ICA; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neil_Mandt; http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2010/12/last-stop-for-charlie-no-frills-diy-travel-show-on-showtime.html