Do you have a girlfriend who is addicted to displaying her body on Instagram? Are you tired of thirsty men sliding into her DMs? Well I have the perfect service for you: I will get her permanently banned from the most popular social networking platforms, and she will have no idea it was because of you! Your girlfriend will become modest and traditional before you know it.

It’s clear that many girls have no built-in immunity against the desire to become a public goddess. Your girlfriend will upload photo after photo of her body in sexual poses to be worshipped by men who want to sleep with her. Inevitably, she becomes addicted to a virtual lifestyle where she is hotly desired and pursued, hurting any potential for genuine love with you. Even worse, when a man with good looks or game (or both) contacts her, she will have a “secret relationship” with him that mainstream culture says will “strengthen” her bond with you.


That’s where I come in. Social networking platforms now have “community guidelines” which are so vague that everyone is in a state of violation, even your girlfriend. Using proprietary Rooshsoft Social Technology, I will mass flag her spicy photos, videos, or politically incorrect comments. If that doesn’t get her banned, I will unleash a Russian bot army upon her profiles that shower them with fake follows and likes, which will trigger any platform’s “muh Russia” warning system. And if that still doesn’t work, I have a nuclear option that, for the sake of my own freedom, I cannot reveal publicly.

Because this service is the first of its kind (don’t trust copycats!), it’s not cheap, but honestly, can you put a price on the type of love your parents or grandparents were able to experience but which is being denied to you? Just imagine your girlfriend’s attention and feminine instinct channeled wholly onto you instead of hundreds of beta orbiters, Chads, and Dubai sheiks!

When my Swedish ex-girlfriend was mysteriously banned from Facebook (hehe), you can’t believe how loving she was towards me until she encountered a group of sexy Somalian migrants while working in a refugee shelter. But hey, she didn’t meet them on the internet, which proves that my service works.

My service can not help you with offline suitors

Below is the price menu for several popular platforms. The cheaper the price, the easier it will be to ban your girlfriend.

  • Facebook junkie: $250
  • Instagram selfie addict: $500
  • YouTube grrl gamer: $5 (first community strike free!)
  • Twitch camwhore: $500
  • Snapchat Premium prostitute: $500
  • Twitter political pundit: $750
  • Ban my girlfriend from everything combo: $1500 (40% off!)

If you order now, I will throw in a free to ban to Tik Tok, the hot new platform that allows your girlfriend to lip sync in a seductive manner to millions of horny men. I bet you didn’t even know it existed! Of course I knew it existed, because I watch hours and hours of sexy women every week purely for research purposes.

Click the link below, fill out a brief questionnaire, and wait for me to send you a credit card invoice. I stand by my service so strongly that if your girlfriend is not banned within 30 days, you will get your money back!

>>> Ban My Girlfriend Interest Form <<<

After Amazon banned 9 of my books, I had to come up with new ideas to earn a living. Ban My Girlfriend is the result of that banning, and I’m confident it will make me much more money than spending hundreds of hours writing boring books. As they say, when one door closes, another opens, so here’s to a relationship where your woman focuses her love on YOU, instead of teasing her vagina to every other man in the world.

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52 Comments

  1. wtf? April 15, 2019 at 10:51 am

    wtf?

    1. Kevin McCabe April 22, 2019 at 7:36 pm

      Roosh is doing God’s work. These girls are nothing outside of their social media accounts. Roosh is destroying their scorpion houses, setting them free..

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      2. Blank3748392 April 26, 2019 at 8:22 pm

        No he’s not doing God’s work he’s just being a fucking asshole

  2. Haha April 15, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Haha you fucking nutcase

    1. Evil Benis April 15, 2019 at 12:29 pm

      It is scared.

      Roosh, with some refinement, this one could be bigger than doodoogate.

      1. AutomaticSlim April 15, 2019 at 8:21 pm

        Que es “doodoogate”???

      2. AutomaticSlim April 15, 2019 at 10:00 pm

        Thanks Roosh.
        And now I know…the REST of the story…
        (For you younger guys, that’s a Paul Harvey reference…)

  3. Loueybird April 15, 2019 at 11:20 am

    I hope one day I will meet a nice man that will dearly appreciate the fact that I don’t participate in social media. The only platform I use is Facebook, in which I haven’t posted anything in 3 years. I use it to check out events and cute animals. I maybe spend 5-10 minutes a day doing so. Anyone who wants to contact me has my number for a reason.
    I was dating someone who had Snapchat, and my insecurity blossomed to heights I didn’t know existed. Social media can make or break a relationship. What one posts says so much more about the person
    than what they’re actually posting.

    1. Ben April 15, 2019 at 11:25 am

      My gf exists in two realities: One where she’s fawned upon by nothings in a fantasy land. Things are bright there, happy. There other with me where she has to work for praise.

      It’ll be over soon. I’m looking for a girl like you. Someone who just “gets” it.

      1. Anti-Gnostic April 17, 2019 at 1:25 pm

        Indeed, it will be over soon. Making her work for praise is a sure fire way to be single. Enjoy the decline.

      2. Out of oil money May 13, 2019 at 1:59 am

        Everybody works for praise, the key is in making them enjoy/forget the lulls.

    2. Clark Kent April 15, 2019 at 12:08 pm

      literally just go to the gym twice a week to do barbell squats, eat decent, grow out your hair, smile, listen to a broader range of music than just hip-hop, don’t ignore or disrespect men you are attracted to, don’t act like a dumb whore on social media, don’t drink or smoke too much, don’t disrespect men for being kind to you, and you’ll be married and pregnant in like three months

      1. Loueybird April 15, 2019 at 12:49 pm

        All of those things you suggested apply to me. Minus the gym. I practise yoga and I’m active in my job and outside, and eat a plant based diet. I am so different than most woman I know, and I value that self awareness. I’m waiting to meet the man who seeks these qualities you suggested. I know there’s plenty, I just have yet to meet one.
        That being said, I would like to be with a man who also doesn’t make social media a part of their lives. I want to make sure he’s not receiving slutty selfies and having secret conversations. I would prefer if he didn’t look at porn. Someone traditional and in touch with nature.
        Having the confidence to approach a woman in person is so pure. Even if the conversation is awkward and uncomfortable. But a man that approaches random women online just for their attention and maybe a nude selfie is pathetic. I understand men like variety, but it’s so much more attractive when they value quality over quantity.

      2. Evil Benis April 15, 2019 at 1:15 pm

        “…and eat a plant based diet.”

        Revisit this part, if you care about the health your unborn children.

        Also, I am hearing the usual solipsistic laundry list of disqualifiers here, but, think about it: besides jealousy and potentially rickets-ey offspring, what can you provide a man?

      3. Loueybird April 15, 2019 at 1:33 pm

        Womanhood

      4. Lowe April 15, 2019 at 6:59 pm

        @Loueybird

        Yoga is not a real workout. It’s a trick to get lazy women to give a gym their money, but not put any wear on the weights and machines. Stop doing yoga and start doing actual exercise. Yoga is at best a recuperative activity for real athletes, not something for you.

        You also need to eat meat, like mother nature intended. Being a vegetarian is self destructive behavior which will turn off any man except crazy ones, whom you don’t want, presumably.

        You should also quit Facebook immediately. Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t need any more money, and if you haven’t used it in 3 years then you don’t need it. You can text or call your family, and if you need to use the internet to meet a man, use a site that was designed for it, like OkCupid.

      5. Anti-Gnostic April 19, 2019 at 8:16 am

        “Yoga is not a real workout.”

        LOL You have no idea what you are talking about.

        “You also need to eat meat, like mother nature intended. Being a vegetarian is self destructive behavior which will turn off any man except crazy ones, whom you don’t want, presumably.”

        LOL, that is not even remotely accurate.

        “You should also quit Facebook immediately”.

        And now you have confirmed that you are a gamma.

      6. RedMel April 21, 2019 at 12:05 pm

        Where are your arguments supporting each denial?

      7. AutomaticSlim April 15, 2019 at 8:24 pm

        I like girls who are young, thin, pretty and petite.
        And not a member of a 3rd world ethnicity.
        Those are really the only qualities I give a damn about.
        I suspect most males are the same, although most may not admit that to a female.

      8. Barbatos April 16, 2019 at 6:44 pm

        Slim, everyone know you like brown people

      9. AutomaticSlim April 17, 2019 at 1:27 am

        Barbatos my friend!
        How’s it going?

      10. Anti-Gnostic April 17, 2019 at 1:28 pm

        Desirable traits, to be sure. The devil. of course, is in the details as far what trips a man’s trigger.

        As far as “3rd world ethnicity”, you are completely missing out. Mystery meat is a GREAT thing.

      11. AutomaticSlim April 17, 2019 at 5:20 pm

        Well…I suppose it matters which 3rd world country/ethnicity.
        I have no problems at all with South East Asia(ns). And that’s third world.

        I guess I’m just still ticked off over all these damn illegals aliens flooding the border. Venting…

      12. Out of oil money May 13, 2019 at 2:01 am

        Until the mystery is solved.

      13. Tell it like it is April 17, 2019 at 5:10 am

        Yoga and a plant based diet are extremely elitist and only incite condescension towards men who don’t subscribe to either. Not to mention they are doorways to leftism.
        I know you will claim to not be elitist, condescending or a leftist but, the hard truth is, men will avoid you like the plague if you engage in any of them.

      14. Anti-Gnostic April 19, 2019 at 8:17 am

        “men will avoid you like the plague if you engage in any of them.”

        Not really.

    3. Thad Chundercock April 17, 2019 at 11:52 am

      So you’re using this platform to virtue signal to random men about how traditional you are?

  4. Feyoder April 15, 2019 at 11:28 am

    Slam dunk and hilarious (I would actually pay for all this too if I couldn’t do it myself / didn’t have the time).

    Loving your work after the GP.

    – Feyoder

  5. ExcellentPost April 15, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    Roosh, everyone is violating the rules on all platforms. Both men and women so I can say with from our girlfriends or whatever is

    allready

    broken the rules.

    Check Google Terms, they may ban anyone or every with a reason or without reason at any time. Do I lie? Check below 😀 .

    Important part of the terms of service:

    https://prnt.sc/ncfyi5

    Official paper of Google Terms of Services:

    https://policies.google.com/terms?hl=en-US

    So, yes your idea can work. She will get banned easily, I mean everyone.

    When you will launch to buy? I’m interested for the Facebook one , and discounts will be exept from the combo?

  6. Jack North April 15, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    Brilliant. Truly brilliant.

  7. Burner Prime April 16, 2019 at 1:51 am

    Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?
    You got a Twitch Thot, I bet she doesn’t kiss ya!

  8. Anon1 April 16, 2019 at 7:10 am

    looool:)

    i wonder if someone will buy

    1. Roosh April 16, 2019 at 4:35 pm

      There have been serious inquiries.

      1. miforest April 23, 2019 at 4:43 pm

        do it roosh, you would be doing the girls a favor .

      2. Guest May 9, 2019 at 12:41 pm

        Wow. And that is truly horrifying.

        You are doing nothing other than accusing all women of being sluts who cannot be trusted (and you could NOT be more farther from the truth), instilling some crazy, delusional fear in men, for the sole purpose of lining your pockets.

        You are nothing but a snake oil salesman. A woman-hating fear monger.

  9. Looch the gooch April 16, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Lmao. You are a hilarious guy, Roosh! You are a never ending well of content.

  10. Dangling Chad April 16, 2019 at 3:55 pm

    Roosh you are brilliant!

  11. Kitty Tantrum April 16, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    Whenever I see this sentiment, of men wanting to prevent their women from using social media for whoring and the like, I always find myself asking: can’t you just find a girl who doesn’t WANT to do those things? Are we really so vanishingly rare?

    I guess the answer would be that the HOT ones who don’t want to are rare, which brings up another question: what exactly is the relationship between hotness and whoring? Do these women BECOME “hot” because their chosen path (whoring of whatever variety, paid or otherwise) requires and/or subsidizes it? Or is physical beauty itself (or the potential therefor) a corrupting factor which leads women to engage in these behaviors?

    I tend to think it’s more the former, based on my own thought patterns, observations, and decision-making processes over the course of my life – but then, I’m not normal by a long shot.

    The older I get, the more and more I believe that women are best kept out of the realm of public interaction as a general rule. I’ve always felt that this was true FOR ME, but it’s been a long road and a hard battle against my social conditioning to reach the conclusion that what makes me so different from other women isn’t that I’m weaker or more susceptible to exploitation/harm in the public sphere – it’s just that I can see the dangers more clearly and plainly than they can.

  12. A person from a place April 17, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    Is this serious?

  13. WyattNotQuiet April 18, 2019 at 5:38 am

    Hah! Your Banning Service is excellent! == You forgot a few things though. YOU will be the one tracked by IP and other identifiers… and once the SocialZionMedia, INC. services discover your motivations as a CisGendered Binary Trump supporter you will lose all your life ‘privileges’ and asset wealth. . Then the ZiomaxOwners of EuroSomali One-Way-Cruises, Inc. will uncover your racial hatred you will be imprisoned indefinitely. — Better IDEA- Create a MATCHMakers website for Arabian shieks searching for snuff-able thots! === The girls will receive Gucci bags for working as a human toilet.. and you can endlessly fap to the videos of it! Everybody wins!

  14. wpuser11114 April 18, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    Roosh, I feel your pain. You’ve been deplatformed and banned from many places, including countries. It’s hard to make a living. But I think you should consider moving somewhere outside of the western world, maybe to Asia. The SJWs have the upper hand and I don’t think you can easily fight an entire army of them on the interwebs AND make a living while doing so. If you think you can do it, then sure, keep doing so. But I think that life is too short for that.

    1. GofER April 19, 2019 at 2:54 am

      He should flee to Moscow and enlist to fight Canada, the UK and the Deep State lurking in Congress as dual citizens.

  15. ratz-azz April 20, 2019 at 12:33 am

    you are going to be mega wealthy.
    quickly form an IPO and issue stocks

  16. Steve April 22, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    Do you have a picture of your swedish ex gf?

  17. HIHO April 22, 2019 at 3:10 pm

    Roosh, don’t forget the ones that complain about their lot in life to get attention and sympathy.

  18. raphidae April 22, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    Surely this is a joke? If your girlfriend is fundamentally broken, why spend any money on a temporary fix?

    Just tell her to stop being a slut, and, if necessary, first grow a pair so you deserve a good girlfriend in the first place? Pussies.

  19. Nobody April 26, 2019 at 11:00 am

    Dang, man…. It’s sad that this sort of service should even be required. But it’s good that you are up to the task! 😉

  20. Guest May 9, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    You must have been really mistreated or abandoned by your mother. Either that, or some girlfriend in your past that you loved broke your heart. You are utterly disgusting. Truly disturbing.

    You hate women and have come up with this scheme to wrangle money-hundreds and thousands of dollars-out of men whose heads you have filled with utter lies and baseless claims about women. You are, without a doubt, a soulless person who does nothing but degrades women, terrifies men into believing there are no “good,” “innocent,” ‘“trustworthy,” women-anywhere-and peddle your junk to rip of the poor men you have traumatized with your utterly ridiculous and sick statements.

    A little advice: leave your house. Talk to real, live, human beings. Listen to-and actually HEAR-what people say. You will learn that there are phenomenal, trustworthy, loving, intelligent people. Oh, and when you leave your house to talk to people-do not go to brothels or street corners where prostitutes gather. It seems those are the only places you may gather your information. And, even if these are the locations you visit, you obviously still twist any findings or conversations you may have, as even prostitutes can be good people, they have lives, and, surprisingly, many have morals.

    1. Theone May 12, 2019 at 2:23 pm

      Agree with the part of prostitutes.Most of them are better than (((modern woman))) by a long shot

  21. Shedevil May 30, 2019 at 8:56 pm

    Clearly your just as bitter and jaded as all the misandrists you bitch about, and you wonder why you’re on the SPLC watch list lol your pathetic, and you’re a danger to women.