Icelandic Anonymous Postcard Contest

  • Do you have a score to settle?
  • Is there a girl you want to creep out?
  • Is there a friend you want to play a joke on?
  • Is there a family member you want to scare?
  • Do you want to deliver an anonymous message to your mortal enemy?

Well I have some good news: I am offering to anonymously mail the following postcard on behalf of one lucky reader to anyone in the world…


Icelandic flag

The winner can tell me the words to write on the postcard or give me a general idea of what he’s trying to accomplish. Yes, an author of books (me) will write your postcard. I’m also able to write in foreign languages (specifically Spanish and Portuguese). My handwriting is legible and rather handsome, so rest assured your message will be deciphered.

Your postcard will be mailed with an Icelandic stamp from Reykjavik, capital city of a tiny little country that is barely noticeable on a world map. Your target will have no idea that it was you who is responsible for the postcard, unless you want them to be. If you’re an international player, feel free to use this as an opportunity to confirm an alibi that you went to Iceland to hike on glaciers instead of the Soviet Union to visit your mistress. The only guideline is no death threats or anything else that may get me in trouble with Icelandic authorities.

The Contest:

The person with the correct answer to the following question gains control of the anonymous postcard.

How many days in Iceland did it take for me to get my Icelandic flag? I arrived on January 12, so if you think I got the flag on January 31, that would be day 19.

Tiebreaker Question: How many minutes did it take from meeting the girl to demolishing her vagina? It was a one-night stand.

Put your answers in the comments field below.

Hints:

1. Look at a calendar for days that a one-night stand would typically occur.
2. Put some thought into the tiebreaker question, since it will likely come down to that.

Rules:

1. Leave your email address in your response so that I can contact you if you win.
2. Only one guess per email and IP address.
3. I will accept answers until Monday at 9pm (eastern standard time). Check back at this post after that time to see the winner.

We Have A Winner!

I got the flag on day 10. Three guys got it right:

  • Spank (201 minutes)
  • Docsedated (240 minutes)
  • Anonymous #50 (55 minutes)

The estimated time it took me from meet to bang was approximately 45-60 minutes. For the sake of the contest I decided the correct time was 60 minutes. Anonymous wins!

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Day 9. On the night of the 21st.

It took you 99 minutes.

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How many vaginas did you penetrate thus far?

One thing I’ve liked from my readings of you is that you seem like a no BS guy who doesn’t fluff…unlike certain bloggers which I shall leave unnamed…

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Also, I am curious, how many girls have you done in total (total life count throughout your life)?

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I forgot to look at the days of the week.

I’m changing my answer to day 17, 240 minutes. Scratch the previous guess.

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Day 9. 3.5 hours meet to sex.

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Getting laid in iceland is like giving a handshake.

I’ve had one night stands before with women from ultra liberal countries it took me between 2-3 hours (i.e. the time to get to my place)

I would say you hit it on day 6

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Day 24.

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Day three (3).
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Rivelino
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this contest is genius.

except the winner should be based on what score they have to settle. the submissions should be what they want written on the back of the card, say 100 words max. and you pick the top five. and then we vote. like with the book cover.

but the idea is absolutely BRILLIANT. roosh you are kind of a marketing genius.

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the first person i thought of was my first love. obviously i got carried away. she will know it was from me. probably.

“dear catherine,

you sucked a lot of dick in college. especially your senior year. especially that last senior week. how much dick exactly? i do not know. you probably do not even know. i am thinking, from what i remember of our initial conversations, after you sucked MY dick, i am thinking maybe a dozen or two.

now i know that that number does not sound high any more. girls nowadays are whores. but to me, especially at that time, when i was so young and so beta and so in love with you, that number shocked me. it haunted me. it kept me up at night.

i could not reconcile your sluttiness with my love for you. it just did not make sense in my core. but everyone said it was a new world. i was the oddball. i was the misfit. i was the weirdo.

but now i see that i am not weird.

i see that you are a slut.

and now you are 35 and over the hill. your eyes are still green. but you are no longer beautiful.

you are old.

you are an old slut.

and you are single.

you are a single old slut.

but our 1.5 years together in new york are still some of the highlights of my life.”

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Your postcard contest reminds me of a bit the late comic Sam Kinison used to do at his shows. I was fortunate enough to see his show at the Beacon Theater in NYC many years ago. Sam wasn’t a big fan of women’s bullshit either, so he’d do a segment where he asked guys in the audience to raise their hands if a bitch had stepped on their hearts recently. He’d pick a guy and ask if he had her phone number on him. He had a phone that was wired to the speaker system in the theater, so he’d call the chick live from the stage and curse her out on the guy’s behalf. It was BEAUTIFUL.

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Fifteen days, four hours in.

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24 days, 5 mins

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Day 4, 180 minutes

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going long
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Your not very good looking, day 21 with a prostitute.

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“He had a phone that was wired to the speaker system in the theater, so he’d call the chick live from the stage and curse her out on the guy’s behalf. It was BEAUTIFUL.”

love it.

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your handwriting had better be handsome

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Day 1, 0 minutes.

Ian Mc
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You got the postcard in 6 days. You banged that girl at day 12.

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Oh I got that wrong. I would say 20 minutes. If we’re counting minutes for that girl, then it must be some kind of record breaker, right?

I hear icelandic girls, its normal to have a baby and not be married. sounds like a nice place to me.

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10 days….55 minutes…

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Day 1, 99 minutes