If I Was Born An American Girl

I suspect life would have been easier for me had I been born a girl. If I was reflecting back on a life lived as a woman during these times, the following is probably what I would have written on my death bed while surrounded by my feline friends…

As a young student in public schools, government programs pushed me into math and science. Even when I did poorly, I got decent grades that indicated I was more intelligent than my work revealed, enabling me to enroll in advanced classes. I even received extra encouragement from my female teachers while the boys were punished for not sitting still. They were put on drugs so my learning was not disturbed.

As a high school senior, ready to apply for college, I appreciated the fact that my male competition was discouraged and shamed into a life of video games, porn, or even suicide. Being favored by an educational system that was ruled by female administrators made it easy to get into college. To outcompete the boys, all I had to do was show up.

As a failing student in organic chemistry, I was thankful that I could avoid receiving a D by turning on the water works to my male professor, who was so creepy and pathetic that I doubt he has ever been laid by a beautiful woman like me in his life. I’m glad he understood my bad grade was a result of not my own lack of effort or personal failings, since I was told since kindergarten that I could be an astronaut if I wanted to, but because the organic chemists of the past didn’t bother to explain the principles of science in a way that women can understand. I ended up getting a B in the class.

As a freshly minted communications major (science ended up being too boring for me), I liked how so many corporations were willing to hire me as an HR or marketing associate. These corporations can only advance through strong communication skills, which men simply don’t have. Not only was I always on time for meetings, but I gave really good ideas while the male engineers and programmers were shy and quiet and sometimes a little rapey with how they looked at me. Even though I was only making $35,000 as an entry-level HR clerk, I loved the power I had in googling all the male applicants and tossing out their resumes if I found out they were weird or displayed a value that went against the corporate culture that women are an important part of (like being ugly). I tried my best to give preferential treatment to female applicants because we have been held down for so long.

As a party girl who has only been with 46 guys (I’m not counting the guys I made love to when I traveled), I enjoyed how I could change my mind about having sex with a guy after I had sex with him. On one morning I looked to the guy on my bed and he seemed a lot more beta than I had remembered when I was enjoying the martinis he was buying me the night before. I was no longer turned on, so it was obvious that I was raped. I called the police and made his life a living hell for violating my body without having been granted 100% full consent. He didn’t get jail time but is on a sex offender list, and had trouble getting a job last time I checked. What’s really interesting is that if I had the same quantity of drinks and drove a car, I would be held responsible for my actions and go to jail if caught, but if I decide to have sex with a guy after meeting him in a bar, I’m not held responsible at all. This is how things should be.

As an empowered woman who achieves spiritual enlightenment by opening my legs to only the sexiest and hottest men, I was very happy that the government paid for my birth control, gonorrhea antibiotics, and later, abortions. You have no idea how expensive it is to be a woman, with the cost of tampons and make-up and such. I wrote many letters to my representative in Congress to ask for my hair coloring and nail polish to be paid, since it’s a cost borne on women and not men, but shockingly I didn’t get a response. It’s true that women now make more than men, but I still think money—from somewhere—should pay for women’s health care and not that of men’s, even if our life expectancy is longer than theirs. No one can seriously think that it’s a woman’s fault that men are stupid and ride dangerous motorcycles and shoot each other. Did I tell you about the drummer I’m dating right now? He’s so hot. I let him come inside me, but he stopped responding to my texts and I’m going crazy trying to figure out why.

As a 35-year-old newly married woman, I’m a little disappointed that things didn’t work out with the drummer. I’m resentful that I had to marry a geek, the only man I could find who was willing to man up. He takes all my shit without complaint, and while you think that that would increase my love for him, the opposite occurred. I hated him more every day. The power of science and in vitro fertilization allowed us to have a child (my womb was made infertile through multiple STDs, in case you’re wondering). This was great for me because due to fem-centric American law, my husband was put in a bit of a pickle. I could have left him at any time, for any reason, while keeping the kids and most of his money—money that I helped him earn by pushing him to go to work every day in his lame job. You can almost say that he was my little hostage, and I loved watching him jump to meet my escalating set of demands.

As a divorcee of a deadbeat father, a piece of shit man, I’m satisfied that he was put in jail. My amazing lawyer, recommended to me by my divorced friend, got an alimony and child support payment that was 70% of his income. He couldn’t pay it and is now learning his lesson behind bars. The high payment is fair if you consider the years I wasted on him when he utterly failed to attend to my emotional needs as a vibrant, dynamic, and empowered woman. I made sure to remind his little brat of a son every day what a loser his father is. I even had to put the little one on medication so his unexplained anger didn’t rattle my nerves and interfere with my pilates training. Thankfully, the government gave me more money in the form of food, housing, and child care. The divorce put me in such a depressive state that I now qualify for disability payments until I die. No more office for me! And finally, after many years, the drummer has realized my worth and moved in. He’s broke right now so he can’t help with the expenses, but I have faith that one day he’ll become the man I know he’s capable of being.

As a recent breast cancer survivor, I was thankful that the disease got more research funding than just about all other diseases combined, preventing deaths of so many beautiful mothers and grandmothers. I’m also thankful to the NFL for making its male athletes wear pink in support of breast cancer and not prostate cancer, which I read only affects really old men who are going to die soon anyway. Anyone who questions breast cancer funding is obviously a sexist, misogynist, bigot, racist, right-wing conservative, and a possibly a neo-Nazi. With my free time I sent angry emails to the employers of such horrible men when I read their evil thoughts on the internet. To my knowledge, no woman has ever lost her job due to proper and just feminist views. This pleases me.

As a dead woman buried six feet under the ground, I’m appreciative of all the privilege I’ve had to live a life where women were cherished and valued above men, who finally understand their role as sperm donors and tax payers and nothing more. But even more can be done, and I pass the torch to young women today and tell them to keep up the fight for gender equality, girl power, and female happiness at all costs. Thank god I was born an American girl.

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  1. John Rambo April 22, 2013 at 9:20 am

    White Feminist Woman at Georgetown University working in the admissions department openly admitted that she REJECTED white men’s applications simply because they were WHITE MEN.

    Brief: A female advisor in the admissions department at Georgetown University has been caught openly admitting that she committed the CRIME of discrimination based on people’s race and gender in the application process.

    This has the potential to create a large scale lawsuit against Georgetown University, and with the momentum building at the rate it is building, seems very likely that will be the outcome.

    Below are the main links to all of the information regarding this news story and case.



  2. playmuc April 22, 2013 at 9:31 am

    Funny. 🙂 Also can’t blame that girl. Don’t hate the player.. She just exploits the world she lives in.

  3. Days of Broken Arrows April 22, 2013 at 9:37 am

    Biting satire on the level of HL Mencken. Really great, if ultimately depressing.

  4. James Bond April 22, 2013 at 9:52 am

    That was awesome! You accurately described the life of modern day women in America. They are placed on a pedestal and valued over men.

    They get preferential treatment over men when it comes to getting into college, finding a job and of course they get lot’s of money after a divorce.

    Most of the time after a divorce, if children are involved, the woman get’s custody of the kids. She also get’s child support payments and maybe even alimony. Not to mention she get’s at least half of her ex-husbands net worth!

    Wow, what a deal to be born a woman in America! It’s like you win the lottery just by being born a female in the United States!

    1. Mr. Onions January 5, 2015 at 10:40 pm

      I’m reminded of an excellent Tolkien quote: “The wise speak only of what they know.” It’s not easy being a woman anywhere….

    2. sasha August 7, 2015 at 5:57 pm

      the only possible answer to that is lol

      1. Dougie Howser July 19, 2016 at 1:36 pm

        Sasha, my oipinion of you is that you are not only smart as fuck but funny as fuck too. Thanks for the laugh you gave me.

  5. cibo April 22, 2013 at 9:54 am

    You forgot to mention she should be fat as fuck by 25 and have guys still hit on her.

  6. Gavin Madden April 22, 2013 at 10:05 am

    Depressingly accurate.

  7. Inside UoM April 22, 2013 at 10:09 am

    Haha this is absolutely hilairous, but very accurate.

    America really is in its late stages of decline.

  8. RedPillWifey April 22, 2013 at 10:10 am

    I’m sure she ballooned up to 300 lbs before she got divorced, and lamented that her pig if a husband should just “love me for meeeee”…

    1. Sangelia November 2, 2016 at 7:03 pm

      You may wish to check out various medical sites on what causes obesity. There is at least eleven base reasons why. Most folks tend to have two or more.
      Lack of Energy Balance
      An Inactive Lifestyle
      Genes and Family History
      Health conditions
      Emotional Factors
      Lack of Sleep

  9. Ice Lion April 22, 2013 at 10:14 am

    I sincerely hope female Roosh was able to find government funding for her laser hair removal procedure. It’s not her fault that all the men in her family passed on genes that made her hairier than Chewbacca.

  10. Anonymous April 22, 2013 at 10:16 am

    I don’t want to live in this planet anymore.

  11. Mebus April 22, 2013 at 10:20 am

    I’m afraid it’s not just the American girl anymore, Roosh, whose obituary you masterfully describe here. The ‘disease’ has infested Northern Europe, and is rapidly consuming its women. It’s a meme, a particularly deadly one for males and ultimately, for civilization.

    But, ironically, lives such as the one you describe here are being ENABLED by legions, no ARMIES, of men. These men subsidize the royal lifestyles of Western females, and likely continue to do so for the next decade. They still throw themselves en masse into the educational gender-biased meatgrinder in the hope their sacrifices pay off and they land a well-earning, stable job, and enjoy a loving, loyal wife. Haha.

    And in the unlikely (quite unlikely, I must say) event they manage to squeeze 10 years of work experience, in the 4 or 5 years spend in college, just to qualify for some dreary dead-end corporate job, they will be horrified to discover that not only they have to work till 70, but their pensions can no longer be guaranteed.

    These men are going to have to understand how futile it is to invest in a rigged game, preferably BEFORE they decide to subjugate themselves to lifelong servitude.

  12. putaneiro April 22, 2013 at 10:28 am

    Even considering this as an exageration, and should not be taken literally, this article is ridiculous. Its pure wining. Dead Bat was a good book, but the recent “poor me, I was born in America” trend sucks.

  13. Anonymous April 22, 2013 at 10:41 am

    Suprisingly,a good and funny read from Roosh

  14. El Guapo April 22, 2013 at 10:50 am

    R, you’re very good at describing the realities of how (most, at least) modern men and women interact. A friend of mine and myself used to discuss a lot of the topics that you write about though we didn’t arrive at all of your conclusions. It’s your relentless dissection that takes it to the next level and I and many others appreciate it a lot. I think it’s essential that these ideas or theories or outlooks are put into language. A lot of people, men and women, understand these things instinctively and/or subconsciously but for them to act upon them productively they need to have an internal verbal understanding.

  15. Greg April 22, 2013 at 10:52 am

    This could have easily been written by a feminist with a straight face. Scary.

  16. Anonymous April 22, 2013 at 11:23 am

    your all a bunch of followers and idiots. I am def not pro woman and agree with alot of the writings on here. But this is just idiotic. I mean seriously? Has this just turned into a bunch of guys wining about women and hating? I am all for boning bitches and sticking it back to them for all the shit they give out but come on this is just retarted.

    I mean I respected the dishing it back to women who constantly make a mockery of men and are over the top. But do you really think this way of all women?

    1. Chris W February 27, 2017 at 3:58 am

      It was meant to be over the top to make a point. Wasn’t meant to be taken literally.

  17. LOL April 22, 2013 at 11:27 am

    “But do you really think this way of all women?
    You just said “NAWALT” 🙂
    If 90% of them are like that, I think that’s the same as “all of them”

  18. LOL April 22, 2013 at 11:33 am

    Well I take that back. 100% of them are like that. Women are herd animals and are not capable of straying outside the behavior of their group.
    They might have an identity of their own, but their group identity comes first, ALWAYS.
    Especially with western women who pick up their behavior from television, whatever show fits their age and more importantly, VALIDATES them. In their teens, its MTV reality shows..then it becomes Sex and the City.
    The decline of western society is directly linked to the misperception that 50% of its citizens are fit to participate in any kind of major decision taking.

  19. Mebus April 22, 2013 at 11:55 am

    @#1 John Rambo

    Based on my own lengthy experiences in academia, I suspect that not only Georgetown university knew of the practices of Arianna Pattek, but actively encouraged it ‘behind the scenes’.

    Don’t think for a second they strive for equality in admissions, it’s in fact heavily biased, and not just at Georgetown. Arianna Pattek is by far not the only cog in the academic gender-biased creativity-stifling machine.

    That said, I fully support exposing this charade.

  20. Anonymous April 22, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    What if you were born as an ugly girl?

  21. Soup April 22, 2013 at 12:21 pm

    Well put.


    “What’s really interesting is that if I had the same quantity of drinks and drove a car, I would be held responsible for my actions and go to jail if caught, but if I decide to have sex with a guy after meeting him in a bar, I’m not held responsible at all.”

  22. anonymouse April 22, 2013 at 12:22 pm


  23. Anonymous April 22, 2013 at 12:54 pm

    It’s the same thing in Canada.

    Women are led to believe that they were treated badly for the past million years. Nobody ever challenged that though. Roosh and Roissy thats the next step for you : women were never treated badly, on the contrary. They had a fair deal.

  24. Alex April 22, 2013 at 12:55 pm

    I dunno, Roosh. Take a look at yourself. You travel the world having sex with women. You describe picking up on women. You’ve even described performing oral sex on women on their period. However, posts like this show a person who hates women (American women, anyway).

    You don’t see something wrong with that? I’m no psychiatrist, but I’ll say this: perhaps years of chasing women have made you a woman-hating pessimist. Thoughts?


    1. T-money February 25, 2015 at 12:44 pm

      I’ll answer for myself. Though my score isnt anywhere near Roosh’s my experience with women has made me bitter and jaded. I see the laws of the sexual market place. I know she’s always the victim and Im always the badguy if something happens. She can get attention and help from men at any time. If she dumps me she can have a new man later that day while I gotta pound the pavement. The list goes on. Women are no longer wonderful to me.

    2. Sangelia November 2, 2016 at 7:07 pm

      I agree.
      About with the amount of women he has used. He is nothing more than a unpaid gigolo.
      He also has admitted that he is a rapist. That he refuses to take a “no” as a answer. Then he has the gal to claim that pretty much every gal he has been with has been loose.

  25. earl April 22, 2013 at 1:06 pm

    That’s not how the story ends:

    As a woman who went up to the pearly gates and St. Peter let me in…I met this fellow called God. He told me about all the bad things I thought were good and how I always rejected the right path. Crying and not realizing that there was a life after my fabulous one on Earth I blamed society and men for my sins. Unfortunately God is a just judge and told me that the sins I committed were my own and I never bothered to repent of them because I laid blame on everybody else. All the graces and gifts He gave me the opportunity to have I rejected because they were boring and would make me feel bad.

    Now I’m in hell for all eternity suffering for the 60 years of fun I had on Earth.

  26. Ninja man April 22, 2013 at 1:26 pm

    Funny post. However, I take it with a pinch of salt, we all know that there are slight exaggerations in this post but large portions of truth too. Forewarned is foretold after all.

  27. DAP April 22, 2013 at 1:33 pm

    This post is scary accurate. However, as the saying goes: “Don’t hate the player, hate the game.” The players are the women and the game is the system we live in. Women are allowed to do the bullshit that they do because of spineless White Knight Betas and Fake Alphas who don’t like competing with Real Alphas.
    As men, we should stop fighting these Hamster-Minded Feminist and concentrate our efforts to stopping these White Knight Betas & Fake Alphas.
    Chop off the head and the snake dies.

  28. Teedub April 22, 2013 at 1:46 pm

    This was wonderfully funny.

  29. MJ April 22, 2013 at 1:49 pm


    This is one of the best writings I have seen on the female race in USA. A race like no other and horribly accurate.

  30. Anonymous April 22, 2013 at 1:54 pm

    Excellent, acid prose.

    There is no exaggeration here; if anything, Roosh grossly understates the reality.

    Book idea: consider your post an abstract of a novel. All you need to do is write the biography, as it were, of the female you depict.

    You could write such a book in 6 months. Start banging it out today. 😉

  31. corey April 22, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    Sad as fuck to read but nonetheless fuckin Gospel Truth, yet this is another Roosh article worthy of a Pulitzer Prize in non-fiction writing… oh wait yeah the Pulitzers ??? That’s probably not going to happen. The Manopshere best set up their own private independent organization for such literature.

  32. corey April 22, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    at #24 Alex wrote:

    “You don’t see something wrong with that? I’m no psychiatrist, but I’ll say this: perhaps years of chasing women have made you a woman-hating pessimist. Thoughts?

    The only thing chasing a lot of tail does is give a man a much greater insight to women’s true nature.

  33. surrey jack April 22, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    Gota hint of this durin school days but can you go into detail on how boys r getting screwed in school. Its somethin that needs to be adressed…cuz now they say we do drugs ir lazy retards n shit like that….how has the system failed us
    In colege do women really get away with that…wouldnt the professor get in trouble?

  34. ROOSH is amazing April 22, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    Hi Roosh

    It is hard to explain in words how genius and how mindblowing your article is.

    Thank you for writing the truth.

    Tell it on all TV american station news please


  35. LosAngeles April 22, 2013 at 2:26 pm

    A class.

  36. tim April 22, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    That was magnifico. But is it true that boys are drugged in school?

  37. Alice April 22, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    I can’t speak to the divorce, breast cancer, sluttiness or bitch-to-her-husband bits, so won’t.

    But you are simply wrong about others.

    Women get higher grades than men by earning higher grades than men. Girls are more committed to school than boys and do better because they earn it. Small female children exhibit a greater degree than small male children to delay gratification, as exhibited, for one, by a cookie test: One cookie now, or wait until the adult comes back, then get two cookies. Very young girls have more self restraint. … In another study, based on 1000 Australians, ‘willpower’ measured in childhood predicted adult success better than a group of other measures, even controlling for socioeconomic variables, etc. It predicted success between siblings. So, if girls have a willpower advantage, you should expect them to do better. … Seeing fat chicks everywhere might make you think, what, really? But women with higher grades tend to be thinner. And, men might have it easier when it comes to not gaining weight. So, less control control is not so punishing.

    I read a good book- probably the best book available, though I can’t remember its name- on why boys are not just falling behind girls in school (which could be due to girls simply improving) but behind their past selves. He considered every argument given by those in the debate, including ones related to classroom feminization, practices going against boys’ nature, etc. While some arguments throughout the book were argued for or against by the author, the final conclusion was basically: We don’t really know why. So, your confidence at a reason, even in an “exaggerate” or whatever (I don’t have words) post like this, shows you to be uneducated on the matter. What CAN be concluded: There are highly publicized studies about nonexistant problems for highschool girls. The concern about boys is publically tepid. Some really care. They do. Others? In Maine, I believe, there was a group assigned the job of learning why boys were doing so poorly. Snippets of the report were given in the book. It was hilariously PC, citing girls’ “problems” in school, even citing PC racial stuff, when the vast majority of the population of interest in Maine was white. The author didn’t get outraged, though, like a feminist would, if it were about girls, that this task force to study how to help boys clearly couldn’t give less of a shit and produced what they did…
    My point is, there is clear bias in favour of women by the media and government, but that is not known to be the cause of boys’ decline, which remains mysterious, to my knowledge.

    Why feminists cry is not because men are naturally superior at excellent academic achievement- they aren’t- but because the elite in every intellectual field (hell, every field, from gardenning to fashion to physics) are men. They are angry about differences in eminent intellectual achievement, not achievement, per se. Women earn their law degrees, and not by crying. Sheesh. I dislike feminists because I think biology is the major driving behind the differences in eminent achievement, but their statements, without evidence, appear in school and guide policy. However, to see you suggest that more everyday achievement differences are caused by affirmative action isn’t talking to truth to power anymore; it’s just lame-brained. And disrespectful.

    Lastly, about being pushed into science, the truth is they passionately attempt, unsuccessfully, to push women into science. In places where women have less freedom, like Turkey, Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia, women take physics, computer programming, etc more in university, not less. It’s an inconvenient truth against the claims of feminism that in the free world, women choose nursing and anthropology more, fluid dynamics less. A less free place has more female computer programmers. And, it’s evidence that going into science doesn’t masculinize you, given how feminine (by your accounts) Polish, etc. women are compared to Swedish women, say, who have clear workplace segregation by gender. I’m an engineer and get annoyed at feminist efforts to help poor women into engineering, who only don’t go in because of the patriarchy. (For one, I know who I am and what I want and find it insulting to be treated like my choices are not my own, but the result of big, invisible forces manipulating me.) But the numbers have been stuck at 20% for awhile- women aren’t answering the call. And in exit surveys, while more women say they only entered because of pressure, not hugely more do. You imply that an American woman would take such a path out of pressure. I say she takes it out of personality. It is the free world.

    What may have been scorned of late is home ec. But maybe that tells you women didn’t like it as much as do it because it was their job. I hate cooking, but I know I have to learn it some day, if only to not feel incompetant as someone raising life. They might not want oatmeal like me each morning, but that’s about the only thing I can cook, not just what I want. Pancakes? Forget it. Can’t do it.

    Anyway, that is all. You’re presenting a nonexistant world, and that presentation serves to HIDE the real problems, and makes you lose credibility, IMO.

  38. Quintus Curtius April 22, 2013 at 3:04 pm

    Seeing this put into print warms my heart. Bravo Roosh. Whirl, whirl, whirl…let your dervish whirl.

  39. iknowexactly April 22, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    This is good as comedy, but I think it’s also going too far.

    The greatest of all curses is not to be surrounded by the many ( but not all) narcissistic, entitled women of the West.

    The greatest curse is to be unable to fall in love with anyone.

    The Stalinist demand to never say NAWALT is ignorant. Men certainly commit more murders than women, is this a greater sin than entitlement and being worse at science and creativity?

    Imagine the opposite polarization meme: MANY men are more prone to violence, so anyone who tries to draw finer distinctions is saying the verboten. NAMALT.

    I think Roosh is exaggerating what he himself believes is accurate to make a point. I don’t think this line of thinking and feeling leads to a greater enjoyment of life and women. Viewing them simply as defectives who sometimes look good, basically a sex doll that generates novel sentences, is going too far

  40. Matt April 22, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    Can’t see the point of articles like this and I don’t know why you weigh your site down with these. Yes Roosh for the thousandth time we are all aware of the shitty state that American woman are in. And even more so with the poor state of America.

    Provide me with some insight, make me question my motives, provide depth! Not just another satire laced post about how American woman are stupid. You’ve made your point pretty clear, Roosh.

  41. Špiewak April 22, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    Greetings from Olsztyn, Poland. When it comes to women, Poland is a hurricane of fresh air!!! Two more weeks in Poland and then back to the States. I really need a big change in my life. :-/

  42. wilddr April 22, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    it was fun for reading

    the rest doesnt matter

  43. tim April 22, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    Alice said:

    My point is, there is clear bias in favour of women by the media and government, but that is not known to be the cause of boys’ decline, which remains mysterious, to my knowledge.

    How post-modern of you. There is clear bias (bigotry) against boys in the media and government, but the cause of boys’ decline is ‘mysterious’. LOL.

    I dislike feminists because I think biology is the major driving behind the differences in eminent achievement, but their statements, without evidence, appear in school and guide policy. However, to see you suggest that more everyday achievement differences are caused by affirmative action isn’t talking to truth to power anymore; it’s just lame-brained. And disrespectful.

    Oh dear. Feminist ideology rears it’s ugly head in both school and guide policy, but Roosh’s take is disrespectful to ‘ordinary’ achievement. LMAO!

    You’re presenting a nonexistant world, and that presentation serves to HIDE the real problems, and makes you lose credibility, IMO.

    Nice try, smart ass. Next time you attempt a post-modern, deconstructivist exegesis on the decline of boys, do some homework. In the meantime, yes, the feminization of ordinary boys in public schools continues apace:


  44. Keith April 22, 2013 at 6:15 pm

    As a young man in 2013, is this the sad reality of what I have to face in America’s dating world?

    I’m afraid my mom classifies on alot of the stages of the American woman. She has four kids with three different men, was a single mother through most of our lives, and is a corporate woman.

    1. A Friend February 4, 2016 at 7:52 am

      No, don’t believe a single word this man says. Trust me, if you look beyond gender, and see women as human beings, they will treat you like one as well. That’s all women have ever wanted from anyone, in fact, that’s what any human being wants, woman or man. Please, be careful of who you take advice from, I advise you to look for sage advice literally anywhere else, Keith. Sincerely.

  45. creeper April 22, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    So you think if you were a woman you’d over-medicate and deliberately poison your child’s mind? You’re better than that, RooshV!

  46. Ruxman April 22, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    The most startling part about this was how boys are passively ushered to a life of video games, porn and suicide.
    It’s a horrible idea that some mature women lack empathy for growing boys.

  47. Anonymous April 22, 2013 at 7:05 pm

    The reality is that the post was very well written. It is sad that many things were left out because that only makes it that much worse.

  48. Anonymous April 22, 2013 at 7:39 pm

    Truer words never spoken..hilarious!

    1. Billy October 18, 2018 at 3:45 am

      agree !

  49. Vice April 22, 2013 at 7:49 pm

    Lol shut up roosh

  50. RootlessTorontonian April 22, 2013 at 8:06 pm

    Roosh needs to swallow that red pill whole and realize that sexy cute faces and money are the only things women care about. He comes close to it here: “As an empowered woman who achieves spiritual enlightenment by opening my legs to only the sexiest and hottest men. …”

  51. Roofush April 22, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    Good job roosh, please ignore the crazy twat “alice” who is obviously not feeling well tonight…

  52. Alice April 22, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    @52 @44 I’m not a twat. I don’t even know what that means, but it’s probably not hot-bottomed STEM chick who prioritizes surviving the wall as highly as getting a good job, so it’s not true. I don’t understand your negative reactions. I just debated a bunch of feminists on a social networking site who told me I’d internalized patriarchal myths. I’m as far from a “deconstructist” (do even know what that means?) as you can get. Geesh. There’s no winning with activists of any persuasion.

    Why are boys doing worse? Could you design a school where they do better? People have tried. Media bias makes them do worse? Where is your evidence? “It’s self-evident! We entirely adjust society to make it more masculine, then you’ll see!” You argue as badly as a feminist. (The media is so omnipotent… Oooo. That’s why people do things they did 300 years ago. Becaues of TV) Make good arguments. I like boys and respect the men they can become. I like men. I’m biased to women in the sex/relationship world, because there I am feminine there and sympathetic to my people’s side, but am probably biased to men in every other domain. The manosphere is one of the only places I can complain about feminists to people who actually agree. Geesh #2.

    And saying stupid things IS… stupid. The rock-solid evidence is for there being more male geniuses, not more males capable of being good doctors. Saying the latter makes you not worthy of respecting, intellectually, in which case, I’ll just have to become kind of obsessed with another website. Not actually, though. My time is worth so little that I’m going to keep reading and posting here.

    I don’t think anyone really believes that women are incapable, though. … I am confused. I don’t really understand what “masculine conservatism” is, I guess. What is unique about you folk, compared to run-of-the-mill young libertarian-conservative folk, bigger balls and some anger? Is it just anger, in the end, or is there something unique and worthwhile in your viewpoint to offer? I don’t know…

  53. Alice April 22, 2013 at 9:49 pm

    @44 Sorry, I forgot to read your link before replying. It is fantastic. The book I was basing my opinions on is a few years old. ITS conclusion was that things remain unclear. Maybe there’s more evidence now.

  54. Lucky White Male April 22, 2013 at 9:54 pm

    Top 5 posts all time for Roosh right here.

    The eternal lesson: Everything in the universe has its own place, but all creatures must be reminded of their unique place, whatever that is. Otherwise, the inmates are running the asylum.

    The lesson for men: Either you take control, or you get controlled. There is no in between.

    Elites make rules that STOP the masses from succeeding.

    Please rest assured that elites do not actually believe the shibboleths they are shoveling down your throats. It is a set-up and a sham. It has been purposely done to wrest control for the power of a select few.

    1. Luis October 9, 2013 at 12:22 am

      What? You sound like a conspiracy nut.

  55. Alice April 22, 2013 at 9:54 pm

    @44 Ugh, last post. It’s not as fantastic as I thought at first glance; should have finished before offering an opinion. You need to look into a lot of stuff to offer a solution. I think it’s fair to say that if people cared more, the answers to questions would be found faster, and they don’t care more because of the entrenched belief that the system favours men. But that doesn’t mean… Well, I don’t even know how big the problem is. … I assume girls have more self-control and are easier to get along with, so will always get higher school marks.

  56. Anonymous April 22, 2013 at 11:09 pm

    We get for the hundretg time, American women suck! Move on dude! Hating on them for the rest if your life is going to leave you a sad and bitter person.

  57. Anonymous April 22, 2013 at 11:17 pm

    Laughable. No one wants to hear the aggressive satirical side of reality. But this is the “chain-weighted” truth of choices here in the states nowadays. Play or be played for life, or just exit the game all together.

  58. Eda Ibis April 22, 2013 at 11:18 pm

    If I Had Been Born an American Man

    I would have gotten a science education and landed a career that would be the envy of almost any man in the world, then throw it away for ‘independence’ from ‘soul crushing corporate america’.

    I would have deserted my loving cat named Furball without a backward glance, to chase a different sort of pussy all over the world.

    I would write extensively about nothing more than my dick, making money off it for years and then mope around because women in America weren’t beautiful or thin or feminine enough for my taste. Thanks to abundant birth control options and relaxed sexual attitudes there would be no consequences for my behavior, such as getting my head chopped off by the male relatives of my latest ‘conquest’, but instead of appreciating this I would whine about what ‘sluts’ women had become. I would then take my hunt all over the world, but still no woman could meet my standards for a mate. True to my Persian heritage, I would sulk about this some more, continually bemoaning my sad lonely fate to whoever would listen.

    I would have fooled gullible beta guys into thinking that there was some some amount of ‘game’ could make up for impressive height, broad shoulders, a dazzling smile and sad, sad puppy dog eyes that melt the hearts of females everywhere.

    But it would all come to a screeching halt one day when I turned 35, looked in the mirror, and realized my Persian/Turko heritage had failed me. I was going BALD.

  59. DoublePlusRedPill April 22, 2013 at 11:27 pm

    No list of sex inequality in America would be complete without mention of the (tragic) fact that it’s not only legal, but culturally acceptable to amputate up to half the skin (and associated mucosa/erogenous structures) of a MALE child’s healthy sex organ – while surgical removal of ANY part of a female child’s healthy vulva–even procedures FAR LESS disfiguring than male prepuce amputaton– is prohibited by law and culturally condemned.

    (And shame on you if your knee-jerk response is to parrot the “but THATS TOTALLY DIFFERENT” meme since that makes you part of the problem).

  60. MANGINAS wingman April 22, 2013 at 11:27 pm

    What are the effective tools to disable the white knighting of a clueless mangina?

  61. Anonymous April 22, 2013 at 11:28 pm

    The government doesn’t pay for a aborations….

  62. Captaingh April 22, 2013 at 11:42 pm

    I will say this @ 56 Alice. You’re definitely a smart women who respects men since you’re coming from a place of logic and scientific arguments. I applaud you for that. But you see Alice, the people at the top are some smart [email protected]#ckers.

    They give you false info AND give you fake science to back up your false info. I’m taking the time to write since you’re coming from a place of honesty since you truly wanna know whats up. Here it is written in this book: The war against boys again from Christina Hoff Sommers.

    This book will show you that the very studies that were used to create funding for the change of the learning curriculum were false. Male energy is different than female energy.

    And when you’re trying to tame it by taking away recess and playing with dols, the energy field of the young boy can’t connect to it like a women cant connect to the super nice guy.

    And to finish if you really want to be in the know you could read the Myth of Male Power. This one will really open your eyes about what a lot of us know of this forum… and it’s not pretty

  63. Raul Felix April 23, 2013 at 1:26 am

    Beautiful and hilarious. Many women have it that easy in the world if they want to take advantage of the system. Not all women are this way, but there are plenty of them who are that way that it is enough to make you want to pay attention and be untrusting of a lot of them.

    1. James September 2, 2015 at 5:33 pm

      Saying that enough women are out there to “want to pay attention and be untrusting” because they’ll take advantage of the system is like saying women should ” pay attention and be untrusting” of men because enough men rape.

  64. Anonymous April 23, 2013 at 3:15 am

    Somebody call the whaaaaambulance

  65. Days of Broken Arrows April 23, 2013 at 5:42 am

    #37 Alice:

    Below is a link to a New York Times piece that looks at the reasons boys do poorly in school and cites a study. This is one of many articles on the topic and would have been easy to Google before you presented your rather long-winded thesis.

    Anti-boy bias in the classroom and the system being rejigged to favor girls are the two main reasons:

    There are many, many more articles and studies on this topic and to call it a “mystery” or sidestep the issue is willful ignorance at this late a date.

  66. the passenger April 23, 2013 at 6:01 am

    So, American girls live an easy life without effort of any kind.

    Hell, i don’t know which is better: such attitude or characters of polish girls.
    If you’ll ever hang up more than 2 weeks with a polish chick…. beware.
    She will always throw all her crappy problems on your head.
    Like: i don’t earn enough money, my boss is stupid, i don’t have time to write a masters degree, my professor is bad, my parents are sick, i don’t have any clothes! My car is broken, i need new phone, i don’t have $ for holidays, i have pain in my neck, ouch!

    and even worse: honey, i have issues with my ex boyfriend! — then fuck, block his # bitch.
    i have to pay for the university for the whole year and oooops, honey i don’t have money… will you help me? *sweet dull eyes*(cause she spends 2/5 of her salary on her family and another 2/5 on cosmetics).

    If a chick works for a corporation then expect other kinds of issues: “i have to complete my hyper important project, so we can meet in 2 weeks”. “ohhh, i’m so tired!!!”
    “we have a corporate trip this weekend and this and next one i have to visit my mom”
    “arrghh! i was fires and who’s gonna pay my mortgage and my hair dresser?”

    1. James September 2, 2015 at 5:35 pm

      How dare she treat you like a person who will listen to her problems… like you would probably expect her to do for you….?

  67. Phil April 23, 2013 at 7:02 am

    Glorious post.

    Somewhere, Jizzebel’s editors are calling an FBI hotline right now to report you…

    1. Eva Las Vegas February 2, 2016 at 10:34 am

      Yup. Actually, the FBI and all police organizations in the USA. And also, the Interpol.

  68. LOL April 23, 2013 at 7:22 am

    “We get for the hundretg time, American women suck! Move on dude! Hating on them for the rest if your life is going to leave you a sad and bitter person.”

    But what else to do ? you dont really give us any reason to love you, do ya ?
    So that leaves us only with hate.

  69. the passenger April 23, 2013 at 7:34 am

    And now folks there is house music for big american pizza fatties – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lh7Zg8WXwU
    Avicii vs Nicky Romero – I Could Be The One

    So, she could feel she is , ya know, “the One” 😉

    Amazing clip, like a mashup of Michael Gray – for The Weekend to begin and Old Spice tv commercial.

    Toronto whales must have a good time dancing to that tune 😉

  70. the passenger April 23, 2013 at 8:45 am

    #27 wrote: “Women are allowed to do the bullshit that they do because of spineless White Knight Betas and Fake Alphas who don’t like competing with Real Alphas”.

    Best comment so far. But somewhat inaccurate. It is white homosexuals who have taken over the entire mass media and now online media. These are sad people who did not received love when they were children. Who had mad vicious mothers and/or no fathers. If your mother is aggressive towards you, your father and anyone else: tell me please, how can you treat the society differently?
    So these homosexual sociopaths discovered feminism, they brainwash women on every level also with big pharma products, fast foods, tv shows, the list is endless.

    If you think EE woman are better, yeah hold on your seatbelts. If you find a girl with very low self esteem, weak in bed, no passions, etc- ok she won’t be a bitch. Any other EE woman: she is only after your money and material things, nothing else. Altough many of them posses an art to mask these true motives for quite a long time.

    1. Just Damn February 4, 2016 at 7:59 am

      Woah. I’ve never seen crazy so concentrated into three little paragraphs. One question: Where do you get your meth?

  71. Captaingh April 23, 2013 at 11:48 am

    @ 73 Its a good analogy that you used, but it’s more like a scenario coming from the Pimp game. Rich girl in this day and age, combined with femenism = unlimited power with deep resources and extremely instant gratification minded.

    With time all this will create an extremely deep desire to have guidance, to be controlled (girl above probably had no or an absent father) and that’s when the Pimp or in this case the alleged terrorist comes in and can smell the yearning for control.

    After that, if the guy is good = game over her mind is controlled. Generation without fathers is a generation yearning for control on women side, and misplaced aggression on the male side. Everyone loses.

  72. Vaughn April 23, 2013 at 1:10 pm

    I’d like to hear Roosh’s opinion about the Beyonce song “If I Were a Boy”.

  73. OralCummings April 23, 2013 at 3:17 pm

    “I was soooo happy when Congress(tho still with too too may white males) passed the Equality of Marriage Act! People need to be treated EQUALLY with NO ‘scrimination!! I HATE scrimination and want EVERYONE TREATED EQUALLY!! Maybe someday when we have a 100% women and minority congress we will finally ahve fairness and equality!! With people being treated EQUALLY! I have a passion for EQUALITY!!I am a strong woman,I guess!!!”

    1. Luis October 9, 2013 at 12:20 am

      And it should also be full of mental patients and disabled gypsies to because they are not represented. You are what the majority men and women refer to as stupid fucking extreme left feminist.

  74. Anonymous April 23, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    What’s worse, paying for BC/abortions or welfare/jail/healthcare/makework for their bastard hoodrat spawn? It’s not like we have enough factories, farms and mines to properly employ them all. Many of them aren’t even qualified to act as fodder for foreign wars.

  75. oops April 23, 2013 at 4:02 pm

    If I were better at using the subjunctive tense…

  76. Pete April 23, 2013 at 4:29 pm

    Roosh, sadly what you are saying is all too true. I wish it wasn’t but that’s life unfortunately

    1. It's Better Than You Think February 4, 2016 at 8:01 am

      It’s not, it’s really, really not, I promise you.

  77. Anonymous April 23, 2013 at 4:39 pm

    “What if you were born as an ugly girl?”

    Welcome to a mans world. It’s cold out here. I need a hug. And a blowjob.

    1. Tom February 4, 2016 at 8:02 am

      You clearly have a mouth. Use it.

  78. Anonymous April 23, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    Roosh, you know you’re on to something when people whine so bitterly about the occasional anti-feminist post.

    In truth, you’re at your best in precisely this mode. I mentioned above that you should attempt a novel with a subject like the woman sketched here — and I’ll note that you might be surprised at the delight and ease with which such savage satire could be written. It will write itself.

    Finally. Please change the post title “If I ever have a boy” to “If I ever have a son.” “Boy” is a dreadful misandrist diminutive that we need to abandon.

    In any case, keep banging it out.–

  79. RootlessTorontonian April 23, 2013 at 6:21 pm

    It’s amazing how even the ugliest women complain about being unable to find the hottest, wealthiest guys. The other day, I remember overhearing a conversation between three young women in their early twenties about how all the guys on campus were ugly, broke losers. Yet none of these women were anything special themselves. The girl who complained the loudest about being unable to find hot, rich guys who drive fast cars had a flat chest and no ass. Stupid bitch… doesn’t she realize that no tits and no ass = no dominant male? The other one who began moaning about how every guy she came across was ugly had extremely crooked teeth, like one of the old hags in Macbeth; her front teeth appeared to be fused together and she was in serious need of dental surgery. The third kept complaining about how she couldn’t find hot, sexy guys and she looked like she was a couple months pregnant. Women totally lack introspection. Of course, Toronto being the feminist multikulti multikult shithole that it is, just about every woman – no matter how ugly or fat – gets her ass kissed by hundreds of desperate, sex-deprived omega and beta males. This raises their self-esteem to the point where they think they’re entitled to millionaire male underwear models. The irony is that a guy whining about where all the hot women were would be jeered at and told to go fuck himself. “But it’s all about love!” Fuck off retard, it’s all about looks and wallet size.

    1. Marc February 4, 2016 at 8:09 am

      Dude, I’m telling you, it’s not. The world does not suck as much as you think it does. I promise.

  80. Ralph Macho April 23, 2013 at 7:08 pm

    Not only that, but they’re allowed to walk around while they menstruate and that is fucking disgusting. I say we just go back to sequestering bitches on the rag– they’ll probably do away with each other in no time.

    1. Typical "Bitch" February 4, 2016 at 8:12 am

      I was severely upset by what you said…but then I saw your screen name. Dude. Pathetic, man. You’re like a men’s rights stereotype, I swear. This is surreal.

  81. Alice April 23, 2013 at 7:19 pm

    @67 @63
    I found the one book I was basing my words about the ‘boys suck at school’ matter on. It is the 2010 book “Why boys fail”, reviewed here by some men’s group:

    Reading it gave me a strong impression at the time that a lot of theories were being considered, but the evidence was more scant than you’d suppose by the confidence of the speaker’s, that’s all. The effects of a lot of things, like video games, or the gender of the teacher- based on how that journalist wrote it- seemed unclear. The results of successful intervention studies are what are really compelling. There is no doubt, though, that large women’s groups hated evidence supporting the notion of systematic bias against boys. That they are anti-boy, one can be confident in. That doesn’t prove that their ire is the “cause”, though it seems plausibly related to causes, how it’s related isn’t clear, that was my point. Those same activists wish for a lot of things related to male and female behavious that don’t come true; they aren’t omnipotent. The causes must be pinpointed more particularly…

    On a kind of related note, I found this recent article about an American decline in childhood “creativity scores” (only a worthwhile concept because the tests actually predicted adult creative work) interesting.
    They think that it relates to decreased freedom. Given that men- parents or supervisors in other domains- are notoriously less punishing of rowdy behaviour, and maybe give more freedom (guys seem to me to be both more laissez faire and more authoritarian- more of each of those extremes), I wonder if women having more power in caretaking and supervising is diminishing freedom. Just a thought.

  82. Matt Larson April 23, 2013 at 9:01 pm

    This truthfully , scared me.

    My family is a getting a divorce, and has followed exactly the same as the story.

    How do I avoid this?

    Any advice is greatly appreciated.

    1. James September 2, 2015 at 5:44 pm

      Statistically, marriages are far more likely to last if the man is past the age of 28 and the woman past the age of 25. Their brains are finally past the rapid activity associated with adolescents and typically both sides have a better idea of what they want.

  83. Anonymous April 24, 2013 at 3:25 am

    …OOOOOOOH, I get it, your parents got divorced when you were a child and you’ve never had a girlfriend because you talk to women like they’re subhuman. Now this all makes sense. It’s not fiction; it’s autobiography! Brilliant!

  84. LOL April 24, 2013 at 3:58 am

    @84 Alice boys need strong discipline..back in the days when teachers where allowed to hit children, you didnt see this kind of misbehavior among boys.
    So in way that was a good thing, not that I would ever do it myself since I was not raised like that.
    As a former brat myself, I can see now that I had no fear of the consequences of my behavior which allowed me to be the teachers nightmare.

  85. Mebus April 24, 2013 at 6:40 am

    @85 Matt Larson

    Don’t marry.

  86. John Rambo April 24, 2013 at 7:10 am

    to 85, Matt Larson

    Do NOT ever get married. Not even to a foreign girl.

    There is simply NO NEED for legal marriage. Men gain absolutely nothing from it.

    Now if you meet a girl that you want to have a long term relationship with, then simply live together (I wouldn’t recommend this either, since common law marriage pretty much has the same legal consequences as legal marriage).

    Best to just date as many girls as you can. Then you will realize that there is nothing special about women, and this desire that you may have for marriage will vanish.

    Also, once you get past the age of 30, the desire for marriage stops being so strong. It’s in the mid-20s that this desire for marriage is so strong in young men.

    Marriage will not make you happy. You will regret it, because you will lose all your freedom. And if divorce ever happens, you will be ass raped in divorce court.

    1. huduhhhhhh March 5, 2014 at 3:51 am

      Shitty dudes attract shitty women. Shocking. If you actually have a personality it’s pretty easy to find good women out there.

      1. Agreed February 4, 2016 at 8:15 am

        Who would have thunk it, right? And man, don’t take any of this too seriously, especially if his screen name is John Rambo…he clearly isn’t super confident in himself to begin with.

  87. S April 24, 2013 at 7:18 am

    Uh, alright.

    I’m no lover of these sluts as you call them, but wouldn’t you be SOL if all women were abstinent and never engaged in casual sex?

    Your lifestyle is possible b/c of sexually promiscuous women. Yet you despise them for being that way. Seems…like a waste of energy

    1. Sexy Gamer February 7, 2014 at 5:41 am

      It is an interesting conundrum.

      Casual sex is something that is more than accepted in the states and it nauseates me. Yet of course people will assume if you look good that you are a whore. Traditional values and respect for your own body as a woman would be more feminist than sexual liberation and in the same way a man should save himself for the woman he wishes to be his wife.

      1. James September 2, 2015 at 5:46 pm

        Respect for yourself and partner(s) is part of any healthy sex life. When the mutual respect goes, so does everything else

  88. LOL April 24, 2013 at 8:09 am

    Wont be long before the jizebel biatches starts their spamming

  89. asian_dude April 24, 2013 at 8:18 am

    And the worst part is this bullshit is spreading from English speaking Western countries to all over the world

  90. redpillmtl April 24, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    This was pretty damn funny.

    Though, I still believe being a man is a better draw. I can’t imagine life as an ugly chick.

    At least we’re prepared. That’s half the war won already, right?

    1. Divzy May 22, 2014 at 10:35 pm

      Thanks for invalidating Roosh’s argument for me. His scenario only applies for an attractive woman, which is apparently only 5% of the American population according to him. Life is easy if you happen to be one of that 5% of the female population, but otherwise being an American woman does not mean she is privileged.

    2. Captain August 11, 2014 at 8:19 pm

      With a good diet, good exercise and enough makeup, pretty much any woman below 40 who tries to look hot can.

  91. Lisa April 24, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    I hope all of you don’t actually believe this, because I don’t think it’s true.

    Certainly, there are grains of truth in the story, but it’s a gross overgeneralization to say this is the situation for all men and women. Both men and women are ultimately people who have hopes and dreams, and unique talents and weaknesses. Some men are great at science, while others are great at liberal arts. Some women are great at science, while others are great at liberal arts. Some men and some women are pretty shitty at a bunch of things.

    I think it’s unfair to make all the claims that you’ve made in this article. Women are people, and they are different from one another. You seem pretty intelligent, so it’s disappointing that you seem to look at women in such a black-and-white and hateful manner.

  92. DarkTriad April 25, 2013 at 11:34 am

    ““What if you were born as an ugly girl?”

    This is America…almost any woman can be above average with diet and exercise.

  93. RootlessTorontonian April 25, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    @96 Even women who are fat and ugly have no problem attracting hundreds of omega and beta males for sex and long-term relationships. They just can’t attract the dominant alpha males for anything more than a quick pump and dump.

  94. Heh April 25, 2013 at 8:09 pm


    Generalisations are the basis of fact:


    In order to evaluate reality generalisations are the starting point. The exceptions will be dealt accordingly.

  95. madmax April 27, 2013 at 5:00 am

    It’s really shit. In the last couple of years, I really learned what women really can be. My best education so far was reading ‘Venus, the dark side’ and watching episodes of Snapped.

    In fact, I don’t give a fuck anymore, and I feel nothing for them, I don’t care how pretty they are. Sure, you can talk to a woman, you can fuck her. You can even enjoy a conversation with her (it happens rarely as few women are mature enough for that, but it does happen) But you cannot really trust her. And if you love her, you are out of your fucking mind. If you think she’s going to be your lover, your best friend and family and confidant, you are out of your fucking mind. Don’t do that, and if you marry any bitch, be smart and protect all your assets, you’ll be sorry if you take things for granted.

    1. Ty October 31, 2013 at 8:33 pm


      “If you think she’s going to be your lover, your best friend and family and confidant, you are out of your fucking mind.”

      They are all of that on the surface until you lose your money, status or a better sperm opportunity gives them “good feelings”, and then they will cheat.

      1. Divzy May 22, 2014 at 10:29 pm

        Can’t your ignorant argument be applied to men? If a man sees a younger woman with more attractive physical qualities, he will definitely cheat. Because all women care about is money and all men only care about is sex, right? You have a very low opinion on the human race. Maybe if you looked a bit harder you’d find that what defines us as humans is the love we have for our kind, which is very real within those that don’t hate the opposite sex.

    2. huduhhhhhh March 5, 2014 at 3:48 am

      Those are the women you meet when you have zero maturity, bro. Grow up and get over yourself, stop being such a whiny bitter nut sack and even you can meet women who aren’t shitty.

  96. madmax April 27, 2013 at 5:03 am


    ”They just can’t attract the dominant alpha males for anything more than a quick pump and dump.”

    Brother, you are confused. An alpha doesn’t fuck a fat and ugly girl, he’d rather jerk off to a porn. He might lower his standards with a so-so girl, to empty his balls, but he would not fuck an ugly landwhale. You need to review your learning.

  97. Alexander April 27, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    Julia, is that you?

  98. RootlessTorontonian April 27, 2013 at 8:07 pm

    @100 I dunno.. I’ve seen some pretty jacked, thuggish-looking black guys porking ugly white women with massive fat asses on the side. In fact, every club I’ve visited, it’s always the ripped black fellas chasing the fat white women no decent white man in his right mind wants. I’m not saying it’s inevitable, just that it’s the most a fattie can expect from an alpha male.

  99. Puddin April 30, 2013 at 9:52 am

    Why does anyone care what this ‘lady’ thinks? Woman worth having dont behave like this. Woman like the writer are dumpable after the 3rd date.

  100. Dr. Faust April 30, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    If we are to examine any complex social problem it is prudent to look at the point of origin. Who in a child’s life has more influence than the parent?

    Single parents produce a disproportionate amount of troubled children. The problem arises from many places, some of which are beyond our control, but the two which need attention are the feminization of schools and the denigration of fathers. Both lay at the feet of feminism.

    Any exam of education which ignores the family and the misandry in the family courts is flawed since it will be those broken, fatherless homes, which create the environment for failure.

  101. Anonymous April 30, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    …and then when a man makes a purposeful and reasoned decision to avoid this nonsense by staying single, he is branded “commit-phobic”, a psychological curiosity that should be pitied.

    What a world we live in.

    1. Ezra Nixon July 5, 2014 at 5:52 am

      I don’t think you’ve heard the term “commit-phobic” anywhere other than in your own delusional head.

  102. Anonymous April 30, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    Anyone else notice that Obamacare provides the woman’s preferred birth control method – oral contraceptives – for “free”, but men’s preferred method – condoms – are not included?

    In fact, on cannot even use their health savings account on over the counter products, so even the small tax break for condoms has been eliminated.

    Meanwhile, women are given a new “entitlement”.

    1. Nonynonynonymous November 15, 2013 at 9:43 am

      Um, Planned Parenthood, ‘tardo. Condoms are so free that you can blow up fifty and have a party in your basement before you wank.

  103. Anonymous April 30, 2013 at 12:29 pm

    A man and woman have sex and she gets pregnant.

    1. He wants the baby, she doesn’t. So she gets an abortion. She is heralded for exercising her “reproductive rights” and her “right to choose”. We show our sympathy for this courageous decision and offer her “free” counseling and other social services. In fact, we even pay for the abortion. Never mind what the father wanted; after all, it is her body, and the man has no right to tell her what to do with it.

    2. He doesn’t want the baby, she does. So she goes ahead and has the baby. She is heralded for taking on all the joys and responsibilities of motherhood, showered with gifts, and receives a multitude of “thumbs up” for every photo of the baby she posts on her facebook page. Meanwhile, the man, without no reproductive rights, is forced to pay the woman child support for at least 18 years. The amount is mandated by law and if he refuses to pay then his wages can be garnished, he can lose his driver’s license and not be able to work, or he can go to prison. He has no say in what the woman spends the support money on, and if it is more than needed she pockets the difference. Never mind what the father wanted; after all it is her body and a man has no right to tell her what to do with it.

    1. Danny R. October 15, 2013 at 4:28 pm

      You should probably make sure the person you’re having unprotected sex with has similar opinions on things as you do. Do they agree with me about what to do if we get pregnant? Do they agree that STD’s are a bad thing and should be disclosed before we’re inside each other… little things like that.

      1. Derek March 29, 2014 at 11:28 pm

        Something that nobody ever tells a woman when she wants to undo such a decision with an abortion…

    2. huduhhhhhh March 5, 2014 at 3:41 am

      “no reproductive rights”. Pretty sure she didn’t forcibly remove his sperm. Get real jackass, you also missed the point that men don’t have to give birth, ever. If you’re not prepared for these consequences don’t stick your unwrapped dick in a woman you don’t know that well.

    3. Steph April 16, 2014 at 2:29 am

      For what it’s worth, my roommate and I are both women, and we agree that this is an area where potential fathers get a rough deal. I have issues with the idea of men forcing women to forego abortion, but it shouldn’t be legal for a woman to force a man to pay child support for a kid he never wanted to raise. So as an alternative, what would you say to a law that stated that fathers could refuse to pay child support in return for having no direct connection to the child’s life? It’d be almost like putting the child up for adoption, since they would no longer be yours. If you don’t want the responsibility, would you be OK with a law that takes away your responsibility along with your paternal rights to that child? This isn’t a sarcastic or rhetorical question–I would honestly like to know how men would feel about this solution, specifically men who already protest against the current system.

      1. YksiSuomalainen . May 29, 2014 at 5:52 am

        I fully agree with your suggestion.

      2. maur June 8, 2014 at 1:44 am

        “If you don’t want the responsibility”
        If you don’t want responsibility, why do you have sex, an act that in the end may produce a child?

      3. T-money February 25, 2015 at 12:40 pm

        That never stopped anybody, ever.

      4. sasha August 7, 2015 at 6:54 pm

        she does not necessarly have an alternative. Some women realize they are pregnant too late, after four months. And she does not have the right to abandon the kid after that.
        The law is not there for her to have an alternative to raising a kid, but to have an alternative from having to sacrifice her bodily integrity for a kid.
        Your point is a bit like saying that, because a potential kidney donor has the right to determine if they give or not their kidney to their kid and save him, it’s unfair for the other parent who cant give their kidney cause they cant choose whether the kid will keep on living.
        Sometimes, with different biological possibilites come some more possibilities to choose, and that is an unfairness that comes from biology, not from society, and it has to be accepted.

      5. sasha August 7, 2015 at 6:56 pm

        similarly, if an attempt at abortion befor 4 months fails, women can not make another.

    4. Eva Las Vegas February 2, 2016 at 10:51 am

      I’ve never seen any woman ever ‘heralded’ for getting an abortion. Abortions are extremely painful and emotionally scarring for all but the least caring of women. It’s an extremely difficult choice to make, and usually it’s because there is no other viable choice except losing your life as you know it, and probably not being able to provide or raise another being. Women aren’t heralded. I don’t know what planet you people are all on. Psycho planet. Seriously. If men got periods, they wouldn’t show up for work. If men had babies, everything would be way different. Get some perspective. Just because you can create an argument doesn’t mean it’s true.

  104. Anonymous April 30, 2013 at 12:54 pm


  105. Anonymous age 71 April 30, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Alice, Lisa, and others of that ilk. You come on a man’s board and shame us because we don’t like American woman any more. That conversation, with you actually listening, was appropriate in 1965.

    Not any more. This is 2013, and virtually all men have had decades of abuse from virtually all women. Either directly, or shaming from women “who aren’t like that, shame, shame” when a man does object.

    The only difference between American women is the degree to which an individual American woman is insane. Some are only slightly insane. Others are bat-shit insane.

    As far as men losing in school because they don’t work as hard, nonsense. The grades are based on how closely the student approximates female viewpoints.

    Recent studies show that while women outperform men in school, once they leave school and have to actually do something, the inferior male students still hands-down outperform superior female students.

    The only way women ever win is to totally stack the deck, which has been done in schools, and it is being attempted on the job by dumbing up jobs and openly refusing to hire men for millions of jobs.

    The problem is, it’s over. The country is going broke as we speak. And, you can only print so much money. It’s over.

    Rooshv’s posting was right on. That is the way things are for women today.

    You can’t know this. Because you have never known a sane woman. We are products of our culture, and your culture is that of insane women.

    I tell sane women here in Mexico what you are like. And, they would prefer not to believe me, but their men who come back from the US says its worse than I say it is.

    1. huduhhhhhh March 5, 2014 at 3:44 am

      Lol…Clearly you have met every woman in America. Men bitch as much or more than women, especially when they can’t get laid. Those with some self confidence and self awareness can meet great women. The trick is to not think with your dick 100% of the time.

  106. Vaughn May 10, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    If a group of girls asks you to take their picture, is it always “beta” to say yes? I’ve been out with male friends and we’ve asked strangers to take our photo (no homo), so it seems appropriate to return the favor when someone asks me.

    1. Ezra Nixon July 5, 2014 at 5:50 am

      Please tell me this is a joke. If not, I honestly am not sure how you survive in the real world.

    2. sasha August 7, 2015 at 6:47 pm

      Roosh would say it’s never appropriate to do what girls ask cause you should hate them and treat them as inferiors. Now if you follow this advice I pity you.

  107. Elsa May 11, 2013 at 7:08 pm

    You are sad and disgusting human being, Roosh. I wish you will realise this one day and do something worthy with your life.

  108. Joey May 19, 2013 at 4:06 am

    Man the elite planned this bs over a century ago- the battle of the sexes is their plan applied to destroy civilization by dividing all of us the feminists and all these other isms are their tool for social control.

    The satire here was finny. It’s sad but every generation now seems more and more ignorant and superficial. It’s not their fault they were just born into a crooked game ran by the central banksters

    At the end of the day I have live for everyone bcuz we’ve l been manipulated to keep elite pricks in power. Most everything out here that’s for public consumption is just propaganda to brain wash the masses to keep the plantation running.

  109. Mohammed Stevenson Braun May 21, 2013 at 5:28 pm

    “In places where women have less freedom, like Turkey, Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia, women take physics, computer programming, etc more in university, not less. It’s an inconvenient truth against the claims of feminism that in the free world, women choose nursing and anthropology more, fluid dynamics less.”

    Only in the Westernized “free” world does the metrosexual media make physics, engineering, and computer programming into a geek ghetto. That is the root of the problem. In Turkey or Russia, STE careers still pay well and come with loads of respect. Not so in Amerika. The jobs pay poorly, come with no respect, and are being outsourced away. The glamorous careers are the cosmetic and financial ones, run by the usurious banking machine that creates no wealth, only a bubble that has already burst.

    1. Luis October 9, 2013 at 12:26 am

      Believe me engineering is no where near a”geek ghetto” it’s just a math rigorous course that many shy from because of the difficulty
      Most of my classmates want to go into engineering

      1. sasha August 7, 2015 at 6:45 pm

        it is described as some kind of non glamorous ghetto for people with no life and not as respected in the western world.
        And there is this idea in the west that any thing that you don,t find glamourous and easy is not the job your heart desires. People are told that they will fail if they follow what they think is intelligent and important, and not what their heart points as glamorous, and especially women and the limited notion of glamorous society creates for them, fall in a trap because of that dangerous saying.

    2. sasha August 7, 2015 at 6:43 pm

      the western world, who seems free, brainwashes people in delicate ways with its glamorous models of what men and women must be.
      Tocqueville said democracies have a more strong way of manipulating and repressing personal freedom. They make people want stuff by making it seem that’s what it is normal to want and what everyone wants – not by clearly imposing it from above. It brainwashes you more cause you think you choose it freely. And yet it’s all things considered the best system.

      Plus, in the western tradition, the bourgeoisie came with this weird idea that women are some kind of male trophees made to be kept home to show your status and act like pretty princesses, a philosophy that poor part of the world were women work was always necessary and shought after never had the occasion to develop.
      In some ways the western world is not more feminist.

  110. Mohammed Stevenson Braun May 21, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    Joey: “It’s sad but every generation now seems more and more ignorant and superficial. It’s not their fault they were just born into a crooked game ran by the central banksters At the end of the day I have live for everyone bcuz we’ve l been manipulated to keep elite pricks in power. Most everything out here that’s for public consumption is just propaganda to brain wash the masses to keep the plantation running.”

    You’re right about the banksters. They don’t create wealth, just shuffle it around and repackage it. Real wealth comes from real production. It comes from the soil, the earth, the air, honest work, the minds of men, and most importantly from God. In some ways the communists, though evil and hateful, were closer to the truth about wealth. But they were so focused on their tractors and coal mines they forgot about the mental (and especially spiritual) aspects of production. Capitalism is fated to go the same way of communism.

    1. Sexy Gamer February 7, 2014 at 5:42 am

      Amen, the money made in a country is not to stay there, it is to be shifted to a sham country and held away offshore in a place where nothing happens and no one lives and the money exists there to be used without tax penalty so the rich and the super rich can become richer without loss.

  111. Sara June 28, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    Men and women both have it hard. Very immature and limited POV you have

  112. celine luggage bag August 15, 2013 at 11:40 pm

    The city quality supervision bureau, however, said on its official microblog site that it has confirmed that Peng outfit was made by Exception..

  113. Luis October 9, 2013 at 12:13 am

    She’s a fucking bitch I know it’s a what if but holy hell I hate feminist bullshit

    1. Ezra Nixon July 5, 2014 at 5:48 am

      If you are this angry at females that you call an imaginary woman with a life span of 2 minutes a “fucking bitch”, I fear for you. Your rage reaches dangerous levels that only a fucking moron could hope to achieve.

  114. WhatsOnMyMind November 8, 2013 at 11:28 am

    You sick son of a bitch!
    I’ve tried to read all of your posts, trying to reason with the voice in the back of my head telling me not to trash you too much! But you’re wrong in SO many levels!
    I am furious with you! And all of your lilltle followers/Minions/Fans… What is wrong with you people?!

    Girls don’t get it as easy as you think! We have to bust our asses as well!
    You think we can just flash our boobs or shed a tear and get the world served on a silver platter… It’s not how the world works!

    Women are humans as well, stop down grading us to… shit I don’t even know what we are to you… Not slaves… You can’t really use us for anything, but pick us up and let us down. Not possesings, you don’t really want to posses us, you just want to get us… We’re clearly not worth anything to you…

    Deep in my heart I hope that you’ll one day have a daughter, and that she will, when she gets old enough, google you, and find all the shit you’ve written…
    Have you no female role models as a child?

    And as a last comment… If the entire world stinks… Maybe you’re the one smelling!
    (Maby your baking soda didn’t do the trick you male schauvanistic prick!)

    P.s. NO I’m not a feminist! But guys like your sure as hell makes me considder it!
    Disgusting piece of shit!

    1. BigBoinka April 12, 2014 at 9:06 pm

      Roosh was talking about ATTRACTIVE young American women. AVERAGE, PLAIN or FUGLY are different thing, although when young they can generally get a guy who is 1-3 SMV pints above them to boink them.

      1. sasha August 7, 2015 at 6:36 pm

        lol, cause you think attractive women will be hired as ceo of coca cola for their boobs, or even apple if they cry a little bit?
        You are quite blind, fella.

  115. Bria Yelland December 21, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    I can’t believe how utterly disgusted and ashamed I am of the female gender. As a women I find so much truth in this short article, truth that I see in day to day life. This pro feminist society that we ‘simply accept’ seems to be so broken. Girls need to be taught about the biological differences at a young age. They need to UNDERSTAND that the differences exist between men and women for a reason. It isn’t right for us to be equal but waiting for this to be realized and acted upon – and it probably will be – is like waiting for the next ice age. But then again it probably won’t happen until every thing thaws; when survival of the fittest is crucial.
    P.S. I am overwhelmingly grateful that I am not American.

    1. sasha August 7, 2015 at 6:34 pm

      if they need so much to be thaught and to accept those differences that you think biological, have you considered the possibility they are not biological? hmm?

      What is the most fit is what is the most fair and moral. Arbitrary differenciation is not.

  116. Anonymous December 23, 2013 at 1:31 am

    I guess the grass always does seem greener on the other side. Males think females have it easier, females think males have it easier. Who’s right?: no one if we all can’t honestly put ourselves in each others shoes and stop the bullshit.

    1. DickHerp January 18, 2014 at 7:52 pm

      Roosh earns a living peddling bullshit. If no one buys his books he has to get a real job, and we all know he is too lazy to work more than four hours a week.

    2. sasha August 7, 2015 at 6:32 pm

      that’s his goal. Twisting it as though it’s as valid on the other side. But his side of the discrimination thing is simply absurd and false.
      Next he will tell us it’s hard to be an able bodied person cause people expect you to work and shit.

  117. ad January 8, 2014 at 9:52 pm

    Slightly delusional.

  118. Daniel January 9, 2014 at 12:36 am

    you are really in love with yourself, aren’t you? and no wonder – nobody will love you, so you have to love yourself to the point of making yourself sick. You poor thing – life has been SO unfair to you, and so you take it out on others and women because deep down inside, you truly hate yourself.

    1. john03063 January 13, 2014 at 2:36 pm

      Spoken like a true mangina. I think your comments are better suited for the Oprah web site.

      1. DickHerp January 18, 2014 at 7:54 pm

        Take the shaming language and shove it up your ass. Shaming language is for losers with no real argument.

      2. john03063 January 19, 2014 at 3:44 pm

        You abhor shaming language but you call me a loser? ironic….

      3. sasha August 7, 2015 at 6:30 pm

        when someone gives you a blow, it’s acceptable to respond in the same way.
        blows continue to be despicable, no contradiction there genius.

  119. ...dude... March 22, 2014 at 7:42 pm

    r u ok?

  120. Murchison April 7, 2014 at 6:19 pm

    Wow true

  121. Typical Western Bitch May 13, 2014 at 2:18 am

    As a dead woman +1 second after being buried I’m burning in hell. Payback’s the real bitch!

  122. G B June 11, 2014 at 6:36 pm

    Truly chilling and provocative. Respect.

    1. Ezra Nixon July 5, 2014 at 5:43 am

      I fear for the state of your mind. Even if I agreed with this childish fairytale in any way, it would still be plainly written and nowhere near “chilling” nor “provocative”.

      1. sasha August 7, 2015 at 6:28 pm

        he finds it chilling because he realizes that it is false yet somewhat skillfuly disguised as a truth.
        He does not think it is true, but is amazed at the ability to distort truth according to what he wants to hear.
        This is half conscious.
        Indeed if he thought that was the simple truth he would not be provoked and chilled.

  123. Ezra Nixon July 5, 2014 at 5:46 am

    Not only did you deny the wage gap exists, you somehow managed to reverse it. You obviously have a less-than-human mind, so congratulations to you for managing to exist this long.

  124. Disgusted September 29, 2014 at 5:07 am

    You missed the part where men have to constantly hit on her and approach her, while she is free to reject them all or string them along for free food and drinks with no intention of actually seriously dating them. She can publicly humiliate the men she considers too beta.

    Then she still reserves the right to yell at men to man up if they don’t keep approaching her, but really only the attractive ones with money that she would gain a benefit from. She doesn’t even notice the betas. Although it pleases her that the betas are so desperate and will also shame other men into approaching her so she can keep power tripping.

    10 years later if the beta has money he is not allowed to be selective at all, and must approach her and then marry her to provide for her. It is assumed that the beta was having sex the past 10 years and he only chooses not to marry her because he is irresponsible, so that must be changed.

    1. sasha August 7, 2015 at 6:25 pm

      what a bad woman, She desires to be approached, but only by men she likes, how despicable.
      She accepts money because of cultural tradictions where even in friendship relations women were not suppose to pay but men – yet she has the audacity to not give sex in the exchange of this money.
      She accepts a gift and does not give sex. How does she dare not act like a prostitute!
      Clearly when the guy pays her anything he is buying her does she not realise?
      How does she dare humiliate men by thinking she can choose her own mate?
      hard, hard questions for the anonymous misogynists. I heard there are reeducation programs for people like you.

  125. lick.XXX October 13, 2014 at 11:29 am

    You have some SERIOUS issues dude ! ! ! !!!!!

  126. Fuck you all November 2, 2014 at 3:04 pm

    I see this site is not for females, as it’s fairly misogynistic. On the dark side of the internet again. You probably support rape too and victim-blame. No, you people definitely do.

    1. sasha August 7, 2015 at 6:22 pm

      I can confirm

  127. AM December 11, 2014 at 12:26 am

    Yeah, but you know at heart she was miserable the whole time. Like happy women buy into fads like Pilates…

  128. Mr. Onions January 5, 2015 at 11:42 pm

    What’s the weather like on your planet?

    1. Mr. Onions January 5, 2015 at 11:44 pm

      ‘Cause this is nothing like reality here on Earth, sure as fish in the ocean.

  129. Black Knight January 23, 2015 at 1:40 am

    China, Russia and the Middle East are going to take over the feminist west very soon.

    1. sasha August 7, 2015 at 6:20 pm

      Russia has always been, although not in the plain open, feminist, and is so increasingly. Russian women have always provided for their families and fought for their intelligence and points to be respected.
      Mascunlinism is not leading the middle east in a very desirable situation right now.
      China, with the tight control it has to do to keep everyone down, won’t be able to grow outside some borders where it will loose its essence (hopefully soon).

    2. sasha August 7, 2015 at 6:21 pm

      all of them would do better without that strong hierarchies, and promoting everyone’s development instead. Empowered mothers make empowered children.

  130. A Woman March 9, 2015 at 1:52 am

    You know, if you hate women so much, but have such a desperate need for orgasm performed by another person, I don’t see why you don’t turn to men.

    You obviously (from other articles) enjoy oral sex just fine, and a man’s mouth is the same as a woman’s. Seems pretty clear-cut to me.

    My only frame of reference here is the number of times I’ve wound up in bed with a woman because I could no longer abide speaking to men like you.

    1. Bianna January 14, 2016 at 10:59 am

      He has
      homophobe opinions as well, but you are quite right with his “desperate need for orgasms”, I would recommend some pulpy magazine and handwork

  131. Anon April 17, 2015 at 9:03 pm

    So basically you’re saying the average american girl is a total empty-headed bombshell sadistic bitch surrounded by men who think nothing about trying to get into someone’s pants *cough* Roosh in a nutshell *cough* or guys so submissive they would probably give into the every demand of a 10 year old boy if it meant some kind of acceptance and affection….I never thought I would see someone more deluded, despicable, and horribly out of touch than a feminist but congratulations…

  132. People are dumb. April 18, 2015 at 7:18 am

    Haha. Damn Roosh. You had it rough. You have just had to fight for rights the past 2,000+ years like women.

    I guess I can make stupid stereotypical generalizations too about men. Here, I’ll say some about men: Ahem. I, as an, Iranian man, feel entitled to every women I see. Women will get stoned if they commit adultery, while I can commit it and get away with it. I like to wolf whistle at women even though they are just wanting to be left alone and get to where they are going. I like to treat myself as victim, but yet I believe I am superior to women. I contradict my statements left and right. I am a stereotypical, misogynistic male, pig, that believes women deserve to be cheated on. I can sleep with a bunch of people, while women can’t for no good reason. They are sluts. I am a player. I can’t get any STDs and I don’t have to deal with a baby I don’t want. I like to abandon women, when they get pregnant from me. I work ya know. I am the person I am today, not because how I was raised by my mother in childhood, but because I am a man. No help from the mother. I don’t need a female to raise me. My dad does perfectly fine, by working and leaving me at home with a FEMALE to raise me. My mother however, is not helpful. I believe women don’t have it harder, despite the stereotypical stigmas that I say about them being inferior. I blog on the internet, and say things media related are for women. Women never blog more then men statistically, umm right? Of course I am right I am a man. I never feel threatened by smart women.

  133. Tabitha Elkins July 10, 2015 at 5:54 pm

    As a woman who has never cheated on a man, I am considered a “doormat” while women who act like “bitches” are rewarded by society.

    Even though I work hard at everything, people like you will assume I got something for free due to looks or gender. I have never gotten a better grade at math for my looks. True, I may be eligible for some kind of scholarship, but then again, so is just about everyone, including descendents of civil war veterans, former army soldiers, Eskimos, etc.

    As a Christian woman who does not believe in premarital sex, I am constantly being rejected by men who will only chase after women who “put out” and so I am alone every night while men go to bars looking to score. Meanwhile, people write crap online stating that American women are all “whores”, and that they have tons of lovers. The churches are full of lonely single women who are chaste and monagamous.

    Millions of women like myself would love to have children, but cannot find men who want marriage and kids. Instead, they say they are “not ready to be fathers”. So we do without and are castigated for being childless “career feminists”. Meanwhile, crazy chicks who have babies out of wedlock get sympathy and money.

    I am expected to have the body of an 18-year-old, but if I am over 30, I am considered “too old”.

    To add insult to injury, pickup artist websites like this blame women- all women- for the behavior of a few nasty bitches. If guys like you would stop CHASING after nasty, mean whores, maybe they would start acting differently. Pining after these bitches simply feeds their egos, and keeps things going….. but no, you WANT a nasty woman, don’t you? You want to be able to “score” and cheat, so PLEASE do not complain about women who do the same……

  134. sasha August 7, 2015 at 5:58 pm

    at least he is accurate on his own level of morality in this hypothetic story. That is a good description of his own character.

  135. Tygarobugly August 8, 2015 at 9:04 am

    a lot of thought went into this for sure..being this sour from pain is a heavy burden to carry even for a man….someone needs to be dick fucked and stop trying to figure out how tha game in the game turned into playas..signs of a man whos been pwnd

  136. CopernicusRising August 8, 2015 at 3:52 pm

    I worry that here Roosh is mirroring the language and themes of far-right fanatics like those in Europe who are whipping up hysteria about Muslims. When a dominant group begins to have its dominance diminished, there is a tendency to use the very self-pitying language that they accuse the other side of and to misrepresent the dominant group as the discriminated against. In Britain the far-right party talks about “indigenous British” people being “treated as second class citizens in their own country.” The idea is to misrepresent a legitimate rebalancing of power in society as discrimination against the dominant group. I think that this is all very dangerous and profoundly misrepresents the realities of the power structures that exist in many societies today.

    1. Eva Las Vegas February 2, 2016 at 10:25 am

      So then he goes and culls Muslim quotes to back up his woman-hating rhetoric. This guy is dangerous to society.

  137. That guy October 6, 2015 at 9:21 am

    that was amazing Roosh V

  138. Batman3.0 October 31, 2015 at 12:53 pm

    Just read this.
    That’s 99 percent of all American women, for sure.
    Life is so hard when you are born with a vagina in the US.

  139. Bianna January 14, 2016 at 11:15 am

    Excuse me, but after reading what I can only judge as the hate filled
    nighttime efforts of a drunken 15 year old after the painful breakup with his
    girlfriend, I feel the need to write with a voice I would myself describe as
    squeaky. I don’t normally do that, but you left me catching my breath. Whoever
    wrote this might suffers form dramatic delusion or be a skilled satirist,
    trying to portray the picture angry sexist man have of woman. I hope this was
    the case, and if my hope is found confirmed, I want to express all my congratulation
    the artist, alongside the tiny advise to make the goal of this writing clearer,
    since commentators like me obviously fail to see it. The text is entertaining,
    as every open display of stupidity and hate, and shows obvious gaps of
    knowledge and information which to identify I don’t have the
    intention here, since I am about to focus on the reasons it was written for.
    As a human being who beliefs in rationality and reason, I see three ways to interpret the text above:

    Option A: Is, that the writer suffers form terrible hate on women. He feels obviously treated by female individuals who take a role in society of which he thought it would be granted to him. A respektable feminist once wrote that form begin of their
    lives on, power is promised to men, simply because they are men. They grow up
    in the illusion that they will be dominate in their jobs and relationships, as
    well as in every other aspect of their live. This promise of course cannot be
    kept in a society in which all humans are seen as equal. In this special case
    the victim of this false promise decided to deem women guilty of it. He assumes that he should rightfully have the power that was promised to him, but which was taken
    away form woman. Therefore he feels hate and fear towards woman, and tries
    desperate to show that they act unrightfully.

    In his text the writer obviously tries to press a women, which I, since
    her name was not given, understand as a general representative, in an abusive
    position towards men. In some paragraphs, as the one written on her sexual
    live, I am, basing on other articles dealing with “the game” (and I will here
    not note how disgusting this matter appears to me), tempted to assume that he
    gives her a role similar to his own, in which she shameless milks the opposite gender,
    just as he believes he should milk women.

    It also appeared to me, that he understands man as weak-willed, since
    the professor, who the protagonist offers her body in exchange for better grads
    to, is not in one word criticized for his acceptance of this act of
    prostitution, which violates his responsibilities as her teacher.
    I will not comment on other sexist assumptions against men and women
    made in this text.
    Option B: The writer grew up in a surrounding that forced above displayed
    view upon him. This scenario appears unlikely to me, since the writer could to
    several occasions have overthought and changed his view.
    As mentioned above, is this comment not to be interpreted as offensive (except
    for the first paragraph) but as deeply concerned. I am no psychologist and can
    therefore not give an expert opinion.
    The following paragraph is written in the hope to offense:
    Option C: The writer presents what he believes would be his live as
    American women, not the live of an average American woman. Since he proved to
    be a sexist conspirator theorist in his male form, why should he act different
    if he was born as a woman? Obviously his female self shows personality traits
    that can be found in his other writings and is therefore bound to be as
    delusional as he is.

    1. Eva Las Vegas February 2, 2016 at 10:26 am

      Option D: He’s a manipulative psychopath with a huge following.

  140. Emilie January 19, 2016 at 2:46 pm

    Why I feel sorry that you feel most women are this shallow..I think you must have encountered the wrong ones..!we are existantial beings as well you know. And even if some woman still don’t know what feminisism means, for information it doesn’t mean wanting to oppress men. it’s just to be recognized as fully intelligent/rational/able and sentient beings at the same level as men.

  141. Eva Las Vegas February 2, 2016 at 10:37 am

    God love ya, in the name of ‘satire’ you are unable to look in the mirror and apply the same lens you use on others on yourselves. Women are like water? Well, partly right. CONSCIOUSNESS is like water. And with you being one world-hugging toilet-bowl of a man, you’ve got a great shite-shaped container for poisoning other men. Because the world needs more rapist animals and chest-thumping agro apes. Seriously, look a little deeper than genitals and DNA. Than hair and makeup and feminism and ‘might makes right’. Neomasculinity is not regressing into pre-verbal chimpanzee behavior. It would be transcending all the dualistic shite. Look in the mirror. Is that all you are, a talking penis? Do you realize that you are creating the culture you are hating, or are you too lost in your own narcissistic ego and success with pervs and sociopaths to see the truth that ultimately, we’re all one, not different? Good luck with your event. Hopefully every FBI bureau in the country, and military police in some of those countries listed (Chile, e.g.), is alerted to this potential gang-related hate and sex-crime group. Or, you could just grow up and get a little self-perspective and stop acting like a psycho.

  142. Tiffany C. February 3, 2016 at 9:29 pm

    This is pathetic. The end!

  143. tracelle February 6, 2016 at 6:19 pm

    I love stories about the under-dog! The ones whose cards have been stacked against them from birth…

    Men can never catch a break, especially the straight, white ones. Look at Congress – full of hysterical women. And the financial sector – over-run by hormonal, unaccountable women who have the nerve to ask for a bailout after they max out the “credit cards.” And how about sports today – impossible to catch a men’s basketball game because the women’s games dominate the cable networks. And Lord knows, with all those female CEOs in power, getting promoted in the business world is impossible for a bright, young man nowadays.

    Best of luck to you navigating these treacherous waters!

  144. nah February 7, 2016 at 2:22 am

    Guys who think like this are really annoying. Like I don’t like this whole oppression olympics, and I also don’t like guys who want me to be like “Oh yeah, treat me however you want, I am subservient to you, I’m so sorry for being successful at literally anything.”.
    And for the record, most women are attracted to nice men- actually nice men. Men who care about your interests, men who want you to be happy and comfortable around them, men who would be your friend even if you weren’t attracted to them.
    Because women aren’t like men- they don’t want to fuck every man, all the time. They want a romantic relationship, they want a friend and someone they can count on who doesn’t think that they are a bad person for not putting out on the first date.
    If that’s awful, then heck, guess I’m a fucking nazi.

  145. Putin February 8, 2016 at 4:40 am

    ….But as an I-think-with-my-dick man, I write idiotic articles like this so I can feel better about myself and give hope to other men like me.

    “If I were Roosh, I would take a good look at myself and cry. I have no outstanding qualities other than ability to lie and bitch about women on Internet because if I spoke about my beliefs in public, I would get shot or at least punched in the balls.
    I am the most superficial person on this continent. I love me some tits and a butt, but I am terrified of an actual human being for a partner. An actual human might (and most likely, will) be smarter, more generous, more caring, more honest, and more modern than me (since my core beliefs can be traced to 16th century).

    As a 40-year old good-for-nothing, all I can do it troll online and make money off other insecure sex-hungry men.
    As a 50-year old, I am going to be alone because no woman (unless she had a lobotomy) will put up with my shit and my misogynistic views (my reputation will catch up to me). I will be hiring hookers. As a 60-year old, I will be hiring hookers. As a 70-year old man, I will die alone, having only online followers to comfort me. Everyone will learn of my death when the stench will become unbearable and the neighbors will start to complain.
    However, bigotry, sexism, and racism that I’m espousing will live on as my legacy.”

  146. FirstWorldHousewifeProblems March 2, 2016 at 11:00 pm

    Roosh, I updated it to 2016 and some of the current events for you.

    As an independent, strong, and empowered woman who has had to fight for equality from all the oppressive men, I’m very happy that the government holds my hand through life and pays for my birth control, STD antibiotics, and abortions. I shouldn’t have to be responsible for all my careless actions. I also love getting to support eugenics, declining birth rates and a global economic collapse at the same time. Besides, religion is the main supporter of reproduction and I’m against religion because I believe in science instead. Wait… is natural selection apart of science? All well! My genes can die off. Who needs to reproduce when you can have tons of pets? Besides, that’s the only way I can get the unconditional love I need by permanently dominating another creature’s life while calling it companionship.

    You have no idea how expensive it is to be a woman anyways, with the cost of tampons and make-up and such. It’s so totally true that women now make more than men, but I still think money—from somewhere—should always pay for women’s health care and not that of men’s. Anyone who questions all these alternative movements served up on a shiny silver platter to us is clearly a sexist, bible-thumping, misogynist, bigot, racist, right-wing conservative, and possibly a neo-Nazi who obviously would only vote for the political equivalent of Hitler (e.g., Donald Trump). Don’t you see ALL those trendy memes, articles, and videos that take quotes out of context? Who needs book-smart when we can be internet meme-smart anyways? They educate us and prove a lot.

    I saw an internet meme the other day about a woman who was enjoying drinks a guy was buying her all night, went home with him, changed her mind about having sex with the guy after she had sex with him, called the police and made his life a living hell for violating her body without having been granted 100% full consent. Because sometimes yes means no. What’s really interesting is that if she had the same quantity of drinks and drove a car, she would be held responsible for her actions and go to jail if caught, but if she decides to have sex with a guy after meeting him in a bar, she’s not held responsible at all. We all know he raped her though. It’s almost as bad as manspreading.

    This is how things should be because of the sexualization of women, objectification of women, and rape culture. Although, you’ll never hear me talk about the tons and tons of women who objectify and sexualize their own selves for any kind of gain. Objectification and sexualization of women is only bad if a man is doing it to a woman, even if she puts herself out there in that way for those very reasons. You can’t control what a woman does with her body, but you should control what a man does with his mind! Human nature isn’t a real thing anyways, just like biological gender roles are just a social construct only forced on us by privileged, rich, white, religious men AKA the only people on the planet who are not victims.

    What kind of person wouldn’t want to be a victim anyways? Nothing is better than going outside any kind of system, created by people for people, and demanding constant accommodations for the things I’m lacking because of the choices I made while calling it underprivileged. Always being the victim IS empowering after all. Thank goodness they make graphs now so I can tally up my victim-hood and underprivileged score. My score is -15 because I’m bi-sexual, I HATE other girls but I kissed a girl once so it counts! By the way, that totally doesn’t mean in any way that I just have huge jealousy and insecurity issues.

    You’ll also never hear me talk about what a real rape culture looks like and the hundreds of women around the world being sexually assaulted on a regular occurrence as a symptom of all the anti-nationalism and multiculturalism movements being pushed. Just to be clear, it’s only my own regional based religions, traditions and culture that I’m vehemently against because nothing is better than being part of a hate group to hate on a group for being what I see as a hate group. Any other regional based religions, traditions, and cultures have all my support, that’s why I have to turn a blind eye when the very movements I stand for cause such chaos inside those regions and deconstruct nuclear families and communities. Science. Religion is ignorance. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Trump. Trump. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Trump. Founding Fathers. Einstein. No one is as deep and as sensitive to worldly matters as I am. Science.

    P.S. Le sigh, I’ve lost all faith in humanity. Of course, since I’m human too, I’m excluding myself from that statement and what I really mean is that I think I’m better than everyone else.

  147. Lee September 2, 2016 at 12:26 pm

    Wow, u feel u can dictate other people life (half of the world) and demand things of women. What do u have to offer? and maybe its not offer they actually want? Srsly u know nothing of being a man. Its not that women of this type dont exist its u dont deserve them. All u want is being older guy with money and have young virgin to control. So u can actually stop feeling shit and blaming world.

  148. Lee September 2, 2016 at 12:29 pm

    Plus u guys explited world for centurys so your whiney attitute might mean that some things slowly change. (very slowly)

    If u want young virgin get rich be ceo and get yourself pretty secretary in her 20′. You obviously see world in w & b and probably cant hold convo with a women of average IQ.

  149. Sangelia November 2, 2016 at 6:57 pm

    Might want to look up the facts. Males can ALSO get breast cancer. You dudes have the same ‘plumbing’ there..
    And I’m one American gal who has had sex with only two guys. And ONLY during marriage to each guy. One of who I’m still married to. And that is my second husband.
    1. First husband. Right after finding out he was a pedophile four years into the marriage.. I turned in all the evidence I found on the various computer disks he had loaded up with the filth. Then, I divorced him. I refused to take any alimony from him on the facts.
    A. I didn’t want it due to it is it tainted with his perversion.
    B. Knowing him. if I had taken the chance at alimony. He wouldn’t have paid it. Since he was without any honour.
    2. As I pointed out, I’m with my current husband. I swear by everything that is Holy. Be the item from the past, current and or future. I’m faithful to him.
    By the way, I had found out after I had turned in my first husband to the Feds. That they had been tracking him for about seven months via the computer.

  150. McEvoy November 19, 2016 at 9:36 pm

    A total strawman

  151. Alex December 20, 2016 at 9:47 am

    There are women (not prostitutes) that have had sex with 46 guys?? Jesus..

  152. Kaykool September 16, 2017 at 1:17 pm

    if you think this is the world you live in you’re the biggest bitchmade crying vagina In existence. Just a bunch of pussy boys trying to play the victim under the guise of “not being allowed to be a man” newsflash for you beta bitches who write these articles. MEN ARE MEN and if you identify with this bitchboy perspective then you might as well start transitioning to a female right now. Real men aren’t scared that women can go to school and shit. Take your crybaby victim card playing ass to the women’s bathroom and fix your dress.

  153. Josh December 7, 2017 at 8:05 pm

    You go girl!

  154. lio April 13, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    Breast Cancer.

  155. fuck you you all are sick August 6, 2018 at 10:55 am

    if i was born a boy im sure my life would have been easier : ((

  156. Lyn October 16, 2018 at 1:27 am

    Spot on. Your intelligence intrigues me.