Interesting Tattoo

“I totally want to get a tattoo. I know it has become a trend but I designed one on my own and feel like it would make me unique and not just another face in the crowd and it would even motivate me to keep my body in shape because if I get fat then the tattoo would probably look different you know? I’m a sexual person, definitely spiritual, a lover of nature, and I even write poems. I mean like guys always listen carefully when I read my poems to them and they compliment me on how good they are written. So now I read them my poems on the first date so they can get to know me faster and we can skip all that lame dating bullshit and go right into knowing each other. God I made the best design ever. I can only imagine the faces of the guys who make love to me from behind when they see it, and I’m sure they will love it and realize that I’m a prize as a woman and not all those other boring girls who are even too scared of a needle and who just want to fit in with their boring sun dresses and flip flops. I’m not like them at all because I’m an individual.”

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SeaFighter HSV
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Who are you quoting?

inSOMnia
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That girl is a moron

Patrick Bateman
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…they will love it and realize that I’m a prize as a woman…

A cheap cracker jack prize that provides fun once and is then promptly thrown away.

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My mom has a tattoo on her lower back of two chicks licking a cock and it looks like a butterfly. Oh wait, no she doesn’t, because no one wants to date, marry or reproduce with a chick that is that kind of “prize”.

She should have just gotten a tattoo that says “I have AIDS”. Would that not have a similar effect?

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a tattoo of an ejaculating penis — even if it is artistically rendered — above the ass of a girl i am fucking is not a turn on. :shudder:

is she sane?

though the tattoo-triggered subconscious sperm wars angle might cause me to jizz bigger loads across her back.

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Almost makes you overlook the fact that she has no ass.

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Jay
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ALMOST is the key word there.

All I have to say is that her twin sister had better be just as slutty.

DF
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Insomnia, nah, she’s probably mormon.

I think she may have a sleeve done too. I wonder if she has a picture of Jesus Christ on there to balance things out.

The Dude
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Holy shit that’s ridiculous….

Chris in LA
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Wow, if there was ever a text-book definition of a “tramp stamp”…

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Unbelievable…..

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I hear Angelina Jolie likes to doodle on Brad when she gets bored at conferences…latest rumor is that he actually got it tatooed.

This must be her latest creation!

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wow, she really took the tramp stamp to a whole new level. amazing.

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So what would y’all get? I want something decorative down both sides of my stomach. I’d considered peacock feathers but they are a symbol of vanity, and Hera, who I am not. So maybe it sounds silly but I’d like cascades of wheat sheaves. And maybe something over my heart.

red|red|wine
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Those tattoos are like a road sign that means doggystyle.

The Dude
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Lisa-

Women should never get a tattoo anywhere near their breasts.

Anonymous
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That really is a work of art. I just saw a wierd looking butterfly at first ya bunch of sickos.

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huccum? I could understand near the stomach..

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Um, the penis head looks painfully red and inflamed and the licking girls have coneheads. Sexy in an alien form STD sort of way…

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“Gramma, what’s that picture on your back?”
“Oh, uh, why that’s a butterfly, dear.”
“It kinda looks like two ladies sharing a popscicle, gramma.”

The only good thing I can see about this is that you could hold pull your dick out and slap it on her back and proclaim yours is larger.

This is totally VK’s kind of girl.

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So when she gets old and shrivley, will the penis get old and shrivley as well?

David Alexander
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I like porn girls and their tattoos, but this girl’s ugly ass tattoo is just simply a turn off. Either this was photoshopped, or she’s an idiot. In the end, within 5 years, she’ll be at a dermatologist trying to explain why she wants that tattoo removed.

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I’m not like them at all because I’m an individual.

What would a girl say if we were able to deconstruct their entire superficial persona as just a collage of fads, trends, and conformity? Would they end up in a mental hospital?

Anyway, isn’t it one of the tenets of the pickup community that guys, when trying to be different from all the other guys (without actually knowing what the other guys did) ended up being exactly like all of them? When we try to be nonconformist we end up conforming the most?

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Oh yeah, that’s hot.

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I thought I’ve seen some pretty stupid people, but this one takes the cake!

Jobs in Antarctica
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haha….the tattooist “please, lets never tell this stupid bitch that there’s a penis on her back, she thinks it’s a butterfly”

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she’s got what appears to be the start of a muffin top there. Two years tops, it’s a full blown spare tire.

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David –

I’m pretty sure that if she shows up at a dermatologist in five years, she won’t have to “explain” why she wants it removed – it goes without saying!

What is on that guy’s arm?

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Besides being a particularly disgusting tattoo, it doesn’t help that that girl has the shape of an 11 year-old boy. I could never hit that.

In general, I find tattoos repulsive on women, and something that can render an otherwise gorgeous woman unbangable to me.

Roosh totally nailed the conformity and faux-rebellion angle of tattoos with the quote.

Interestingly, tats are much less common in Western Europe, and almost never seen on young women in Eastern Europe. The further east you go, the fewer tattoos.

I was in Ukraine last month. VERY refreshing. No tattoos and no weird piercings on the women.

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Tribal Tattoos
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Dear god why would anyone get this type of tattoo. Imagine having to explain that to everyone who sees it…

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I actually like it a lot. I would not want it on my body nor would I care to engage this obviously young, naive girl in any sort of intimacy but the work here is quite good.

I don’t know if anybody noticed something about the two women depicted; I have some questions regarding the seemingly feminine and masculine traits near their neck areas. The left has what appears to be ovaries, while the right seems to have testes and an underdeveloped penis. There are other differences as well. What do you make of these observations?

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If i hit that from behind, I’d totally try to ejaculate on the head of the butterfly and line it up perfectly.