ISO Girl Who Speaks Fluent Spanish

I’m looking for a Spanish talking partner. I can read Spanish somewhat well but my speaking is weak because I don’t practice it much.

I prefer a female speaker because when I travel again that’s who I’ll mostly be talking to (in bars, clubs, coffee shops, etc.). Any Latin background is fine except Chile (I don’t understand Chilean Spanish).

I figure we can meet in a coffee shop somewhere in DC. In exchange I can buy you whatever drink and food you want. I can also lend a sympathetic ear and help you solve your problems in life, if you want.

If it works out I’d like to do it once every week or two. And no, this is not a scheme to get laid. I won’t ask for a picture.

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Big Snot
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good excuse for why you’d prefer a female speaker. a lie. but good excuse.

of course you dont want a dude to talk to. why would anyone talk to a dude in your free time.

The G Manifesto
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You just uncovered one of the sickest Game moves out there: Language tutors.

At one point I had a French, Italian, Spanish, and Russian tutor.

I swooped them all.

All Fly.

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Stuart Matthews
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Nice. The “I’m not going to spit game” game.

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Hey Roosh, great idea! I only see one problem… 99% of your blog readers are probably men… lol.

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He probably posted it on CL. Or maybe Yelp.

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The G Manifesto
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My Spanish Tutor is the best.

We meet at this Argentinian restaurant I love and I gulp red wine and smoke cigarettes non-stop during our class.

I figure I would be doing that anyway.

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Roosh by merely leaving open the possibility of nailing the tutor (clearly the insistence for a female indicates just that) your claim of needing her as you will be talking to females appears transparent.

And I mean that in a good way. Nothing wrong with leaving the potential tutor as a potential notch.

But after the obese subway chick, your suspect. LOL

James O.
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You’re specifying female, and you’re going to provide her with sustenance? Hmm.

There are a ton of sites like My Happy Planet that let you meet native speakers for mutual language study. Pc-to-pc Skype is free, and it’s a lot cheaper than paying to go somewhere and picking up the tab for food. There are lots of people to choose from so you can zero in on the appropriate gender (male, unless you want to learn to speak like a girl) and locale (such as Colombia or Argentina). I recommend that you avoid Central America (e.g., Caribbean Spanish is the pits).

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Can you write about why you didn’t like Persepolis? (read ur twiiter)

mala
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#10

Why is Caribbean Spanish “the pits”?

Dave
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I agree, Caribbean Spanish is a disgrace. I speak fluent Castillian, which I am partial to, but hey, even Ecuador and Peru would do.

As for on online chat pal, that’s all fine and good until you find out she’s just looking for a dumb-ass white guy to get her a green card. Don’t be that guy.

I’d say stick with finding a local DC latina, and yes, do bang her.

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This is one of my favorite tactics too

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Red
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I threw your link to my Hot cousin who is single and teaches spanish to middle schoolers. She has also done some travelling through Mexico as well as Spain. I’ll mention it over the holidays because you two might have some fun with this.

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mala
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And no one has actually bothered to explain WHY “caribbean spanish is “the pits” and a “disgrace”.

Are you chicos pequeños who claim they speak spanish even aware of what makes caribbean spanish different?

Oye I think this is some racism, nothing new really here on the Roosh site.

The G Manifesto
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“WHY “caribbean spanish is “the pits” and a “disgrace”.”

It’s not.

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Dave
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Caribbean Spanish is the roughest, most vulgar form of Spanish on the planet. Most of the time, they sound like they’re hacking up a lung. It definitely lacks the grace and elegance you find among Argentinians and Spaniards.

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And they’re poor – and sometimes dirty razz

sorry, I had to.

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Che que boludez, que entretenido es este post. Lamentablemente soy varón, por lo tanto no puedo ayudarte Roosh. A propósito, el castellano hablado en Chile sólo es deficitario entre las clases bajas, las clases medias y altas modulan bastante mejor sin comerse las s. Bueno, larga vida a las pendejas, lolas y jovencitas y éxito en tu búsqueda.

mala
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Gannon #20 and Dave,

I dunno who all you are hangin with in S.A. but the youth culture is just not that concern with “class” anymore and language is a very fluid thing anyway.

Don’t you listen to our heroes like Calle 13, El Abayarde y La Mala? Or are you always around old people? It is sad that you missing the vibrance of our youth culture movement and are stuck in some Pinochet wet dream…

If anything, what with so many of our people having relations kidnapped and murder (mine too)at one time or another in certain countries, it might be in your best interest not to walk around speakin pretentious “Castillian” Spanish and acting like an upper class cabron.

Roosh-I found your site thru a local blog where I live in VA. I enjoy how honest you are. You are OK. Oh, and I do not think you are racist but some of the comments here and on other thread make me scratch my head.

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What’s wrong with Caribbean Spanish is dropping the last syllable of words and not pronouncing the letter S. It’s sloppy and it’s confusing for the Spanish student (he vivido en RD).

Aside from avoiding being a seseo-spouting crime magnet, what would Roosh have to gain by learning Caribbean Spanish? He can learn the Spanish of any region he wants, no reason to learn a bocado-del-chicle accent any more than a Dominican learning English should Skype with someone living in a holler in West Virginia. What should such a person recommend to foreigners? That they should avoid CNN-style English and learn a hillbilly drawl instead?