It’s Time

Reader mail:

I need to know where you found that can of Stolichnaya vodka. I’ve been looking all over for it, but I can’t find it anywhere.

Ah yes, the can…

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I bought it almost 18 months ago at a Venezuelan liquor store for about $4. The can is 12 ounces, meaning it will produce 8 standard shots.

I’m going to eat a gigantic meal, take the can to a party, and finish it without any chasers. I will be a superstar at the party. As long as I pace myself and munch on snacks, I see no problems with this plan.

Postscript: Well that was disappointing. I killed two-thirds of the can at a party on Saturday and barely got buzzed. The vodka had a semi-sweet taste so maybe the alcohol deactivated or something. Also, I was not the party’s superstar like I thought I would be.

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ribald
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once again, leave it to foreign countries to beat the good ol’ U.S. of A. on all the cool products. i’d have a six pack of this a night if we had it here.

Roissy
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if you can pound a six pack of that, eat pickled herring, stumble over a dead body, and smoke stale cigarettes with a kiosk attendent at 3AM in sub-zero temps without throwing up you become an honorary russian.

surfallday
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yea Roosh, really, what could possibly go wrong?

inowpronounceyou
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PLEASE let me be at the party you where you try this…PLEASE?

Jo
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Oh I feel a little sick just thinking about it.

If it had a few olive in it maybe…but straight up Vodka… out of a can!? Ugh.

Jo
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That was olives (plural). My bad.

Jay Gatsby
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Anyone notice the can reads “Cool before drinking”? Roosh should put that on a T-Shirt.

Jewcano
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Gatsby, that caught my eye too. In plain English, no less, on a Russian product purchased in Venezuela. Is it an instruction to chill the beverage? Or is it a hint that the novelty of drinking old, warm RUSSIAN VODKA wears off mighty fast? Definitely a valid shirt slogan.

OG Sally
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Yeah, take a koozy!

Jay Gatsby
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Now that I think about it, the slogan “Cool Before Drinking” would be a double entendre on a t-shirt. In Roosh’s case, it’s probably dead-on accurate. wink

Some Catchy Chic
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Haha, wow. That is one intense can of vodka.

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