I’ve been more patient than most in waiting for a sign that the river of Western degeneracy has finally been dammed, but instead I see the opposite: it’s turning into a roaring flood that is destroying all fertile land in the West while gravely threatening the rest of the world, even my beloved Poland. It doesn’t matter how many articles I write or how many comments you leave on those articles, but we are powerless in stopping this destruction. The only option left is to start our own island nation.

Today I’m proud to announce that I have put a deposit on Frenchman’s Caye, a 200 acre island ten miles east of Belize City in Central America. It will be renamed to Rooshland. I invite you to live with me on Rooshland as we construct our own nation, free from the feminist West.


I am initially offering 100 plots that are one acre in size at a price of $125,000 each. This is more than ample space to construct a mansion of monstrous proportions, if you so choose.


I’m sure you’re wondering how life on Rooshland will be, so below are some preliminary guidelines to help decide if buying a plot is right for you.


There will be free and fast internet connections available via undersea cable so that we can all continue to work on our passive income internet businesses. There will also be linked satellite hookups so that the internet is never offline, giving a level of redundancy that is similar to NORAD. Your internet hustle will never be interrupted on Rooshland and you never have to worry about bandwidth caps. Rooshland will be the first nation in the world that guarantees internet access to all its citizens as a basic human right.


If you don’t have an internet ebook business like me, you are free to enter the retail sector to provide Rooshland citizens with basic banking, food, and entertainment options. I am granting contracts so that you can establish central banking, logistics operations, mobile service, and indoor rock climbing venues. Liquor licenses will also be provided.


There will be two classes of women on Rooshland: wives and sluts. You are allowed to have as many as four wives on Rooshland, but you are responsible for their feeding and care. There will also be a rotating population of sluts provided by the government that will be available for every man to spit game on, but violent rape is not allowed so you will have to provide these sluts with the tingles they require for leg opening. If your game level is too low, you may have to ply the sluts with free alcohol and snacks.

There will be a law forbidding you to marry the sluts, for their goal is to provide sexual pleasure and entertainment for Rooshland landowners, not to poison the well of our harmonious traditional ideals.


Rooshland will be operated as a Roman-style dictatorship. I’ll possess the crown and it will be passed onto my heir, Roosh VI, upon my death. There will be a commission of 12 men called the Rooshland Senate that I’ll personally appoint. They will propose legislation and have the ear of the people. There will not be a salary for having this important job, but each man on the commission will get first dibs on the fresh sluts that arrive to Rooshland by boat.


There will be three tiers of Rooshland inhabitants: (1) landowners and immediate family, (2) immigrants, and (3) sluts. Only landowners can be appointed to the council of 12 since they have skin in the game. Immigrants and sluts who come to work on Rooshland will be treated with due process, but they won’t be allowed to sign internet petitions or have a say in Rooshland affairs. Sluts with a BMI of over 22 will not be allowed on the island and fat shaming will be fanatically encouraged.


There will be no tax on income you earn on Rooshland or any other nation, but there will be a flat 20% customs duty on the importation of all physical goods. All tax proceeds will go into upkeep of a basic defense force, landscaping, and stocking the island with sluts. The sex ratio of the island will be three women for one man at all times by providing Instagram sluts with free monthly lodging and designer handbags so they stay for 90-day stints at a time. I will personally head the Slut Entertainment Commission (SEC) to make sure Rooshland has the best sluts, and oversee a medical program to screen them for herpes and ebola before entry.

Cafe Subsidy

Special subsidies will be given to entrepreneurs who establish cozy cafes with tasty espresso and baked goods, because Roosh likes to work in these types of cafes in the afternoon.


For Rooshland to be a self-sustaining island oasis of neomasculine men, every landowner is encouraged to make as many babies from non-sluts as possible. Once the initial batch of children hit schooling age, we will establish an academy that gives a classical education combined with tech instruction that allows them to develop an e-hustle when they grow up. Girls will get a basic education up to 15 years of age and then be ushered into beauty school until they find a husband and start popping out Rooshland babies at no later than 22.

Reserve your Rooshland plot today!

I believe I am providing a tremendous opportunity for men to live in a more traditional utopia with a favorable sex imbalance that can’t be found anywhere else in the world. After searching the globe for poosy paradise and failing to find it, the next logical step is to create poosy paradise from scratch. Fornication will be bountiful on the island and at the same time you will be allowed to pursue your masculine interests free of government interference, all under the warm Central American sun. Once our island nation increases to a population of 5,000, we will then plan for world domination by invading nearby lands with weapons imported from China.

If you’re ready to reserve your plot, please Paypal me a non-refundable deposit of $25,000 and wait for further instructions. Access to the island will be available in September. See you on Rooshland.

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  1. Brave New Man April 1, 2015 at 9:14 am

    Happy to open a gym there mate.

    1. Roosh_V April 1, 2015 at 11:34 am

      A culture of fanatical fat shaming should nip most health problems in the bud.

    2. jared thompson April 1, 2015 at 5:17 pm

      Need a general spread of societal body types, including fat men, otherwise not only do you deny the new nation the talents which many fat men have, but you’d get uber-hypergamy creeping in again.

  2. roosheisabitch April 1, 2015 at 9:18 am

  3. Cj April 1, 2015 at 9:22 am

    25k paypal’d, can’t wait

  4. Life April 1, 2015 at 9:24 am

    Happy April fools!

    1. Slobodan April 2, 2015 at 4:16 am

      really? …I started believing

  5. PDB April 1, 2015 at 9:37 am

    Haha, nice April Fools! Good wishful thinking, though.

  6. Gabriel April 1, 2015 at 9:40 am

    Defcock 6

  7. Dude April 1, 2015 at 9:52 am

    Where do you come up with this stuff? I can’t tell if you are a genius or insane or both.

    1. Terror star April 1, 2015 at 11:25 am

      just insane

      1. Всевелод April 1, 2015 at 11:56 pm

        Genius is often mistaken for insanity.

      2. Terror star. April 2, 2015 at 8:18 am

        not in this case

      3. Всевелод April 2, 2015 at 10:32 am

        I would say this case is a prime example.

    2. jared thompson April 1, 2015 at 5:48 pm

      It couldn’t be completely insulated from the outside world, but what he proposes is how game will be in future. Islands of quality amongst a desert full of shit. This is for the average man – the laughable ‘elite’ will always try and hog the spoils before they destroy themselves, cannibalise each others’ resources, and are destroyed by other means.

      But yeah, a more ‘isolated’/untouched area of land/women that you can find or create more locally will do wonders, rather than the expensive and improbable option of being able to completely isolate yourself from society.

  8. Edu April 1, 2015 at 9:52 am

    Hahaha, it’s so witty!
    I absolutely agree with this: “20% customs duty on the importation of all physical goods”. Since I’m a Customs Officer, I’ll offer my services to settle the Rooshland Customs Service

    1. Roosh_V April 1, 2015 at 11:33 am

      You’re hired. Until Rooshland’s customs revenue increases, you will be assigned two sluts to use as you wish.

  9. Andrea April 1, 2015 at 10:01 am

    Hilarious! If a sex worker gets pregnant and wants to keep the child, I’m assuming she would be deported. It would be awesome if they had great health care and free training in various areas like culinary skills, eroticism, and politics so they can enhance the experiences of Rooshland’s citizens. FYI: these are all humble ideas. Not at all meant as advice to its dictator.

    1. Anon. April 1, 2015 at 1:09 pm

      The term “sex worker” is ridiculous.

      The traditional term is prostitute, or whore.

      1. jared thompson April 1, 2015 at 5:45 pm

        What about ‘sugar daddy’ arrangements? Sex is transactional and many modern women do act like whores. I guess my question is where do you draw the line?

        Even that old gimp hefner had paid prostitutes, yet so many looked up to him for it. To be honest, many marriages in the modern era have devolved to prostitution arrangements, where the wife does not give it up if the husband does not do x,y,z.. He is paying through the nose for his over-priced whore.

      2. Anon. April 1, 2015 at 6:10 pm

        A sugar daddy arrangement is prostitution the same.

        The line is drawn where the prime motivation the girl has to participate in the relationship is the human value of the man himself, not something he has or something that can be obtained from him. He, as a person, is the end, not a means to anything. When it is genuine there is no feeling of “getting what you want” and then leaving, monetary of whatever.

  10. Xaxal_Ravenguard April 1, 2015 at 10:06 am


  11. L8_apex April 1, 2015 at 10:36 am

    Too bad you posted this today. I think you’re on to something here, you just 10 – 20 million to get it going.

  12. MrBiIIGoode . April 1, 2015 at 11:17 am

    The people of Belize act ike Ghetto niggers, you would have to keep them out.

    1. gordax April 1, 2015 at 2:18 pm

      niggers from belize will be shot on sight

    2. jared thompson April 1, 2015 at 5:28 pm

      Good to know, can’t blame them much though, as they are supposed to be quite poor and don’t have much by living standards.

    3. Deadly April 13, 2015 at 5:29 pm

      Go fuck yourself, hillbilly

  13. Terror star April 1, 2015 at 11:24 am

    Ironicaly no one dumb enough to live there has 25000 dollars in cash.

  14. david April 1, 2015 at 11:27 am

    If this wasn’t a joke I think you would have 5000 men signing up today. The question is how would you intice the nonsluts to join?

    1. Andrea April 1, 2015 at 12:36 pm

      Although alpha males are wanted by both promiscuous and highly selective women, I guess it would be difficult for potential wives to swallow the polygyny and free &abundant sex market load.

      1. Dave6034 April 1, 2015 at 2:47 pm

        In Islam, women are confined to the house, and a polygynous man is expected to provide separate housing for each wife. If Roosh doesn’t impose similar rules, there will be many catfights in Rooshland.

      2. jared thompson April 1, 2015 at 5:42 pm

        The alpha males of the west are not really alpha males and people’s social behaviours are skewed. The west is weak in reality, dependent upon technology and generational banking fraud. I lived in a whole lot of places, and the social dynamics in other nations are different, and they have worked for millennia. I am not sure we could say that the west’s women are normal or have any value apart from that given to them by an evil economic system that enslaves others’ abroad and is killing the west, especially UK/US.

        As such, I am not sure that ‘highly selective women’ actually have a voice that matters – they are actually degenerate. You will see feminism collapse in the next ten years as the bankers who fund it don’t need it anymore to weaken the western males and society. They already have the goods and weakened the societies, so now they will be enslaved for a period of time before they collapse. I’d laugh if it wasn’t so sad. Next to bankster manipulation, the feminism movement sponsored by them and the horrific females it has spawned are hypocrites who oppress others’ abroad through their social and economic choices/weakness, and soon they will be living in hell on earth themselves, as it is their own fault.

  15. Leads April 1, 2015 at 12:00 pm

    yes, ‘fat shaming’ is almost uheard of in USA, since everyone is fat. It makes me angry to see these fat bitches thinking they are a 5 when they are in fact, a 0.5

    The other day, I actually started counting them. I lost count, as every single woman was either really fat or had serious rolls. This is why I long for Eastern Europe. Forget about attitudes – we must pound them into submission

    1. PrepZ April 1, 2015 at 1:07 pm

      Well I’m proud to say I’m a fat-shamer. And, I’ll publicly call out a fattie if she displays any level of entitlement or bitchiness towards me, when she should be worshiping me for even giving her eye contact in her glutinous state, realizing that said eye contact is merely out of scorn for her ponderous proportions and not her BBWness.

    2. jared thompson April 1, 2015 at 5:26 pm

      Its the same in the UK. At least half the women have men’s tubby-esque bodies. No woman should be looking like that, it’s just plain wrong.

  16. dilettante April 1, 2015 at 12:01 pm

    I’ll set up your banking services. Proposal: clearing transactions services for all private bank or shell corporations from geneva, st.kitts/nevis, or bvi wires will be 3% of every dollar wired in or out from the bank of rooshland. subject to minimum wires of $100k or more. no aml requirements, few or no paperwork, secure privacy backed by physical assets but no wires from in or out of muslim countries, cuz want to avoid encouraging muslims to set up shop in rooshland.

    happy new year! (homer simpson as native tribe) april fools!

  17. Zelcorpion April 1, 2015 at 12:18 pm

    Despite the article being satire I think that a few men are already planning similar ventures. I can set up private central bank based on usury and fractional reserve banking. That will take care of that pesky currency hustle for you. After a few decades I will own almost everything anyway – it worked well with all other countries in the world.

    1. ActionJackson23 April 1, 2015 at 1:03 pm

      “Let me issue and control a Nation’s money and I care not who makes its laws.”

      1. jared thompson April 1, 2015 at 5:18 pm

        Oy vey! The Goyim know! Never forget the 6 trillion we stole, I mean who died.

      2. Cedric Roggins April 2, 2015 at 1:39 pm

        All future wars need to send the geriatric mahagony row lying grey haired corporate Khazar bastards to the front lines with M16s to die instead of Call of Duty playing, brainwashed dumbed down trailer park boys from Arkansas and Kentucky to the sand box.

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    2. jared thompson April 1, 2015 at 5:24 pm

      The Zionists would then just kill you to impose their raping of finances and the nation, upon the population.

      1. Cedric Roggins April 2, 2015 at 1:37 pm

        They pray the Kol Nidre every year too. Read Judaism Discovered by Michael Hofffman and +1 to Roosh for reading Kevin MacDonalds books as KM is treated like an outlaw at California Universities for speaking the truth as a tenured Professor as the politically correct brainwash only enslave their own minds and destroy their own futures by listening to the Marxist propaganda they actually believe. Telling the truth has become a radical act and MacDonalds experiences at CSU attest to this.

    3. Chris Brony April 6, 2015 at 4:30 pm

      is this real?

      how can i buy a plot or rent space on a plot…it sounds excellent

      1. Zelcorpion April 15, 2015 at 4:41 am

        There are known ‘sphere guys who are already preparing such a move, but ultimately you still fall under the jurisdiction of the country. However since it is private property and if you pick a 3rd world country then money and the island position can allow you to live in peace and prosperity.

  18. Dave6034 April 1, 2015 at 1:39 pm

    Only men able to work outdoors in tropical heat need apply, because countries don’t build and maintain themselves. If we hired native muscle, they’d soon take over the place and kick us out.

    Seriously, can you get honest work out of a man when his balls are being expertly drained four or five times a day?

    1. Roosh_V April 1, 2015 at 1:53 pm

      Fornication will be forbidden while the sun is out.

      1. Dave6034 April 1, 2015 at 1:59 pm

        But sex with my four wives isn’t “fornication”, according to the dictionary. Is that allowed during the day?

      2. Roosh_V April 1, 2015 at 2:14 pm

        Hard question. My utopia is falling apart already.

      3. Dave6034 April 1, 2015 at 2:18 pm

        Don’t worry, when you’ve been married to a woman for ten years and had a few kids with her, you don’t *want* to see her naked in the harsh light of day!

      4. The12thUnknownMan April 7, 2015 at 7:34 am

        Speak for yourself, sad one.

      5. Andrea April 1, 2015 at 2:06 pm

        Hahaha, which means that’s when it will happen the most given the fact that prohibition promotes intense desire.

  19. anon1 April 1, 2015 at 2:11 pm

    I remember hearing that pen island was pretty close by too.

    April fools!

  20. gordax April 1, 2015 at 2:17 pm

    why do you tease us so much roosh? best april fools ever, good job!

    1. jared thompson April 1, 2015 at 5:21 pm

      To be honest, if it created its own usury-free banking system, whilst the populace would be debt free in no time, the Zionist Occupied Government of Amerika would soon invade it under false pretences of ending terrorism.

      1. The12thUnknownMan April 7, 2015 at 7:41 am

        No need to go that far, my unfortunate scrambled-brain ham omlette.

        All they need to do is get Orpah to do a show about “Deadbeat Dad Island” where guys go to escape frivorce rape, and an operational test of a small neutron bomb will take place over Rooshland faster than a prosecution of a Swiss bank exposed by a janitor for stealing murdered Jews’ valuables.

  21. Pistol Pete April 1, 2015 at 4:16 pm

    Nice april fools day joke, really legit. Off topic but fellas, any of you fuck a fat bitch with regular people legs?

  22. dsh April 1, 2015 at 4:23 pm

    Damn, Roosh. I’m from Belize City. Way to get my hopes up.

  23. jared thompson April 1, 2015 at 5:14 pm

    You forgot one thing – no ‘chosen people’ aka zionists and their ilk.

    They will just destroy the nation from within and place the blame on others for all sorts of wicked deeds, especially their banking usury, theft and murder.

  24. Elven King April 1, 2015 at 5:40 pm

    Happly April Fools!

  25. Davis M.J. Aurini April 1, 2015 at 8:22 pm

    Will there be open-air philosophy debates?

    1. Titan000 April 2, 2015 at 4:41 am


    2. Roosh_V April 2, 2015 at 8:49 am

      I can’t see why not

  26. invisiblehand85 April 1, 2015 at 8:42 pm

    Terrific plan, going Galt. Multiple wives and concubines, as it’s been historically

  27. Krivo April 1, 2015 at 8:50 pm

    Roosh – who will you bring to the island to impregnate and bear Roosh VI?

    1. The12thUnknownMan April 7, 2015 at 7:42 am

      Anna makes a comeback as Queen Roosh V the 1st Royal Spouse.

  28. Phillyastro April 1, 2015 at 9:06 pm

    Remember what happened in Jurassic Park. One of those all female dinosaurs went male. I think one of those sluts may grow an elongated clitoris and start a Lindy West revolution.

    1. corvinus April 3, 2015 at 12:06 pm

      Hence the reason for this rule:

      Sluts with a BMI of over 22 will not be allowed on the island and fat shaming will be fanatically encouraged.

      1. The12thUnknownMan April 7, 2015 at 7:44 am

        Sounds like a loophole for a buff tranny to sneak in and subvert poosey paradise into poosey paradox, looks like Roosh needs to set up an intel shop to prevent subversion.

  29. Kizman April 1, 2015 at 11:25 pm

    I’d book a one-way ticket there!

  30. _C0 April 2, 2015 at 6:17 am

    In fact, this sounds like Dubai. There are the Khaleeji, the women of the gulf, who are for marrying. Then there are hoardes of sluts and prostitutes brought in to cater to the rich, and plenty of instagram girls, brought in to be used and port-o-pottied, mostly by the Royal Family and other members of the super-elite. Then there are expats, who, while perhaps well-paid, are also there to work for the “landowners”. And then there is an underclass of slaves/quasi slaves, many of whom were tricked into coming and then had their passports taken by their employers, and then are forced to work in inhumane conditions for years.

    1. Lars Viker April 8, 2015 at 11:52 pm

      That’s actually a very good observation. The critical element here is, of course – you can never become a citizen with full rights in Dubai yourself, even if you’re a handsome, polite successful multi-millionaire, you can and will always be legally shat on by any inane spoilt inbred local brat. The idea has to be to create a society where successful men and honorable women can become first class citizens, not just well paid (ie. paid according to market rates) stooges.

  31. Hilarious April 2, 2015 at 6:48 am

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Roosh is going to screen for Herpes when he doesn’t even know if HE has it. This is the moron who rarely gets tested.

    Not to mention all the HPV viruses he’s spreading. If only the girls Roosh fucks could send him a thank you note for the cervical cancer he gave them that will show up in a few years.

    You can’t make this crap up. Roosh is a petri dish of stds.

    1. Anon. April 2, 2015 at 8:08 am

      If the women do get STDs it would be their fault for fucking a random stranger in the first place.

      1. Hilarious April 3, 2015 at 11:58 pm

        Likewise, it’s Roosh’s fault for getting STDs himself.

        He’s not bullet-proof. What he does is no different than someone with HIV fucking people and not telling them they have HIV. The worst thing he carries is many forms of the HPV virus. Some of the forms cause cancer or genital warts.

        There is no way to test men for HPV as it is on the skin and there is too much skin to test. Condoms do not protect against it, but Roosh prides himself on not using condoms as often as possible anyway. All you need is skin-to-skin contact to get it.

        It’s not a question of IF Roosh carries cancer-causing HPV viruses. With the number of sex partners he has had, he DEFINITELY does.

        Many people clear an HPV virus after a year or two, though they pass it on to partners. Others never clear it and can eventually get cancer. He is definitely passing around several strains of HPV that WILL cause some of his former partners to get cancer and they will pass it onto other men who might get cancer.

        What an accomplishment. He’s actually hurting the men he claims to help by keeping the HPV Merry-Go-Round spinning faster. Hello penile cancer!

        Roosh’s immune system is enduring a constant assault that the human body was never designed for. HPV cancers are slow-growing, so give it a decade or two. He is too scared to get tested and has admitted he doesn’t. You have to wonder about his intelligence.

      2. Hilarious April 4, 2015 at 1:01 am

        Not to diminish Herpes and HIV, though at least the first one won’t kill you.

  32. Lars Viker April 2, 2015 at 8:18 am

    Joke today, reality tomorrow. Why not start micro states full of successful, creative men of substance who have had enough of being bogged down by the unproductive and envious elements in the societies they live in? I think they’ll start popping up this century if traditional states don’t change enough.

    1. The12thUnknownMan April 7, 2015 at 8:22 am

      Those already exist in many countries. They’re called “Jewish Neighbourhoods”.

      1. Lars Viker April 8, 2015 at 11:51 pm

        They do tend to be rather bogged down by the less successful elements of society, though.

      2. The12thUnknownMan April 9, 2015 at 6:54 am

        Good points.

  33. Cedric Roggins April 2, 2015 at 1:28 pm

    Man have you found the girls in EE to be more attractive than Latin America on average?

  34. Cedric Roggins April 2, 2015 at 3:59 pm

    We need another Asia interview with Fisto THC or 20 Nation.

  35. Ivan Asen II April 2, 2015 at 4:44 pm

    If the men that would populate this tiny island were indeed alpha men, they would kill each other within a year! Only betas can build civilisations.

    But I think this site’s readership will do just fine! lol

    1. corvinus April 3, 2015 at 12:05 pm

      How did Rome get started? And who were the Sabine women?

      1. Ivan Asen II April 3, 2015 at 12:30 pm

        Where would the founders of Rooshland abduct women from?

      2. The12thUnknownMan April 7, 2015 at 8:23 am

        Those Amazon tribes who’ve never seen anyone from outside?

    2. Lars Viker April 9, 2015 at 12:13 am

      If they were anything like you they’d kill each other in far less than a year… Heh. Anyway, alphas tend to get mutual respect of each other based on shared merits and friendship. For the cases where things go sour, there should be conflict resolution. And where that doesn’t work out, non lethal duels. Then public shaming for those who refuse to reconcile after that. Also entrance requirements to weed out the most conflict seeking elements.

  36. Albert Ling April 2, 2015 at 5:30 pm

    Roosh you should talk to Patri Friedman over at the Seasteading Institute. http://www.seasteading.org

  37. PeterAndrewNolan April 2, 2015 at 7:10 pm


    BTW Roosh…we are actually able to offer much of this in Fiji in conjunction with Mens Rights Fiji.

  38. Randy Brongo April 3, 2015 at 11:35 am

    You haven’t been everywhere yet Roosh. Don’t count out PP until you’ve tried Serbia!

  39. 66Scorpio April 4, 2015 at 3:51 am

    Funny stuff. However, as a completely serious note, a thousand like-minded men who decided to create their own community from scratch could largely do so, even in a place like the USA. Buy up all the land, control the rental housing market, take over city council and away you go. Alberta, Canada is probably a safer bet because the central government is not as powerful as in the USA.

  40. g status April 5, 2015 at 6:27 pm

    Just sent my deposit. It’s not sold out yet is it?

  41. Dolan Duk April 6, 2015 at 8:13 pm

    Can we have a fat skanks olympics where we bring in a bunch of fat entitled western sluts and have them compete against eachother in a series of humiliating, disgusting, and dangerous events for our amusement? We can tell them that the winner in each event gets to stay on the island to live like a queen but really after its over we just laugh in their faces and give the boot to the ones that are still alive. lol

  42. Hohamocha April 6, 2015 at 9:31 pm

    Roosh I already was thinking of this idea while I am going through college. But the only way to do this, other than buy a small island, would be to create a faction and actually invade a war torn African nation with plenty of resources and establish such a traditional society. In fact, many African nations ( Ivory Coast, Zimbabwe, Ghana, etc) already have a traditional red pill society.

  43. Matt April 7, 2015 at 11:46 am

    I suggest that there be a requirement of proven marksmanship proficiency by all residents. Require at least a score of 200 on the AQT.

  44. Words Don't Come Easy April 7, 2015 at 8:09 pm

    How low would the AOC be?

  45. chrisgale April 8, 2015 at 5:45 pm

    Yeah April 1. Well played.

  46. Cheetaiean April 8, 2015 at 9:36 pm

    Actually like some parts of it xD

  47. getthebigones April 9, 2015 at 10:25 pm

    Men can be fat and fuck hot women. Broads however, cannot be fat and get this big fat cock.

  48. fuck you, but not really May 2, 2015 at 10:54 am

    I wish this was true. We’d finally get rid of all the rooshes/douches that are spoiling this planet and confine them in a safe space. Not having to deal with such delusional narcissists would save us so much time. Please make this idea happen. Also yes, I’m a feminist, no you can’t stop us from changing the world. peace out