I’ve been more patient than most in waiting for a sign that the river of Western degeneracy has finally been dammed, but instead I see the opposite: it’s turning into a roaring flood that is destroying all fertile land in the West while gravely threatening the rest of the world, even my beloved Poland. It doesn’t matter how many articles I write or how many comments you leave on those articles, but we are powerless in stopping this destruction. The only option left is to start our own island nation.

Today I’m proud to announce that I have put a deposit on Frenchman’s Caye, a 200 acre island ten miles east of Belize City in Central America. It will be renamed to Rooshland. I invite you to live with me on Rooshland as we construct our own nation, free from the feminist West.

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I am initially offering 100 plots that are one acre in size at a price of $125,000 each. This is more than ample space to construct a mansion of monstrous proportions, if you so choose.

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I’m sure you’re wondering how life on Rooshland will be, so below are some preliminary guidelines to help decide if buying a plot is right for you.

Internet

There will be free and fast internet connections available via undersea cable so that we can all continue to work on our passive income internet businesses. There will also be linked satellite hookups so that the internet is never offline, giving a level of redundancy that is similar to NORAD. Your internet hustle will never be interrupted on Rooshland and you never have to worry about bandwidth caps. Rooshland will be the first nation in the world that guarantees internet access to all its citizens as a basic human right.

Retail

If you don’t have an internet ebook business like me, you are free to enter the retail sector to provide Rooshland citizens with basic banking, food, and entertainment options. I am granting contracts so that you can establish central banking, logistics operations, mobile service, and indoor rock climbing venues. Liquor licenses will also be provided.

Women

There will be two classes of women on Rooshland: wives and sluts. You are allowed to have as many as four wives on Rooshland, but you are responsible for their feeding and care. There will also be a rotating population of sluts provided by the government that will be available for every man to spit game on, but violent rape is not allowed so you will have to provide these sluts with the tingles they require for leg opening. If your game level is too low, you may have to ply the sluts with free alcohol and snacks.

There will be a law forbidding you to marry the sluts, for their goal is to provide sexual pleasure and entertainment for Rooshland landowners, not to poison the well of our harmonious traditional ideals.

Government

Rooshland will be operated as a Roman-style dictatorship. I’ll possess the crown and it will be passed onto my heir, Roosh VI, upon my death. There will be a commission of 12 men called the Rooshland Senate that I’ll personally appoint. They will propose legislation and have the ear of the people. There will not be a salary for having this important job, but each man on the commission will get first dibs on the fresh sluts that arrive to Rooshland by boat.

Immigrants

There will be three tiers of Rooshland inhabitants: (1) landowners and immediate family, (2) immigrants, and (3) sluts. Only landowners can be appointed to the council of 12 since they have skin in the game. Immigrants and sluts who come to work on Rooshland will be treated with due process, but they won’t be allowed to sign internet petitions or have a say in Rooshland affairs. Sluts with a BMI of over 22 will not be allowed on the island and fat shaming will be fanatically encouraged.

Taxes

There will be no tax on income you earn on Rooshland or any other nation, but there will be a flat 20% customs duty on the importation of all physical goods. All tax proceeds will go into upkeep of a basic defense force, landscaping, and stocking the island with sluts. The sex ratio of the island will be three women for one man at all times by providing Instagram sluts with free monthly lodging and designer handbags so they stay for 90-day stints at a time. I will personally head the Slut Entertainment Commission (SEC) to make sure Rooshland has the best sluts, and oversee a medical program to screen them for herpes and ebola before entry.

Cafe Subsidy

Special subsidies will be given to entrepreneurs who establish cozy cafes with tasty espresso and baked goods, because Roosh likes to work in these types of cafes in the afternoon.

Education

For Rooshland to be a self-sustaining island oasis of neomasculine men, every landowner is encouraged to make as many babies from non-sluts as possible. Once the initial batch of children hit schooling age, we will establish an academy that gives a classical education combined with tech instruction that allows them to develop an e-hustle when they grow up. Girls will get a basic education up to 15 years of age and then be ushered into beauty school until they find a husband and start popping out Rooshland babies at no later than 22.

Reserve your Rooshland plot today!

I believe I am providing a tremendous opportunity for men to live in a more traditional utopia with a favorable sex imbalance that can’t be found anywhere else in the world. After searching the globe for poosy paradise and failing to find it, the next logical step is to create poosy paradise from scratch. Fornication will be bountiful on the island and at the same time you will be allowed to pursue your masculine interests free of government interference, all under the warm Central American sun. Once our island nation increases to a population of 5,000, we will then plan for world domination by invading nearby lands with weapons imported from China.

If you’re ready to reserve your plot, please Paypal me a non-refundable deposit of $25,000 and wait for further instructions. Access to the island will be available in September. See you on Rooshland.

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Brave New Man
5 years ago

Happy to open a gym there mate.

Roosh_V
Roosh_V
5 years ago
Reply to  Brave New Man

A culture of fanatical fat shaming should nip most health problems in the bud.

jared thompson
jared thompson
5 years ago
Reply to  Brave New Man

Need a general spread of societal body types, including fat men, otherwise not only do you deny the new nation the talents which many fat men have, but you’d get uber-hypergamy creeping in again.

roosheisabitch
roosheisabitch
5 years ago

Cj
Cj
5 years ago

25k paypal’d, can’t wait

Life
Life
5 years ago

Happy April fools!

Slobodan
Slobodan
5 years ago
Reply to  Life

really? …I started believing

PDB
PDB
5 years ago

Haha, nice April Fools! Good wishful thinking, though.

Gabriel
Gabriel
5 years ago

Defcock 6

Dude
Dude
5 years ago

Where do you come up with this stuff? I can’t tell if you are a genius or insane or both.

Terror star
Terror star
5 years ago
Reply to  Dude

just insane

Всевелод
Всевелод
5 years ago
Reply to  Terror star

Genius is often mistaken for insanity.

Terror star.
Terror star.
5 years ago

not in this case

Всевелод
Всевелод
5 years ago
Reply to  Terror star.

I would say this case is a prime example.

jared thompson
jared thompson
5 years ago
Reply to  Dude

It couldn’t be completely insulated from the outside world, but what he proposes is how game will be in future. Islands of quality amongst a desert full of shit. This is for the average man – the laughable ‘elite’ will always try and hog the spoils before they destroy themselves, cannibalise each others’ resources, and are destroyed by other means.

But yeah, a more ‘isolated’/untouched area of land/women that you can find or create more locally will do wonders, rather than the expensive and improbable option of being able to completely isolate yourself from society.

Edu
Edu
5 years ago

Hahaha, it’s so witty!
I absolutely agree with this: “20% customs duty on the importation of all physical goods”. Since I’m a Customs Officer, I’ll offer my services to settle the Rooshland Customs Service

Roosh_V
Roosh_V
5 years ago
Reply to  Edu

You’re hired. Until Rooshland’s customs revenue increases, you will be assigned two sluts to use as you wish.

Andrea
Andrea
5 years ago

Hilarious! If a sex worker gets pregnant and wants to keep the child, I’m assuming she would be deported. It would be awesome if they had great health care and free training in various areas like culinary skills, eroticism, and politics so they can enhance the experiences of Rooshland’s citizens. FYI: these are all humble ideas. Not at all meant as advice to its dictator.

Anon.
Anon.
5 years ago
Reply to  Andrea

The term “sex worker” is ridiculous.

The traditional term is prostitute, or whore.

jared thompson
jared thompson
5 years ago
Reply to  Anon.

What about ‘sugar daddy’ arrangements? Sex is transactional and many modern women do act like whores. I guess my question is where do you draw the line?

Even that old gimp hefner had paid prostitutes, yet so many looked up to him for it. To be honest, many marriages in the modern era have devolved to prostitution arrangements, where the wife does not give it up if the husband does not do x,y,z.. He is paying through the nose for his over-priced whore.

Anon.
Anon.
5 years ago
Reply to  jared thompson

A sugar daddy arrangement is prostitution the same.

The line is drawn where the prime motivation the girl has to participate in the relationship is the human value of the man himself, not something he has or something that can be obtained from him. He, as a person, is the end, not a means to anything. When it is genuine there is no feeling of “getting what you want” and then leaving, monetary of whatever.

Xaxal_Ravenguard
Xaxal_Ravenguard
5 years ago

Roosh VI. EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

L8_apex
L8_apex
5 years ago

Too bad you posted this today. I think you’re on to something here, you just 10 – 20 million to get it going.

MrBiIIGoode .
MrBiIIGoode .
5 years ago

The people of Belize act ike Ghetto niggers, you would have to keep them out.

gordax
gordax
5 years ago
Reply to  MrBiIIGoode .

niggers from belize will be shot on sight

jared thompson
jared thompson
5 years ago
Reply to  MrBiIIGoode .

Good to know, can’t blame them much though, as they are supposed to be quite poor and don’t have much by living standards.

Deadly
Deadly
5 years ago
Reply to  MrBiIIGoode .

Go fuck yourself, hillbilly

Terror star
Terror star
5 years ago

Ironicaly no one dumb enough to live there has 25000 dollars in cash.

david
david
5 years ago

If this wasn’t a joke I think you would have 5000 men signing up today. The question is how would you intice the nonsluts to join?

Andrea
Andrea
5 years ago
Reply to  david

Although alpha males are wanted by both promiscuous and highly selective women, I guess it would be difficult for potential wives to swallow the polygyny and free &abundant sex market load.

Dave6034
Dave6034
5 years ago
Reply to  Andrea

In Islam, women are confined to the house, and a polygynous man is expected to provide separate housing for each wife. If Roosh doesn’t impose similar rules, there will be many catfights in Rooshland.

jared thompson
jared thompson
5 years ago
Reply to  Andrea

The alpha males of the west are not really alpha males and people’s social behaviours are skewed. The west is weak in reality, dependent upon technology and generational banking fraud. I lived in a whole lot of places, and the social dynamics in other nations are different, and they have worked for millennia. I am not sure we could say that the west’s women are normal or have any value apart from that given to them by an evil economic system that enslaves others’ abroad and is killing the west, especially UK/US.

As such, I am not sure that ‘highly selective women’ actually have a voice that matters – they are actually degenerate. You will see feminism collapse in the next ten years as the bankers who fund it don’t need it anymore to weaken the western males and society. They already have the goods and weakened the societies, so now they will be enslaved for a period of time before they collapse. I’d laugh if it wasn’t so sad. Next to bankster manipulation, the feminism movement sponsored by them and the horrific females it has spawned are hypocrites who oppress others’ abroad through their social and economic choices/weakness, and soon they will be living in hell on earth themselves, as it is their own fault.

Leads
Leads
5 years ago

yes, ‘fat shaming’ is almost uheard of in USA, since everyone is fat. It makes me angry to see these fat bitches thinking they are a 5 when they are in fact, a 0.5

The other day, I actually started counting them. I lost count, as every single woman was either really fat or had serious rolls. This is why I long for Eastern Europe. Forget about attitudes – we must pound them into submission

PrepZ
PrepZ
5 years ago
Reply to  Leads

Well I’m proud to say I’m a fat-shamer. And, I’ll publicly call out a fattie if she displays any level of entitlement or bitchiness towards me, when she should be worshiping me for even giving her eye contact in her glutinous state, realizing that said eye contact is merely out of scorn for her ponderous proportions and not her BBWness.

jared thompson
jared thompson
5 years ago
Reply to  Leads

Its the same in the UK. At least half the women have men’s tubby-esque bodies. No woman should be looking like that, it’s just plain wrong.

dilettante
dilettante
5 years ago

I’ll set up your banking services. Proposal: clearing transactions services for all private bank or shell corporations from geneva, st.kitts/nevis, or bvi wires will be 3% of every dollar wired in or out from the bank of rooshland. subject to minimum wires of $100k or more. no aml requirements, few or no paperwork, secure privacy backed by physical assets but no wires from in or out of muslim countries, cuz want to avoid encouraging muslims to set up shop in rooshland.

happy new year! (homer simpson as native tribe) april fools!

Zelcorpion
Zelcorpion
5 years ago

Despite the article being satire I think that a few men are already planning similar ventures. I can set up private central bank based on usury and fractional reserve banking. That will take care of that pesky currency hustle for you. After a few decades I will own almost everything anyway – it worked well with all other countries in the world.

ActionJackson23
ActionJackson23
5 years ago
Reply to  Zelcorpion

“Let me issue and control a Nation’s money and I care not who makes its laws.”

jared thompson
jared thompson
5 years ago

Oy vey! The Goyim know! Never forget the 6 trillion we stole, I mean who died.

Cedric Roggins
Cedric Roggins
5 years ago
Reply to  jared thompson

All future wars need to send the geriatric mahagony row lying grey haired corporate Khazar bastards to the front lines with M16s to die instead of Call of Duty playing, brainwashed dumbed down trailer park boys from Arkansas and Kentucky to the sand box.

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jared thompson
jared thompson
5 years ago
Reply to  Zelcorpion

The Zionists would then just kill you to impose their raping of finances and the nation, upon the population.

Cedric Roggins
Cedric Roggins
5 years ago
Reply to  jared thompson

They pray the Kol Nidre every year too. Read Judaism Discovered by Michael Hofffman and +1 to Roosh for reading Kevin MacDonalds books as KM is treated like an outlaw at California Universities for speaking the truth as a tenured Professor as the politically correct brainwash only enslave their own minds and destroy their own futures by listening to the Marxist propaganda they actually believe. Telling the truth has become a radical act and MacDonalds experiences at CSU attest to this.

Chris Brony
Chris Brony
5 years ago
Reply to  Zelcorpion

is this real?

how can i buy a plot or rent space on a plot…it sounds excellent

Zelcorpion
Zelcorpion
5 years ago
Reply to  Chris Brony

There are known ‘sphere guys who are already preparing such a move, but ultimately you still fall under the jurisdiction of the country. However since it is private property and if you pick a 3rd world country then money and the island position can allow you to live in peace and prosperity.

Dave6034
Dave6034
5 years ago

Only men able to work outdoors in tropical heat need apply, because countries don’t build and maintain themselves. If we hired native muscle, they’d soon take over the place and kick us out.

Seriously, can you get honest work out of a man when his balls are being expertly drained four or five times a day?

Roosh_V
Roosh_V
5 years ago
Reply to  Dave6034

Fornication will be forbidden while the sun is out.

Dave6034
Dave6034
5 years ago
Reply to  Roosh_V

But sex with my four wives isn’t “fornication”, according to the dictionary. Is that allowed during the day?

Roosh_V
Roosh_V
5 years ago
Reply to  Dave6034

Hard question. My utopia is falling apart already.

Dave6034
Dave6034
5 years ago
Reply to  Roosh_V

Don’t worry, when you’ve been married to a woman for ten years and had a few kids with her, you don’t *want* to see her naked in the harsh light of day!

The12thUnknownMan
The12thUnknownMan
5 years ago
Reply to  Dave6034

Speak for yourself, sad one.

Andrea
Andrea
5 years ago
Reply to  Roosh_V

Hahaha, which means that’s when it will happen the most given the fact that prohibition promotes intense desire.

anon1
anon1
5 years ago

I remember hearing that pen island was pretty close by too.

April fools!

gordax
gordax
5 years ago

why do you tease us so much roosh? best april fools ever, good job!

jared thompson
jared thompson
5 years ago
Reply to  gordax

To be honest, if it created its own usury-free banking system, whilst the populace would be debt free in no time, the Zionist Occupied Government of Amerika would soon invade it under false pretences of ending terrorism.

The12thUnknownMan
The12thUnknownMan
5 years ago
Reply to  jared thompson

No need to go that far, my unfortunate scrambled-brain ham omlette.

All they need to do is get Orpah to do a show about “Deadbeat Dad Island” where guys go to escape frivorce rape, and an operational test of a small neutron bomb will take place over Rooshland faster than a prosecution of a Swiss bank exposed by a janitor for stealing murdered Jews’ valuables.

Pistol Pete
Pistol Pete
5 years ago

Nice april fools day joke, really legit. Off topic but fellas, any of you fuck a fat bitch with regular people legs?

dsh
dsh
5 years ago

Damn, Roosh. I’m from Belize City. Way to get my hopes up.

jared thompson
jared thompson
5 years ago

You forgot one thing – no ‘chosen people’ aka zionists and their ilk.

They will just destroy the nation from within and place the blame on others for all sorts of wicked deeds, especially their banking usury, theft and murder.

Elven King
Elven King
5 years ago

Happly April Fools!

Davis M.J. Aurini
5 years ago

Will there be open-air philosophy debates?

Titan000
Titan000
5 years ago

Seconded.

Roosh_V
Roosh_V
5 years ago

I can’t see why not