Jerk Off Management 101

For a guy there is a question on if he should jerk off before either hitting on girls or going out on a date. Some argue that jerking off before going out takes off the nervous “edge” (a la There’s Something About Mary) while others say it’s that edge that women are attracted to.

I say both camps are wrong.

What’s most important is having high motivation to getting laid, a very sound predictor of future sex. The more you want to have sex, the more you will approach and the more likely you will get laid. Of course there is a line that if crossed puts you in the desperate category, but being horny and sexual alone won’t hurt your chances. The nights I get the most prospects and lays are the nights I was especially horny. Knowing this, how should you manage the art of pick up with jerking off alone in front of your computer?

The first thing you need to find out is your recharge time. If you were to get a nice stash of porn tonight (in my case that would be some Kacey, Dirty Latina Maids, or amateur BBW) and jerk off two times, how long would it take you until you’d feel like jerking off again? For me that is 48 hours. Back in my younger days when I discovered masturbation it was more like two hours, but adjustments must be made to an aging libido.

You want to hit on girls when you are recharged and not depleted. This is when the act of picking up is congruent with your what both your mind and body want.

So based on a recharge time of two days, I should not jerk off the day before going out. If I know I have a date on Tuesday, I can jerk on Sunday but not Monday. If I’m hitting the bar on Friday night I can’t jerk off on Thursday, no matter how much I want to. This system is simple and prevents me from going out with “golden cock syndrome,” where the lower pleasure of a depleted ball orgasm makes me lazy to chase new pussy. If you jerk off right before you go out then you are wasting your time and money.

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Very true I think. I find it hard guaging my recharge time as it seems to change from week to week. But from going out straight after cracking one out, I just get lazy, sit at the bar, and talk to my mates all night :p

The question is…What’s the longest you can go without going insane?! :p

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You’re a fucking loser.

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Hit the wall, ya Cuntcha!

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“The nights I get the most prospects and lays are the nights I was especially horny.”

I agree with a lot of what you are saying here, but if you are super horny, I just think you may be willing to settle more.

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Amateur BBW?

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I’m not sure that from personal experience I can say I’ve had more or less success with pickups depending on the last time I masturbated.

I usually don’t like to empty the chamber the day before hand as it diminishes the copious amounts of glorious cream that I can spray all over her stomach and tits.

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I usually don’t like to empty the chamber the day before hand as it diminishes the copious amounts of glorious cream that I can spray all over her stomach and tits.

Be careful. Nutting on a chick like that can get you trapped into a paternity suit. She’ll go to the bathroom to “clean up,” and guess what she’ll do with your wadd?

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Excellent post and something that is not paid as much attention to as guys should.

I think your “recharge period” may be a little off. It shouldn’t be based on the time between ejaculation and the next urge to ejaculate. It should be based on the time from ejaculation to the moment your body has peaked in testosterone production.

Testosterone, I believe, is one of the factors that make us horny and also makes us MANLY. Thus, going out with a testosterone supercharge is like having the ultimate caveman like motivation to pickup girls.

There was a study done (I can’t find it now) that essentially showed that men who abstained from ejaculation, had a steady increase in testosterone production in the first five days, however on the 6th and 7th day, testosterone levels spiked and increased by 200% or something ridiculous. After seven days, levels dropped off again. So according to this the best recharge time would be around 6 to 7 days for an average male.

Of course I have experimented with myself and have noticed that when I am able to hold off on masturbating for about a week, I usually always end up getting laid at the end of that week. The trick of course is holding out, especially when it’s so much easier to get your rocks off.

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@5
Point taken. It just seems a shame to keep all my lovely pearl colored fluids to myself.

Luckily, I found a fun solution. I’ve been working this nice new move with this one girl I’m seeing. Right before I’m about to nut I stick the tip in her butt and finish off by jerking myself off into her ass. It’s amazing what you can talk some girls into. She still insists she’s never actually had anal sex since it’s just the tip.

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I agree with everything you said here; and the first 7 comments are golden. THIS comment is totally lame though. My personality definitely changes when I don’t jerk it for a couple days.

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Two days? I recharge faster than that so I think a few hours of a cushion should suffice.

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Am I the only guy that looks forward to jerking off later while I’m in the middle of sex with a girl or right after? Weird I know right?

P.S

I like to jerk it to viedoes of blind or blind folded women walking into walls

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Porn Hub ruined my life… I’m thinking about suing

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@Lemmonex: You just need to make sure you go out with your friends so they don’t let you settle, that’s all… keep your standards high and you will rise up!

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i think they actually offer grad degrees in this now: J.O.-MBA’s

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Jon, I am a woman…and believe me, there is always one girl in the group to talk sense/ruin the fun. Usually.

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If you jerk off before that keeps you from nutting 30 seconds after sex starts if you end up banging that night. Or is that just me?

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This is right on the money. It all depends on the guy. You need to be motivated to get the girl. I take a long time to cum anyway, so it’s best if I go in with a full sac unless I want to get a hernia fucking the bitch. Other guys cum too quick and should definitely unload before a date.

Funny you mention Kacey. That chick actually went to my high school and didn’t seem nearly as appealing at the time. I once shared bong hits through a gas mask with her. True story.

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Amen

I had a 3 in a day marathon last week… now i have no desire to fuck my girlfiend a week later… let alone go out and put effort into getting laid/

i always recommend not jerking off for that exact reason…

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yea jerkn hours before defntly delays cumming. Though the one time in my life i didn’t jerk for 2 days, i cheated on my GF in another country, so i guess roosh is right about the motivation shit.

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WhatIsThisShake&Bake?….hah nice one. Jake is that you??

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Jerking off is “managing” your sexuality.

A young male may use jerking off as a way to let off steam on a night he didn’t score, and can psychologically use it as a crutch if he didn’t hook up some nights at the bars (“I can relax and game effectively, and even if she doesn’t come to my place tonight, I’ll still get some of this tension reduced later, etc). However, it can become too much of a crutch if he’s not careful.

The porn made these days is so much better than the porn made back in my day, that I can see how a man could become addicted to it if he had too much spare time on his hands. The women are good looking, doing every imaginable sex act under the sun, the lighting and camera angles are good and the quality of the picture is well beyond what a VHS tape in 1985 was. Primarily its the women in porn now, who are usually very good looking as opposed to the past when most were rather plain with a few exceptions.

On an unrelated note, the sex drive sure does dissipate with age. In my youth (Im not bragging, its just a fact) I could “fuck through” my first orgasm with one woman I was engaged to back in the day. I’d just come (she was on the pill) and tell her “Im not finished with you” and just keep on fucking until my second one. I could take a little break, watch a TV show on the couch with her under a blanket and be ready for round 2 in about 40 minutes to an hour. I once had four orgasms with her in a 2 and a half hour period. I was in my twenties.

I’d have a heart attack trying to do that now. Actually I wouldn’t. It would not stay up long enough to even attempt that now.

The message in all of that for you younger guys—–is to enjoy being able to get horny at the drop of a hat and your ability to last and have sex more than once in a day. You may not believe it, but you will not be as horny as you age. You may get intensely horny for sex ONCE a day, but long sessions are much more of a chore than a pleasure. I wish this weren’t so, but that has been my experience.

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xhamster yes! the world needs more lupe’s.

this is an important post. recharge period of course starts getting longer right after age 18. if you’re intent on only picking up 8s and above and you are confident of same night lays, you may want to rub one out beforehand so you can pound her like a pornstar later. also, the amino acid arginine really boosts the libido and makes your cock hard like cement for hours. you could bust just before a date, swallow a tablespoon of arginine (mix with grape juice, it tastes like toxic waste), and be ready to go again in 15 minutes.

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z: that sucks dude. that makes me depressed. well. better get to fucking then.

T. AKA Ricky Raw
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I had a friend, who we nicknamed behind his back Rapist Rob (not a literal rapist, just a little too overeager on dates) who actually jerked off DURING a date. The first and last time I ever heard of that. Needless to say it didn’t go well…

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The porn made these days is so much better than the porn made back in my day, that I can see how a man could become addicted to it if he had too much spare time on his hands.

Porn today is HORRIBLE! All the women are shaved.

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I find that pumping iron before going out makes me feel more manly…

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One has to take into consideration of the “Coolidge Effect”

Coolidge effect describes a phenomenon – seen in nearly every species in which it has been tested – whereby males show continuously high sexual performance given the introduction of new receptive females.

The term comes from an old joke, according to which President Calvin Coolidge and his wife allegedly visited a poultry farm. During the tour, Mrs. Coolidge inquired of the farmer how his farm managed to produce so many fertile eggs with such a small number of roosters. The farmer proudly explained that his roosters performed their duty dozens of times each day.

“Perhaps you could point that out to Mr. Coolidge,” pointedly replied the First Lady.

The President, overhearing the remark, asked the farmer, “Does each rooster service the same hen each time?”

“No,” replied the farmer, “there are many hens for each rooster.”

“Perhaps you could point that out to Mrs. Coolidge,” replied the President.

😉

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In Mayflower Madam, it said that many tricks were suspected of self-pleasuring prior to an escort’s visit, as a means of prolonging the fun.

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I had a friend … who actually jerked off DURING a date.

You have to give us more details. Come on, we don’t know the guy. This is the funniest thing I’ve heard all week.

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Rapist Rob was a friend of mine who we theorized learned about dating and sex from watching too much porn his whole life to the point he thought porn was reality. He’d then try the stuff in the movies on dates and get himself in trouble. One time he was on a date and they were watching TV at home together on the couch, he felt it was beginning to get stale, she gets up to go to the bathroom, he uses the opportunity to “surprise” her and whip it out and be whacking it by the time she gets back in the room. Mind you up until this point there was no kissing or anything yet. She comes in and is greeted by this site and starts screaming bloody murder. Funny thing is when Rapist Rob told us the story later he honestly couldn’t understand what the big deal was.

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“You may not believe it, but you will not be as horny as you age. You may get intensely horny for sex ONCE a day, but long sessions are much more of a chore than a pleasure. I wish this weren’t so”

There’s an easy solution to that problem: Don’t fuck women your age. A young hottie will keep your cock wanting more.

“I had a friend, who we nicknamed behind his back Rapist Rob (not a literal rapist, just a little too overeager on dates) who actually jerked off DURING a date.”

I’ve done that. It works well with women who are giving token, “not on the first date” resistance. Don’t underestimate how turned on women get by the sight of a throbbing cock in front of their face.

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Anon1, understood, but this was still the middle of the 1st date, getting-to-know-you stage. Nothing even got sexual yet. I don’t even think he received any “signals” from his date.

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In the name of impressive orgasmic flow, I say save it up. Just one girl’s opinion.

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This is so fucking true. I wonder how many men actually put thought into this, and at what age, and don’t even talk about it. Great idea for a post.

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This is a very good post. Also, I run into it at the right time. I am 42 and I would jerk it every 2 hours if time permitted, but every 6 hrs is the norm for me. So last week I tried to fast for a week, believe me when I tell you this folks, on the 3rd night I literally became like a wailing goat. I was so horny that night I was groaning for about 2 hrs before sleep took me away. I was acting like this… http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3519/4081717878_a470acf1fb_o.jpg

But anyway, forget lasting a week, had to make a craigslist call very early the following morning.

yes indeed, to be charged up is a wonderful motivation but, not sure how to go about doing that. A horny mofo like me has no option but to hit it or else I would come off extremely needy.

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I find no obstacle in jerkin off before a date and getting laid.

jerkin off before a date leads to increased stamina while f*cking

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After seven days, levels dropped off again. So according to this the best recharge time would be around 6 to 7 days for an average male.

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Right before I�m about to nut I stick the tip in her butt and finish off by jerking myself off into her ass

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I love jerking off a guy….and if he is nice I let him cum on my big tits.

I enjoy penis that much that this is what I do for a living.

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lmao, that’s great advice!

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Took me time for it to read most of the comments, but I in fact love your article. It proved to be very useful to me and I am sure to all the commenters here! It’s usually nice when you can not only be wel informed, as well as engaged! I believe you had joy writing this short article.

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I’ve been looking for something like this for a while now. Thanks!

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Indeed a very interesting blog. Read a pleasure. Cognitive information that is very good.

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It’s a tough one,….I mean jerking off before a date or going out is a great idea cos if you pick up then you should last longer, which is awesome, but then it could be embarrassing when she sees your lack of cum?

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good thread. I trade fx and stocks all night dfrom Australia. Sometimes its quiet and I can wank 4-5 times a night. It definitely reduces libido toward a real fuck though. But I cover my ass by telling my girl that I am just too tired from working all nmight. She would NOT be amused to know that I was pulling porridge 5 times a night (just me and my MILF porn!)

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j off makes you more horny, not less.

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It works both ways. Some nights out you don’t want to be bothered with game, and emptying the resevoir with a functional, as opposed to recreational, wank in the shower before going out prepares you both physically and mentally to tell any mouthy sluts that pester you that evening to go suck on some other guy’s cock.