Jerking Off With Your Other Hand

Previously: Video prelude to this post

Have you noticed that when you jerk off with your other hand, it feels like someone else is doing it?

When I was younger, I used to jerk off with my other hand so it would seem like an alien was abducting me. It was all fun and games until my mom caught me. I should not have told her the truth.

If women knew how to please me, I would not have to jerk off with my other hand.

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Anonymous
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fucking ceiling cat. he somehow manages to show up every time i jerk off.

Sudamericana
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let’s see if it reaches the 500 comments you predicted… this is my humble contribution

roissy
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ceiling cat is jerking off to you masturbating.

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evh
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What a great blog post. Much better than your usual Friday material.

Sometimes I wonder how you do it. You should make an instructional video…

shadi
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great visual to go with my morning coffee. thanks.

*vomit*

T.
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If you really want to weird yourself out, use your feet.

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😉

Peter North
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I will give you an even better advice. Try sitting on your hand for a while to make it numb, then jerk off, in this way you can do it with your regular hand and it will still feel like somebody else is doing it.
And, if you are really adventurous and massive down there (like me), you can try sitting on your hand AND on your one-eyed snake at the same time and then jerk off, in this way it will feel like smb else is giving smb else a handjob.
You are welcome.

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This is such an awesome post that there’s nothing I can add to it. Wait, yes there is. I think it’s good if we can all identify the ‘ceiling cat’ in our lives. So deep.

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virgle kent
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Wait!!!!!!

So what you’re telling me is that not every guy uses his other hand to put two fingers in his ass crack while jerking off with his other hand?

That’s not normal?!?

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I love the intensity in ceiling cat’s eyes. “That’s right…do it just like that…that’s it…now faster…”

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So this is how the blog is written ha? Nice work, def on your way to 500……

PS. My mom caught me in the act one time…..I pretended that the dick in my hand wasnt what she thought it was……..very embarassing, I didn’t get out of my room for 3 months.

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I have to admit, I’ve never successfully managed to jerk off with my other hand. I often try, but then end up switching back to old righty after a few unsuccessful minutes.

Sherwin
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Hahahahahaahhh

I don’t think anyone gets it… go back and watch the video from his last post… this is hilarious

Matt Savage
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I’ve tried it before but my right hand gets jealous, so I have to put that hand behind my back…

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Naked Twister, anyone?

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@Peter: I think they call that ‘the stranger’ …lol

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You should try using your other hand to masturbate and then try putting your index finger (from your usual hand) in your ass. 🙂 Then it would really feel like an alien abduction.

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dude is that pPeter North the pornstar?

ListenToLeon
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This shit is hilarious!

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Depending on how you look at ceiling cat. The picture might be that wall cat… Wall cat could be looking up at you

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whoa, dude, whoa. that’s blowing my mind.

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Nah, the stranger is when you sit on your hand so it gets numb. Then you masturbate. I find it works a lot better and its easier to coordinate.

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Isn’t that called the clumsy stranger? Assuming one isn’t ambidextrous.

Mike Paahana
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we try this at work but no feel good was even better when my friend hoo drive truck with me ended up jerking me off

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Ahhh The Sleeper, as its known to the depraved and deprived… Put your arn under the toilet seat and sit on it for a few minutes… The key is to avoid numbness that could harm you permanantly

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you know i tried sitting on my hand and chocking the chicken, my hand was completly numb, but heres the problem, it was like it was just a head hand like a clumsy, floppy, cold, hand…

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The blogger vid was genius