Kissing Makes Me Drowsy

Not long ago I posted about getting approached by girls and gave an example of a girl who complimented me. A friend of mine wanted the whole story with juicy details so here it is.

One of my first night’s out back in DC, I go out with three Russian guys to Tattoo, a “hip” bar that seems to be hit or miss depending on the night but definitely hit when it comes to your wallet. We were standing in a circle of power when a girl came up to us and asked if we were Greek. Eventually she started talking about my luxurious long hair and how I had Greek features.

I like meeting Greek girls because I’m half-Turkish, and the Greeks and Turks aren’t the best of friends. I tell them that if my mom knew I was taking to them she’d kill me. Actually my mom has a lot of Greek friends and wouldn’t care, but I like saying it.

jail.jpgThe conversation was going very well for the first ten minutes, with some light touching. But then a guy in her group bought her and her friends a drink. She turned around to get the drink and didn’t turn back. When a girl gives me the back, I don’t wait for more than five seconds. I turned around and continued hanging out with my friends. We reformed the circle.

Twenty minutes later she came up to me and asked why I stopped talking to her. I said, “You turned around and you didn’t look back, so I thought our conversation was over.” We continued talking and I eventually “broke up” with her because of some random reason. Then she said, “Umm, I kinda have a boyfriend.”

:rolleyes:

I asked her if she was happy and she said yes. Looking back that was a very stupid question to ask because if she was ready to say no then she wouldn’t have even brought it up in the first place. But I was lazy and wanted to find out quickly if I should continue or not. Then I half-joked, “Yeah ’cause if I was a girl and happy with my guy I’d definitely talk to other guys that I’m attracted to.” Eventually she went to the bathroom. It’s at this time I noticed her friends watching me very very carefully, and I imagined how much farther I would be if her friends weren’t around.

I re-approach her some time later. Her friends were spying and I didn’t want to get cockblocked so I was more focused with being the fun, cool guy instead of trying to get somewhere, but she was really touchy-feely. I needed to isolate her. Half thinking out loud, I said, “How about you come with me to the dark corner over there?”

“Okay.”

Without hesitation, I grabbed her hand, led her to the bathroom hallway, and we started going at it. We were doing that for about five minutes, but then I noticed she stopped kissing me. You know how when you kiss for a while it puts you in that relaxed, drowsy state? My eyes were still closed and my lips were searching for hers. I open my eyes slowly and see her right next to one of her friends, who’s holding her arm. The friend looks at me and yells, “BUT SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND.” In no mental state for a good comeback, I smiled and said “Huh?” before wiping my mouth.

Her friends wouldn’t let her out of their sight after that, and I they actually snarled at me a couple times. I managed to get her phone number but with the boyfriend cloud, friends who I’m sure destroyed me, and the fact she was leaving town for a week, I knew my odds weren’t so good.

Most phone numbers go nowhere so it’s important to always push for the one night stand. It doesn’t matter how much she is into you, but if you don’t capitalize on that hot moment then it may pass forever. I didn’t have a chance with the cockblock A-team.

We’ve talked a few times but I haven’t been able to get her out since. It would have been a Greek flag.

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Anonymous
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These situations are a waste of time. Usually, my response is, “oh cool… cause I have a girlfriend too.” Then I go about my business. They come back soon enough.

Lemmonex
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Wait, why is it your responsibility to preserve the sanctity of her relationship? The cock blocks should have been annoyed with her, not you.

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Two points:
1. If you say “oh cool… cause I have a girlfriend too”, that will stick in her head, and probably give you the “creepy guy” title. (that’s a hard one to shake with most women)
2. I agree completely with Lemmonex. It’s not your fault she’s stepping out on her man. If it’s not you,.. it will be with someone else!

I secured a greek flag back in the day. Good times, my friend, haha

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“cockblock A-team” made me laugh out loud. Good post.

Steve Lurkel
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this just underscores the need for VK’s STOP BLOCKING movement to catch fire.

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cockblocking A-team… fantastic

virgle kent
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STOP BLOCKING IN 08 the saga continues Wu-tang!!!

T.
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I’m convinced blockers serve an important function in the dating ecosystem, similar to sharks, scavengers, etc. I just don’t know what it is yet.

T.’s last blog post: The Compliance Recipe, Part 2: Believable Authority and Earn-Reward.

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“If you have a problem (a boyfriend and can’t keep your sticky paws off of long-haired half-Turks), and no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team (of cock-blocking).

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/484499/the_a_team_intro/

Seduction Chronicles
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I’ve never really gotten tired while kissing. Hmm… I’ll look out for it though R.

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if my friend has a bf but wanted to make out with someone else, i just let it happen. if they didn’t really want to, they wouldn’t on their own.

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I ALWAYS push for the one night stand (hopefully to turn into recurring stands). Why waste time? At this point in my life, I’m simply not interested in committing a much effort into “dating” the vast majority of women I meet (too busy with my own stuff).

Of course if a woman was just spectacular in all facets (e.g. looks, brains, career, etc), I’d be an idiot not to reconsider. This is virtually never the case though.

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Greek is a good flag to have — nabbed one myself.

Honestly though, I don’t think I could go back to a nightclub in the US. Here in Miami (at the moment), and as soon as I get within earshot of an American girl I cringe at the “oh my god! whatever!” squeal that laces their conversations.

Thank the lord for Latinas, where I don’t have to translate the gibberish if I don’t want to. This is the downfall of your native tongue, you’re forced to actually hear and understand what people are saying.

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I like saying my grandfather is from Lesbos.

Dumbass
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It aint yo problem that bitch was cheating. Just another worthless slut. Are ANY girls faithful? Committing to a girl is worthless.

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That’s true – if you don’t close the deal on the same night – you might as well forget about it – and Normally cock-blocker are the ugly chicks – next time Make sure you bring a bunch of friends and One of your friend should take one for the team – talk to the Ugly chic.