For the past year I have been looking for a desk that serves my unique needs:
1. Multi-purpose functioning that uses innovative technology.
2. Saves valuable space in my child-sized townhouse bedroom.
3. Allows me to masturbate on my bed without squinting at the far-away porn action on my computer monitor.
My needs have been met with the Ergopod 500 Workstation, which I have just purchased.
Simulated photo of me in my new Ergopod
Please pray for me that the cloth strap doesn’t break and send my 19-inch CRT monitor crashing on my testicles.
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