I would like to bring to your attention a horrifying new ailment that is infecting Western women who frequent Reddit, Tumblr, Buzzfeed, and Jezebel. Its epidemiology, amazingly, suggests a causative agent that is primarily ideological instead of organic. It may be the first disease discovered where holding a specific collection of beliefs leads to a diseased condition that leaves patients in a nearly identical deformed physical state.

The disease was first noted in professional typist Lindy West, who is believed to be patient zero. After a set of beliefs infected her brain through an indoctrination mechanism not yet fully understood by the world’s preeminent scientists, the disease took charge to destroy her physical appearance into something unhuman and beast-like. Small children instinctively shy away from her in a way that limp-wristed vegetarian males don’t, suggesting that young humans possess heighten sensory perception to Lindy West Disease.

Here is a photo of Lindy West before she was infected with the disease:

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Here is a photo after only three months of infection:

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The first universal symptom is a spontaneous hair color change to a neon purple, red, or orange, usually coinciding with an instinctual decision to get a bowl haircut. Large, obnoxious glasses are often added within one month of infection. It is thought that the infective agent brightens the patient’s hair color to draw attention to her, allowing easy transmission of disease-causing ideas to healthy subjects.

Here is Lindy West with full blown disease (late-stage infection):

lindywest3

The disease has fully ravaged her body and caused a massive gain in weight that leaves her in such a weakened, malnourished state that her scalp no longer produces neon-colored molecules. The frames of her glasses have gained thickness at a shocking rate. A common behavioral symptom is that her maw only gravitates to unhealthy foodstuff that is completely void of healthy vitamins and minerals. Sadly, diabetes and heart disease is a common result of long-term infection.

After conferencing with doctors in Toronto and San Francisco, two cities where Lindy West Disease is most severe, I have identified a fantastical belief system that is highly correlated to disease. If a female states she “strongly agrees” to at least four of the following six statements, which are nearly universally embraced on the Tumblr web site, she is certain to contract Lindy West Disease.

  • There is an active rape culture in America that makes its universities more dangerous to women than a South African slum.
  • There is a worldwide conspiracy by men to force women to stay home and cook healthy and hearty meals for the families they love.
  • Homosexual and transsexual lifestyles offer undeniably powerful advantages over heterosexual lifestyles.
  • There is absolutely nothing wrong if a woman experiments with 100 different penises before marriage.
  • It’s possible to be morbidly obese but still healthy as a racehorse in its prime.
  • “I’m deathly afraid of being a mother and how it would limit my consumer freedom.”

Here are some additional patients who have contracted Lindy West Disease:

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lwd2 lwd3

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And here is infection by a particularly virulent strain:

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Somehow, believing in mere ideas can give rise to a replicable disease particle that can transmutate your physical appearance into the frightening results you see above. Since the ideas that lead to Lindy West Disease are growing within the Western world, we can make two firm conclusions: (1) infection may go logarithmic, mirroring bacterial reproduction in laboratory settings, and (2) Western culture and ideology has de-evolved to such an extent that merely living in a Western nation and communicating with others can lead to physical disease.

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Lindy West Disease is a tragic affliction that turns a natural woman into a horrifying hambeast. Sadly, there is no medicinal cure, but possible treatment options have been discussed in the clinics I visited. They include removing the patient’s access to Tumblr, Jezebel, xoJane, and Reddit while also completely controlling the patient’s diet to prevent five or more daily instances of self-feeding.

For the best interests of the patient, I recommend full institution to prevent the self-harm that includes cutting her hair, applying piercings in random locations on her face, and voluntarily paying for permanent tattoos that look like a small child drew on her. I’m not sure if the community is ready to implement such a drastic step to save women infected with Lindy West Disease, but unless we do something now, the disease will continue to spread at such a rate that the only option left to prevent a worldwide plague is to to establish colonies where the infected can be shuttled off to and left to fend for themselves. I would not object to that option.

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135 Comments

  1. ME May 29, 2015 at 1:59 pm

    LOL, okay that was rather funny. Well done.

    Apparently there is a game show in Britain called snog something or other, where they reverse make over some of these girls. I obsessively watched it on you tube the other day because the results were so dramatic. Remove the piercings, the hair, etc, and there were some beautiful women hiding underneath it all. They may still have been heavy, but heavy looks a lot more pleasant in a tailored black dress than it does in torn fishnets and combat boots.

    1. spicynujac June 1, 2015 at 7:27 pm

      Is it Snog, Marry, Avoid? (just searched youtube)

      1. spicynujac June 1, 2015 at 7:52 pm

        Wow. I can’t believe this is airing in the west.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YX_ZVdnZ5Y
        A Lindy West infected patient is brought to this HAL-like computer called Pod, which brutally judges her (the girl below was called trashy, and “there’s nothing fun like looking like a strand of candy floss”).
        Then, men are asked would they be most likely to
        Snog (kiss)
        Marry
        Avoid
        and the guys behave as we would expect them to.
        Then she is given a makeunder (really just put her in regular clothes and remove as much shit as possible) and the girl almost starts crying and then she is given the same test above and several guys consider her marriage material.
        This should be required programming in all public schools!!!!

      2. Clark Kent June 2, 2015 at 2:47 pm

        Am I the only one who thinks she looks more fun to fuck before the MakeUnder?
        She’s not exactly a 10.

      3. NewToRoK August 8, 2015 at 1:23 pm

        at least her hair was longer

      4. akulkis August 17, 2015 at 10:36 pm

        Only if you think fun means risking a Hepatitis C infection.

      5. bolzo February 23, 2016 at 10:17 am

        No! She looks vastly better in the original get up. Looks like a slut who would be fun to party with, afterwards she looks dowdy and ridiculous. Doesn’t matter how nice she dresses with those horrible arm tattoos on display.

        She’s clearly not relationship material, for a man with even a modicum of taste, so the trashy outfit and caked on make up worked perfectly, with the cheap ink, to give her that hot drunken club lay vibe, which is her station in her life. Also hid her plain face nicely.

        One just needed to double bag it!

      6. Dirk Diggler March 4, 2016 at 9:11 pm

        I agree with you.

      7. sidray April 14, 2016 at 10:52 am

        I’m with you, Clark. However, I am a punk myself so my standards are different. That plus I know the difference between sex with a modest girl and sex with a punk slut.

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      9. cinnamon June 6, 2015 at 5:17 pm

        The U.S. has a version now called “Love, Lust, or Run” with former What Not To Wear host.

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      1. spicynujac June 3, 2015 at 9:55 am

        How have we gone from slut shaming to this in just a few short decades? And what will civilization look like in a few more decades? This is the primary reason I don’t reproduce.

      2. mclovin89 June 3, 2015 at 8:34 pm

        then the feminists and jews win

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  2. elmer June 1, 2015 at 9:26 am

    It’s the horn-rimmed glasses that infuriate, as if they are trying to look like my dad when he was an analyst at Encorpera in 1963.

  3. X-FilesSuperFan June 1, 2015 at 9:35 am

    But why does Lindy West disease propagate? Because men actually marry these women. The mild cases I know personally are all married…with children…the male children being slowly turned into homosexuals. I can’t explain it…but some things aren’t meant to be explained…

    1. Titan000 June 1, 2015 at 10:42 am

      It looks like certain male lines will be culled.

    2. LindyWestSucks June 2, 2015 at 3:50 pm

      LOL if you think one can turn heterosexual children into homosexuals or vice versa. The mind isn’t a blank slate.

    3. Neocrummer June 4, 2015 at 1:22 am

      Men are too desperate for sex not only because of their thirst but because of the status of being a “lady’s man.”

      Plenty of guys admit to their inability to pass math classes, bench their own weight, set/complete goals, etc but only your closest friends will admit to their inability to attract women.

    4. Ryu Hayabusa June 7, 2015 at 2:02 pm

      Yes it really is the men’s fault in these cases. If men did not cosign on this behavior and still fuck/marry these women, then the infection could have been stopped in the 90’s.

      1. akulkis August 17, 2015 at 10:32 pm

        100% True. It’s the desperate retards who promote this. If guys would just QUARANTINE these hags, the whole movement would die in a month.

      2. Shmalkandik August 21, 2015 at 2:11 am

        That would require self control and an aspirations towards the higher things offered by classical (pre WW1) CULTURE. This two habits are sadly and increasingly absent from the American male population.

    5. tdrag April 5, 2016 at 10:48 am

      The coming Muslim takeover of the West will cure this and many more diseases. The object is to avoid becoming collateral damage.

  4. SiliconNooB June 1, 2015 at 9:52 am

    Kek.

  5. YosarriansRight June 1, 2015 at 9:54 am

    Henceforth, it shall be known as: “Infectius fatbitchios”.

  6. Chris Adams June 1, 2015 at 9:56 am

    I lol-ed hard throughout.

  7. Dutch_pride June 1, 2015 at 10:57 am

    Sadly, there is no medicinal cure, but possible treatment options have been discussed in the clinics I visited.

    1. 66Scorpio June 1, 2015 at 6:34 pm

      But those have some weighty side effects.

      1. Alvin Tan June 1, 2015 at 10:54 pm

        More like fatal long term side effects

      2. Jones June 5, 2015 at 7:30 pm

        Indeed, we have yet to come to terms with the enormity of this situation …

  8. Zuikurkler Yamizangthang June 1, 2015 at 11:01 am

    wow what a stark contrast. I mean the before and after photos look like two different people. It’s surreal how a lifestyle change, diet change, and even mentality change can really change physical appearance 180 degree.

    1. Tom Dane June 1, 2015 at 11:15 am

      It is not the same people :). A before and after picture of Lindy West would be more like a “Before” and a “WAY before” picture.

    2. martinho June 1, 2015 at 11:29 am

      I hope you’re joking. The girl in the before picture is Megan Fox.

  9. jbird669 June 1, 2015 at 11:33 am

    Effin’ hilarious!

  10. advancedatheist June 1, 2015 at 11:47 am

    Haven’t these broads gotten the memo from Michelle Obama about how obesity has become a public health crisis, and that they need to slim down to set a good example for little girls?

    1. Vegard Johansen June 1, 2015 at 2:49 pm

      Maybe she should tell her husband to stop subsidizing the sugar and high- fructose corn syrup industry then, that beeing the primary cause of obesity in the US. (Cheap sugar-water)

    2. The12thUnknownMan August 23, 2015 at 10:46 pm

      “Everybody knows Mitchelle Obama is a tranny and Barry is gay” – Joan Rivers shortly before her tragic death.

  11. TurnThePaige June 1, 2015 at 12:02 pm

    The pissed off, I do not like woman (except for sex) world, has so much truth in it. Guys do tend to have good reasons for being angry. And so do woman by the way. That makes me wonder what the hell ever happened to Lindy Wes? I just went and read some of her writings. She is bitter, ugly, just plan bad news. None of it is caused by her being fat. Her growing ugly, one candy bar at a time, is a real refection of what she really is, Ugly. I believe that efforts to ugly yourself up, just might be a bit of honestly leaking out.

    1. Katherine McChesney April 25, 2016 at 9:16 am

      You sound like a wanker…a non-entity who only sees women as sex objects. Truth be told, you probably couldn’t get a date if your life depended on it. You are far uglier than West.

      1. Rudi July 23, 2016 at 9:24 pm

        I just wanted to say thank you for showing some true colours to all of the people who come by.

  12. MajorStyles June 1, 2015 at 12:03 pm

    I just bumped into a woman who I knew 25 years ago. At that time, she was five years old (I was about 20). She was the most beautiful, little girl: sweet, full of life and laughter, beautiful blond hair. An absolute angel.

    Fast forward two decades…

    Today she has dyed hair, writes a blog that complains about men and “rape culture,” hates being around children, and is overweight. She is also estranged from her parents who, although divorced, are good people who love her.

    When I saw her, after all those years, I almost shed a tear. It was like the beautiful angel I knew was replaced by a demonic monster – like Linda Blair in “The Exorcist.” All the sweetness was gone. It was just bitterness, resentment and anger: Lindy West disease, to be sure.

    It just reminded me that it takes more than milk and clean diapers to raise a person. If you do not provide them with a solid ideology, or a road map of some sort, then they will seek it elsewhere. And today, for most people in the West, that means that they will be influenced by those who have little to no interest in their long-term happiness.

    1. fokkertism June 1, 2015 at 6:26 pm

      It’s really sad what happened to her. If I ever have children, I will do my best to make sure they don’t fall victim to the Left.

  13. Conrad Stonebanks June 1, 2015 at 12:14 pm

    It’s the Lindy West memetic virus. Its male counterpart is characterized by the hipster beard, low testosterone, skinny-fat body type, chicken legs, and a general hatred of the masculine.

    Other examples of memetic viruses are i. leftism (inoculation by reality may provide a good immunity), ii. homosexuality, iii. Islam (particularly virulent).

    1. halfasian June 3, 2015 at 4:01 am

      Whatever you think of Islam, from the Red Pill/Neomasculinity perspective, they sure know how to keep their women in line.

  14. PrepZ June 1, 2015 at 12:18 pm

    Now men are in great danger of Lindsey West Post Traumatic Syndrome – LWPTSD. This is a serious condition affecting a man’s well being that stems from the knowledge that he once banged a girl that looked like the earlier Lindsey West, only to find out sometime later that she contracted LW disease and now looks like the later version.

    The classic symptoms of LWPTSD (shame, doubt, confusion and profound regret) are compounded should the afflicted male have broadcast the triumph of his earlier conquest his friends and companions.

    1. Robert What? June 1, 2015 at 9:36 pm

      You think that’s bad? Imagine waking up in the morning and realize you are married to The Thing.

  15. mclovin89 June 1, 2015 at 12:51 pm

    Its gonna be a shitstorm from jezebel

    on other news, The Lindy West disease looks like is affecting Turkeys politics which are run by gays and feminazis pandering to poor kurds….The diseases mutates rapidly and even conservative nations and legit causes like nationalism isnt safe.

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32950750

  16. CryptoReporter June 1, 2015 at 1:13 pm

    This is what happens when you give up on yourself.

    Was walking out of a grocery store here in Los Angeles yesterday with my European wife and all the women in front of us in line had huge asses. WHY? Rich, poor, white, black, young, old… it doesnt seem to matter. Its like they just absolutely gave up. Why do MEN accept it? I told my wife if she ever gives up like that, we’re finished. I expect her to dress nice, keep in shape, dont abuse her body with (too much) alcohol, etc. If I wanted a slob I would have married a slob. Theres far too many nice looking women for me to stay in any relationship if the other half “gives up”.

    1. doramin September 26, 2015 at 11:32 pm

      I think it’s either they get married or they give up on ever finding a husband.

  17. CryptoReporter June 1, 2015 at 1:34 pm

    I think its becoming common now for these obese women to get some sort of diagnosis from a doctor to justify their fat situation. This way if you make a comment, they spew their “doctors note” onto you claiming its not their fault.

    1. Ahsan June 1, 2015 at 6:44 pm

      That’s because everyone, even the doctors are bending over themselves to be extra liberal, lest they fall prey to the fury of the leftists. Men, in particular are more likely to do so, because they know that they are not entitled to a pussy pass, and will be judged more harshly.

  18. Taco Idol June 1, 2015 at 2:30 pm

    Everytime I see fat chicks in photos or in person I gag because I know the gash has got to be smelling like a garbage barge surrounded by hipster seagulls.

    1. ozbondagelover July 12, 2015 at 11:36 pm

      I wouldn’t even go within 5 miles of that creature, so fortunately will never know how bad her parts smell.

  19. ce9999 June 1, 2015 at 3:31 pm

    Are my eyes deceiving me or, in that topmost shot (with the purple hair), does she not have a secondary, smaller armlike appendage growing backwards from her left elbow, which appears to be pointing (or possibly flipping the bird) at the camera? How bizarre.

  20. Ghost Tiger June 1, 2015 at 3:36 pm

    Absolutely brilliant. You have the makings of an outstanding stand-up comedy routine here. Hilarious.

  21. Davi504 June 1, 2015 at 4:01 pm

    ““I’m deathly afraid of being a mother and how it would limit my consumer freedom.”
    This stood out to me. I have a seven year old brother and I love him dearly but he causes a lot of strain and he isn’t even mine. I just don’t see myself wanting a kid. I don’t understand why women are still criticized for it. Even men say children are sometimes not worth it.

    1. halfasian June 3, 2015 at 4:04 am

      > he isn’t even mine

      You share 50% of your genetic material with your siblings on average (more or less depending on luck). With your offspring it’s 50% as well, but guaranteed (no averaging needed). Not that far off.

      1. Davi504 June 6, 2015 at 2:39 pm

        He’s my half-brother. The point I was making is that I am not responsible for him. Our mother is

      2. The12thUnknownMan August 23, 2015 at 10:51 pm

        Maybe if you learned to be responsible for someone you’d know how rewarding doing right can be.

      3. Rudi July 23, 2016 at 9:34 pm

        Correct, he’s your moms, not yours and not really part of any legit family. You simply recognize that your mom did some selfish shit and here we all are.

    2. Rudi July 23, 2016 at 9:33 pm

      I don’t think that anyone really has he right to criticize someone for that. I would suggest that we all recognize no other reason for being in a committed relationship with a woman however.

  22. NotCanadian June 1, 2015 at 5:22 pm

    1. Y’all fail to see the main reason for all this happening, folks. And the reason is…. NORTH AMERICAN MALES! Don’t blame nobody but THEM for the Lindy West disease. It’s them who’ve allowed all this to happen, it’s them who’ve tolerated and accepted political correctness, affirmative action, quota hiring and all other mainstream media and propaganda bullshit! Males who dare to stand up and be counted and to object the current state of things are very few and far between! If all males were rejecting the ideology of “Lindy West” then she would’ve no choice but to change and adjust her looks and her thoughts!

    Male sheeple have succumbed to the mainstream propaganda and accepted all the modern “values” including Lindy West and other BS. They actually tend to like them somehow.

    2. http://www.rooshv.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/lwd4-1024×682.jpg
    This photo is the perfect example of what I’ve just written above. A chubby North American male with NO style whatsoever goes hand to hand with an ugly North American morbidly obese whale of a female “decorated” with tats and “pregnant with fat” and they BOTH seem to ENJOY IT!!!! What other facts do y’all need, folks? It’s COOL to be stupid and ugly in North America these days!! COOL! it’s a fashion trend! Anyone who dares to differ, to have an own opinion, to stand up and be counted and to lead by example is an automatic “enemy of the state” an a loser!
    3. Lindy West disease is spreading eastward. I’ve recently noticed a lot of Russian and Ukrainian females dressing, acting and thinking exactly like Lindy west does.

    1. Ryan June 1, 2015 at 5:41 pm

      Agreed. More men need to take this advice:

      “The emasculation of men in the West is proceeding at such a rapid clip that it may be time to move past indiscriminate banging to sexually punishing women who vote for politicians that push laws and policies which make men second-class citizens. We only have ourselves to blame if we persist in the hypocritical behavior of lamenting the destruction of men while giving orgasms to the very women who are pushing it along. Our penis must take a backseat to our principles.”

      http://www.rooshv.com/do-not-have-sex-with-feminists

      1. NotCanadian June 1, 2015 at 5:48 pm

        It ain’t about punishment. It’s all about men being men and not some genderless pussified creatures who willingly accept all the bullshit coming from the mainstream media and politically correct propaganda. Men has to be able to stand their own grounds, to have own opinions and enough facts to back them up with, to dare to stand up and be counted and to lead by example! All the above mentioned has to come together with good personal hygiene, style and looks! Males should never stop improving themselves in all aspects possible! it ain’t about penis, it’s about males being males in LIFE!

    2. Ahsan June 1, 2015 at 6:47 pm

      Yes. If men had stood up to the leftists in the past, the western culture would not be so degenerate today. Those men failed, and now we have a multitude of brainwashed men, who just don’t realize that they need to stand up to the liberals.

      1. NotCanadian June 2, 2015 at 5:25 pm

        Liberals? Do not blame or portray just the liberals as the ultimate evil. The system of values of the society is the one to blame.
        Modern North American/Western society desperately needs sheeple, robots, slaves and puppets who’ll gladly obey any order given by the Master (mainstream media, propaganda machine, governmental organizations etc.)
        Sheeple ain’t supposed to think or have their own opinion! They HAVE TO act just like the mainstream media are telling them to and think accordingly to the propaganda brainwashing.

    3. Morty June 2, 2015 at 8:50 pm

      Cant forget the thought bubbles for that photo.
      Him: Sure I’m settling a bit but I love her and it’s going to be us against the world!
      Her: Hmm, I bet I could do better.

      1. NotCanadian June 3, 2015 at 3:43 am

        And THAT’S exactly where the problem is!! North American males are ready and willing to settle for the lowest of the low just to have that ever elusive access to a female pussy!!! And it doesn’t matter if that pussy belongs to a whale of a woman who’s 100 lbs overweight and has a shitty attitude.
        Desperate and sex hungry North American males are the problem! They’ve made all this possible by lowering their standards below the threshold and accepting anything just to have a remote chance to get a date (ain’t even talking about having sex here).

  23. Pantheon Dweller June 1, 2015 at 6:01 pm

    The second “additional patient”… what a pity !

    And that’s only in 5 years, how can anyone let herself go downhill at that pace?

  24. 66Scorpio June 1, 2015 at 6:33 pm

    We need to develop some retro-viral memetic therapy to confront this.

  25. 66Scorpio June 1, 2015 at 6:40 pm

    One of my favorite TV shows is Criminal Minds. I can’t decide if my least favorite character is (Lindy West-ish) Garcia or (alpha bitch) Blake.

  26. tropicalhotdognight June 1, 2015 at 7:09 pm

    Is that first picture actually Lindy West? If so, tragic… but not entirely surprising. I am acquainted with an obese, obnoxious denizen of Jezebel who in her Facebook pictures from just a few years ago appears genuinely pretty and normal-sized (and she is still relatively young so it’s not middle-aged weight gain; it’s psychologically based).
    I also recently went on an online date with a fat five who was a hard eight in an OkCupid bikini pic from a couple years ago. Her attitude corresponded to her current level of attractiveness.
    It’s like there is a war on femininity and female attractiveness going on in the States.

    1. OrthodoxChristian June 2, 2015 at 11:26 am

      “It’s like there is a war on femininity and female attractiveness going on in the States.”

      There’s a war on everything good in USA (Mystery Babylon) and her client states, she’s becoming the complete evil opposite of Byzantine/Russian civilization. Russia, which is becoming more Christian and cracking down on homosexuality, can produce a girl who looks like this:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwI6LOXPjuY

      Benches 232 pounds X 4:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQe2h_N2WhA

      Shoots AKs:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67_6Q4G6kBs

      And can cook:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT0NaIGsHXw

      1. tsotha June 2, 2015 at 11:25 pm

        Can’t say much for her weightlifting form, but I’d marry her.

  27. Genie June 1, 2015 at 7:26 pm

    That was funny. I’ve never had positive experiences with hard core feminists, as I’ve seen some judge other woman for doing things that they consider oppressive, like shave their pits and wear lip gloss.

  28. Rick Moser June 1, 2015 at 8:38 pm

    “paying for permanent tattoos that look like a small child drew on her” haha like kids drawings pinned to the fridge

  29. aussie June 1, 2015 at 9:34 pm

    Read it with the crocodile hunters voice lololol

  30. Reason And Believing June 1, 2015 at 10:57 pm

    Jeez. I was laughing but then realized that unlike other diseases, fire doesn’t kill this one.

  31. Ryan Lewis June 2, 2015 at 12:30 am

    bravo roosh. great work

  32. ricklomar June 2, 2015 at 2:46 am

    How in the world do you go from looking like Megan Fox to Meghan Trainor?

  33. Tim Patten June 2, 2015 at 9:42 am

    Emotional problems evidently are responsible for obese women. Women’s studies must teach women how to break through their emotional barriers. Being taught to hate men who own the world only creates more emotional problems.

  34. Ninja man June 2, 2015 at 9:49 am

    If neomasculinity turned me into a colourful land whale, I’d have nothing to do with it whatsoever. So what the duck are women thinking when this self harm/mutulisation takes place? What’s on their minds maan?

    1. Ninja man June 2, 2015 at 9:50 am

      Didn’t read the point below, but I’m still not so sure…

  35. Tony Trucano June 2, 2015 at 1:18 pm

    Kelly Clarkston. Kelly Clarkston.

  36. Bados June 2, 2015 at 2:34 pm

    To quote David Bohm, “Information contributes to the qualities of substance.”

    Feminism is the informational equivalent of AIDs.

  37. eljeffster June 2, 2015 at 3:24 pm

    Thus was a pall cast upon the land, the SJWs, the
    degenerates, the carriers of the disease. It was a time of darkness. And hark, here waddles a great dark figure,
    and drags a pale horse behind it, crushed to death under its great weight, and the
    figure had a name- West.

    And the Lord looked down upon all peoples, and had great pity for them. The Lord gathered up all the West infected women and brought them together into one place. Then the Lord took out the great firmament, hard and swollen with the Lord’s power. It was this firmament that created the heavens and the earth and spurted out the great Milky Way.

    And the Lord prepared his rod, and for 40 days and 40 nights sweet ambrosia rained down like sweet white snow. It covered the West disease, and when it touched them it burned. Burned hotter than the greatest hellfires. It burned away the fat, the fake hair colors and the degenerate wicked thoughts of third wave feminism.

    And lo! rising from the splooge pits came thin, feminine, and submissive women, many had turned Asian. And they cried out their testimony, for they had been cured by the seed of the Lord, and their skin was so smooth- like Oil of O’lay.

    And strong masculine men came and took them up wives, for they had been cured. And the new wives were submissive to their husbands, and pleasured them, and through the return of the natural order, harmony returned, and peace and bounty came among them, and the Lord was pleased.

    1. tropicalhotdognight June 2, 2015 at 9:13 pm

      Nice prophecy, optimistic for a change.

    2. Gabriel June 17, 2016 at 6:55 am

      I absolutely loved your comment. I hope the mighty lord hear you out!

  38. ThristyRoosh June 2, 2015 at 3:55 pm

    Sure, there are problems with hyper-sexual culture (though it’s much better than hyper anti-sex Islamic cultures) but it all sounds very amusing coming from Roosh.

    “LOL degenerate fags and sluts!” – rooshv, while going to far-away countries to sleep with a different woman every other night. That’s as desperate and cheap as it gets.

  39. skillet June 3, 2015 at 5:49 am

    Good to start the morning with a good belly laugh. Great art and illustration work.

  40. Theodore June 3, 2015 at 3:06 pm

    The fat tatooed chick with bowl haircut is pretty much a standard in Montreal, it seems to be business acceptable as well. Dare I say we’re fucked ?

    1. VampireVlad June 4, 2015 at 6:35 pm

      i second that lol

  41. Theodore June 3, 2015 at 4:16 pm

    Lindy West disease is a standard where I live. Now if you remove the dyed hair and the nerdy binoculars you get 99% of soccer moms. f* depressing.

  42. M June 4, 2015 at 12:10 pm

    Why make this about women? In the US 70% of men and 58% of women are obese. The number of sexual partners seems to be higher for men too. I realise this is a blog for men, so your focus is obvious. But to the guys out there who want to find a non-slut unicorn: Most girls like that get very turned off by your double digit noches. Probably for the same reasons you don’t like sluts. Maybe its because I’m not American but I dont know anyone with more than 5-7 partners. And thats a high estimate. Having 20+ partners is just sad, no matter your gender.

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  44. Gromp June 6, 2015 at 7:01 am

    “You look like a before picture” has now become a compliment…but feminazis will still take offence probably. Such delusional folks.

  45. Terrance Kenallen June 7, 2015 at 8:41 pm

    Hahahaha!! I love it. Well it is a disease but it’s quite psychological. These women are simply extremely and particularly Lazy, Gluttonous, and Slothful. They are products of a consumerist, entitled society.

  46. Tim June 8, 2015 at 7:31 am

    Oh man. Roosh the man with the balls to say what we are thinking. Would it be possible to say blog such things and live inside a feminist country. Hmmm

  47. JuanPeron June 8, 2015 at 1:28 pm

    This past Saturday evening, my wife and I were having dinner outside, in Boston’s South End. At one point three woman were seated close to us. Probably all in their 20s. My wife commented, “My God. Look at that crew.” When I turned to look, my eyes nearly popped out of my head. One girl was made up exactly like Amy Winehouse, another had purple hair to match her boots, both had tats and piercings. The third was a dwarf. At which point, our waitress with the nose ring came by and overheard me say to my wife, “Jesus, they look like a Fellini movie”. Afterward, I said I think the waitress heard me; to which my wife responded, “Don’t worry she probably has no idea who Federico Fellini is.” Just had to share…..

    1. bolzo February 23, 2016 at 10:04 am

      Sounds like something out of a comedy sketch or nightmare!

      Standards have slipped so much in only a generation. Over 50% of US millennials have tattoos, non ear piercings and or have dyed their hair a unnatural colour. Add in the obesity epidemic, 40% of females in some US metro areas, the tidal wave of low IQ third world immigration, the below replacement birth rates all backed up by a completely degenerate Jewifed culture and western society is in seemingly terminal decline.

      Servers with body mods is a real bugbear. It makes the joint look so cheap and unprofessional. It’s annoying, but just about tolerable in ‘Spoons or a betting shop, but in a notionally classy place it’s horrible. Was served by a women with a bull ring in a supposedly upmarket joint recently and by some women with massive plugs and covered in facial piercings + tattoos in a pretty old school traditional pub. If I wasn’t in large groups would have walked out in protest.

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  50. Paul July 9, 2015 at 11:36 am

    I was really shocked to find out “fat acceptance” was created by Feminists. It would explain the destruction force to our society….

  51. js27195 July 21, 2015 at 4:36 pm

    This article is genius… and holy hell look at what happened to those women. what an unfortunate disease… that it also makes them mean as hell and crazy so that their attitudes match their bodies… they can’t even be the nice happy to go lucky fat girl anymore…

  52. Moral Max August 8, 2015 at 10:19 pm

    When I saw her, after all those years, I almost shed a tear. It was like the beautiful angel I knew was replaced by a demonic monster – like Linda Blair in “The Exorcist.” All the sweetness was gone. It was just bitterness, resentment and anger.Casquette Superman

  53. Joe August 9, 2015 at 2:30 pm

    Unfortunately as long as there are the homosexual male hipsters around these women will feel some sort of validation and keep the disease going. It used to be gay men had “fag hags” to compliment their social lives, but these days it’s all mixed up. It’s all gay men and women and their enablers. The whole hipster culture (which these women are a part of) is a disease.

  54. notyranny August 11, 2015 at 6:43 am

    You forgot to include the worst and final stage before actual mental breakdown….becoming a Mudshark.

  55. anonymooos August 12, 2015 at 10:10 am

    But why r u saying that megan fox turned into lindy west?

  56. Caprizchka August 12, 2015 at 10:06 pm

    “There is a worldwide conspiracy by men to force women to stay home and cook healthy and hearty meals for the families they love.” When are they coming to get me? Should I leave the porch light on?

  57. Bloodnut The Flatulent August 12, 2015 at 11:50 pm

    “…a tragic affliction that turns a natural woman into a horrifying hambeast.”

    Snooted my Frosted Flakes on that one. You owe me another bowl…

  58. Bloodnut The Flatulent August 12, 2015 at 11:56 pm

    Yeah, sexism.
    Only ugly b**ches hate it…

  59. Mattea Dean August 20, 2015 at 4:29 pm

    Some of your stuff I don’t agree with, but (as a woman) this is right on.

  60. Steve September 1, 2015 at 12:22 am

    the thing that confuses me about these women is when I meet them and they think they are in my league, grow your hair, go to the gym and shut the fuck up, that first picture of that chick with those horn rimmed glasses you’d all bang who cares about the glasses its the disgusting painted on weirdness, the obesity and the retarded feminism everyone hates

  61. jq747 September 24, 2015 at 4:33 am

    Sir you neglected one of the major symptoms: large portions of the skin, usually in highly visible areas or around the buttocks, erupt in highly colorful patterns. These often bear a parapadolic resemblance to mythical creatures, bastardized neopagan symbols, or puerile interpretations of Eastern philosophical motifs. The purpose of these garish patterns is invariably to increase the victim’s visible footprint even more than its bloated girth has already, and also as an attractant to nearby vegan beta males.

  62. harkin September 24, 2015 at 3:13 pm

    I first discovered Lindy’s writings when she was reviewing films for a Seattle alternative paper. She was funny at first and I agreed with some of her reviews to the point of bookmarking her column.

    After a very short while I started to notice that not only was she a very angry person, she was inserting her rather hard left political views into her film column, which seemed to add no insight nor factual information.

    I guess she moved to L.A. and must have failed as a new voice for women’s film criticism because she started bouncing around and became a full (in more than one sense of the word)-fledged dingbat political commenter.

    She now has morphed into some sort of raging pro feminist/gay/transsexual anti-male, due process and gamergate parade float. That she does not understand that the frat boys at UVA were the victims and not the fem and writer who concocted a rape hoax is a sad commentary on what passes for web journalism.

    She doesn’t even understand the value of “investigate” over “automatically believe the accuser” in reference to our constitutional rights.

  63. Rocky B December 16, 2015 at 10:24 pm

    We live in such fucked up world, my God.

  64. bolzo February 23, 2016 at 9:15 am

    The before and after picture is the worst one and is just depressing. She should still be in her peak, so that level of decline is horrendous. One can’t even see how she’s covered her arms in graffiti, in this picture. Such a waste.

    Even worse, she wrote a piece on Jizzabel defending herself, stating how she’s proud to be fat. The self delusion of these people is breathtaking. The peanut gallery backed her up as expected. These people really have no incentive to change or stay in shape when the masses of idiots praise them for their retarded behaviour.

    Western society is done on the current trajectory. This simply couldn’t happen in a healthy nation.

  65. jimmyt April 14, 2016 at 9:05 am

    Is there a counter agent . Maybe some sort of female device that can be implanted to prevent this autism?

  66. forgetthisnonsense June 21, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    SCREW THIS, YA FOOLS!!! LINDY IS A QUEEN!! KEEP BEING THE BEAUTIFUL, KIND, SHARP, KICK ASS LADY THAT YOU ARE. WE GOT YOU GIRL!!! SLAY QUEEN SLAY!!

  67. Joey February 17, 2017 at 8:56 am

    Logarithmic growth? Bacterial reporoduction is exponential, as in, doubling the size of the population every generation. Logarithmic growth would only add reciprocal of the size of the population at every time step — that is, very, very, very, slow growth. At least get your math straight, if you can’t be arsed to be a decent human being.

  68. Candygram for Mongo April 16, 2017 at 2:11 pm

    Since Linda West disease actually repels the opposite sex, is it mandatory to become a butch lesbian?