I would like to bring to your attention a horrifying new ailment that is infecting Western women who frequent Reddit, Tumblr, Buzzfeed, and Jezebel. Its epidemiology, amazingly, suggests a causative agent that is primarily ideological instead of organic. It may be the first disease discovered where holding a specific collection of beliefs leads to a diseased condition that leaves patients in a nearly identical deformed physical state.

The disease was first noted in professional typist Lindy West, who is believed to be patient zero. After a set of beliefs infected her brain through an indoctrination mechanism not yet fully understood by the world’s preeminent scientists, the disease took charge to destroy her physical appearance into something unhuman and beast-like. Small children instinctively shy away from her in a way that limp-wristed vegetarian males don’t, suggesting that young humans possess heighten sensory perception to Lindy West Disease.

Here is a photo of Lindy West before she was infected with the disease:

lindywest1

Here is a photo after only three months of infection:

lindywest2

The first universal symptom is a spontaneous hair color change to a neon purple, red, or orange, usually coinciding with an instinctual decision to get a bowl haircut. Large, obnoxious glasses are often added within one month of infection. It is thought that the infective agent brightens the patient’s hair color to draw attention to her, allowing easy transmission of disease-causing ideas to healthy subjects.

Here is Lindy West with full blown disease (late-stage infection):

lindywest3

The disease has fully ravaged her body and caused a massive gain in weight that leaves her in such a weakened, malnourished state that her scalp no longer produces neon-colored molecules. The frames of her glasses have gained thickness at a shocking rate. A common behavioral symptom is that her maw only gravitates to unhealthy foodstuff that is completely void of healthy vitamins and minerals. Sadly, diabetes and heart disease is a common result of long-term infection.

After conferencing with doctors in Toronto and San Francisco, two cities where Lindy West Disease is most severe, I have identified a fantastical belief system that is highly correlated to disease. If a female states she “strongly agrees” to at least four of the following six statements, which are nearly universally embraced on the Tumblr web site, she is certain to contract Lindy West Disease.

  • There is an active rape culture in America that makes its universities more dangerous to women than a South African slum.
  • There is a worldwide conspiracy by men to force women to stay home and cook healthy and hearty meals for the families they love.
  • Homosexual and transsexual lifestyles offer undeniably powerful advantages over heterosexual lifestyles.
  • There is absolutely nothing wrong if a woman experiments with 100 different penises before marriage.
  • It’s possible to be morbidly obese but still healthy as a racehorse in its prime.
  • “I’m deathly afraid of being a mother and how it would limit my consumer freedom.”

Here are some additional patients who have contracted Lindy West Disease:

lwd1

lwd2 lwd3

zoequinn

And here is infection by a particularly virulent strain:

lwd4

Somehow, believing in mere ideas can give rise to a replicable disease particle that can transmutate your physical appearance into the frightening results you see above. Since the ideas that lead to Lindy West Disease are growing within the Western world, we can make two firm conclusions: (1) infection may go logarithmic, mirroring bacterial reproduction in laboratory settings, and (2) Western culture and ideology has de-evolved to such an extent that merely living in a Western nation and communicating with others can lead to physical disease.

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Lindy West Disease is a tragic affliction that turns a natural woman into a horrifying hambeast. Sadly, there is no medicinal cure, but possible treatment options have been discussed in the clinics I visited. They include removing the patient’s access to Tumblr, Jezebel, xoJane, and Reddit while also completely controlling the patient’s diet to prevent five or more daily instances of self-feeding.

For the best interests of the patient, I recommend full institution to prevent the self-harm that includes cutting her hair, applying piercings in random locations on her face, and voluntarily paying for permanent tattoos that look like a small child drew on her. I’m not sure if the community is ready to implement such a drastic step to save women infected with Lindy West Disease, but unless we do something now, the disease will continue to spread at such a rate that the only option left to prevent a worldwide plague is to to establish colonies where the infected can be shuttled off to and left to fend for themselves. I would not object to that option.

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ME
ME
5 years ago

LOL, okay that was rather funny. Well done.

Apparently there is a game show in Britain called snog something or other, where they reverse make over some of these girls. I obsessively watched it on you tube the other day because the results were so dramatic. Remove the piercings, the hair, etc, and there were some beautiful women hiding underneath it all. They may still have been heavy, but heavy looks a lot more pleasant in a tailored black dress than it does in torn fishnets and combat boots.

spicynujac
spicynujac
5 years ago
Reply to  ME

Is it Snog, Marry, Avoid? (just searched youtube)

spicynujac
spicynujac
5 years ago
Reply to  spicynujac

Wow. I can’t believe this is airing in the west.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YX_ZVdnZ5Y
A Lindy West infected patient is brought to this HAL-like computer called Pod, which brutally judges her (the girl below was called trashy, and “there’s nothing fun like looking like a strand of candy floss”).
Then, men are asked would they be most likely to
Snog (kiss)
Marry
Avoid
and the guys behave as we would expect them to.
Then she is given a makeunder (really just put her in regular clothes and remove as much shit as possible) and the girl almost starts crying and then she is given the same test above and several guys consider her marriage material.
This should be required programming in all public schools!!!!

Clark Kent
Clark Kent
5 years ago
Reply to  spicynujac

Am I the only one who thinks she looks more fun to fuck before the MakeUnder?
She’s not exactly a 10.

Hadown
Hadown
5 years ago
Reply to  Clark Kent
NewToRoK
NewToRoK
5 years ago
Reply to  Clark Kent

at least her hair was longer

akulkis
akulkis
5 years ago
Reply to  Clark Kent

Only if you think fun means risking a Hepatitis C infection.

bolzo
bolzo
4 years ago
Reply to  Clark Kent

No! She looks vastly better in the original get up. Looks like a slut who would be fun to party with, afterwards she looks dowdy and ridiculous. Doesn’t matter how nice she dresses with those horrible arm tattoos on display.

She’s clearly not relationship material, for a man with even a modicum of taste, so the trashy outfit and caked on make up worked perfectly, with the cheap ink, to give her that hot drunken club lay vibe, which is her station in her life. Also hid her plain face nicely.

One just needed to double bag it!

Dirk Diggler
Dirk Diggler
4 years ago
Reply to  Clark Kent

I agree with you.

sidray
sidray
4 years ago
Reply to  Clark Kent

I’m with you, Clark. However, I am a punk myself so my standards are different. That plus I know the difference between sex with a modest girl and sex with a punk slut.

Gokus-penson
Gokus-penson
5 years ago
Reply to  spicynujac

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cinnamon
cinnamon
5 years ago
Reply to  spicynujac

The U.S. has a version now called “Love, Lust, or Run” with former What Not To Wear host.

Shane Michaels
Shane Michaels
5 years ago
Reply to  spicynujac

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mclovin89
mclovin89
5 years ago
Reply to  ME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMuT4vcAugU

and heading to india looks like lindy west disease is slowly spreading to other nations.

we need a vaccine for this epidemic

spicynujac
spicynujac
5 years ago
Reply to  mclovin89

How have we gone from slut shaming to this in just a few short decades? And what will civilization look like in a few more decades? This is the primary reason I don’t reproduce.

mclovin89
mclovin89
5 years ago
Reply to  spicynujac

then the feminists and jews win

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Abigail_kely
5 years ago
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elmer
elmer
5 years ago

It’s the horn-rimmed glasses that infuriate, as if they are trying to look like my dad when he was an analyst at Encorpera in 1963.

X-FilesSuperFan
X-FilesSuperFan
5 years ago

But why does Lindy West disease propagate? Because men actually marry these women. The mild cases I know personally are all married…with children…the male children being slowly turned into homosexuals. I can’t explain it…but some things aren’t meant to be explained…

Titan000
Titan000
5 years ago

It looks like certain male lines will be culled.

LindyWestSucks
LindyWestSucks
5 years ago

LOL if you think one can turn heterosexual children into homosexuals or vice versa. The mind isn’t a blank slate.

Neocrummer
Neocrummer
5 years ago

Men are too desperate for sex not only because of their thirst but because of the status of being a “lady’s man.”

Plenty of guys admit to their inability to pass math classes, bench their own weight, set/complete goals, etc but only your closest friends will admit to their inability to attract women.

Ryu Hayabusa
Ryu Hayabusa
5 years ago

Yes it really is the men’s fault in these cases. If men did not cosign on this behavior and still fuck/marry these women, then the infection could have been stopped in the 90’s.

akulkis
akulkis
5 years ago
Reply to  Ryu Hayabusa

100% True. It’s the desperate retards who promote this. If guys would just QUARANTINE these hags, the whole movement would die in a month.

Shmalkandik
Shmalkandik
5 years ago
Reply to  akulkis

That would require self control and an aspirations towards the higher things offered by classical (pre WW1) CULTURE. This two habits are sadly and increasingly absent from the American male population.

tdrag
tdrag
4 years ago

The coming Muslim takeover of the West will cure this and many more diseases. The object is to avoid becoming collateral damage.

SiliconNooB
SiliconNooB
5 years ago

Kek.

YosarriansRight
YosarriansRight
5 years ago

Henceforth, it shall be known as: “Infectius fatbitchios”.

Chris Adams
Chris Adams
5 years ago

I lol-ed hard throughout.

Dutch_pride
Dutch_pride
5 years ago

Sadly, there is no medicinal cure, but possible treatment options have been discussed in the clinics I visited.

66Scorpio
66Scorpio
5 years ago
Reply to  Dutch_pride

But those have some weighty side effects.

Alvin Tan
Alvin Tan
5 years ago
Reply to  66Scorpio

More like fatal long term side effects

Jones
Jones
5 years ago
Reply to  66Scorpio

Indeed, we have yet to come to terms with the enormity of this situation …

Zuikurkler Yamizangthang
Zuikurkler Yamizangthang
5 years ago

wow what a stark contrast. I mean the before and after photos look like two different people. It’s surreal how a lifestyle change, diet change, and even mentality change can really change physical appearance 180 degree.

Tom Dane
Tom Dane
5 years ago

It is not the same people :). A before and after picture of Lindy West would be more like a “Before” and a “WAY before” picture.

martinho
martinho
5 years ago

I hope you’re joking. The girl in the before picture is Megan Fox.

jbird669
jbird669
5 years ago

Effin’ hilarious!

advancedatheist
advancedatheist
5 years ago

Haven’t these broads gotten the memo from Michelle Obama about how obesity has become a public health crisis, and that they need to slim down to set a good example for little girls?

Vegard Johansen
Vegard Johansen
5 years ago

Maybe she should tell her husband to stop subsidizing the sugar and high- fructose corn syrup industry then, that beeing the primary cause of obesity in the US. (Cheap sugar-water)

The12thUnknownMan
The12thUnknownMan
5 years ago

“Everybody knows Mitchelle Obama is a tranny and Barry is gay” – Joan Rivers shortly before her tragic death.

TurnThePaige
TurnThePaige
5 years ago

The pissed off, I do not like woman (except for sex) world, has so much truth in it. Guys do tend to have good reasons for being angry. And so do woman by the way. That makes me wonder what the hell ever happened to Lindy Wes? I just went and read some of her writings. She is bitter, ugly, just plan bad news. None of it is caused by her being fat. Her growing ugly, one candy bar at a time, is a real refection of what she really is, Ugly. I believe that efforts to ugly yourself up, just might be a bit of honestly leaking out.

Katherine McChesney
Katherine McChesney
4 years ago
Reply to  TurnThePaige

You sound like a wanker…a non-entity who only sees women as sex objects. Truth be told, you probably couldn’t get a date if your life depended on it. You are far uglier than West.

Rudi
Rudi
4 years ago

I just wanted to say thank you for showing some true colours to all of the people who come by.

MajorStyles
MajorStyles
5 years ago

I just bumped into a woman who I knew 25 years ago. At that time, she was five years old (I was about 20). She was the most beautiful, little girl: sweet, full of life and laughter, beautiful blond hair. An absolute angel.

Fast forward two decades…

Today she has dyed hair, writes a blog that complains about men and “rape culture,” hates being around children, and is overweight. She is also estranged from her parents who, although divorced, are good people who love her.

When I saw her, after all those years, I almost shed a tear. It was like the beautiful angel I knew was replaced by a demonic monster – like Linda Blair in “The Exorcist.” All the sweetness was gone. It was just bitterness, resentment and anger: Lindy West disease, to be sure.

It just reminded me that it takes more than milk and clean diapers to raise a person. If you do not provide them with a solid ideology, or a road map of some sort, then they will seek it elsewhere. And today, for most people in the West, that means that they will be influenced by those who have little to no interest in their long-term happiness.

fokkertism
fokkertism
5 years ago
Reply to  MajorStyles

It’s really sad what happened to her. If I ever have children, I will do my best to make sure they don’t fall victim to the Left.

Conrad Stonebanks
Conrad Stonebanks
5 years ago

It’s the Lindy West memetic virus. Its male counterpart is characterized by the hipster beard, low testosterone, skinny-fat body type, chicken legs, and a general hatred of the masculine.

Other examples of memetic viruses are i. leftism (inoculation by reality may provide a good immunity), ii. homosexuality, iii. Islam (particularly virulent).

Brad Linder
Brad Linder
5 years ago

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halfasian
halfasian
5 years ago

Whatever you think of Islam, from the Red Pill/Neomasculinity perspective, they sure know how to keep their women in line.

PrepZ
PrepZ
5 years ago

Now men are in great danger of Lindsey West Post Traumatic Syndrome – LWPTSD. This is a serious condition affecting a man’s well being that stems from the knowledge that he once banged a girl that looked like the earlier Lindsey West, only to find out sometime later that she contracted LW disease and now looks like the later version.

The classic symptoms of LWPTSD (shame, doubt, confusion and profound regret) are compounded should the afflicted male have broadcast the triumph of his earlier conquest his friends and companions.

Robert What?
Robert What?
5 years ago
Reply to  PrepZ

You think that’s bad? Imagine waking up in the morning and realize you are married to The Thing.

mclovin89
mclovin89
5 years ago

Its gonna be a shitstorm from jezebel

on other news, The Lindy West disease looks like is affecting Turkeys politics which are run by gays and feminazis pandering to poor kurds….The diseases mutates rapidly and even conservative nations and legit causes like nationalism isnt safe.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-32950750

CryptoReporter
CryptoReporter
5 years ago

This is what happens when you give up on yourself.

Was walking out of a grocery store here in Los Angeles yesterday with my European wife and all the women in front of us in line had huge asses. WHY? Rich, poor, white, black, young, old… it doesnt seem to matter. Its like they just absolutely gave up. Why do MEN accept it? I told my wife if she ever gives up like that, we’re finished. I expect her to dress nice, keep in shape, dont abuse her body with (too much) alcohol, etc. If I wanted a slob I would have married a slob. Theres far too many nice looking women for me to stay in any relationship if the other half “gives up”.

doramin
doramin
5 years ago
Reply to  CryptoReporter

I think it’s either they get married or they give up on ever finding a husband.

CryptoReporter
CryptoReporter
5 years ago

I think its becoming common now for these obese women to get some sort of diagnosis from a doctor to justify their fat situation. This way if you make a comment, they spew their “doctors note” onto you claiming its not their fault.

Ahsan
Ahsan
5 years ago
Reply to  CryptoReporter

That’s because everyone, even the doctors are bending over themselves to be extra liberal, lest they fall prey to the fury of the leftists. Men, in particular are more likely to do so, because they know that they are not entitled to a pussy pass, and will be judged more harshly.

Taco Idol
Taco Idol
5 years ago

Everytime I see fat chicks in photos or in person I gag because I know the gash has got to be smelling like a garbage barge surrounded by hipster seagulls.

ozbondagelover
ozbondagelover
5 years ago
Reply to  Taco Idol

I wouldn’t even go within 5 miles of that creature, so fortunately will never know how bad her parts smell.

ce9999
5 years ago

Are my eyes deceiving me or, in that topmost shot (with the purple hair), does she not have a secondary, smaller armlike appendage growing backwards from her left elbow, which appears to be pointing (or possibly flipping the bird) at the camera? How bizarre.

Ghost Tiger
Ghost Tiger
5 years ago

Absolutely brilliant. You have the makings of an outstanding stand-up comedy routine here. Hilarious.

Davi504
Davi504
5 years ago

““I’m deathly afraid of being a mother and how it would limit my consumer freedom.”
This stood out to me. I have a seven year old brother and I love him dearly but he causes a lot of strain and he isn’t even mine. I just don’t see myself wanting a kid. I don’t understand why women are still criticized for it. Even men say children are sometimes not worth it.

halfasian
halfasian
5 years ago
Reply to  Davi504

> he isn’t even mine

You share 50% of your genetic material with your siblings on average (more or less depending on luck). With your offspring it’s 50% as well, but guaranteed (no averaging needed). Not that far off.

Davi504
Davi504
5 years ago
Reply to  halfasian

He’s my half-brother. The point I was making is that I am not responsible for him. Our mother is

The12thUnknownMan
The12thUnknownMan
5 years ago
Reply to  Davi504

Maybe if you learned to be responsible for someone you’d know how rewarding doing right can be.

Rudi
Rudi
4 years ago
Reply to  Davi504

Correct, he’s your moms, not yours and not really part of any legit family. You simply recognize that your mom did some selfish shit and here we all are.

Rudi
Rudi
4 years ago
Reply to  Davi504

I don’t think that anyone really has he right to criticize someone for that. I would suggest that we all recognize no other reason for being in a committed relationship with a woman however.

NotCanadian
NotCanadian
5 years ago

1. Y’all fail to see the main reason for all this happening, folks. And the reason is…. NORTH AMERICAN MALES! Don’t blame nobody but THEM for the Lindy West disease. It’s them who’ve allowed all this to happen, it’s them who’ve tolerated and accepted political correctness, affirmative action, quota hiring and all other mainstream media and propaganda bullshit! Males who dare to stand up and be counted and to object the current state of things are very few and far between! If all males were rejecting the ideology of “Lindy West” then she would’ve no choice but to change and adjust her looks and her thoughts!

Male sheeple have succumbed to the mainstream propaganda and accepted all the modern “values” including Lindy West and other BS. They actually tend to like them somehow.

2. http://www.rooshv.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/lwd4-1024×682.jpg
This photo is the perfect example of what I’ve just written above. A chubby North American male with NO style whatsoever goes hand to hand with an ugly North American morbidly obese whale of a female “decorated” with tats and “pregnant with fat” and they BOTH seem to ENJOY IT!!!! What other facts do y’all need, folks? It’s COOL to be stupid and ugly in North America these days!! COOL! it’s a fashion trend! Anyone who dares to differ, to have an own opinion, to stand up and be counted and to lead by example is an automatic “enemy of the state” an a loser!
3. Lindy West disease is spreading eastward. I’ve recently noticed a lot of Russian and Ukrainian females dressing, acting and thinking exactly like Lindy west does.

Ryan
Ryan
5 years ago
Reply to  NotCanadian

Agreed. More men need to take this advice:

“The emasculation of men in the West is proceeding at such a rapid clip that it may be time to move past indiscriminate banging to sexually punishing women who vote for politicians that push laws and policies which make men second-class citizens. We only have ourselves to blame if we persist in the hypocritical behavior of lamenting the destruction of men while giving orgasms to the very women who are pushing it along. Our penis must take a backseat to our principles.”

http://www.rooshv.com/do-not-have-sex-with-feminists

NotCanadian
NotCanadian
5 years ago
Reply to  Ryan

It ain’t about punishment. It’s all about men being men and not some genderless pussified creatures who willingly accept all the bullshit coming from the mainstream media and politically correct propaganda. Men has to be able to stand their own grounds, to have own opinions and enough facts to back them up with, to dare to stand up and be counted and to lead by example! All the above mentioned has to come together with good personal hygiene, style and looks! Males should never stop improving themselves in all aspects possible! it ain’t about penis, it’s about males being males in LIFE!

Ahsan
Ahsan
5 years ago
Reply to  NotCanadian

Yes. If men had stood up to the leftists in the past, the western culture would not be so degenerate today. Those men failed, and now we have a multitude of brainwashed men, who just don’t realize that they need to stand up to the liberals.

NotCanadian
NotCanadian
5 years ago
Reply to  Ahsan

Liberals? Do not blame or portray just the liberals as the ultimate evil. The system of values of the society is the one to blame.
Modern North American/Western society desperately needs sheeple, robots, slaves and puppets who’ll gladly obey any order given by the Master (mainstream media, propaganda machine, governmental organizations etc.)
Sheeple ain’t supposed to think or have their own opinion! They HAVE TO act just like the mainstream media are telling them to and think accordingly to the propaganda brainwashing.

Morty
Morty
5 years ago
Reply to  NotCanadian

Cant forget the thought bubbles for that photo.
Him: Sure I’m settling a bit but I love her and it’s going to be us against the world!
Her: Hmm, I bet I could do better.

NotCanadian
NotCanadian
5 years ago
Reply to  Morty

And THAT’S exactly where the problem is!! North American males are ready and willing to settle for the lowest of the low just to have that ever elusive access to a female pussy!!! And it doesn’t matter if that pussy belongs to a whale of a woman who’s 100 lbs overweight and has a shitty attitude.
Desperate and sex hungry North American males are the problem! They’ve made all this possible by lowering their standards below the threshold and accepting anything just to have a remote chance to get a date (ain’t even talking about having sex here).

NeuroticWriter.com
5 years ago

Are you saying she’s a fat version of Megan Fox?

Fat Megan Fox would look like this:

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/298/7/6/megan_fox_by_cahabent-d6rs87h.jpg

Pantheon Dweller
5 years ago

The second “additional patient”… what a pity !

And that’s only in 5 years, how can anyone let herself go downhill at that pace?

66Scorpio
66Scorpio
5 years ago

We need to develop some retro-viral memetic therapy to confront this.