Man, Fuck DC

Thursday night. Dead. Stupid, ugly, humorless, boring, frigid bitches everywhere. Not a single girl I like in four hours. I don’t believe I’m still here. For five people. But because I didn’t have a plan, because I didn’t get my shit together, I’m stuck here for god knows how much longer. I don’t know what’s worse, being stuck in a job you hate or a place you’re sick of. I’ll be on a plane by November, December. I pray I don’t come back.

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Cob
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If you stay in the USA, move west man. It’s still the USA, but it’s a heck of a lot better than the east for the type of things that I like. I’m enjoying my time here, but can’t wait until I leave this pollen-infested town.

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ps. good luck

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Very true, Cob. There are so many people who mistake the east coast for the larger US. The desert and high-desert southwest (really hot LA-wannabe chicks) and the Pacific northwest (easiest girls in the country because they’re depressed from all the rain, that’s actually true) are fantastic places to live.

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Try Baltimore

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To be more specific, I’m talking about bars and lounges around harbor east – pazo’s, tsunami / lemongrass etc. the women are definitely more friendlier and down to earth

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haha. I like the anger.

It’s so true, DC is a barren wasteland.

I remember one Roissy post where he concluded that Thursday nights are the best pickup nights, and I agree, but DC just offers nothing worth picking up.

Fuck I remember some Fridays being like that too!

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virgle Kent
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What are you talking about. I was hanging out with lesbian. Lesbians are the new black….. wait what?

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dchero – when I say out west, I am excluding los angeles. i’ve spent enough time there, and cannot stand it. other than the, the west is cool. I like the vibe out there better than the east

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LOL at the photo! They look like uptight east coasters who wouldn’t know what to do with a penis even if it hit them in the face.

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Try michigan, I hear Detroit is great in the winter months. ( saracasm)

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The weather is awesome in Orange County. The girls are hot. There are lots of jobs. I don’t know why you’d want to live anywhere else.

…by the way…what is this “winter” I hear about? I thought the sun shines bright 365 everywhere???

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That chick in the white top is gorgeous. The cheekbones, the big huge eyes…is she a DC chick or from your travels?

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Ever think the problem might be you? You’re going to find that people reflect upon others what they find in themselves — “Stupid, ugly, humorless, boring.” I’ve travelled the world a bit. Everywhere I go — London, Romania, Delhi, Thailand, Africa, NYC, Boston, SF, etc. — people who’ve lived there long enough say the same thing, “I have to get out of this damn place.” Even the ones who live on the beach in Costa Rica (literally bought land and built himself a shack on the beach). That said, if you don’t believe you should be here, then go. Go with a smile. Find happiness.

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LA isn’t so bad if you just avoid the pretentious Hollywood crap. More specifically, West LA and Santa Monica are awesome. No need for a car if you find a job in the area, plenty of bars, and nobody is from here anyways so you meet people from everywhere. There’s a niche for everyone. And did I mention the awesome weather?

Dallas isn’t bad if you like hot, southern, easy girls. They can be pretentious though. But the summer sucks it’s so hot.

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I think Roosh needs a girlfriend. An actual girlfriend. Not a one-night stand. Your life sucks because you let it suck.

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this is depressing.

prague, man. all i need to do now is figure out how to make a living there. destiny calls.

stretchy neck girl in the middle is kind of cute.

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Stretchy neck girl kinda looks like a velociraptor.

Roosh, remember right before you left for South America, you mentioned something about moving to Miami or Austin and you couldn’t decide which? Ever since I’ve been waiting for you to make the best decision of your life and move to Austin. Or Amsterdam, whichever.

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bitchy girls is part of dc’s charm…i think we are known for it… course we are also known for our douchy guys…
xoxo

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Roissy – Prague is no more. Was there in early 2000’s and then again just last year. Gone are the $3 meals. Every college kid “studying abroad” has to see praha, and it’s overrun with tourists now.

On a sidenote, is it just me or does every east coastie university student “study abroad” ? It seems that all the younger college girls I talk to “studied abroad” which means they lived in either England, Ireland, Scotland, or maybe Germany for 1 semester, living in the international dorms. I find it cute how they think they’re worldly after 4 months of “living” in London.

Doug — I will give you that Santa Monica / Venice beach area is some of the best parts of LA, but it’s still L.A. You have to deal with 1 hour of traffic to get 15 miles on (the) 10 in the middle of the day. Santa Monica may be fun, but San Diego trumps it anyday.

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uzbekistan is lovely this time of year, especially if you’re into burqa bitches.

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btw, the germany is a knock. it’s like america junior.

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…by the way…what is this “winter” I hear about? I thought the sun shines bright 365 everywhere???

It’s sunny down here in San Diego mike g. What’s this thing those east coasters call rain?

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Mike – heh. funny stuff. I keep meeting girls who tell me how they used to “live somewhere.” When pressed for details, it’s a semester in some english-speaking country where they lived in international student dorms, and most didn’t learn a goddamned thing about the country/culture they were in, except for some beer they liked.

I’ve said it before. You can always spot the Americans when travelling. They’re always complaining about the current situation, and talking about how they can’t wait to get home to their .

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“stuff”

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Dude, if you visit T-dot we’ll show you around. Pretty heavy in the club scene here.

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Generate is right, a Toronto 7 is equivalent to a Northeast US 10, except smarter and nicer and more down to earth. It shocks me that more American guys don’t vacation or move there, but at the same time too many desperate American betas with their need to buy affection and put hot chicks on pedestals would probably ruin the women with time.

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I lived in Barcelona for 3 months and later for 9 months — in apartments with Spaniards and Catalans.

The girls are great, sounds like what you found in Argentina (and I think you already visted Barna, right?), and the 18 – 21 y.o.s go out to bars and clubs frequently. Shit, probably more so, since Spain parties the hardest.

The non-human environment has to beat Argentina, though, it’s so beautiful and has beaches all around.

You could even try a new pick-up routine where you answer “language exchange” ads — very easy way to meet pretty young things, while improving your Spanish or Catalan for free.

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The female quality is really dissapointing here, every couple of months I go out and see this shithole of a town going downhill in every aspect.

I think this place is only good to either settle down with one good one here, or move, maybe miami, austin, or west coast. And I dont want to hear another bitch saying maybe its the guy and not the girls here. Yeah its like saying maybe the housing market is shit because of the houses and not the people that bought the houses.

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“Yeah its like saying maybe the housing market is shit because of the houses and not the people that bought the houses.”

Um, your analogy makes no sense whatsoever.

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Yo what the fuck…Man dude you need to move to Austin like eveybody else. Nice music scene. Hot Texas women of all stripes. Laid back vibe and they’ll find you exotic because your from DC. I’ll be honest but DC blows other parts of the country away when it comes jobs, mass transit, shit to do, and places to visit that are near by…I’m sorry LA is a fucking slowly turning into mexico. If you wanna shake it up and try different shit, hit up Chicago, Seattle-Portland, or Phoenix. Everything else pretty much sucks balls because of crime, jobs, and ungodly housing prices…

I read this website all the time and alot of people bag on the cities that we think would be great that we never visit…Oh and definitely check out San Diego.

http://www.city-data.com/

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cob, I said “LA-wannabe chicks” in the high desert. That obviously means not LA. And Prague is dead now? Haven’t heard that one before, what travel guide did you copy that idea from? You can go 10 minutes outside of the tourist zones and it’s a fantastic place to be. The same can be said of most cities in Europe.

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Also, you could try Girona — another biggish city near Barcelona, with lots of young people (there’s a university there), but much cheaper. Transportation to Barcelona isn’t bad, though it may take 45 min to an hour.

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“And I dont want to hear another bitch saying maybe its the guy and not the girls here”

HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get em

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I hear you on the DC complaints, but where else would you go? DC, for all it’s faults, at least has a constant influx of new talent thanks to people from all over the country coming here to go to school and work in government/politics. Every year a fresh new crop comes in, which makes meeting new people from other parts of the country fairly easy. It’s not like that in other more parochial cities where everyone is a lifer. I guess the same is true for any big metropolitan city, but you’re likely to find the same problems with the women in those cities too. Better to have them here in a city that you know at a manageable scale.

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dchero – Didn’t copy that from any travel guide. Been there a few times, and there has been quite a big change between my last two trips there. I’ve been in Europe twice already just this year, so what would I know?

By the way, Prague really is not that big. Anywhere outside of downtown Prague is mostly suburbs which consists of a LOT of dense apartment buildings. Personally that does not appeal to me very much.

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I used to live in Manhattan. The scene is pretty fun as well, and the chicks are very “assertive”.

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I live in Austin now — it’s a great town with a vibrant social scene. The only problem with Austin is that there aren’t many high-paying careers to be had here outside of tech. While that can be a good thing — I’m 24 and don’t make much money, but no one does — it’d be hard to feel like I was accomplishing much if I stayed here until I was 30.

I studied in Prague for 5 months and loved it, but I think it’d be much more expensive now with the dollar as weak as it is. For context, one dollar bought 27 Czech Krowns when I was living there — now it buys 17. As far as Prague not having much to offer, though: that’s ridiculous. The nightlife in Prague is better than any city I’ve been to in Eastern (and Western) Europe.

I’m doing a two-year master’s program in Europe starting in the Fall: the first year is in London, the second year is in Estonia.

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COB comment 24 is the truth. I have picked up on this myself.

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People want to blame their home, their town, instead of themselves for being unhappy. It’s too easy. I do it the most myself.

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never said it had nothing to offer, I said outside of downtown has very little that interests me. downtown is fun, but prices have gone up a LOT and the dollar has dropped a fair amount too. makes the days for when you could get an incredible meal, great night out, and basically drinking whatever you wanted all evening under $20 no more.

you bitches are lucky I’m super sick right now and stuck on the internet

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road trip.

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minneapolis.
atlanta.
chicago.

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Boring Roosh?! Well, thursday was my birthday party….thanks for showin’ up.

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other than getting a new job, this is why I moved out of DC. No regrets!

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“Supposedly they’re all going to those bottle service lounges that charge you $12 a drink to feel important. screw that”

Hey Buddy, LeBron James was at one of those loungey places on Thursday… I feel infinitely cooler…

Seriously though, I don’t know why people go out expecting anything other than a good time with their friends. I think it’s rare to meet someone of substance out at a bar. If all you’re looking for is banging/superficial stuff, then you run the risk of having a lame night…

Also as someone from CA, I have to say, I think the east coast cities have a way better bar scene/night life for twenty-something women. The boys in CA are at 29, still wearing Vans and a hoodie, and smoking weed most of the day. The girls, though, are definitely hotter and less subtle. I realized a most pronounced difference between the two coasts when I saw a girl out in Georgetown who was dressed like an LA girl… turns out she was a prostitute…

Point being… DC has been good to me and it’s not so bad smile

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next time, consider this (smart, cute, funny, fun, sexy) thursday night backup plan. look at thy friends and restore thy faith.

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Atta fuckin boy!!! Get the fuck out this souless place!!!

“The District Sleeps Alone Tonight”

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I’ve been around the world and I still think Texas is as good or better than anything they’ve come up with elsewhere.