Maybe Date Rape Does Happen

A man takes a Russian girl named Tatiana out on a bar date. She’s having “a really great time” with “good body language.” All signs point towards him getting laid, to hearing loud cries of “Da” as petite Tatiana reaches sexual climax. Then she goes to the bathroom. To empty her bladder? Maybe—but most likely to fix herself up for the guy she’s about to have intimacy with. While she’s gone, guess what he does.

He slips a drug in her drink.

The bartenders see it, take back the drink, and catch up with her outside while she’s having a smoke. While they are telling her about what happened, another bartender sees the guy do it again. I don’t know if I’m more mad at him for trying to drug his date or for just being so sloppy.

This is how I would do it: I would be sitting next to her, talking, and then tell her to “look over there.” She’d look and then I would drop the pill in her drink while making a “BOOP” sound effect. Then when she turns back, I would stare at the ceiling like I saw a bird, and urge her to drink quickly before all the ice melts. I predict a 100% success rate.

Last Tuesday, Judge Bouliane sentenced [Tatiana’s date], who had no prior criminal history, to one year in jail but suspended six months of that. Szlamnik entered jail voluntarily in January after agreeing to plead guilty to transporting and furnishing a narcotic rather than to a crime directly related to a planned sexual assault. He is due to be released in May.

Date in jail for drugging beer

If the energy this guy spent obtaining pills and figuring how to deliver them was put into teasing, telling stories, and making a good effort to venue change to his place, sex would have probably happened. Now instead of pounding a hot Russian girl, he’s in jail getting pounded on by large black men. Game, not drugs.

:jailhump:

Previously: Date Rape Druggings Are A Myth

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mike says
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Lol at the “BOOP” sound effect.

Sucks to be him. Dudes in the bing don’t like sex offenders, even failed ones. Even if he lies the COs will expose him. He’ll never have to use drugs to get sex again…

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I sure do hope he’s a pretty boy…

Sweat P.
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“Game, not drugs” sounds familiar — I think Nancy Reagan used to say it.

Days of Broken Arrows
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I’m sure all the violence and sexual harrassment they say happens against women really does happen.

The question is, does it happen with the frequency it happens and are all men “potential rapists,” as some feminists would have us believe? Statistics resoundingly say “NO” although you would not know that from what they preach in college and in hysterial “sweeps week” TV stories.

FBI stats are on the Web, if anyone cares to look.

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Well, if anyone ever tells me to “drink before the ice melts,” I’ll know what’s up.

Thanks for educating me once again. smile

Some Catchy Chic
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That’s pretty shitty. Drug boy needs to work on his game. Did you hear about the whole debate about whether or not sex offenders should be branded upon release?

Mr Boofu
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That is gay to like the 5th degree. What man has to poison his date in order to get some ass. I mean if your that desperate for some vag, then go hit up a morgue where theirs tons of bodies that nobody using anymore. Seriously whats the difference sleeping with a cadaver or sleeping with roofed out chick???? Maybe 30 degrees in body temperature????? All the fine escorts patrolling our streets and he wants to sleep with a limp body…

Genevieve
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GOD. Boys are SO dumb sometimes.

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You might as well pay for it- instead of “tricking” someone into submission/unconsciousness.

Jewcano
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Guy was retarded. Besides, I’m pretty sure a hooker is cheaper than a bunch of roofies. And they’ll do all sorts of crazy shit a passed out chick won’t.

The Dude
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pathetic.

mortis
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Roosh, quit slacking and draw a sweet anal rape scene!

Liz
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Ha. That guy’s probably been violated more than a sorority girl during Greek Week by now.

Dumbass.

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Game, not Drugs. You’re new t-shirt. Second only to Pump and Dump

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I bet all the guys that responded favorably to your “Date rape druggings are a myth” post responded favorably to this post as well. Your readers have no integrity.