Michael Phelps’ Girlfriend

Michael Phelps has a girlfriend, a former Miss California runner-up. Is she a ten? Let’s take a look.

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“I won a hundred gold medals and all I got was this 7.”

Thank god for game.

Postscript: It has come to my attention that the second picture is not Michael Phelps’ girlfriend. My bad.

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Anon1
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I’d hit it.

Remember, Phelps is not typical material for a supermodel 10. He’s a dorky guy who spends all his time in the swimming pool, and his fame is rapidly diminishing over time.

In other words, he ain’t Tom Brady.

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You’re out of your f-n mind. She is an 8.5

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maybe in the third picture she could be considered 7ish, but including the first two she’s at worst an 8 and a 9 on good days.

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Another bullshit post.

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Meh… I think he can do better, at least someone who is a known celebrity or something. Lance Armstrong snagged Sheryl Crow, I don’t see why Phelps couldn’t snag a hot singer or actress.

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Because then you would have to put up with an actress or singer.

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ummmm….. she probably has a great personality??

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She’s hot. Man, I usually don’t consider my standards to be low. But, based on your post, I’m thinking you guys are hitting some crazy shit.

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Preach on brother. This is something I’ve been saying for a long time about certain male athletes. Phelps should DEFINITELY be leveraging all those medals into a hotter saddle than that. And have you seen Roger Federer’s girlfriend?? Well, maybe he’s just gay. But still! His racquet could do better.

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The second picture looks like a different person than the first and third. I think she’s a 8 or 9.

With your post, those women who are legitimate 5s must be choking themselves with their flipflops.

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wtf, phelps looks like a special needs case in that 3rd pic. check out his beta wraparound pose. unless he has game, she’s going to dump him eventually.

she’s a 7.5. beauty pageant contestants are overrated. :hump:

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Is she part-Asian? In the first and third pictures, though not so much the second, she looks as if she might be.

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Roosh is an ape bum

T. AKA Ricky Raw
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I think she’s hot.

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The G Manifesto
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No wonder, look how he is dressed. He looks like a nonce. Tom Brady is a nonce too.

Idolizing athletes is for little kids and idiots. Most of these cats have zero Game.

A former Miss California runner-up? That is like a typical Tuesday night. A Monday night in a Down Economy.

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LOL roissy, Phelps does have that ‘tard quality. Yeah, 7.5 to 8 tops.

Roosh why don’t you send the man a complementary copy of bang?

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He comes by it honestly. Phelps is mildly autistic. It makes his accomplishments even more amazing.

The G Manifesto
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Roissy,

“she’s a 7.5. beauty pageant contestants are overrated.”

Exactly. Beauty pageant contestants are reject models.

Your better off hitting up your local Gentleman’s Club.

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T. AKA Ricky Raw
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Dude, the second picture is not Michael Phelps girlfriend. His girlfriend is named Nicole Johnson and she is in 1st and 3rd picture. And she is quite hot, a strong 8, maybe a weak 9 by real world standards. The chick in the second pic is Raquel Beezley, the current Miss California, and I agree, she is not that hot.

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Might have something to do with the fact that he won medals in a sport nobody gives a shit about 97% of the time.

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This blog has hit an all time low lately.

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I agree.

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Come on Roosh, basing a 10 or not on 2 pics is a little much don’t you think?

I agree with T, she’s hot.

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lol Roosh, excellent post! grin

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Lets see pictures of girls you’ve hit who are better than that so-called “7”… that girl is hot.

Talk is cheap. Pony up some pics and some undies and I’ll believe you’re hitting hotter stuff than that.

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hmm in this picture phelps has a the beginnings of a scruffy beard and what looks like long hair…

maybe this chick is his intern …:)

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She’s plenty attractive. She might be a cool person too. What’s the issue? I’d be thrilled if my gal looked like her.

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from a woman’s perspective, let’s look at the guy, whoever michael phelps is…he’s not very attractive. Maybe he makes her feel like the beauty queen she almost was and maybe that’s because (from what I gather from this post) he’s a famous athlete…whoopee! yeah, it’s sure to last…

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Phelps is doing well for his level of fame. Recall, he is a disproportionate human with giant paddle arms who probably looks pretty awkward in real life (as shown in picture 3). She may not be a 10, but without game, phelps would not land a 10…a multi-gold medal olympian is a b-list athlete in america.

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Ok, think abt this. Does it make sense for Phelps to date a ridiculous 9/10, even if he had game? Not advertising wise…the whole down-to-earth/ boy next door dating girl next door shit has to keep his stock around for another 4 yrs at least. The subway/AT&T contracts keep coming aftr the next olympics cuz the swim dorks think eh, he’s just like me, maybe i need a new razor…..he obviously can’t pull a Tom Brady, i’m gonna date the hottest ass in the world cuz you normal bums and your 7-7.5 gfs still gotta pay and watch me come sunday, move.

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he obviously can’t pull a Tom Brady

People may think I’m crazy, but I like Phelps’ girl better than Gisele, who looks great but is really overrated. Doesn’t help in judging this girl that the biggest pic is of the wrong girl altogether.

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hey ricky raw, i thought it was ALL about looks? If Gisele is so great looking what does it matter if she’s overrated in any other way? youre going against the flow here man, messing with the game…these boys want to learn how to fuck hot chicks!

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They look happy together. Isn’t that the goal in life, whether you’re happy fucking hot chicks or being with ugly ones?

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She may not be a 10, but without game, phelps would not land a 10…a multi-gold medal olympian is a b-list athlete in america.

He’s not just a multi-gold medal Olympian. He’s also filthy rich, making several million dollars a year from sponsorships and endorsements.

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I guarentee this girl is 10 times hotter (and probably cooler) than the best girl Roosh has ever nailed. There are so many ugly, stuck-up girls in the D.C. Metro area that no guy has anything better to do than read Roosh’s worthless blog vice trying to bang all the ugly chicks who abound.

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1. “People may think I’m crazy, but I like Phelps’ girl better than Gisele, who looks great but is really overrated.”

Whether or not you think she’s attractive, Gisele is a Victoria’s Secret supermodel, which greatly elevates Tom Brady in the minds of other uber-hot women and opens their legs for him.

2. “He’s not just a multi-gold medal Olympian. He’s also filthy rich, making several million dollars a year from sponsorships and endorsements.”

Plenty of hardworking millionaires are sexless dorks. He’d be one of them, except he lucked out and made it on to prime time TV and media.

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the third pic looks very old, look his hair, anyways she is ugly

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Michael looks good with his new gf

Anonymous
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are you fuckin kidding me roosh?…why don’t you post up some pics of yourself with females…

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Solid 7 – 7.5. I really need a full body shot though.

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http://www.howtopickupbeautifulwomen.com – thank god for this website!

Anonymous
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Well … the difference is he has got a gf … whereas you are out there chasing drunk chicks in the bar.

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I don’t know Michael Phelps, but I guarantee he could bang any chick you could, probably far hotter if he wanted to do it.

The point is he is dating this person because he find her attractive and she makes him happy. It’s not a contest.

You should stop worrying about what other people are doing– it’s an excuse to criticize them and make you feel superior in some respect.

You’ve gone off course dude.

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Glad that at least Michael Phelps has a girlfriend to share his success as a 14-gold medals Olympian. Good for him!

T. AKA Ricky Raw
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Are you ever going to take down that second picture of an altogether different girl? Only the 1st and 3rd picture are of Phelps’s girlfriend. One website mistakenly posted that pic of Raquel Beezley as his girlfriend Nicole Jonson and a bunch of secondary sources started repeated that mistake. You can even do a Google image search of Raquel Beezley if you want to double check.

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Dude..I think your time in Argentina probably blew the attractive scale you had previously through the roof so that could be why he is calling her a 7. By American standards she’s a solid 8 but I guess she’s considered a 5 in Argentina..

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She’s a 9.

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she straight..how bout micheal decides on what his lady is?? damn

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You Guys are Fucking Retards!
She’s like a Cute 8! or 8 and half-ish!

It’s goes to HOW BULLSHIT 1-10 Scale!

You guys have fuck-up warped perception of beauty man!

Miss California (Second Picture) she’s an 8 too.

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Stupid post. She’s hot. You’re splitting hairs.

Anonymous
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She is a cute girl. He’s not good looking. He looks like a nerdy jerk.

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I think she is good looking. The proof is in bed. She might be an awesome cocksucker, and he might be playing basketball with her head driving around town.

Any chick will start to deteriorate as time goes on. The good ones have a great attitude about sex and wear out your cock with all sort of freaky stuff, any time of day or night.