Minimize Your STD Risk

More than one-third of American women are infected with human papillomavirus (HPV), which in rare cases can lead to cervical cancer, by the time they are 24 years old, according to a study being published today.

Washington Post

This means that 33% of girls you have sex with are carrying HPV. The percentage that will tell you they have it: 0%. I have learned that women will get irregular pap smears or sores but stay silent and give you hard questioning instead in what I think is a ploy to take attention away from themselves. I’m convinced the more a girl questions me about where my dick has been, the more likely she is the one who has something. But I’m not mad at women for withholding information because there is only one person responsible for my well-being: me. It is no one’s fault but my own if I have sex without protection and get something.

While some people are in the unreasonable “I’ll never get anything!” camp, I focus on minimizing risk as much as possible without robbing myself of the man experience.

1. I avoid drunk attention whores. They are high risk and are a pain in the ass to deal with anyway.

2. I study the girl’s bedroom behavior. If a girl is ready to have sex without a condom, I imagine she has raw-dogged dozens of guys before me. So I go in with an industrial strength condom. If a girl won’t even take off her panties unless I have a condom on, I figure she is probably clean. I bust out with the thin stuff that has a 50% chance of breaking during my rough sexing.

3. I don’t plan for risky behavior. The odds I will just want to “see how it feels” increases exponentially if I haven’t hand-sexed myself in a while. Add a couple drinks to a loaded cannon and you soon may find yourself asking around for a good dermatologist. I don’t recommend hand-sex on the day of a date because you do want to go in with an aggressive edge, but if your balls are always sore and heavy then you need to re-evaluate your jerking habits.

Don’t count on women to tell you the truth because they are not good at telling it. Don’t give her your disease-free snake and then whine later that she “gave” you something. Assume the worst with every girl, wrap it up, have your fun, then call her if you want. This is an amazing time for men everywhere—don’t fuck it up for yourself by being sloppy and weak.

Sloppy and weak since 1979,

Roosh

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Jay Gatsby
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Always good advice to wrap it.

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While I agree that each individual should take responsibility for his/her own sexual health (rather than putting blind trust in one’s partners), let’s clear some things up:

First and foremost, unlike some other STDs, HPV is NOT transmitted through bodily fluids. It is a virus that lives on/in the skin, so it is passed by skin-to-skin contact. Therefore, while condom use will greatly reduce one’s risk, it doesn’t provide 100% protection.

“I have learned that women will get irregular pap smears or sores but stay silent…”

Irregular pap smears are NOT necessarily the result of HPV–you can have an abnormal pap due to stress, other illness, a poor sample, etc. Also, the types of HPV that cause sores/warts are different from the types that cause cervical cancer.

I’m certainly not excusing women (or men, for that matter) who know they have a STD but do not inform their partners–I’m just making sure that this conversation is accurate on all sides.

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Pretty Ricky says, “condoms are for sailors” Plus once you reach a certain age 29, you’re out of the age range catch anything serious.

Hold up what?

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This was the funnies post in a long time….I almost choked on my sandwich……..

PS. I wrap it up all the time…..*Bonus = it gives me extra 30 seconds of sexy time, so now i can go the full minute.

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Christ. You are a moron. In your haste to blame everything on women, you neglect to mention that men silently carry this and pass it on, condom or no. It’s so prevalent that you are probably walking around with it right now. And guess what? There’s no treatment for it, so even if women get it (which does not always show up on the pap) they have to sit around and wait for it to either go away or turn into precancerous cells. Before you let your hatred of women consume you, try getting your facts straight. Men are just as much to blame as women in this.

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I always carry a couple rubbers on me when on the hunt, but primarily because the first one of the night’s only in use for 30 seconds or so. I never thought about carrying a variety of condoms before. Not even different flavors. Good tip. Although I’m not too worried about catching cervical cancer.

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Roosh, in that a large percentage of males carry HPV (equal to that of the females) and, in that most display no visible symptoms (also like women), they are unaware of it. You should also consider getting tested. It’s not a female-specific STD.

And Betty Joan is correct – condoms don’t prevent the spread of HPV – but every little bit helps.

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Seriously, did you give this any thought whatsoever genius? You carry the virus around in your body and contribute to infecting more. Condoms don’t protect, and men don’t have symptoms, so there’s not even a test for men. You’re off the hook! And since according to you, only dirty sluts get this disease, it should be an added bonus if any of them happen to die of cervical cancer, right?

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Too easy Roosh just get the sex from virgins your std condom problem will be solved. Or take the woman straight to the clinic before sex. Either way you should be good to go.

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Oh yea and you have to put all these survey’s into perspective. If all the survey’s where true we would all have aids and be dead.

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A heavy coverage of pubes will hide any visual evidence of STD’s from an overly-inquisitive woman.

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The Center for Disease Control has a page of interesting information, HPV and Men.

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I agree that even condoms don’t really stop all stds like hpv. Its a skin disease and you could catch it anyway.

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Roosh good buddy –

Just be advised that condoms are not 100% safe, and women will lie about having an STD and can easily put on a good convincing dog and pony show to give you the impression is Ms. Polly Purebread. Most guys do not realize this, or maybe they do but once they get a whiff of pussy in the moment, BAM! guys just forget all these important factors. On many occasions with many chicks I have had were gusher skanks, and I am talking when a chick spews gallons of fuck juice from her stinkbox before and during her orgasm. Every time that has happened when the vaginal tsunami was over, regardless of condom being used properly and not broken, my ball sack, and to a lesser degree my cock was covered in her discharge. I am just lucky that each time and each chick did not have some kind of venereal Andromeda strain in her STD portal. If one is a playa out there and having multiple partners, there is still going to be a risk unless one is into dry humping or something. Just my 2 cents.

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the problem is, you can still get HPV even with a condom

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Roosh, you should post your STD tests! That would be so killer!