More than one-third of American women are infected with human papillomavirus (HPV), which in rare cases can lead to cervical cancer, by the time they are 24 years old, according to a study being published today.
This means that 33% of girls you have sex with are carrying HPV. The percentage that will tell you they have it: 0%. I have learned that women will get irregular pap smears or sores but stay silent and give you hard questioning instead in what I think is a ploy to take attention away from themselves. I’m convinced the more a girl questions me about where my dick has been, the more likely she is the one who has something. But I’m not mad at women for withholding information because there is only one person responsible for my well-being: me. It is no one’s fault but my own if I have sex without protection and get something.
While some people are in the unreasonable “I’ll never get anything!” camp, I focus on minimizing risk as much as possible without robbing myself of the man experience.
1. I avoid drunk attention whores. They are high risk and are a pain in the ass to deal with anyway.
2. I study the girl’s bedroom behavior. If a girl is ready to have sex without a condom, I imagine she has raw-dogged dozens of guys before me. So I go in with an industrial strength condom. If a girl won’t even take off her panties unless I have a condom on, I figure she is probably clean. I bust out with the thin stuff that has a 50% chance of breaking during my rough sexing.
3. I don’t plan for risky behavior. The odds I will just want to “see how it feels” increases exponentially if I haven’t hand-sexed myself in a while. Add a couple drinks to a loaded cannon and you soon may find yourself asking around for a good dermatologist. I don’t recommend hand-sex on the day of a date because you do want to go in with an aggressive edge, but if your balls are always sore and heavy then you need to re-evaluate your jerking habits.
Don’t count on women to tell you the truth because they are not good at telling it. Don’t give her your disease-free snake and then whine later that she “gave” you something. Assume the worst with every girl, wrap it up, have your fun, then call her if you want. This is an amazing time for men everywhere—don’t fuck it up for yourself by being sloppy and weak.
Sloppy and weak since 1979,