My Doug

Dear Doug,

I’ve been seeing you for two years now without complaint. I came to you after I ended my three year relationship with Anthony and his inconsistent ways. He was much cheaper but you know me—I need complete satisfaction. You were so green when I first started seeing you, with your wide availability and barely-visible corner space, but you kept introducing new techniques that made me feel good about coming back for more.

This past weekend I noticed you had three stations, an entire row. They are not going to give you all that space and not raise your price, so I mentally lubed up my ass for the pounding it was about to receive. Sure enough, the price came to $50. With $12 tip on top of that, you now cost the same amount as a weekend date that ends in sex. I went out that night and girls made fun of me, telling me their haircuts cost less than mine. It’s not your fault, but I’ve lost all my alpha male credibility. I felt so beta the next day that I bought a couple Armani Exchange shirts and some steroids from the internet. Therefore I don’t think I can see you again—professionally, anyway. You’ve always liked my hair long so I think I will try your advice and be a ponytail guy like Choco from Domino. Don’t worry, I’ll let a couple strands hang on my face like you said. I’ll stop by soon because you know I like checking out all your coworkers.

With big love,

Roosh

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Phil
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Fantastic Sams

eugenius
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talk about rape…….

eugenius
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i bet he is the type that doesnt even want to listen to the way you want your hair cut…..he is an “artist”……. :-))))

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$50 for a cut? and you still gave that man a tip??? he’d be lucky if i left without stealing something….

The Dude
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With hair as long as yours I am kind of not surprised about the price.

Days of Broken Arrows
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If all you need is to trim long hair go to a Hair Cuttery in the suburbs. There’s usually a good looking young girl who gives you a wash beforehand — ever had one of these? They hang over you and put their boobs in your face while they “wash.” I’m convinced girls who get this job are exhibitionists. As for the place, yeah it’s low-class and cheesy, but when you have really long hair and just need a trim — who cares?

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Doug? Anthony?

I don’t even know the name of the dude that cuts my hair. Something Korean. He calls me sir and I call him the same. And I can tip him decent and still get change from a 20.

Of course, I could do like most Jewish dudes and still get my hair cut by my mother. I think I’ll stick with the Korean gentleman.

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What the heck is going on back in the states. 50 dollars for a haircut. 20 dollars. Good Lord time to open a salon in the states only costs about 6k. Why not save some money and have a significant other cut your hair and shave you. Nothing like lying in your wife, girlfriends lap and having her shave you. It is one of the finer things in life and one of the best reasons to have a woman. Intimacy level high. Relaxation level high. Cost 0. Ok so the haircut thing takes a little practice but it will grow back. No wonder people having so many problems if there are no benefits to being a couple.

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Gunslinger, what the hell are you talking about? You’re at the wrong site if you trust a woman to be near your throat with a razor. I very much doubt that Roosh would listen to advice like that.

I took a quick look at your blog, and I have a suggestion. Spend a little bit of your savings and learn how to formulate a sentence. Reading your blog made my eyes bleed. I now find myself wishing for you to be bankrupt.

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Gunslinger, I don’t get it. If you’re having a girl shave you and your head is in her lap I’m pretty sure you’re turned around the wrong way.

Regardless, if you’re letting a aignificant other attack your head with scissors, you’re clearly not worried about how you’ll look to other women.

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Lol beefy that’s what my nco’s back in the day said when I told em my girlfriend shaves me. Really they where just to balless to ask there woman. Oh yea and they also thought sex 3 times a day was crazy, as they no longer had sex as married men lol naa Jewcano it is all about the man in the shaving process you don’t have to do a dang thing for her during that time. 69 comes after. That was back in the day. I don’t have my woman with me now I don’t even get haircuts lol unless I go back home. Your right though I don’t have to worry about how I look anymore as I have my soulmate plus my pick of quite a few million other woman who don’t base there love on looks. About the blog like I said anyone can be rich if they want to. I postulated a theory that I have always had and I am proving it every day.