My Travel Buddies

For two weeks I’ve been travelling with two moai statues. The first head I’ve named Little Steve.

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After a day he complained about being lonely so I returned to the market and bought him a friend.

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Meet Big Steve. He is made of stone and is a bit inconvenient to travel with. Last week I rested him on the ledge of the top bunk to be funny but he fell when the maid was making my bed and nearly killed her. Good thing she has a sense of humor! Since then I put him on my pillow and she never fails to tuck him in.

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Signs that you are __________ while travelling…

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mike says
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my fill in the blank answer: …slowly starting to miss uncomplicated human interaction (if such a thing exists)…

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_______ – not getting laid

miik
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Getting head?

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___becoming a “moai lady”___

:catlady:

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___:cry:____

gringo
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they have maids in mexico? i mean…south america?

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fyi, the rest of the English speaking world spells it “travelling” wink

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…losing your mind…

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Fucking Lonely

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Paint hair on him and pretend its me

Genevieve
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haha that’s awesome.

i think it’s a sign that some foreign bacteria has nestled in your brain.

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som and his hilarious comments are back once again

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this reminds me of “Wilson” in Cast Away…..