Nature’s Program

For millions of years, the worker ant has been following a genetic program to serve its queen. To maintain a harmonious society, it commits its life in the hive to one of hard labor. It’s good work but not always easy.

One day a mysterious mind-altering chemical is sprayed over the queen. It inexplicably leaves the worker ants and serves a new master, the wasp. The queen is initially hesitant about this change, but the wasp is bigger and stronger, and promises to give its new subject even more benefits than the worker ants could provide for her. All the queen ant has to do is work just a bit harder than before.

Thanks to the wasp’s better mobility, it is able to shower the queen with more gifts and exotic foods that she has never before seen. The queen is happy that her increased labor is resulting in an increased gain of stuff received.

After working for the wasp for many months, the queen can’t say she’s happier. In fact, she’s less happy, with a dull dissatisfaction that plagues its days no matter how much stuff the wasp gives it. The wasp, seeing this dissatisfaction, sprays her with more chemical to keep her confused. It then distracts her with various gossip from the grasshopper hive and also tells her that with just a little bit more work, she can get the new type of bread crumb that the preying mantises are eating. The queen decides not to return to the worker ants because she doesn’t want to receive less gifts, food, and entertainment. To her, happiness is material, something she can touch with her mandible.

So the queen stays with the wasp until her death, thinking she made the correct life decision. The wasp, of course, received much more from the queen’s labor than what it gave her, becoming the richest wasp around. The queen died with nothing, not even a bread crumb to her name, with muscles that were strained from hard labor.

As much free will as human beings think they have, we’ve been programmed by nature to fulfill a certain mission. Nature rewards us with the release of enjoyable neurotransmitters if we do so. Even if the mission appears basic and maybe even “boring,” going against it will guarantee dissatisfaction for the animal subject.

Human males are programmed for adventure, accomplishment, and procreation.

Human females are programmed for nesting, communication, and procreation.

The chemical being sprayed upon all of us, particularly women, has them serving a new power instead of having a natural relationship with the worker ant, which is the human male. She bows down to her new masters: her consulting firm, Facebook, Apple computer, gender neutrality groupthink, restaurant week, and so on, receiving much more validation and worldly enjoyment than one man could possibly give her. Yet she is less happy than ever. She is becoming mentally sick, self medicating more than her species ever has in human history.

In spite of this, she would never trade in her new masters for a single hard-working man. She doesn’t want to be a “stay at home mom,” a phrase that the wasp has cleverly redefined as “slave.” Every now and then she suspects she would be happier if she went back to the ant hive, but then she thinks of how the wasp would no longer give her shiny gifts that the worker ants cannot possibly carry on their backs. She decides to remain with the wasp, dying alone and unhappy.

If you go against the program that nature has installed in you, you will become sick. To tell all women that their path to happiness is to run the male program instead of the female program they were born with is one of the biggest lies told to womankind. The result is what we see now: a collective collapse of women into derangement and masculinity, of entitled women who have a loose grasp on reality and what it means to be human.

The wasp is getting nervous now. The worker ants are not happy that their queen were stolen from them. Their revolt is just beginning, but deep inside they know that natural order will never be restored to their hive. The best thing they can do is travel a long distance to a new hive where the wasp has not yet sprayed its chemical on the queen.

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Ben
Ben
8 years ago

Queens love a good spraying.

Lurker
Lurker
8 years ago

Wat

samseau
samseau
8 years ago

“Human females are programmed for nesting, communication, and procreation.”

There’s your answer. The “nesting” program females follow means they’re more likely to stick with their job over their boyfriend because nesting is higher up on their programming order.

Brandon
Brandon
8 years ago

New hive it is…after I fuck as many of these disoriented queens as I can!

Lumiere
Lumiere
8 years ago

“Human females are programmed for nesting, communication, and procreation.”

Not quite.

Human females are programmed for a desire for alpha genes and a desire for financial and material security.

Gmac
8 years ago

This is going to go over a lot of heads.

I’m diggin’ the analogies. The sad fact is western women really are becoming more lonely, unhappy, and distracted by social media and technology. I have dated more women afflicted by depression, various forms of anxiety, ADHD, and other mental illnesses than I ever thought possible (though they often hide it). Unfortunately, I think this problem is only going to get worse.

Of course, the average worker ant is none the wiser… he couldn’t capture the queen’s interest for more than a moment if he wanted.

Tampa
Tampa
8 years ago

You forgot to mention nature’s ultimate regulator of the female ego and choice….

Father time.

They can’t escape it. It nails them to the wall…literally. Then the worker bees don’t even want her anymore. Pretty sad

Gmac
8 years ago

Those women I’m talking about are the ones who use social media more than anyone else… Obsessed with pop culture, sites like facebook and pinterest, etc.

Soup
Soup
8 years ago

It’s either game or the end for the ants.

jesse
jesse
8 years ago

who are these human males that are adventuring and taking risks and accomplishing things?

sitting at a desk in a cubicle and working to pay his mortgage is hardly adventure and accomplishment.

you could write another one of these and argue the human male is also failing to live up to his programming.

perhaps the programming for men and women is changing (evolving)?

[Roosh: Less than a month ago.. http://www.rooshv.com/are-you-a-slave ]

Anonymous
Anonymous
8 years ago

I wonder how much Roosh will eventually change the future of feminism, females, and humankind in general? Before I discovered Rooshv.com, I knew a few of the concepts he talks about, but I turned a blind eye… ‘Cause that’s what society taught me to do. Seeing it all put in front of me the way Roosh writes it changed me forever, though. I now look at the world from an entirely different perspective, and opinions more honestly, with greater scrutiny. These writings invoke such a desire to escape from this backwards society, it almost feels like a necessity. Maybe eventually, everyone will realise what Roosh has been saying all along. Maybe an apocalypse really is coming in 2012… Where Roosh is the messiah we’ve been waiting for.. Ending society as we know it and invoking a new way of thinking, and allowing society to actually progress into territory, previously restricted by illogical laws and misinformed rules. All I can do is hope, and say viva la revolucion!

Anonymous
Anonymous
8 years ago

@Gmac

Explain. Why is this going to go over a lot of heads? The author makes his point in a fairly straightforward fashion.

“I’m diggin’ the analogies.”

I’m so sick of you beta fan-boys. You point and laugh at people for being “distracted by social media and technology.” What a lame and hypocritical argument. You’re doing exactly that by following this blog, subscribing to Twitter updates, and obsessing over what half the population is or isn’t doing.

Pfft, programming… go play your Xbox.

Gmac
8 years ago

Beta fanboy? You’re a funny guy [troll].

There’s a huge difference between spending time improving yourself while collaborating with and learning from other men… and what women do, which is waste enormous amounts of time being unproductive.

I’m using social media to build my “brand”, so to speak, whereas women use it solely for attention.

Try again.

jesse
jesse
8 years ago

@ roosh

yeah. i read that. it still begs the question: why are males living against their programming?

as samseau points out above, females are achieving the nesting function of their programming as well as the communication (just no procreation). that’s 2 out of 3 on your programming list.

human males, on the other hand, appear to be satisfying neither of the 3 parts of the male programming (adventure, achievement, procreation).

human males appear an even bigger failure than females. why?

James
James
4 years ago
Reply to  jesse

Yes I agree with you. I think it’s because women are in charge since we have the vaginas. So men aren’t “stepping up” because they’re shamed by feminists if they do. So instead they’re compliant in order to meet the most basic and strongest need: connect and procreate.

Anonymous
Anonymous
8 years ago

back at Gmac:
Your brand? You use a pic of Jason Statham as your avatar. You don’t think it’s a complete beta mindset to mimic celebrity idols? Unless of course I’m talking to THE Jason Statham, which if that’s the case, I am a HUGE fan of your work sir. I say beta because you guys swarm around this stuff like frat boys around a warm keg. You’re not offering advice or contributing additional content. You’re just nodding your head in agreement with every satirical word he writes. It’s the cyberspace equivalent of slapping each other’s ass in the locker room. I don’t disagree with Roosh, although he’s a little dark and tasteless for me at times. But hey, he’s got books to sell. What makes me laugh is how he at least is living HIS dream. Most of the guys who post on here, well… Roosh is living their dream for them while they ‘unproductively’ rant about [the concept] of women.

doclove
doclove
8 years ago

@ 15 Anonymous
Most men aren’t meant to live like Roosh. Few have his wisdom, intelligence and luck and whatever else makes his lifestyle possible. That doesn’t mean you can not learn from him and make your life at least a little better. Knowledge is power to one degree or another, and Roosh has given all of you knowledge or reminded you of it if you learned it yourself. Roosh and others on the net have done as much as anyone can in their position to help men see through the “Matrix” to see that they are being used, abused and discarded for little to no reward and being punished even though they have done little to no wrong just for being Western, American and male.

The only thing I’d add is that the wasp is getting the queen ant to make the male ants(Average Frustrated Chump) work harder for less today than in the past. You don’t want to be a male ant. You want to be a (Cad-player) wasp. At the very least if failing to be a wasp be a rogue ant(Men Go Their Own Way) as much as possible and stop feeding the system as much as you can. I realize this may not be totally possible, but any way you can starve the system then do so. At minimum, most if not all of you can avoid marriage if you’re single or certainly avoid getting re-married and maybe divorced if you are married.

Jordan
Jordan
8 years ago

Another Winner Roosh Loved The Post!

silent
silent
8 years ago

The “wasp” is statism. So yeah, this story has gone over a lot of people’s heads

Gmac
8 years ago

Yes, my brand. See, I’m a young entrepreneur with a book on the way too.

Yeah, I could easily pass for a younger, less brawny Jason Statham in the real world… hence the avatar. Besides, outing myself right now wouldn’t be in my best interest personally or professionally.

Anyhow, if I don’t agree with something someone writes, I often don’t comment at all. Simple as that.

It’s not every day I have the chance to explain why I do the things I do, so you have my thanks.

Black Medici
Black Medici
8 years ago

I like the analogy.

However, it’s basic and is always the nature of things. The lioness just doesn’t give up her conquered prey to the lion, she fights him; he whoops her ass or punks her and she submits. A lot of dudes aren’t fighting and they’re mad that the women aren’t submitting.

A lot of the power that feminist have is due to men deciding that they’re not going to fight women’s nature. Women’s nature is to constantly challenge men, because we’re their leaders. They’re like the masses, they criticize their politicians, but few of them want to have the responsibility of dealing with what comes in that kind of position.

A lot of men today, are simply responding to any demands women make, and have created a generation of themselves who are incapable of leading and guiding women towards their salvation, which is submission. I don’t blame women for feminism or any of that other stuff, they don’t know no better, most of these dumb women have never had any guidance or leadership in their entire lives, they’re like chickens with their heads cut off – no direction.

We all know these feminist don’t want to lead men, especially straight men, what’s attractive about telling a man what to do, and taking responsibility for his security, economics and politics…what would separate us from their children if they had to uplift and protect us? Don’t get mad at the dog who barks loudly whenever someone walks past his home, blame the owner for not teaching that dog how to shut the hell up and act appropriately.

James
James
4 years ago
Reply to  Black Medici

Could not agree more

Anonymous
Anonymous
8 years ago

Roosh V: traveler, observer, biologist. I’m lovin it.

Bunga
Bunga
8 years ago

Wasps, queens, ants? Roosh, what on earth are you smoking over there in Rusia dude?

Anonymous
Anonymous
8 years ago

The Queen’s behavior is merely a symptom. The underlying disorder is that the worker ants decided to prop up the wasp, to the point where he is almost omnipotent and they are impotent; hence he is able to give the queen more than any of them ever could. All of it stolen from them, of course; while they sit around making excuses for why that is somehow more sophistimecated than simply exterminating the thieves the way worker ants are supposed to.

If the worker ants would just figure that out, and act accordingly, things would sort itself out in no time. It’s not like basic survival and procreation is exactly rocket science.

Anonymous
Anonymous
8 years ago

Typically naturalistic fallacy by a pseudo-scientist. We don’t have to live by how nature programmed us to live. Unlike every other animal species, we humans have what’s called free will – we are the only animals with the capacity to fight against our natural drive to achieve greater goods.

Samuel
8 years ago

Highly enjoyed this post.