I’m ready to do a comparison of these two countries that mainly focus on the women. I’ve lived in Poland for almost a year and Ukraine for seven months, so I believe I’m qualified to attempt this analysis. In addition, I’ve had two trips that took me back and forth from the two countries, giving me clear side-by-side comparisons. Let’s begin…
I was on the fence for the longest time about which country has more beautiful women. The reason is I became well-aware of a Ukrainian girl’s ability at beautification through makeup and other artificial enhancements. In spite of that, I’m ready to declare that Ukrainian girls, as a whole, are indeed more beautiful than Polish girls. If you take away a Ukrainian’s girls makeup and take away a Polish girl’s makeup, Ukrainian girls will come out on top due to softer facial curves that have better proportions (Polish women have a genetic strain that gives many of them a prominent and unattractive witch face). The most beautiful Polish girls look Ukrainian while the ugliest Ukrainian girls look Polish.
If you like thin, petite women, Ukrainian women have a clear edge. I estimate that around 30% of Polish women are at least chubby, whereas in Ukraine that number is under 15%. In Poland you also see many women with linebacker body frames.
When I first visited Poland, I noticed in the supermarkets that young Polish students stocked up on a lot of soda and chips. At the time I wondered how they could eat junk food and remain thin, but that type of eating takes time to reveal itself. Two years later, it’s very obvious to me that Polish women are getting bigger. Unfortunately, foreign men will not hesitate to go after a fat Polish girl, enabling this obesity, while in Ukraine foreign men are reluctant to chase fatties. It is ten times harder for a fat Ukrainian girl to get laid than a fat Polish girl.
Polish women offer more curves in the form of larger breasts and plumper ass. Ukrainian women are like white Asian girls, and while you can find large butts, it can be challenging to do so. Polish women are built for ploughing and vigorous sex while Ukrainian women are built for knitting and walking in high heels. It’s interesting to me how great the shape differential is even though the countries share a large border.
Polish women are sweet, patient, curious, and friendly. They are a joy to spend time with. On the flip side, a Ukrainian woman may take a long time to reveal her personality to you, and once she does, it may be sorely lacking, not necessarily because she’s hollow inside, but because her comfort level with you—a non Kiev Rus barbarian—is low and she is embarrassed to appear stupid while speaking English. I have dated Ukrainian girls whose personalities blew away the best I could find in Poland, but for most guys it will be easier to find a pleasant Polish girl than a pleasant Ukrainian girl.
A Western man will on average find it easier to get laid in Poland, but exceptions are common. I remember my first night back in Poland after four months in Odessa when I saw a drunk Polish girl grinding on a guy and making out with him. Instinctively I thought, “What a slut!” It’s not because she really was a slut, but because I hadn’t seen that behavior at all in Odessa. In Ukraine, it’s rare for me to kiss a girl the same night I meet her, but in Poland you can do so with a girl who has a boyfriend. One-night stands or first-date bangs aren’t rare in Poland, but they are in Ukraine.
An important note to mention is that Ukraine excels for the older man, because the girls absolutely do not care if you are 35 and beyond. Men under 30 would do better in Poland while men over 30 should try Ukraine, though Polish girls dig older men too.
Ukrainian girls are simply not good in bed, perhaps the worst I’ve encountered in my travels. They view sex more as something to be endured them a means of self-gratification. They are also pretty horrible at sucking dick. Polish women, on the other hand, while not as pornographic as American women, have a far healthier attitude towards sex that translates into competent performances inside the bedroom. Ukrainian women may take quite a bit of training to please you while Polish women are better right out the box.
Standard Of Living
It’s not easy living in Ukraine. The people come across as rude. English is not common. Commercial products and amenities are at a basic level. Cab drivers go for the jugular when giving you fares since meters are nonexistent. Service is absolutely horrendous. Accomplishing even simple things like going to the dentist can be a major headache. Poland, however, is close to America when it comes to modern amenities, and is rapidly closing the gap. The cost of living is comparable in both countries, though Poland is somehow cheaper.
From my above list, it would be logical for me to declare Poland the winner, but I simply can’t. The reason is that Ukraine has thinner girls who are more beautiful, the two most important factors for me. While I do value things like personality and sexual performance, it’s quite hard to go from Ukraine to Poland and accept the sharp drop-off in beauty. I know I should be happier overall in Poland, but being able to put attempts on 8s and 9s in Ukraine is quite invigorating. While foreign men may take a while until they get a Ukrainian 8+, just being able to try actually yields a nugget of masculine happiness that Poland simply can not provide.
An Italian man once told me that Ukraine is the major leagues while Poland is the minor leagues. I understand the reason for such a comparison because in Poland you need very basic game to get bangable girls, while in Ukraine you may need to completely upend your game system and learn many new skills (including Russian) to succeed with quality women. But one you crack this Ukrainian plateau, which will involve a lot of bad dates, you start to establish your skillset, and it then becomes easier for you to get hotter in Ukraine than Poland. If you give me a set timeline of four weeks, I will bang a higher quality average in Ukraine than Poland, but in Poland I will bang a higher quantity. Sadly, I have less energy for a quantity game and am moving towards mini-relationships.
I can not declare either one more superior than the other—it will simply depend on what you want. If you’re looking for fun and relatively easier sex with girls who speak great English, Poland comes out on top. If you want stoic but hotter girls who are always dressed up like they are about to walk on a model runway, Ukraine is a better choice. While Poland will always have a special place in my heart, it looks like that my destiny in pushing me towards Russian-speaking countries so that I can achieve the highest level of beauty that the female human species has to offer.
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