Poosy Paradise

Today I’m excited to release my newest book, Poosy Paradise, a memoir that details my time in Romania.

The Cover

Poosy Paradise
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The Official Book Description

My search for poosy paradise led me to a grisly city in Eastern Romania that had a plentiful supply of beautiful girls. It’s a place that no sane man would voluntarily live in had it not contained the best fruit of what the human female species can offer.

After blanketing Romanian television and newspapers as the “famous American sex writer” and a “world Don Juan,” I was determined to leverage the temporary fame with my existing game to experience nonstop fornication with the world’s most beautiful women. The result was not exactly what I expected.

In this book you’ll find:

  • Dozens of first-hand accounts of what it’s like to pursue girls in Romania
  • My latest moves and techniques for getting laid
  • Commentary on how big of a role finding poosy paradise is for the lives of modern Western men

Poosy Paradise is the true story of my two month adventure in Eastern Romania, a place where I believed all my sexual dreams would come true.

The Early Reader Review

“L’Etranger” of our times. That’s what the inescapable conclusion is after reading “Poosy Paradise”, a book that details Roosh’s foray into Romania and his struggles with fame. Roosh takes us on a wild ride through the truths often left-unsaid, sparing neither the lively characters he encounters nor his own playboy persona during his adventures in the deliberately-unnamed Romanian city.

Depending on their experiences in life, I feel that people will be either in awe or disgusted upon reading through the tremendous analytic process that deals with Roosh’s skill at game, his overall strategy in selecting cities and countries, and of course his overall evaluation of the spoils he reaps there. Yet to get either all teary-eyed or angry at this book is to miss the point. The point of the book is honesty – no more, no less. Its utterly sincere core is what makes the book so interesting to read, as well as and so unusual in today’s world.

Dialogues might be the best part of the book simply because of the hilarious consequences that Roosh’s honesty produces. When he stopped to ask a woman who was trying to give him dating advice “How many women have you had sex with?”, I nearly spit out my drink. There are dozens of such entertaining conversations, both with men and women. The writing style always kept me in suspense, even when it was obvious what would happen.

The book is strewn with little bits of insight that the observant reader will find helpful, no matter his level of game. From techniques at maneuvering girls into his apartment to making “sex potions”, they are universally refreshing. I particularly enjoyed the observations about fame and how smartphones affect the nature of texting.

The same honesty that makes Poosy Paradise so intriguing is also what gives the book an ultimately depressing undertone. He describes how men are struggling more and more, enduring increasing disrespect and flaking despite achieving ever higher levels of attractiveness. I was especially struck by the scene in which he reconnects with an old prospect who blatantly ignores her own date. Poor guy.

Roosh’s struggle with long-lasting happiness permeates the book. When things are not going well, he is unhappy over the tiniest details. When things are going well, it’s the same. While it drives him to success, this tormented existence also seems to snuff out joy and pride.

This painful combination is what ultimately makes Poosy Paradise so special – a philosophical book rather than a travel guide, game guide or memoir. Such honesty and insight about the world might be depressing (for me at least), but they are hard to find nowadays.

An excellent read.

The Six Bonuses

If you purchase the ebook edition of Poosy Paradise before Sunday at midnight, you get the following six bonuses:

20 Tips To Help You Get Laid While Traveling (pdf)

It will be hard for you to fail on your trip if you follow the advice in this document. I share all the tips (some old, some new) that will help ensure your visit to any international city is sexually successful. You’ll learn…

  • how long to stay in a city and which days are best for a bang mission
  • whether you should focus on night game or day game
  • easy openers that work in any country
  • a simple routine that speeds up the sex process on girls who aren’t as slutty as American girls
  • an easy move to weed out girls who aren’t serious about getting banged by you

We’re almost at the point of love tourism where if you fail to get laid within a two week period, it’s due to poor effort on your part than a lack of information or knowledge.

My Thoughts On 78 International Cities (pdf)

This 13-page document is a trip down memory lane that spans the past nine years, starting in 2005 with my trip to Venezuela and ending in 2014 with my stay in Russia. I share brief remarks on every city I’ve been to in 26 countries (except Spain and Italy, which were more like sightseeing trips). I hope to leave you with the least amount of doubt possible on whether the cities reviewed are worth it for you to visit or not. If you’re planning any serious travel to South America or Eastern Europe, this guide will help narrow it down for you so you don’t waste time with inferior cities.

A Friendly Guide To Becoming Conversational In The Russian Language (pdf)

I’ve been studying Russian on and off for the past couple years, but intensively for the past 7 months. I’m at the cusp of being conversational (my Russian teacher says I’m at level B1). This is a decent accomplishment considering how hard the language is. In this document, I share the best resources and tips to get you up to speed so that you can meet women using the Russian language. I also include the order at which you should begin to tackle the language so you don’t frustrate yourself and quit prematurely.

5 Things You Should Know About Russia

In this 9-minute private Youtube video, I give you a no-bullshit summary of my recent two-month adventure in Russia. You’ll learn…

  • the primary aesthetic and personality differences between Russian girls and Ukrainian girl (and how that will affect your game)
  • the biggest obstacle to staying in Russia long term
  • how you must prepare yourself for “face control”
  • additional tips on how to make your Russia trip successful

I’ll probably share some of this information on the blog eventually, but you get to take advantage of my analysis before everyone else.

10 City Datasheet Package

Late last year I sold a package of ten datasheets on the following cities:

  • Montreal
  • Toronto
  • Chisinau (Moldova)
  • Lublin (Poland)
  • Warsaw
  • Bucharest (Romania)
  • Cluj (Romania)
  • Iasi (Romania)
  • Kiev
  • Odessa (Ukraine)

Each datasheet contains…

  • summaries on how to run game in each city along with descriptions on the appearance and vibe of the local talent
  • 107 total reviews for day and night venues that give you the best advice for meeting women
  • official web links for most day and night venues so you can check out a spot beforehand by viewing photos and schedules
  • straight talk on if the city will be worth it for you or not
  • 34 total pages (14,736 words) of analysis

Though I published these PDFs last year, the package still contains tons of fresh tips and venue advice.

28% discount off the regular price

You get all of the above—232 total pages of travel stories, advice, data, and strategy for… $5. After Sunday, the bonuses will disappear forever and the price of the book alone will rise to $6.99. These specials are only available this weekend, no exceptions!

Get Poosy Paradise + Bonuses

Click one of the following links to continue:

If you buy Poosy Paradise from Amazon, forward your receipt to [email protected] to get your bonuses. Receipt must be dated before Monday, August 4.

Poosy Paradise is my fourth memoir. You can clearly see my development but also the changing struggles from my first memoir, A Dead Bat In Paraguay. If you’re new to my work, I recommend reading all my memoirs in the order I published them by grabbing the below package for $14.97. The download package contains pdf, mobi, and epub formats for each book, along with the bonuses.

Click here to order the Quadruple Memoir Combo

I started writing my first book, Bang, back in 2006. In the past eight years, I’ve written 17 books that contain 1,868 pages and 680,149 words. I’ve also produced both the Bang and Day Bang audiobooks with the help of professional voice actors. In this godzilla combo special, get all 17 books, the two audiobooks in mp3 format (11 hours and 45 minutes total length), and the Poosy Paradise bonuses for only $35. The price will go up after Sunday.

Click here to order the My Life’s Work Combo (555 megabyte download)

I’ll be online all weekend so email me if you have a question or a problem with downloading.

Like always, I thank you for your support, and I hope that my work continues to give you value. I will keep documenting my life’s journey for you, both the good and the bad.

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Spuz
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Wait… If I purchase the paperback on Amazon I won’t get the bonuses?

Roosh_V
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Yup both Kindle and paperback purchases apply… just forward the receipt to [email protected].

ThunderGuts
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I bought it off amazon and sent in my receipt, yet to receive the bonus content.

Roosh Fan
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Congrats on the new book Roosh.

Roosh if you had to choose Latin America or Easten Europe for your first bang mission which would you go with?

PS- I know you are an expert on expat lifestyle and resources to do that. Could you write a review on great websites, books, etc. that are good for those interested in expatriating from the Anglosphere like you did.

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Very tough call. I would just pick based on the type of women you want. That’s what I did.

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Pretty much most men will agree that Eastern Europe is better. Hotter girls who are sweeter and nicer.

Latin America will be of preference to those men who like drama. If you dislike Western girls, you will probably be lukewarm about Latin America. If you are someone who enjoys the banter and drama of Western girls, then Latin America may be good.

But still, I think beauty and sweetness is something men appreciate universally. These are both to be found more abundantly in Eastern Europe.

G Ron
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Young white pussy is all I want.

preppin
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Great advice about the Latin girls. I thought I’d spend some time down in S & Central Amercia checking out the talent (being half Colombain I’ve got some contacts down there). But man are they quick to turn your life into a Novela should you start being Alpha male outside of your “relationship.” Besides, I love blondes with an occasional side of fiery redhead.

G Ron
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What are some good cities to target for blondes and redheads?

Parachute
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Cities in Scotland and Norway. Any really

Totallyathing
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Irish girls are better than Scottish girls, in terms of character. Looks wise, there’s little difference.

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If I buy the ebooks first, will I get a discount on the paperback edition if I buy it later? I prefer paper, but I’m in the middle of traveling and need something to read now on the computer.

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No because Amazon is a separate system from me selling ebooks directly via Paypal.

But if you buy the paperback on Amazon, you get a discount on the kindle edition.

Romanian Girl
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I want third-party evidence that the author has actually slept with a single girl in Romania?

I know, I wouldn’t.

Mike
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Just bought it and looking forward to the read. I wonder how much of the practical application of game in this book might be applicable to Bulgaria, where I’ve been residing for the last year and a half (been doing mostly nightgame and online dating, really gotta get going with more daygame).

I’ll be in Bucharest for a few days this month, but there won’t be much time for women. But it’s not too far from Sofia, so another longer trip in the future is certainly not out of the question.

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I don’t think it will be that similar. I hear that Bulgaria has more of an Eastern game (like Ukraine). But I don’t know for sure.

Mike
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Since my Bulgarian is still limited to practical things, I’ve mostly ended up going out with girls who speak English very well and who have generally had decent or good educations and jobs.
Most of them quite well behaved and easy going – and some more traditional in their values than others (had a first date this afternoon with a nice girl who actually proudly listed her cooking abilities, first one of those I’ve had in a while), but they don’t seem particularly similar to the image I get when reading yours and others reports about Ukranian and Russian girls.

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Thanks 1×10^6 Rossh. Just picked it up. This what I needed. BTW, I don’t recall any reports or coverage on Hungary in the other books and reports. Have you covered that in the past books or datasheets?

Roosh_V
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I’ve never been to Hungary. Guys keep telling me to go, though.

preppin
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Yeah. A lot of guys (and girls) have told me to go to hell. But I haven’t check it out, not yet.

Joey
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Have you been to Norway or Sweden?

Belarus seems good. From what Ive heard about it you would dominate Minsk.

Lukashenko
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I live in Minsk and trust me he wouldn’t.

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hey roosh, congats on the new book just bought it off ibooks, dont give a shit about discounts , how do i access the additional material?!

pa. sorry to fuel the bonus material confusion

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Forward your receipt to [email protected]

Mr.Truth
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Same old, same old material, nothing new here, move on

turkishcandy
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you really know how to market, Roosh. great job

TomP
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Reading way too many books concurrently to start this anytime soon, perhaps I’ll never even get around to it … but I’ll certainly purchase it to support your fine work and thank you for the skin you’ve put into this game. It’s the least we can all do

/Mr.Truth
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What a load of crap!

Same old material rehashed over and over

FAIL

The Earl of Budweiser
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Haters gonna hate. Books gonna sale-lmao.

Raul
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What is kindle edition? I want ebook in pdf format. But can’t pay via paypal. I only have a debit card. Help Roosh

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Kindle is the e-book format supported by Amazon.com intended for a Kindle reader, but can also be viewed on the free phone or PC programs.

Are you in the USA? I can’t use PayPal on Amazon. To go around that, Amazon gift cards can be bought in stores and then purchase Kindle books. (I purchase my gift cards with paypal debit card or of course debit). There’s no fee for Amazon gift cards, to my surprise.

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The only qualified review of the author’s results can be from the #1 expert on the local pickup and dating scene
http://poosyparadisereview.wordpress.com

More posts to come

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Cool off and take it easy. The book as the author himself explains, is a memory and not exactly a “bang guide”. Roosh has a unique style of narrating his story, and here where it keeps its reader base.

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Worth every penny. The literary style Roosh who seeks only serves to reading as a hobby and for those seeking information on how to pick up women both. It’s like hearing some funny stories of an older friend. I’m going to buy the entire collection. Greetings from Brazil.

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Sort of uncomfortable to read. Will probably appeal to disenfranchised young men who don’t get laid often and/or have travel envy. I haven’t read Roosh in a few years, it’s surprising he still shows poor social skills and suffers from massive self esteem issues. Some people never get over what happened to them in high school.

brazilian dude.
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i just purchased entire collection now. i feels like a child with new toy lolz.
when i complete read i will send a review or anything,

see you brother.

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5$ for the eBook with all the bonuses is ridiculous…I read the first line on your “20 travel tips” & was already cracking up…. This is the best purchase I have made in a long time & it will be highly beneficial opening my eyes up to new ideas & philosophy.
Thanks, Roosh. I believe in your talents. God Bless you.

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You are the next Camus…LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Did you write your own Wikipedia page?

ganyu
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When will you bang Bulgaria dude? Waiting for your report.

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Had to raise a wry smile when you are offering advice on learning Russian despite the fact that after 18 months of study ( 7 months intensively ) you are barely conversational. Maybe you can offer advice on how not to study Russian.