Re: Overly Experienced Mind-fuckers

From a reader…

Don’t forget one huge important point — fucking misery loves company. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen some stupid washed-up broad do everything in her power to destroy her girlfriends’ otherwise happy relationships with their boyfriends. I’ve seen this pattern over and over, particularly in this DC shit-hole of a city: dumb bird in her mid/late 30’s is queen bee/mentor to girls in their 20’s; one girl in her 20’s has minor tiff with boyfriend, who she otherwise loves, but talks to queen bee about it all for help; queen bee offers staggeringly intelligent feedback, usually something along the lines of “Fuck him, you don’t need him, dump his ass, stick with me sister”; girl in 20’s takes this brilliant advice and dumps boyfriend impulsively; now queen bee and girl in 20’s are happy to troll U Street and talk about their shoes, their periods, Grey’s Anatomy, and how much they hate men and don’t need them.

This really is a big problem — I am convinced that uppity professional women, once they realize that their facile head-game ways have doomed them to a life of being used sexually, wake up one day and start destroying everything happy around them for sport.

When I’m in the initial stages of getting to know a girl now, I do everything i can to stay away from her friends and remain a mystery to her social circle. If i ever decide to have a serious relationship, you can bet that I’m going to be the Snuffleupagus of boyfriends, appearing to her friends purely through her stories about me, until i determine that i have cemented enough of a place in her life that she’ll look past queen bee’s horse-shit arm-chair psychology and pathology.

Very good observation, and excellent use of Snuffleupagus.

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Yeders
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I think hes on the right track.
To be a hit with your girls chick friends is one thing.. but for them to advise your gf to dump your ass is another. But i find thats always the case.. the more chick friends your girl has, generally the further down the line you are, both in priority and respect from her friends, based on “we are chicks, we stick together, we don’t need guys”
which then takes us back to “solutions for girls”
mwahaha.. it never ends.

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This guy has hit the nail on the head. Whack!! Brilliant observation.

One addendum (as always): I like to say we are biological creatures, and as such we were meant to mate. So it makes perfect biological sense that those who fail to mate would throw cold water on those who do.

The older, angry single woman had taken her place in society alongside the ranting cripple and pissed-off midget. These are society’s left-behinds and also-rans who didn’t get in the game and now want to ruin it for everyone.

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I loved the snuffleupagus refrence.

This guy is right on, which is why it’s important for women in DC to choose their friends wisely. There are a lot of miserable, insecure, desperate bitches out there that want nothing more from you than a drinking/moping buddy. Once you get in a relationship, they will pick apart every flaw your new man posseses in hopes of draggin you back down to their level.
You reader is taking the smart route by avoiding his new lady’s friends. I hope he can keep up it, but pretty soon the ladies will want to meet him. The ladies are hard to please.

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this is a great advertisement for harems. there will be no bitter subversive jealousy if you’re openly boning all her friends, too.
if someone starts to feel left out, make a little room on the bed for her.

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It applies to college-aged women too. I’ve seen grotesque beer-belly sorority seniors pull the same kind of thing on their fuckable freshmen sisters. I’ve personally wingmanned TWO cockblockers at the same time while my fraternity brother was fucking their friend.

I suggest that many women repress their sexual attraction to women by turning into cockblockers – its almost like they are competing with men.

I also suggest women become ‘contaminated’ by talking to other women. Not only are you dating a girl with all of her prior relationship baggage, you are in effect dating all of her friend’s baggage in addition to whatever wrongheaded ‘conventional wisdom’ they all have.

Luckily I’ve found a strategy that seems to work tho it takes some effort. You actively listen when she talks about her female friends. Once she’s comfortable she will occasionally drop a subtle criticism or catty gossip — you must seize this and encourage her to keep going. Given the right encouragement she will tarnish her own female friends (unless they truly are ‘wonderful’ but in that case they’ll probably like you). The key is to never, ever say anything bad, unless its in direct agreement, just ask lots of leading questions. And reinforce by saying things like you’re glad she’s not like that/so unique/yadda yadda. Girls WILL tell you what they actually think once you wade through the layers of fluff, the key is to keep from going insane from listening to them.