Reenactment Of An Actual Approach

I played around with the site Xtranormal, which lets you make videos with cartoon actors, and made a reenactment of a throwaway approach I did at a bar recently (the girl wasn’t very attractive).

I don’t think I’ve ever had a one-night stand with a girl who crossed her arms while talking to me. I feel my penis soften when it happens.

I had planned to do a contest for you to reenact an actual approach, but the site is way too buggy.

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GunShow
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So unintentionally hilarious

Tazzy Bee
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this . is . incredible .

please make more of these vids to simulate your approaches . fucking comical

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The awkwardness of the generated speech makes that so much more awesome. That’s probably what a lot of guys just starting out in game that have never approached before sound.

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Hahaha. That may have also unintentionally highlighted how dumb the average girl is as well.

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Kind of sounds like your real voice (based on an interview i heard)

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ROTF

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ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL CLASSIC

I love it, especially the pauses, and the silence, when the girl just looks at you, and then when you say “I’m going to go back to my friends now….”

classic

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This is hilarious.

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No matter, how much you amp up the funny, all she says is “What?!” And then you give up. It’s sad how much I identify with this.

Might as well have told her to knock it off coz her scientifically documented arm crossing was causing your dick to shrivel?

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fantastic, love it!

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It sounds as though her arms were crossed before you even approached her? Not a good place to start from. I don’t think I would even attempt the approach, the only way it could turn out well is if you could get her to uncross her arms for some kino.

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This interaction failed because you expect women to open up to you and carry their end of the conversation when you’ve given them no reason to. Women are receiver/outlet, both biologically (penis inserts into the vagina) and also socially (attractive guy = emotionally stimulates woman and gets her panties wet). The hunchback of Notre Dame could have survived if he only knew how to be the leader of women (which all men should be).

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i was waiting for the male teddy bear to lunge at the female teddy bear and start smooching her on the face. Like you do Roosh.

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Tom…This interaction failed because it was a throwaway…just like the unattractive girl…she’s a throwaway…its merely an added statistic. No reason to overanalyze it.

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Paul, there’s no such thing as a throwaway interaction. If you can’t get your expectations met with a girl you find ugly, how are you going to get your expectations met with an attractive girl whose value you inflate. If anything is to be said, throwaway interactions should go better than other interactions since you attribute less value to the ugly girl.

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Bwaaahaha! That was frickin’ awesome.

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Notice Roosh’s “I’m a dog” body language subtext in this approach. The chick is clearly thrown for a loop.

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That’s fucking hilarious. She seemed like an idiot, though.

Is that true that 7 out of 10 people cross the left over the right? I definitely always go right over left and always have…. left over right feels/seems so awkward to me…

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Please do more of these.

Tom
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You’re right Roosh. I must admit you are right and I don’t have much experience with girls. Allow me to explain. You definitely have more experience than me in becoming the laughing stock for groups of girls (that are laughing AT you). Now please tell us what really happened; the girl rejected your lame 99 cent PUA robot routine, you lunged at her face with your hips spread wide, then she shoved you off and a group of cholos picked your scrawny Turkish ass up by the hole and threw you out of the club as you kick and scream. That’s the Roosh I know.

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I came back to watch this for the second time today. ROFL. Do more of these!

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funny stuff. at first, i thought you made up the answers the girl gave, but then this is an american chick, so it made sense. “what” about sums up their social suaveness.

i would like to do the contest! i agree with schwanson. more of these. they’re educational.

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astonishing… She was bored by the approach of an unemployed yet well-travelled, bearded fellow sporing a pony tail.

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I couldn’t stop laughing for several consecutive minutes.

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Roosh,

Please do more, this is pretty brilliant.

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i agree with Roosh . it is actually easier to pull a cute girl than a closed off , cock block , mother hen average/ugly girl at the bar or club . ugly girls are much more socially inept

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sorry for that..
i do enjoy your blog quite a bit

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So much better than just a script.

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Ooo……okay………what? Hamster wheel redlining.

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Great clip, absolutely loved it! It especially shows how little most girls will contribute to keeping any conversation interesting, if there was no pussy to be conquered it would just be too boring…

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“it was burning a worm hole in my brain”
Classic

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Xtranormal is comedy gold.

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Hey,nice to see you´re wearing Argentina´s shirt, man.

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fucking hillarious

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“please make more of these vids to simulate your approaches . fucking comical”

Agree. Keep ’em coming. This is great. Some Argentina blowouts please!!

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Self-flagellation Game!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7C_5NB4bSU

What? COME ON!!

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that chick was pretty socially unaware if the video translated correctly. she’s just in a bitchy mood and was out to lambast/shoot down red baron style any dude that came onto her b/c it would take her mind off of how empty and lonely her life is….true haterade drinker.

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Love the wave at the head.