Rock Band Audition & Possible Summer Internship

Roissy and I have started a rock band called Heavy Sack. He plays bass while I rock out on guitar. We are looking for a female singer to take our band to the next level. Of course I’m talking about Rock Band the video game and not an actual rock band, though I’m sure with a couple months practice on a real guitar I would be qualified enough to start a decent band.

The audition will be Tuesday night at Reef around 9pm or so, which is their Rock Band night. You will sing along to rock classics and be graded by a computer that tells you how much higher you have to go to hit those high notes. We will select a singer not only based on singing ability but pleasing demeanor as well.

The Heavy Sack band name is not in reference to getting blue balled but from having too much testosterone. Our manager and image consultant is Virgle Kent, who will be watching from a distance taking notes in his head.

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Also, I think I would like to add a female intern for the summer. You would follow in the footsteps of the wonderful Sally and Dasha, whom I still keep in touch with. :wave:

If you are interested and can write and hold a camera with a steady hand to document my adventures, you may be a good fit for this demanding position. The pay would be $0, but you would hang out with me and my friends who will probably buy you beers from time to time. Email me for more details.

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awesome letter for internship.

Jewcano
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Gotta watch out for those cameras. They show every detail.

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what about a drummer?

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Hopefully who ever comes out won’t act like a diva and demand a bowl of only green M&Ms in her dressing room / Girl’s bathroom stall. She just needs to come in and be ready to Rock out with her c….. um well hangout with her clam out

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What is more important? A girl who can sing or a girl who looks good singing?

Wait. I already know the answer.

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qualified enough to start a band?

a shitty band maybe.