Russian Girls

I can not pull a Russian girl to save my life. I have been to at least seven Russian parties in the past year and I’ve pulled nothing except American. When I try to talk to them, they stick with monosyllabic speech that leads to nowhere, instead of engaging me in conversation that helps me gain access to their vagina.

My Russian roommate, an expert on matters such as this, says the cold attitude of these non-Americanized Russians is not so much snobbiness as it is insecurity, “They are intimidated by Americans and don’t feel confident when having to talk in English.” It has to be cultural because I’ve spoken to many other girls where there was a language barrier and I didn’t get this feeling that hacking away at permafrost in Siberia would be more interesting.

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Let’s not forget the good: Russian girls are hot and thin. Sure when they get older they look like a can of Coke, but I’m sure it would be easy upgrade before that happens. To all the men banging Russian girls: God bless you; you are like glorious iron fist of strength and power.

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A friend of mine sent me two links to two DC blogs. Check them out: http://www.rooshv.com and http://kathrynon.blogspot.com/. Personally, I liked this post about dating Russian women. The stereotypes are hillarious, and I honestly didn’t even know some of these things were true! Men, be prepared for what awaits you when dating Russian chicks. Also, my brother sent me a link to

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it’s very, very difficult to get them to open up about anything, agreed. i spent a chunk of time in eastern europe last year, hitting several countries where the girls were more than eager to talk to me and my two buddies. the last stop was kiev, which had the hottest girls i’ve probably seen in my life, but were impossible to talk to, and wouldn’t even smile. they weren’t russian, of course, but you could see how communism crushed so much of their ability to interact with free-market thinkers.

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The man I’m presently dating has been dating NO ONE BUT Russian and Ukranian women for the last ten years. Why? Not just because they’re tall and blonde and drop dead gorgeous, but because they’re “all about pleasing the men” and “happy to be lower than a man.” Yeah, he actually said it. But he had to take them shopping. Lots and lots of shopping. So that’s the deal, dudes: You will need to buy their submission, one way or another. They’re sure as hell not stupid, even if they can’t speak a word of English.

My response to this man waxing eloquent on the “charms” of Russian/Ukranian women? A raised eyebrow and inner scoldings: “Eyebrow DOWN, Eyebrow DOWN, woman!” They say the seeds of the demise of a relationship are sown in the very beginning. This one likely will not end well, but it sure will make for a good story . . .

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heh.
talk to me son.
i can show you the promised land.

KassyK
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You look like you have a perm in that paint pic. Next time don’t go to the party naked. Might work in making the Russo girls more comfortable. Just sayin.
wink

Jay Gatsby
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Do you think that not having hands or feet (or a nose) might also be affecting your game? wink

Phil
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That is a tremendous penis.

Anonymous
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It could be that plethora of hairy men in their homeland turns them off and they came here seeking otherwise.

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What are you talking about? When I lived in Atlanta, several of my friends were Russian, and I had no problem conversing with the ladies.

Though perhaps it could be cultural, but to me you just had to have an in-road into their group, otherwise they would blow you off if you weren’t “known”

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Vwh-ee govor-eet po rusky?

Learn the language, or at least quite a few colloquialisms. Russian is a root based language so once you’ve mastered the cyrillic it gets easier. Then you work your need for tutor into the conversation to illuminate your keen sense of humor.

My two cents & good luck!

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one of my good buddies is really into russian and ukrainian girls, but he speaks fluently…so the language barrier doesn’t exist. anyhow, they’re pretty awesome.

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Russian women have a (very well earned) reputation for being extremely manipulative.

Many are very hot, but they’re known to do pretty much anything to get what they want. From what multiple educated (PhD+) Russian friends of mine have said, Russian women take deception and manipulation to a fine art level.

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weenie-chop!

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“That is a tremendous penis.”

She was thinking….”Is that an ICBM in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

Roosh just needs to tattoo “USA” down one side, although in real life, there’s probably not enough room.

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Not DJM – – I wouldn’t be surprised. I don’t think there is something in the water in their home towns that makes them “naturally” compliant man-candy.

Caveat emptor! But hey, seems the guys here like mind games, despite the fact that they doth protest too much about them. Play on!

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yeah russian ladies are pretty sweet. grin may i ask what you talk about and how the conversation goes? i can advise from there

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I have to agree with NotDJM, Russians and Ukranians are very manipulative and well known golddiggers. They will fuck anybody for money and in my view are among the most promiscuous women on the planet. A read a study where 64% of pregnant women sampled in Russia had syphilis and many believe Russia faces an HIV epidemic given rates of infection. If you are still looking to bag a Russian or Ukranian, I suggest you bring your credit card and condoms.

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Gotta second the comment on Kiev having hot girls. Pretty unbelievable how many there are in Kiev.

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No holes in that wall?.. wink

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they’re ?all about pleasing the men? and ?happy to be lower than a man.? Yeah, he actually said it. But he had to take them shopping. Lots and lots of shopping. So that’s the deal, dudes: You will need to buy their submission, one way or another.

Ew, no thanks.

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It’s because you’re brown. Russians are extremely racist and xenophobic. Get some skin bleacher or come down with the Michael Jackson disease and you’re in.

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some suka:
“So that’s the deal, dudes: You will need to buy their submission,”

no.
as long as the guy has a car and doesn’t live with mommy he needn’t worry about her “prerequisites”. psychological dominance trumps cash with 99 out of 100 chicks and that hardcore 1 is probably a golddigger out for the old preggers marital entrapment scam.
now, if shitlapper betaboy’s personality sucks, yeah, then my advice would be to get that shoulder to the grindstone and bustamove on the dreary career and social cog circuit cause he ain’t got nothing better to offer.
as for the advice i would give to men drawn to lovely russian girls on the make, the same applies….
even moreso.

“Russian women have a (very well earned) reputation for being extremely manipulative.”

speaking as someone who has dated and fucked a number of hot russians and slavic eastern europeans in the past few years i can tell you that there is some truth to this observation. but here’s the catch — the more manipulative they are, the more they appreciate it when you show them real power. it’s the most unsubtle golddiggers, the most pragmatic natashyas, who fall the hardest in love with a guy who knows the emotional landscape of women.

“They will fuck anybody for money”

but they will only make love with one.

“they weren’t russian, of course,”

ribald, the east half of ukraine is ethnically russian, the west half ethnically polish. there is a slight introgression of turkish and georgian genes into the ukrainian population which gives girls from that region darker and in my opinion more alluring looks. you often see amazing combinations of snow pale skin set against black hair and liquid blue eyes. the stereotypical blond bombshell ice queens hail from moscow and voronesz.

btw, keep in mind that russian girls who’ve been in the US more than 5 years have gained new perspective on what their slender exotic looks can bag them in a man. FOBs who come from anywhere other than moscow have left behind a nightmare of outdoor plumbing and drunk, ugly, useless russian men who treated their beauty with utter disdain and have entered a land of meekly civilized western men who lap up the shit of mediocre frumpy american yentas. when they meet an american man who gives them something approaching halfway decent behavior COMBINED with power they will beg for the privilege of giving him blowjobs. they, more than anything else, want someone they can trust. because they know from experience that the kind of powerful men they are naturally attracted to are corrupted by their power this trust is the rarest prize of all – a man who is both powerful and loving.

just never EVER put them on a pedestal once they start draping their sexuality over you like a waterfall. you will be tempted to respond in kind because you will not believe the generosity with which she showers her love on you compared to what you have always known with your compatriots. don’t do it. always remember where they came from. they are used to a lifetime of bedraggled russian men lowering the boom on their self-esteems. if you come in too strong lifting her up and extolling her heretofore unseen feminine virtues she will wonder if there is something wrong with you as a man. she will… yearn for the challenge of proving her worth as your lover.

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Roissy,

Could you go masterbate somewhere private?

Eww.

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great post/picture, great comments……some of the funniest comments i have seen in a long time……….Roissy is on point about everything, especially the FOB vs Americanized…so true!!!

I got to admit as many as I have…it has never been easy to pick up one of my own, as my americanization has been more of a hindrance rather than a draw for them ……but the experience with dating/fucking/even arguing with a russian girl is so different from any other kind that you keep getting drawn back to it.

PS. The good ones are reaaaaaaaaaaaaly good.

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hilarious.

I’m with Phil.

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You will need to act fast though, because genetics WILL take over in the long run . . .

http://pinker.wjh.harvard.edu/photos/poland_and_ukraine/images/Ukrainian%20woman%20walking%20cows.jpg

And that goes for all of us, too, men and women alike. Photos of my germanic/norwegian ancestors mock me. Anyhoo, who said: Life is short, so play hard?

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Maybe you need to take a bath. You know, take a break from all this writing and go… shower.

Phil
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Roosh – perhaps you would find this informative:

Little Donny disease

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So it could be they just don’t want a hairy brown Turk? Yes that must be it. Consider it Karma and forget about it.

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Phil–That just made my entire year…A grandma singing:

“Enormous penis!!” While waving her hands in the air? Amazing.

Simply, amazing.

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“dating/fucking/even arguing with a russian girl is so different ”

ain’t that the truth.
here’s a quick guide to dating russian women:

first date: you take her to a eurotrash lounge and order stolys while she coldly stares daggers through you.
second date: you take her to a eurotrash lounge where she continues with the frigid bitch queen routine. yet, unlike with similarly cold american girls, you find yourself oddly compelled to see this out. suddenly, you are making out in your car parked in front of her place. she kisses like she’s sucking out your soul.
third date: you eschew the euro lounge shit and take her to the lincoln memorial at dusk where you tell her in no uncertain terms that you cannot and will not be tied down by any woman. you love your freedom. later that night – wild, uncautious, machine-like sex, followed by hours of mindfucking.
fourth date: she tries to stab you with a salad fork when you make fun of her accent.
fifth date: you take her and her ultrahot blond bombshell russian best friend to eurotrash lounge where you break up because you have been “staring” at her friend all night. rhapsodic sex follows.

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^Ewwww

hedonistic
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You see, I just KNEW Roissy was a sex god . . . :rolleyes:

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Gotta agree with these posts. As someone originally from Eastern Europe I am fully acquanted with Russian women and definitely agree that they are some of the most beautiful in the world. American women who generally tend to be overweight, wear too much makeup and obsessed with work are no match for eastern europeans. If you speak the native language and are a foreigner they will take immediate liking to you. Unfortunately, only the FOB one’s are worth pursuing as the Americanized Russian’s tend to spoil as quickly as “unrefrigirated fish”.
Btw, here’s a link to some of the women i’m talking about:
http://missukraine.io.com.ua/album.php

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Most of the positive things that’ve been said about Russian/Ukrainian women here is true.

The most striking thing about my trip to Ukraine (mainly Odessa, on the Black Sea) in July-August 2006 was that you could look high and wide, and not see one fat, chunky, or flabby female under 40 years old. Every young woman had what I would consider an “ideal” figure for her height and proportions. Since the weather was warm, they were all wearing revealing clothes, too, so that was an added plus. The contrast with the USA was therefore pretty stark. There were no girls ANYWHERE TO BE SEEN who resembled the girl on the left in the Wii ad.

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But Joe T…..weren’t you moved to tears by the sight of all those “unhealthy” women in the Ukraine? My God man, have you no soul? Think of all the healthy women waiting for you in DC.

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A friend linked me here, knowing my reputation with russian girls – they find me! Im not russian but I must have been with atleast a dozen russian chicks, yes, theyre hot, but so many issues, my last one was seriously hot, i felt like paying her every time we went out, and i thought it was luck, maybe my bed manners but later on I realized she was trying to get married. I met one who was into witches, one that was anti social, one was using me to piss off her bf, ones dad tryied paying 10k$ to marry her and bring her here. but im still getting around. Just be prepared, 1: russian girls know russian guys, in in a comunity where respect is at the top of priorities – you can find youself in deep shit with a big russian guy named borris. 2: money – if you you have it, you can use it to get them, or hide it to keep it.
3: defenitly good to know about the russian culture, or a little of russian. good luck

p.s. gold, looks really luxurious, but when you have it in your hand – it feels like any other metal wink

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Russian women either love you or hate you. There’s no inbetween.

Unfortunately your game is all american style and they don’t like that unless as some above said, you have money overcome this condition.

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Example of a hot Ukrainian girl… I mean, we’re talkin’ JESSA hot!!

http://www.dating-world.net/W%20DATA/w%20data%20641-660/w646.htm

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haha!

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“But Joe T?..weren’t you moved to tears by the sight of all those ?unhealthy? women in the Ukraine? My God man, have you no soul? Think of all the healthy women waiting for you in DC.”

Hahahahaha

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most wonderful example of generalizing an entire group of people i’ve ever seen.

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irina (lovely name, btw), the exceptions do not invalidate the rules.
generalizations are useful.
when we cross a street we generalize that drivers will refrain from speeding up or swerving to mow us down.
when we see a roomful of drinkers at a bar at 3AM we generalize that many of them are not completely sober.
when we see an awkward nerd we generalize that he is not getting laid.
when we see a fat woman we generalize that she is not very happy with her love life.
generalizations are useful.
they are an important tool in the mental fabric of human nature.
the reason most people… and particularly women… dislike them
is because they fear judgement.

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Hateful misogynist little shit….I hope you’re dead by now

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Russian women and other East and West white women are NOT hot forever stop defending them so much u are very lame !

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This is towards that gay faggot DF.

If you prefer American women over hot Eastern European women then you are a gay ridden faggot.

American women are the lowest scum on this planet.

They live up to the stereotype, just as Eastern European men beat there wives and European men in
general are gay.

DF the only person who has AIDS is you and the crack whore mother you came out of.

Eastern European women are a hundred times more cultures then shit face American women.

Russian, Czechs, Pole, Slovaks, Hungarians, Romanians, are a BILLION times more beauitful and have nice personalities. Plus they care for there men and can cook a great meal, but at the same time intelligent

American men are the knights to save them from there fag/drunk ridden husbands.

Again only faggots like American men over foreign women, since they are nothing but pussy feminist supporters.

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sorry Rumanian women and Russian Ukrainian women are not perfect either as personality.they are nearly same as western women.i lived in Rumania long enough to know this i am Greek.

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My two cents: overeducated Russian women are just as demanding and work-obsessed as overeducated American women. Even though they’re thinner.

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Tom your mother is a prostitute no matter what and your just a gay faggot.

Eastern European women are always superior then feminazi american cunts.

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Nope they East women are nearly the same u will be disappointed soon when u go to Rumania Russia and other such areas.

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I would advise American men not to surf Russian internet dating sights. Too many of these Russian women are scam artists, and they have their sights aimed at your wallet instead of your heart.

P

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P stands for prick. He is a gay faggot.

Russian women are more hotter and faithful then American fat cow women.

Most Ameriacn women are the ones that will take all your money away.

There is an 80 percent success rate when American men marry foreign women. That includes Russian women and Eastern European women.

You dont know anything P you gay faggot.

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East European women age the same as West European women,they are not traditional women any more,European civilization is nearly gone…its postChristian Europe

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i’d have a russian bird over a brit/american any day