Seven Brazilian Girls Walk Into A Hostel

Sort of continued from yesterday.

The Brazilians were talking nonstop so I had to dive in without waiting for a pause in their conversation. I said, “I think I know where you guys are from.” South Americans don’t pick up on this type of set-up so two of them immediately said Brazil. Fast forward some fun conversation later and one is teaching me Portuguese, writing some common words in my notebook, while another is drawing a map explaining all the places I need to visit in Brazil. Another is putting her arm around me while all of them are interrupting each other to talk to me. When there is a pause in the conversation I just sit back because they all work to come up with questions to keep it going. Their hyper-warmth makes me feel cold, Argentine.

All the while other gringos in the hostel bar are staring at me, as if saying, “Bro-man invite me in there’s only one of you and seven of them!” Fuck you do your own approaches! One amateur tries to get in by offering us pepperoni pizza. Get that greasy shit out of here. The day I get outgamed by a slice of pizza…

These girls made me feel good, something that only two Argentine girls in five weeks have done. I firmly believe that Argentine girls are capable of this, but only after a very long period of bullshit and games. When a Brazilian girl likes you, you know it. When an Argentine girl likes you, she acts aloof and stupid. Keep in mind these Brazilians are of the wealthy variety with Prada bags.

Later they offered me their caipirinha’s and asked what I’m doing later in the night, but of course I was sick with yet another cold (story of this trip). That’s okay because Brazil is coming. I can’t wait.

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Sudamericana
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Unfortunately, you are right. Worse is, although Argentine girls are capable of being very warm and sweet, they miss their opportunities most of the time. We do not do it on purpose, we are nice, I am not sure where this thing we have comes from. And we used to be way more difficult years ago!

I’ve been trying to change this attitude for years, but I do not think I have totally achieved it. I am not living in my country anymore, so men generally do not put up with Argentine shit. Still, I love guys who have the balls to approach me even if I did not give signals, and work hard for it. I am not saying it’s a good thing on my part, but I do miss that from back home.

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sidelined by a cold? that’s worse than getting undercut by the pizza…

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that when you go to Rio, you will go to “Club Help”.

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i wanted to tell you yesterday that brazilian girls are very forward, but i thought i’d let you figure that out on your own.

when you go clubbing in rio, instead of “hello” or “come here often” you will get grabbed by the hair and kissed. that is the brazilian greeting. so i’ve heard. . .

i’m so goddamn jealous. it’s beginning to look a lot like summer there isn’t it? damn you.

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I wish I knew Portuguese, as of now I understand ni ostia.

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so argentine girl = american girl?

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Argentinas son los mas fria que paro madre!

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there’s always something wrong…
:hmm:

mike says
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on to the brazillian promised land…just mind the street crime

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“argentine girls make me miss american girls”

roosh, I thought you’d never say that.

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First of all………not going out with 7 brazillian girls because of a cold makes me questions your manhood…….dont even start with the “disease” talk..

Second of all absolutely avoid “HELP” in which 99% of all girls are working girls, yes a good portion of them are very hot working girls…(so i heard)..but this is a perfect tourist trap, which is also known for a lot of “trannies.” Some of them you can’t tell at all until its too late…….so I’ve heard….

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I can tell things will be getting goood!!

I always tell people Beunos Aires is a place to bring your girlfriend to, RIo is where you go when you break up…

Argentine girls are tough.. I’m glad to hear your getting a taste of what awaits you….

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I have a feeling you’re going to really like Brazil. Can’t wait to read about it…

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Uruguay will be much better, Uruguayan girls are a lot friendlier than Argentine. Promise.

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Not a big deal that i stayed in because i see them day and night at the hostel. Plenty opportunity to game without going out to the club, but of course drunk club hook ups are the easiest.

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“Get that greasy shit out of here.” Ha, ha!

It’s bad enough that the guy’s so desperate to get a piece of your thing by using food, but your reaction – “greasy shit” – had me laughing for days! Kudos!

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haha american men hilarious and pathetic at the same time, even the ones with degrees. What were you thinking trying to get one-night stands in Argentina while being American? first of all argentinian girls hate americans, second of all, look at you, have you met gilette? and some shaving cream with it, what do you expect you look like Cristo Redentor mixed with a macaco after seeing your photos. Argentinians girls only glance if you are an argentinian hottie, got an european accent, or are brazilian or italian, you gotta look good come with package, and these races sure come with it and know how to work it. Americans are not known for packages, nor know how to dance, so an argie girl won’t even bother looking at you, sorry to bust your bubble. Disastrous to see a blog about “how easy you can bed a girl” and glad to see Argentina didn’t fall for it haha!!

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verite is a moron. Im an argentinian guy, and i believe that pretty much of what ive read so far is fuck*ng true.
the post ‘school of argie girls’ tells a good amount of the think you ought to know if you are planning to come to argentina, so stick to it and dont take things too serious. Its just a pussy, lol

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@19 verite
The Danish message machine is also now spamming out of Argentine ?

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slutzlians fame present everywhere…. far easiest women in the world..

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Nobody likes a cocky guy in a hostel. A doubt this guy got any. Argentine girls are beautiful and most of them dont find guys like this attractive. Best of luck with that. Cold 1 Pizza 1