Slave To The Flag

A concept I shared with you almost four years ago is keeping me heavily invested in the game. It’s the flag, the act of simply banging a girl from another country.

My first obsession when I got into the game was the notch. I wanted to get my count high enough to where I felt like a man, and once I got there, I had to be either really horny or the girl had to be well above-average for me to put in a scrap of work. Am I horny? No. Is the girl a great catch? No. Alright then young man take a sip of your scotch and stare at the wall because you don’t have to do a damn thing. For the first time in my life there was no pressure to “prove myself” by getting laid.

Then I planned for Iceland. Before leaving I told myself, “You cannot leave Iceland until you get the flag. No exceptions.” Simple goal, you may think, but it ratcheted up the pressure to where I felt like I was a virgin again. After just one night out without capturing the flag I had a mild panic attack. I’m never going to get the flag! This sucks! And so on. On subsequent nights I wanted to pork anything just to release the tension that was strangling me, but then I lost count how many times I put effort on a homely girl only to realize that I wouldn’t be able to get my dick up for her. The flag had to be quality.

I took notes on game like I was 23 again. I went out often and stayed out until last call, putting in five or six hour sessions that made me feel like I was punching the clock. I approached girls literally everywhere. Even when I had a nasty cold I still went out because the pressure was eating me. I didn’t care how sick I was.

And It worked. I got my flag on my fifth night out. Stuffing that Icelandic hole felt pretty damn close to pure happiness. During that blitzkrieg I figured out the most pickup-friendly places in Reykjavik and little tricks that eventually developed into a full-blown strategy. In two months learned more about Icelandic women than the local men.

I wasn’t thinking of this pressure when I originally shared the flag concept. I did it as a way to make our travels more interesting, but it has become its own beast. For some guys it now serves as their main motivation for travel. Men like myself have taken it to its obsessive extreme, just like where we took notches. Looking back I want to say that wanting notches was lame, but it worked. No matter how meaningless a notch seemed, I learned a shit-ton about how to fuck women by relentlessly going after them, developing an expertise that is a reason you’re reading me right now. I want to say that traveling just to capture flags makes a man a shallow whoremonger, but in the process of getting that flag he’s going to learn a whole lot more about culture than your average tourist (especially one who pays for prostitutes). The notch isn’t perfect and the flag isn’t perfect but goddamnit they make men feel like men. I’ve let go of the notch, but the flag is doing me in the butt right now. It’s my master.

My next country is Denmark. I cannot leave Denmark until I get the flag. No exceptions.

POSTSCRIPT: I got lucky and captured the Danish flag during my last week in Iceland, after I originally wrote this post. The crushing pressure will have to wait…

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Since you got a flag in Iceland, Denmark will not be a problem. I wouldn’t be suprised if it takes you less than 24 hours. As far as countries where woman aren’t oppressed, you’re in one of the toughest places there is for guys w/o game.

That being said, I doubt that you will like them any more than Icelandic girls.

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Roosh,

Saw you piano vid.
You can learn Imagine by John Lennon on the piano in like 30min – 2 hours from youtube tutorials. Everyone, included women are easily impressed by it.

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Yo Doosh,

Trannies don’t count

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Roosh, was this a same-night lay (assuming so) ? Fantastically inspiring post, if you can get laid in a foreign country guys here have no excuses. Proves it’s not about ‘talent’ but effort.

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Yeah dude, you should head over to Norway instead. Way better girls, and not half as boring.

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Never been to Denmark, but had luck with Danish girls visiting the U.S.
Mind you, I’m not tall, and sort of Arab-looking (which of whom are not too liked in Denmark).
IF, IF, overseas behavior is an indicator, Denmark will be like shooting fish in a barrel.

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why do you think im living in europe :pika:

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Dude, I WILL PAY YOU for a guide on Reykjavik. Please make notes on it.

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men like to collect things. we should all do a book club reading of the unbearable lightness of being. how men are either epic lovers or lyric lovers. either they want the same thing again and again, or something very different each time.

something like that.

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You going to Finland at all? Just interested cause I´m Finnish and would be great to see what you think of the country and the women.

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Copenhagen is amazing….. for the 30 odd countries I’ve visited, its got the best women… Scando blondes mixed with lovely Persians… you wont be disappointed.

In Copenhagen, there is loads of nubile young women around Tivoli gardens on the weekend… would be great for daygame….

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good luck

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No pics. You have to come and see how we Finns are.

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Finland will be a lot like Iceland and the rest of Scandinavia, just w/the world’s hardest language. You probably won’t see a change in mentalities until you hit the former Eastern Bloc.

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beta_plus: Finland and Iceland aren´t parts of Scandinavia.

And I do see differences in Northern European mentalities.

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Maria: Whether you like it or not, most of the humans on the planet that are even aware of your country’s existence lump Iceland and Finland in with Scandinavia. You can be pedantic and demand that some scholar from Oxford or Harvard insists otherwise, but with the exception of the language difference, all 5 countries are extremely similar to the rest of us. That Danes smile more than Swedes and that Finns are really good at making mobile phones does not register with us, especially when it comes to getting laid.

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Well I don´t agree. I also know people from other than Northern European countries who have lived in these countries and don´t agree with you.

What comes to Finland and Iceland being parts of Scandinavia, I do correct people who think that. Simply because it´s wrong. Nordic countries and Scandinavia are two different things and that´s the way it is no matter how willing you are to lump Iceland and Finland in with Scandinavia.

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And really, I don´t care if you Americans think all the Nordic Countries are the same. I don´t care about you getting laid in these countries either. It doesn´t insult me that you think Finland and Iceland are parts of Scandinavia. I just correct mistakes, that´s all.

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Wow… Maria… you sound like a barrel of fun….

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Sigh…
Don’t I know it.

Maria
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Thanks, that´s what I hear all the time.

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