Smith Point

I have been in this area since legal drinking age and have visited over 100 bars and clubs around DC, but I have never been to Smith Point. I don’t know anyone who goes there but apparently it’s a popular bar. Can someone help me “get it”?

Late Night Shots, the promotional arm of Smith Point, has a message board I read when I want to feel better about myself. On the surface it doesn’t look like these are the type of people I want to associate with, but I’ve been wrong before (once, actually). The bar seems like a place the CPMC guys went to before they discovered the existence of the cigar.

If being a part of this white crowd means I can pre-party at J. Crew, I want in immediately.

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Postscript: “There’s enough fodder for mockery in there to keep 100 monkeys blogging non-stop for a year.” – Rock Creek Rambler

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Kathryn
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That’s actually Valise in upper Georgetown. Not J.Crew.

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Is the guy in the back wearing a yarmulke? Doesn’t quite fit the WASPy image.

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wow – you just reminded me again why I moved out of DC….

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the girl on the right is cuter than she is because she is displaying the submissive slouching posture. no joke.

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Roissy — you’re probably accurate about the one on the right. The one in the middle looks like she could be a raging bitch, while the one on the far left looks like she’s trying too hard to be included (and for some reason she’s insistent that her drink makes it into the photo).

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OMG someone invite me to LateNightShots.

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The one on the far left is the owner I think, and I’m pretty sure the one on the right works there. Never seen middle girl.

This is probably a Valise/LNS publicity shot. Where’s it from, Roosh?

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Photography isn’t good enough for a publicity shot.

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The one on the far left is in fact the owner.

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What’s ridiculous is if you look at the photos of the girls, MOST are blonde. We all know that blondes are a minority, yet these girls love the bleach in their hair. I cant wait until they get cancer and die

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Jay – you’re right – I agree it’s not an official publicity shot. But it certainly looks LNS quality, especially if they were involved in an event there.

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Kathryn — I wouldn’t know if it’s the same quality. Maybe Roosh will send me the access info so I can take a look myself.

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Is that the competition: a baldy, a fatty, and an albino? I’m down. I think those chicks will dig my bad boy living-east-of-16th-street image.

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Smithpoint is actually a pretty cool place. At times, people might be somewhat aloof, but you’ll get that anywhere. Few years back, a bunch of friends used to go every weekend. What’s to get? — it’s just fun. Like everything else in life, if you’re curious, just go and check it out. (I’ve met some real stunners there, and they were nice.)

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Good call RCR. You could use the phrase “I can take you to Wonderland Ballroom,” and it’ll have a whole different meaning for them.

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That girl on the right is hot. She might be a Republican preppy, but I bet she likes it nasty.

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Not a one of those girls are fuckable. And no, that’s not a yarmulke, thank you very much, it’s glare off an oily combover. What a bunch of fuglies.

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Gawd, they look like a bunch of stereotypical Hill staffers… Looks like a pic from “Hill Climbers” in Roll Call…. Hmmm….

It’s Revolving Door time at the office of Sen. Malcolm Frobusher (R-Generic Red State). Some new blood has been welcomed into the Frobusher fold, while the Senator’s stable has promoted some of its own hardworking staff from within.

Left to right:

Jennica Cooper, 26, has been brought on as a Staff Assistant to sort mail in the Senator’s mail room. Jennica has a Master’s in Public Policy from the Kennedy School, and a Ph.D. in the History of South Asian Wooden Sculpture from the University of Jakarta, Indonesia. Jennica, a native of Cape Girardeau, MO, most recently worked on Social Security privatization issues at the CATO Institute, will also work on her tell-all sex blog in the Senator’s mail room, for which she has already secured a book deal.

Caleb Driggs, 25, a Nebraska native, is working on his law degree at George Mason University, and was recently promoted to Legislative Correspondent. Caleb will focus on answering constituent mail about Second Amendment issues. Caleb’s favorite hobbies are masturbating and playing paintball in the woods in Anne Arundel County, Maryland. While Caleb denies being angry that he hasn’t had sex in over a year, he says that cleaning his collection of automatic weapons keeps his mind off all those cute interns.

Ron Jarvis, 36, is Sen. Frobusher’s new Chief of Staff, having been promoted from Legislative Director. Ron, hails from Chapel Hill, North Carolina, and when not managing the Senator’s staff, he supervises the C Street Page Dormitory, where he fresh young pages to enthusiastic Members of Congress. Ron is especially proud of his work with the pages, and plans on opening a new building for male pages, to be called the Denny Hastert Building.

Caroline Faulkner, 23, is the Senator’s new Deputy Press Secretary. With a B.A. in Women’s Studies from the University of Massachusetts at Amherst, Caroline is a member of Republican Feminists Anonymous. At Amherst, she was an organizer for Mitt Romney’s gubernatorial campaign. Working in the Senator’s press office, she will take the lead on promoting Senator Frobusher’s new bill, the Welfare Sterilization Act, which would mandate that all welfare recipients in the US be chemically sterilized. Caroline also is a regular fixture at the Irish Times after hours, where she can be seen making out in the corner with boys and girls, on alternate Thursdays.

Nate Kirkenbrink, 23, has been appointed Legislative Assistant for defense issues. A rising star with a B.A. in international relations from Georgetown, Nate enjoys hitting on “skinterns” and smuggling cases of beer into the Russell Building on Friday afternoons.

Sarah Myers, 24, an intern at the CATO Institute, is currently dating the Senator.

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its just like any other college greek bar, hot, sweaty and all… but i would suggest trying it at least once… put on your best sear sucker and head out there this spring!

… or go to any fundraiser party thing around the hill (young benefactors etc etc)… everyone will leave it at some point in the night to go to smith point… maybe if you chat up the right girl, she’ll get you in 😉

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Joe T!!!!

FUCKING AWSOME!!! COMMENT OF THE YEAR!!! Now that’s how the fuck you close out 06 baby!

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So glad you all can amuse yourselves by speaking ill of people you don’t even know. That’s the problem with society these days, not popped collars. Think about it.

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So these people may be enjoying themselves drinking in a store…sure arguably not the best way to spend your time, but it seems a whole lot better then enjoying yourself by sitting on a computer critiquing a group of people you know nothing about.

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This is the funniest blog I have ever read. you all are the biggest losers.

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this blog is the biggest waste of my time. way to judge people you don’t know and take an elitest stance against being so-called elite.

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this blog is the biggest waste of my time. way to judge people you don’t know and take an elitest stance against being so-called elite.

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the guy on the right with the curly hair is the owner

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fyi that’s a headband

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This picture represents the creme de la creme of Georgetown UHB – Urban Haute Bourgeoisie.

so
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if your skin color is darker than your Khaki pants you won’t get in.

stay east of 16th St.

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Ha, this post created quite a tizzy on their message board.

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Joe T, last time I checked spending half hour judging people you don’t know is ridiculous. Not to mention, not one of these people have ever worked entry level jobs on the hill. Your scenario couldn’t be more off!

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These comments remind me of why I moved out of DC.

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Seems we have a lot of “Anonymous” posters here lately. To the last one, maybe the fact that there are people who INSPIRE all these comments is what bothers people about DC.

Note: when I refer to “DC”, I’m referring to whitebread, WASPy DC, NOT to African-American DC. Long live U Street and all dat!

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