South America Travel Guide

I have finished my South America Travel Guide. I give overviews of each country and city along with a “Chance Of Hooking Up” rating. It’s geared for guys.

1 out of 5: You have an extremely low chance of hooking up. Don’t visit for the girls.
2 out of 5: You’ll need quite a bit of magical luck.
3 out of 5: There are girls around, but it’s not necessarily easy.
4 out of 5: You have a very good chance of hooking up if you put in an honest effort.
5 out of 5: Hooking up is guaran-fucking-teed as long as you aren’t disfigured.

I provide a handy list of all the cities I visited sorted according to their rating. Only one city gets a five (you’ll be surprised). I came up with the rating because almost all the guys I know are using women as considering for travel, but popular guides like Lonely Planet and Frommers don’t offer help in that department. In each country’s overview, I give a general description of the girls. Here’s what I say about Ecuadorian girls:

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Ecuadorian girls look very indigenous with straight black hair, high cheekbones, thin eyebrows, and small eyes. …most of them look like pictures of Native Americans in your high school history textbook. In smaller cities, the white man is looked on with an extra dose of curiosity, and his gringo status will attract an occasional prostitute working pseudo-undercover.

My best guide is on Rio de Janeiro, most likely because I stayed there for a month. I think Argentina will also be popular.

This project gave me a glimpse into travel book writing. Turns out it’s a pretty boring and tedious gig. My guides are basic but they took a ridiculous amount of time to put together.

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roissy
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shouldn’t the hook up ratings be adjusted for female quality? i mean, if it’s all indigenous looking pseudo hookers in cuzco that would artifically boost its rating for the average gringo. :shudder:

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Myth
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Man that looks like it took a shitload of work. Everytime I travel I plan to keep a journal but never do and now I see why.

Arjewtino
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This is a great little recap of your travels. But I’m still waiting for that one blog post you told me you’d write.

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This is really quite impressive, and looks like an ass-ton of work — great memories to look at and build upon (or reflect on several decades down the road).

BTW — I totally agree with the Cuzco 5/5. That’s a damn easy city to get laid in (by a gringa). The visitor turnover is high and the drinking and dancing is heavy (and often sweaty). Camp out for a week or two and you’re sure to find someone to undress (with more than your eyes).

Well done!

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You just didn’t go to the right places in Ecuador. Next time, try “The Loft” as it has some of the best looking locals ever. It’s a bit posh and most seem to be of Spanish decent but they are hot!!!!!!!

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WOW. What a great post Roosh. I’m headed to the South of Chile later this week and then Argentina for a month(BA for 2 weeks, then Rosario and Cordoba). I’ve found the girls to be exactly as how you described them in your previous posts. I’m saving the best for last. I know it’s not gonna be easy but I’m 100% positive I’m gonna to pull some Argentine bitches. I’ll let you keep you posted.

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Argentines difficult??? Are you kidding? Talk about girls who will love you forever. My ex from rosario still writes me 5 years after we broke up. The secret to argentine girls is that alot of times they will be giving you all of the signs of a girl who isnt interested-when in fact they are. There is usually a danceclub in every city where if you can talk to a girl you can kiss her(hey and quality girls mind you). BA and rosario are probably the more difficult parts..go away from there and you will meet the most charming generous easy going girls….And for the love of god…learn spanish!