Spinsters In The Wild

Ari is a 34-year-old woman living in New York. She likes quality men but quality men do not like her, not lately anyway. Let’s take a closer look at this fascinating specimen.

I’m having one of those days where I feel I lost everything I wanted before I even mounted a battle for them. I’m not going to be a young mother. I’m not going to marry my college sweetheart. I’m not going to be a teen sensation.

Today, I feel like I’m too old to do anything I wanted or hoped to do. I can’t find a job I like. I can’t find a boy to kiss.

Women feel sorry for themselves in order to get sympathy and validation from other women who know what it’s like to feel sorry for themselves. Their goal is to get a superficial injection of happy feelings that stops the tears long enough to leave the house and purchase brand-name clothing products.

I never thought I’d be 34, unmarried, unemployed and childless. Not having a warm body to lie next to in September is nothing to think about. In December it’s reason enough to cry. I never thought, I never considered that I’d still have to be looking. I blithely assumed that my snatch would be snatched up! I mean really. I switched high schools at the start of my sophomore year. I nabbed myself a boyfriend the first damn day. We were together for three years and then intermittently throughout college. In college there were others, I never lacked for a date. Cute, eligible guys were never hard to come by until I actually wanted one. And yes, I know, you’ll never find anyone while you’re looking but I’m 34, I really can’t play coy anymore.

:emo:

Who would have thought the attention she received when she was 18 would decrease to nothing almost two decades later? There has to be a high school course for teenage girls that brings out spinster speakers (with their beautiful cats) to scare them from trying to be players like men. If they can show pictures of diseased cocks and vaginas in school I see no reason why they can’t offer this reality as well.

And so, as my mom would say; I’m in a mood today. I have a date tomorrow night and I’m not all that moody by nature though so this feeling, it’s got to be fleeting, right?

Of course she’s still dating, since it has worked so well for her in the past. Because even at her age she deserves no less than a quality man who is over six feet tall, charming, a good listener, witty, in excellent shape, fashionable but not too metrosexual, not a game player, well-mannered, chivalrous, making six figures, funny but not a clown, a passionate lover, emotionally secure, drug-free, ambitious, nice but not too nice, not self-absorbed, athletic, and friendly to defenseless little animals.

Ten bucks this woman dies alone.

:catlady:

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You are evil. I feel bad for this poor woman, but I think all she needs is a more positive outlook on life and then she should be able to pick up men a little more easily. Unless she let herself go. In that case, she better give up now.

Phil
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Being single is way underrated.

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Five bucks says she decides she’s actually a lesbian before she’s 40, at which point she’ll find another cat lady and they can spend their lives cleaning out the litter box and (not so) secretly thinking they deserve better.

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I’m not so much curious about this woman, but rather why you take the time to write posts like this.

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I think this woman probably has REALLY specific standards. She’s already dreamed up this perfect guy in her head (who probably looks like the high school boyfriend) and she’s doomed to dissapointment.

Did anyone else think that for a 34 year old woman she’s waaay to into what happened in high school? Get over it already.

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this woman has herself on a pedestal. I like how she brags about being able to secure a boyfriend 2 days after moving to a new high school. She thinks she’s superior to everyone, and she refuses to engage in any introspection or critical self-evaluation to determine why she’s unhappy. It’s the world’s fault, not her own.

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Phil, being single when you’re a dude, detrimental as it is to general abode cleanliness, isn’t all that bad. Being single when you’re a woman over 30 looks like a total waste of a life. That’s the message Roosh is trying to get out.

This girl is dumb. There’s a biological reason women have the goods to pull guys left and right when they’re in high school, and it’s specifically to avoid situations like this.

Note also that this is a Jewish chick. See the matchmaker, lady, before it’s too late.

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Wow. I’m 23 and posts like this actually scare the shit out of me.

I’m curious too as to why you write this kind of material. Sick of seeing girls play guys at clubs? I think you’ve encountered one too many gold diggers.

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I need to find me a man like you described in that last paragraph.

She probably spent too much time consumed over herself when she was in her prime. She can find someone but she’ll have to settle for someone in his 40s, probably over weight, and definately divorced with at least 1 kid in their 20s.

She made her grave but can’t lie in it.

Oh snap!

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By the way, I just left that woman a particularly harsh comment but I’m fucking retarted and left in my url. I’m hoping for some bloodshed.

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Often the keys to people’s personalities can be seen in the little things they inadvertantly reveal, not the big things they say or write.

If you look at this woman’s blog log (on the left hand side of her page), she calls the women she reads “The Wittiest of Women.” The word “women” means humans. Yet below that the guy bloggers are designated as “The Male Perspective.” “Male” is a dehumanizing term that can refer to cattle, dogs ro people.

This woman cannot find a man because she has designated men as inhuman and beneath her. She gave herself away by her use of words. Look to people’s trivialities and you will find their real selves.

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brutal. but funny. and possibly the correct analysis.

reminds me of a Triumph the Insult Comic Dog reality ‘skit’ (“You Will Die Alone!” to a male nerd at the Star Wars movie opening; or Triumph’s comment to a pregnant Star Wars fan – “This is the last time he (the baby to be) will see female genitalia.”).

i don’t think Roosh’s comments have anything to do with stuff “looking like a wasted life”. i’m guessing here, but i suspect he doesn’t give a rat’s arse what chicks decide to do with their snatches, as long as they recognize that there is a golden age for snatches, and once it passes – it’s gone. no tears.

so, that’s the message – two parts: 1) recognize that your time to get a decent man is limited, and 2) if you choose to use all of your sexy years pulling leg from men who will not become your significant long-term other, then do not cry about it once you are past your prime.

it’s too late for this chick, apparently, but she can help other girls avoid miserable spinster futures by acknowledging her mistakes and guiding these other girls to avoid making the same mistakes.

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I’ve linked to you and quoted you here: http://consul-at-arms.blogspot.com/2007/03/re-spinsters-in-wild.html

You’re cracking me up.

It’s as if you’re applying some version of the scientific method to dating in D.C.

With some degree of success.

You’re also garnering a certain amount of resentment (Note: Girls who snoop on the computer will receive their personal items from the nightstand or bathroom dispatched by regular mail).

As someone who, in his single years, dated from the pool of available D.C. women, I wish you well.

Essentially, adopting the dating strategy (i.e., “to be players like men”) of the opposite sex may not be optimal. It’s not fair, but what does fairness have to do with finding a mate?

I suppose saying “At her age, she shouldn’t be so picky.” just wouldn’t have been as much fun as spelling it out like that.

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we should send her one of these :catlady:

http://www.stupid.com/stat/CCLF.html

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Over the edge, single, beauty faded,

and you can still bet that:

The lady is as entitled as she was 18. she feels she needs to be dined, wined, taken on vacation, and be cuddled.

For what?

For the occasional sex with her softening body.

This is what happens when they spend their 10 best years slutting around (16-26), and then expect a man to pick up the tab, after their attractiveness, which has been shared with everyone except the guy to commit, starts to plummet.

Now, be independent and strong.

I am off with a 21 year old.

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The problem with those women is, they want a 6 foot plus, 6 figure guy with an Ivy League diploma and the looks of a GQ cover boy when they are no elf princesses themselves. They are also taught that they are entitled to be spoiled just because they have a vagina. Well, life isn’t fair, not every girl will get a 6 foot plus trust fund prince. She should learn the appreciate the average Joe and settle with him.

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Not every woman is like what you all paint them as. Where are you all finding these people? Let me guess…a bar. Geee.I can’t imagine why you can’t find a good woman there :/

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As for the lady featured in the post, it’s her own damn choice, I don’t understand why she’s whining. It’s like the idiots who go to jail and lose their driver’s license for DUI. Lady, you brought this fate upon yourself, so don’t friggin whine. I have no sympathy for those spinsters who buy into the ’empowered’ feminazi bullshit and whine like a big baby when the bubble bursts.

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10 bucks Roosh dies alone.