I’m throwing a happy hour on Saturday, June 16, 2018 for human beings of all gender identities to discuss ways that the patriarchy is hurting women. All attendees are expected to grovel before any random woman in the vicinity, no matter what her size or appearance, and satisfy her in any way she demands. During the event, I encourage you to bring women to my presence so that I can apologize to them on the behalf of you and all other men. We will also teach each other not to rape and how to stop making women feel uncomfortable in the presence of our toxic masculinities.

The meetup begins at 8pm at a Starbucks location that will be shared on my Twitter at 7:30pm on the day of the event (June 16, 2018). You do not have to buy anything thanks to the company’s progressive policies for persons of color, which includes myself. Feel free to also use their restroom as if it were any public toilet.

Between 8-8:30, I will personally tell you the location of a bar that we will move to after 8:30. You must arrive to the Starbucks by 8:30 to receive details of the bar venue since it will not be shared online. If you arrive to the Starbucks at 8:31, and don’t see me, you will miss the rest of the happy hour.

Both the Starbucks location and bar will be within walking distance of the Metro Center subway station. If there are unexpected happenings, I will share it on Twitter. If my Twitter is banned, check my Gab. I do not expect any protesters since I’m now “old news,” but that may change if the event is publicized in the media or heavily discussed on Reddit and Twitter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p61CYnaOJ0A

By attending the happy hour, you agree to the following code of conduct…

Happy Hour Code Of Conduct

1. You attend this happy hour at your own risk. There is a chance that you may be doxed, physically assaulted, maimed, or arrested. I will do everything in my power to act as a shield between you and potential leftist criminality, but I cannot personally guarantee your safety. Be aware of your surroundings at all times and only take risks you’re comfortable with.

2. Do not bring any legal or illegal weapons, items that could be used as a weapon, or riot gear. This includes (but is not limited to) guns, knives, brass knuckles, shields, helmets, pepper sprays, batons, sharp pens, flashlights, and grenades. If you are assaulted by a protester, immediately withdraw to safety and contact the police. If you bring a weapon or use physical violence, you will be asked to leave. Your only “weapon” should be the camera on your phone.

3. This is not a “white nationalist” or “alt right” gathering. Those of all races and ethnic backgrounds are encouraged to attend. You will be asked to leave if you bring Nazi paraphernalia, perform Nazi salutes, or engage in any other “false flag” behavior that is meant to make the group look bad.

4. To identify another attendee, use the code phrase: “Do you know where I can find a pet shop?” If you are asked this question, answer exuberantly in the affirmative.

5. Do not take pictures or video of any other attendee without their consent.

6. If you are anxious about getting doxed, wear sunglasses and/or a hat. The more media coverage this happy hour receives, the more likely there will be doxing attempts.

7. Do not discuss illegal activities or other criminal acts as if you were a FBI informant. Illegality of any sort will not be tolerated. All attendees must comply with D.C. and Federal laws.

8. Take extra precautions when leaving any venue. If you encounter a violent mob of leftists, return back to the venue and ask for help.

9. Journalists are not allowed to attend, and will be asked to leave if identified.

If you cannot follow the above code of conduct, you are not allowed to attend the happy hour. This event is meant to be a peaceful affair for those who follow me and want to have a friendly conversation about my work or the state of the world. I look forward to seeing you on June 16.

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69 Comments

  1. AlFromBayShore June 8, 2018 at 12:53 pm

    DAMN I wish I lived in D.C.!

    1. Joan Jett's Ally, Joseph June 9, 2018 at 9:00 pm

      Instead you’ll be jerking off to anime in your parent’s second bedroom.

      1. AlFromBayShore June 13, 2018 at 3:27 pm

        Cut me some slack, I tried jerking off to your picture but, well, you’re fat and unsightly.

      2. AlFromBayShore June 13, 2018 at 3:37 pm

        Oh look, a male feminist.

  2. Hubert Cumberdale June 8, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    Be sure and fill up every chair and table and don’t give up the seats to actual paying customers. Starbucks is the “third place” now between home and work. lol

    1. Roosh June 8, 2018 at 1:42 pm

      Correct, we can essentially occupy the store without buying anything.

      1. Marius Aetius Lucullus June 9, 2018 at 4:26 pm

        is this also so all the ‘state surveillance’, whoops, i mean security cameras can catch the libs aggravating and escalating?

      2. Joan Jett's Ally, Joseph June 9, 2018 at 9:04 pm

        You forgot to capitalize is. The first letter of every sentence is supposed to be capitalized.
        You forgot to capitalize I. ALWAYS capitalize the letter I when it is alone.
        The final words of your post don’t make sense. You need to insert a comma somewhere in there.

      3. Marius Aetius Lucullus June 10, 2018 at 3:00 am

        so sorry pal, didnt realize it there was a war on grammar… ???

        oh wait it is the internet, i should have known.

      4. Joan Jett's Ally, Joseph June 9, 2018 at 9:01 pm

        Antifa would come and kick your ass, pig!

      5. Marius Aetius Lucullus June 10, 2018 at 3:07 am

        down vote

        reason: heard it 100 times before, nothing eventuates.

      6. Joan Jett's Ally, Joseph June 10, 2018 at 8:17 am

        Downvotes don’t do anything after Disquss changed the system.

      7. hcurrie77 June 11, 2018 at 3:00 pm

        Bring it on cunt

      8. SavetheWalls June 11, 2018 at 4:10 pm

        We know you are an old Jew

      9. ISLAPWAHMINZ June 11, 2018 at 5:30 pm

        All antifas are weak-ass soyboy p* ssies. I hope they show up so we can pound them to a bloody pulp.

      10. Paul June 12, 2018 at 7:55 am

        I hope you go, I’m going to cut your fucking throat!! If you don’t, give me your address hoe! No one misses hoes when they die!

    2. Joan Jett's Ally, Joseph June 9, 2018 at 9:01 pm

      Punch a misogynist!

      1. GetItGoing June 11, 2018 at 12:48 pm

        I have to wonder what makes a woman so bitter and unhappy in her life that she comes here to be a pest, much like an upset 9 year old child.

        People with fulfilling lives and a healthy emotional well-being don’t behave like that.

      2. ISLAPWAHMINZ June 11, 2018 at 5:31 pm

        Bring it on, whore. I will punch you in the stomach so hard you will bleed from your old rancid cunt for weeks and weeks.

      3. TyskKille June 12, 2018 at 8:21 pm

        Why are you here?

  3. Vegard Johansen June 8, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    “If you are assaulted by a protester, immediately withdraw to safety and contact the police. If you bring a weapon or use physical violence, you will be asked to leave. Your only “weapon” should be the camera on your phone.”

    Why shouldn`t attendees defend themselves? It`s their constitutional right after all!

    1. username June 8, 2018 at 8:52 pm

      Well, there’s this thing called the media, and it’s run by a certain tribe of people that have a certain agenda, and they would love nothing more than to exploit this situation to help that agenda. Even if it means paying an antifa bum $50 to attack someone, provoke a self-defense response, film only the victim attacking back in self-defense, and then spin the story as “evil white males cause terrorist violence in DC bar”.

      Only fight back if it’s absolutely necessary. If that sounds unfair then men can always go back to shitposting on internet message boards and never organize in public ever.

      1. Roosh June 8, 2018 at 9:08 pm

        Yup, we are held to a different standard than them.

      2. Joan Jett's Ally, Joseph June 9, 2018 at 9:07 pm

        No. You are held to the same moral standard as everyone else. By being a misogynist, you failed that standard.

      3. GetItGoing June 11, 2018 at 12:48 pm

        That is incorrect.

      4. JamesJacobs June 14, 2018 at 8:04 am

        Who’s this shemale?

      5. Vegard Johansen June 9, 2018 at 4:49 pm

        Of course it`s a valid point, but it`s also a kin to saying; Don`t say anything provoking, since the media etc. is on the side of the left/part of the left, and it might serve their agenda. I agree we should never be the aggressors, but self defence is well within the bounds of the law.

      6. Joan Jett's Ally, Joseph June 9, 2018 at 9:06 pm

        Anti-Semitic dogwhistle detected. Not surprising that a misogynistic pig would also be a wannabe nazi.

      7. Evan Cary June 10, 2018 at 11:13 pm

        You´re the exact type of person who should come to the meetup. Learn some game, get laid, your whole outlook on life may change.

      8. Lisa June 11, 2018 at 2:25 am

        You might want to explore civil disobedience and nonviolence tactics. If you practice these tactics, there is little chance of being falsely convicted of violence.

    2. Joan Jett's Ally, Joseph June 9, 2018 at 9:05 pm

      Except you would probably be the aggressors.

      1. Vegard Johansen June 10, 2018 at 8:40 am

        Leftist seem to have a monopoly on that bitch!
        National Socialists, (like in Socialism) Marxists, pretty much all violent leftist thugs.

        The only aggression you will see from me is when I give you the hard pounding I can sense that you desperately need.

      2. Joan Jett's Ally, Joseph June 10, 2018 at 9:20 am

        “The only aggression you will see from me is when I give you the hard pounding I can sense that you desperately need.”

        See what I mean?

      3. Vegard Johansen June 10, 2018 at 4:11 pm

        No, not really!

      4. Lisa June 11, 2018 at 2:18 am

        National Socialists are NOT leftists. (Just ask them!)

  4. Chris W June 8, 2018 at 4:49 pm

    Any chance of a Youtube live broadcast? I’d love to come but I’m super far away.

    1. Roosh June 8, 2018 at 8:29 pm

      Nope.

      1. Chris W June 8, 2018 at 8:53 pm

        No problem man. I get that you got hammered the first time. I also get that you want guys to show up in the flesh.

    2. Joan Jett's Ally, Joseph June 9, 2018 at 9:09 pm

      So you can watch in the darkness of your bedroom when your momma isn’t paying attention, you pimple faced incel boy with the creepy stare? 😉

      1. Chris W June 11, 2018 at 2:44 am

        It’s tempting to berate you by calling you an escaped mental patient or tranny freak but you’re clearly not worth my time. I enjoyed how you left everyone a comment. Tells me everything I need to know about you.

  5. anon1 June 8, 2018 at 7:31 pm

    beautiful title, lol

    1. Joan Jett's Ally, Joseph June 9, 2018 at 9:10 pm

      What’s truly beautiful is Joan Jett, a kick-ass feminist girl who doesn’t give a damn about her Bad Reputation! 🙂

      1. mikekomljenovic June 14, 2018 at 8:49 am

        Ummmmm…..Joan Jett hasn’t been relevant in almost 40 years. Your reverence is about as apt as the Commodore 64 is relevant today. You chose a poor idol to worship.

      2. anon1 June 19, 2018 at 5:10 am

        okay josephneira

  6. Leo Juarez June 8, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    feel free to take a shit on one of the tables in Starbucks to mark your territory.

    1. Joan Jett's Ally, Joseph June 9, 2018 at 9:11 pm

      And get an ass-whooping by Antifa! 😉

      1. Mr blonde June 9, 2018 at 9:17 pm

        At least they will get shit on themselves. Now go back to the kitchen witch

      2. Joan Jett's Ally, Joseph June 9, 2018 at 9:24 pm

        Cook your own meals, incel.

      3. TyskKille June 14, 2018 at 3:21 pm

        Sure, without arguments, violence is the only option.

  7. TheOnceAndFutureKing June 8, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    Big fan here, but you’re going to get fucked up badly.

    I seriously hope you have a plan B.

    1. Roosh June 9, 2018 at 12:56 pm

      I’m not scared of getting “fucked up badly”. Are you?

      1. TheOnceAndFutureKing June 9, 2018 at 2:34 pm

        idk man, last time they threatened to send a womens boxing class after you

      2. Marius Aetius Lucullus June 9, 2018 at 4:21 pm

        threaten to do something, but do nothing, sounds like the libs to a ‘T’

      3. Joan Jett's Ally, Joseph June 9, 2018 at 9:12 pm

        Sounds like the kind of women which make up the lovely Joan Jett’s fan base.

      4. SavetheWalls June 11, 2018 at 4:12 pm

        Try having these events outside of libtard controlled cities where the police won’t be told to stand down when you call them

  8. Csg123 June 9, 2018 at 2:07 pm

    Good luck with this Roosh. I think the last thing missing from your work, the pinnacle, is connecting like-minded traditional peoples for socializing in person.

    1. Joan Jett's Ally, Joseph June 9, 2018 at 9:13 pm

      Roosh is not a transitional person. An European traditional society would stone him to death.

      1. Roosh June 10, 2018 at 1:26 pm

        While hoisting you up as a pinnacle of virtue, I’m sure.

  9. Jamar Reaves June 10, 2018 at 8:31 am

    Hopefully Roosh V’s Happy Hour goes well without any outrage from the dipshit brigade (feminists,SJWs,and Antifa) or from the media like what happened back in 2016 during the International Meet up outrage. I really look forward to meeting up with my fellow redpillers and having a kick ass time. But IF ANY those leftist soyboy cucks try anything to ruin our day, I will put my MMA and strength training to good use by crushing their fragile, brittle, estrogen filled bones into fucking dust.

    1. Anti-Gnostic June 10, 2018 at 10:50 am

      “But IF ANY those leftist soyboy cucks try anything to ruin our day, I will put my MMA and strength training to good use by crushing their fragile, brittle, estrogen filled bones into fucking dust.”

      And get arrested in the process. Did you NOT read Roosh’s guidelines?

    2. Roosh June 10, 2018 at 1:25 pm

      Re-read the code of conduct. We will not be responding with violence of any kind. If you are attacked, withdraw and call the police. You are not invited if you plan on being violent.

      1. Jamar Reaves June 10, 2018 at 3:27 pm

        After re-reading the code of conduct and thinking it over I understand why you want us to not respond with violence. Because even if I or anyone within our group gets attacked by some psycho leftist protestor and fights back, the media will most definitely create a false narrative by labeling us as ” violent far right extremists” making you and the rest of us look bad in the eyes of the general public as the end result. Very well I’ll refrain from getting into any unnecessary fights and call the police if things get too hot.

      2. Roosh June 10, 2018 at 7:18 pm

        Exactly. Even in self defense, we will be portrayed as the aggressors. That’s what they did to the alt right gathering in Charlottesville.

    3. SavetheWalls June 11, 2018 at 4:18 pm

      A mans strongest muscle that defends him from feminazis is his brain.
      A better plan is to get pictures of the gender crazies in order to identify them and get them arrested for their harassment and violence .

    1. jalla June 11, 2018 at 12:29 am

      ha, faking it.

    1. Roosh June 13, 2018 at 2:27 pm

      Nice. I was getting worried that I lost my touch.