Surprisingly Good Sex Tips

I planned this post for a Thursday because the weekend is coming and a small minority of you are going to have sex.

Every man needs to read the beautifully written Just Fucking Fuck me, Already. A girl is frustrated about how passive and timid men are when it comes to the bedroom.

But please, please just fuck me already. Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. We’ve done dinner and drinks. We’ve gone dancing. We’ve cuddled and watched a movie. I’m wearing a low cut shirt and you’ve been staring at my breasts all night. Goodgodalmighty, get to it and fuck me.

When we get hot and heavy, please take charge. Please, please fuck me. Trust me, I’m not going to just lie still – I’ll get involved. But don’t make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist. We’ve been kissing for a half hour and your hand keeps grazing my ass. That’s nice, but it’s time to move forward. Get on top of me. Don’t make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I’m practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won’t go down on me. Roll on top and start dry humping like a good boy should. Don’t gently suck my nipples and then pull back when I moan with pleasure. You being coy is totally not what I want. It’s not what WE want.

She goes on…

We really like it when you come. It’s called a money shot for a reason. Watching semen shoot out of you is one of the most gratifying things EVER. However, do not assume that she wants you to jack it off onto her face. She might, but don’t assume. Seeing and/or feeling you come is rewarding for us, so there’s no need to deprive us of it, but please do consult us before unleashing. “I think I’m going to come – how do you like it?” is a fair question that shouldn’t rob you of your testicles.

This is a woman who likes men and sex. Notice how she doesn’t nit-pick about the little things and is trying to educate men on the overall experience. I got an erection after reading it.

On the other side, every woman needs to read Blowjob Tutorial.

If you simply wanted to get a guy off as quickly as possible, all you need to do is lock your lips at the base of his cock and suction them up and down the bottom ¾ of his shaft at a quick, steady pace while pressing your flattened tongue against the underside of his dick. Make sure you are applying pressure with both your lips AND tongue. Keeping your tongue engaged at all times is key. I try to keep mine moving at all times. This is how you get 90% of guys off.

…at least once during the beej, I usually pop his dick out of my mouth and slap it against my tongue or face, then look at him while I rub his cock against my cheeks and lips. Guys are visual, this is just a little something dirty for him to look at.

Not only are most girls clueless the proper technique, they only reluctantly give head when a man asks or insinuates. What happened to doing it because you love it? Asking for head is kind of like explaining the punch line of a joke—it takes away from the climax. I got an erection after reading her post as well, and will be forwarding it to future girls I meet as a “fun article.”

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Nomadz
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Niiice… At last, a real woman with real straightforward desires.

And the “Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja” really got me laughing.

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now I have to think about this all day at work… thanks for making the least attractive person in the office hot for 8 hours

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mom?!?

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“A girl is frustrated about how passive and timid men are when it comes to the bedroom.” Not one girl…most girls. This is not an anomaly. We all think like this, but fear saying it openly.

Coincidentally enough, I blame women for all of this. We call each other whores when we act on our desires, we have made certain fantasies taboo and “anti-woman”, and we have raised a generation of men who are spineless and bumbling.

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That Craigslist piece is gold. I also like the idea of forwarding the BJ piece as a fun and harmless forward. HA.

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“I think I’m going to come – how do you like it?” is a fair question that shouldn’t rob you of your testicles” – that was so BETA

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wikedness…..

virgle kent
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Roissy’s mom has got it going on…. wait what?

For real for real, no way this girl is real, if so ima holla

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“I usually pop his dick out of my mouth and slap it against my tongue or face, then look at him while I rub his cock against my cheeks and lips.”

This should be mandatory.

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^ Hey there Gov.

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explicit diagrams please. mmthanks.

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No question girls liked to be rolled over…

Never met a girl who doesn’t like it.

I ask my friends if they roll the chick over the first night and we all have varying opins.

I use to be reluctant…but my buddy convinced me otherwise. When asked if he hits it from behind — he guys the typical Long Island response.. “Absolutley…You better believe it.”

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Why is this news? And what kind of girls do yall fuck that DON’T know this already? Whatev

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“now I have to think about this all day at work… thanks for making the least attractive person in the office hot for 8 hours”

EXACTLY!!!!!!

love this girl

Seduction Chronicles
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Gold. Pure gold Roosh.

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Roosh,

I totally agree that doing it should come without the need for the guy to ask for it. But, on the other hand, I think that you of all people, have no right to be too demanding when -according to previous posts- you refuse to even perform oral yourself.

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One thing with women that I have found works well for me is that as you start to get all hot and heavy , you just say to them.

“I just want you to know that you don’t have to do anything that you don’t want to do”

Then you continue with the foreplay, fucking etc and its amazing what they WILL let you do.

By saying this to them , I think it assures them that no matter what , they are still in control and that the guy respects them, and its amazing how they will often open up to you.

Now , if she does not want you to stick your cock in her ass , or to suck it after you have fucked her etc ,don’t whine about it. This achieves nothing and makes the guy look Beta.

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I don’t know what you’re talking about with regards to the reluctance of women to put their mouths on weiners.

I have been with many women and not once has a girl not given me some head during our sexual encounters. You must be doing something wrong. Maybe the fact that you don’t go down on them?

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Yeah, i don’t understand either people complaining about not getting sucked. When did blowjobs become an extreme hardcore perversion in your world ? What kind of girls do you people date ? Sicilian Catholic virgins with a lot of angry cousins ?

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I find most girls I’m with love giving me head.. i always hear guys bitch about girls who don’t give head… i’ve truthfully never came across a girl i fucked more than twice that didnt give me a hummer.. of course i alwasy return the favor which usually makes thm more lkely to head back down

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That was your most inciteful post yet! I died laughing…in my office…and wasn’t able to explain why.

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great post!

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AMEN!!!!

This goes great with the tease post. Take charge and pull down her panties…then tease your fingers a bit…then give ’em to her…then tease your cock…then give her a few inches…then give her the whole thing…she will be putty.

And, AMEN!!!! Just because your mouth is on my cock and you give it a few sucks does not mean I’ll blow my load in your mouth! Work it like a pornstar biatch!

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“When we get hot and heavy, please take charge.”

Why dont you take charge?

You are not the one who will be charged for rape because of taking charge.

Dumb sluts like this make me breathe fire. What happened to taking responsibility? What happened to initiating?

(Btw, I do take charge, but because I want to, not because some dumb broad who is unable to tells me so)

Take charge. Push forward. Kiss the wrong area on her neck, in the wrong time, prison 22 years.

Take charge, penetrate. one stroke you made in a specific angle hits a spot that reminds her of her ex, she says “stop”, you say “huh?”, take it out after 3 seconds. Prison 22 years.

“But don’t make me force your hand into my panties. That makes me feel like a rapist. ”

BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA…….

Well, if the ladies would open our zippers by themselves, we would not have to guide them to the tower of magic.. Eh?

“Don’t make me get on top right out of the gate and start bobbing up and down on your cock like I’m practicing some crazy new aerobic yoga because YOU won’t go down on me.”

What about you going down first?

In the end, if I go down, I will be drinking slippery cave juice instantly, while if you go down you will be sucking on a sunny day tower of magic… The rain will follow later.

nää nää…

Women are batshit insane.

Or,

Grown ups with the psychology of a 5 year old.