Tapping Into The Hipster Niche

“The hipster movement did not produce artists. It produced tattoo artists. It did not produce photographers, but snapshot and party photographers. It did not produce painters, but graphic designers. It did not yield a great literature, but it made good use of fonts.”Mark Greif

In the USA there still exists a niche where men can find reasonably attractive girls: hipsters. Girls who run in hipster circles are concerned with their appearance much more than the average girl, meaning she will not come out of the house looking like she has given up on life. Most importantly, she’ll be skinny. Yoga chicks and hipster chicks are the last remaining skinny breed of American girl left.

Unfortunately, besides her average weight, the hipster chick will possess a lot of downsides:

  • Ugly prescription glasses
  • Stupid tattoos
  • Complete lack of femininity
  • Unpainted nails, often chewed down to stubs
  • Overconfident even though she’s only knowledgeable about music and fashion
  • Outfits that make you wonder if she’s trying out for a position in the circus
  • Always trying to be witty and ironic

Nonetheless, she’s still better than the alternative, a “mainstream” girl who is 20 pounds overweight, speaks in LOL dialect, and wears flip flops everywhere. Hipster chicks are like the lesser of two very horrible evils.

Now you can’t just roll up to a hipster bar with a stripped shirt from JC Penny and expect to get good responses. You’ll have to make a few cosmetic changes. First, grow out your hair and beard. You don’t have to adopt a Jesus look, but you should not look like you’re about conduct a job interview at Goldman Sachs. Second, buy a couple deep v-necks along with a snug pair of jeans. It doesn’t have to be skinny jeans, but it shouldn’t be baggy in the 50 Cent style. Congratulations, you now have a basic look that will not be objectionable to hipster girls.

One way to stand out from the other hipster dudes without getting a lot of video game tattoos or being in a band is to have some muscles. Hipster dudes are frail with concentration camp bodies, so having a more athletic build—that your v-neck will undoubtedly highlight—will do a better job of tapping into her ancestral desire for a strong man. Just don’t be jacked because hipster chicks don’t like that. Even though hipsters are obsessed with their look, making sure each strand of hair is strategically placed across their face, the trick is making it seem like you don’t really care.

As for what type of game to spit, I’m confident you’ll quickly adapt as you start approaching them. At first you’ll feel unprepared to talk about their favorite venues and music, but after 20 approaches and some basic internet research, you’ll be able to discuss their interests. Other than that you can run your normal game, so there’s no need to reinvent the wheel.

I unwittingly tapped into the hipster niche after buying a $7 white v-neck in Brazil. I came back to the U.S. with my already shaggy hair and scruffy beard and did quite well with them even though they were nothing like the Latin women I was banging in South America. I remember how the first American girl I fucked after that trip was wearing bright red pants. Until then I had never had sex with a girl who owned such an item.

The hipster niche will not be exploitable for long as that subculture becomes increasingly homogenized with the mainstream (I’m sure you remember the time before plaid became popular). Plus, hipster chicks are getting fatter. Or maybe fat chicks are becoming hipsters. Anyway, I estimate you have about two or three years to rock it out with some pseudo-anorexic hipster chicks until fatties completely take over the country and smother us all.

There was a time where the only way you could exploit the hipster culture was to wear a cape and a monocle, but that time is no more. Put on a v-neck, build glorious scruff above your neck, and enjoy sex with some weird and self-absorbed women.

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Here in Texas lots of fat girls went hipster. They got the fancy white turtle shell frames, “ironic” t shirts, silly hairstyles, the works. Unfortunately, this post is about a half a year behind the curve here.

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Spot-on for the most part, but your American experience with hipsters is limited to DC. A lot of DC hipsters are just young professionals playing dress-up. There’s no real art/music subculture there (not since the 80s hardcore scene) because the rent is too expensive, and the DC equivalent of Brooklyn – Takoma Park – is mostly a hellhole.

If you are in some city like Philly or Baltimore, however, you are expected to be in a band, a DJ, or an artist. If not, you better be spitting some tight game, or you better be good at faking being a musician and/or artist.

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Just in time for No Shave November

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In NYC, you can find them in Greenwich Village, SOHO or the Lower East Side where the live music venues and artsy bar/lounges are located.

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Damn fatties will be the end of us all.

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WTF?

Chicago hipsters are fat and masculine and disgusting.

They ride the worst of the cock carousels of disease: DJs, bouncers, bartenders and trust-fund beta babies masquerading as artists while mommy and daddy send them rent checks.

This is so wrong in 5 urban areas I visit regularly. The hipster is worse than the lawyer or the feminine studies doctorate.

Avoid at all costs.

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“damn fatties will be the end of us all”

this.

it’s time to seriously start shaming fat girls.

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Odds: Shaming anyone feels so contrary to a man with leadership skills, but I agree. I just can’t figure out a solid way to slut shame or fat shame someone unless they’re caught in the act of stuffing their faces with cupcakes or flirting with the near-homeless bouncer.

Recently I said “Yeah, that’s going to help your waistline” on a Facebook post of a fat gal who bought 24 cupcakes. Defriended instantly, which is a saving grace, I think.

There has to be a better way to fat shame without coming off as a weak idiot who is projecting self-hatred. I just haven’t found that way, yet.

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I wouldn’t worry about it. These cunts are trying to make you feel like the bad one because they are too lazy to work out. This self hatred is the new racist. It is a lazy insult applied to everything. Don’t let it be the new racist and shut you down. Double down on those whores

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@Odds: shaming fat girls won’t work, but shaming the guys who fuck fat girls might be effective.

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Hipster fashion and the extremely abrasive attitudes that hipster girls display are total boner killers for me. The only thing hipster girls have going for them is that most of them are skinny. Might be worth a novelty bang, but nothing beyond that.

The good thing is, if you work out even slightly, you’ll have a massive advantage over any hipster guy. They are universally a bunch of twiggy manginas who can barely lift a jug of milk without resorting to two hands.

Hipster humor/blatant blog whoring:

http://bronanthebarbarian.com/2011/01/03/are-hipsters-the-end-of-masculinity/

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Fat girls eating the pain away.

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Just be careful with these girls. I haven’t yet met a hipster-chick that wasn’t batshit insane. They’re so used to beta schlubs instantly wanting to be bf/gf after vag access that a ‘hit and quit’ MO will net you some stalkers or character assassination.

Relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

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roosh is quite a large man
imagine how it is for asians to see a fatty.

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lol at bro dudes continuing to be mystified by girls sleeping with hipster dudes, ignoring in the grand scheme of things, there are about billion more cargo short wearing bro-drones than there are hipster guys.

Quick, someone blame the jews.

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@gattuso: Hipster men getting all the pussy play from skinny, big raccoon haired girls is all a ploy by Zionist Jews to make us into their servants. Only by joining their secret Illuminati-esque society can we ever gain pussy.

And yet entrance is impossible!! The evil Zionist Jew Hegemony have set it up so that pussy is the carrot, the bar is the stick, and we will never be able to fulfill our desires!!!!

I’M NOT A RACIST, I’M A REALIST!!! SIEG HEIL!!!

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haha. I like the Jesus look

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The weirdo chicks like goths and emo and hipster types…

Most of them are so fuckin’ dumb that I cannot feign interest for 10 seconds, let alone long enough to get them into bed.

Of course it always spices up the evening when they decide to start casting spells at your kitchen table.

WTF?

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Hipster chicks are ugly and on the avant-garde of female masculinity. Don’t waste your time.

The Private Man
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Thankfully, I am too far along in years to even consider hipsters as actual human beings.

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One last thing, it’s great to have found a place where others feel the same about fat chicks. I haven’t banged a girl more than 10 lbs overweight in years, and even then it was all in her tits.

Men have to start calling it like they see it, or there’ll be nothing left but lard-asses. Maybe if more women sneak in here they’ll start to get the picture.

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@gattuso,

It is the Jews, dummy, and you’re more likely than not one of them yourself as evidenced by your whiny victimhood ploy. Quit pretending you’re white when it’s convenient, and being a racist Jew when your among your own.

We got your number, Shlomo!

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@bankster

Yeah, I understand. Everything that has ever been bad is a creation of the jews, and everyone who disagrees with you is Jewish. moving onto to hipsters:

I think some here are confusing goth/punk chicks with hipsters…totally different subculture. The hipster chicks at the shows I attend or play actually dress more feminine these days, a lot of dresses and skirts. It is certainly good if you can break in. I’m glad Roosh stopped worrying and learned to love the (hipster) bomb.

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@gattuso,

Not everything terrible was brought by Jews, just things like never ending wars in the Middle East for Israel’s benefit, central banksters, and social engineering to name a few.

I stand by my comment, if you disagree you are either a braindead/brainwashed Goy, or a rat-faced criminal Jew.

Jews are rats, and the world is awakening to this fact. They have their grubby little paws into almost everything, even the Church.

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I avoid hipster girls. They are just too weird & too unfeminine. A lumberjack would be slightly more feminine than hipsters.

The hipster girls that go for muscular dudes are not really hipsters. Just girls dressing a certain way because of trends they’ve seen.

p.s.

Oh yeah, I do not blame Jews for hipsters.

However, I will not name names, but we all know who’s responsible for: Hollywood filth, journalistic filth, consumerism filth, feminist filth, Fed Reserve & economic policy filth, AIPAC lobbying filth, trillions of U.S. tax dollars diverted to Israel, and the destruction of American nationalism in general.

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I’m not entirely buying the hipster girl = unfeminine argument. Yes, there are the weirdly dressed, tattooed types. But there’s also class of them that has a feminine pixie aesthetic. Also, a lot hipster girls are artists, and artists skew more heavily on the feminine scale (and crazy scale, but that’s another discussion).

Hipster girls also won’t be abrasive if you are a musician. They’ll treat like you’re the goddamned pharaoh for knowing a few chord progressions.

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@Gattuso. Very true – it’s like any other cliched subculture, you can focus on once single aspect until you convince yourself it is true for the whole.

There are lots of hipster girls who are feminine, really smart, and capable of interesting conversation.

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Uh, hipster chicks. Some can be alright looking, but damn I don’t really fit in a most hipster places. Everyone is covered in tatts,smokes and wear the weirdest clothing.

Roosh with his caveman look could fit in, but not most guys. Plus, hipsters are very clicky.

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Ehh, if you wear slim jeans and a v neck, leave your White Nikes at home and don’t make any references to sports except soccer (call it football) you’ll be fine.

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F**k hipsters, they make the world a worse place……..like the jews

HAH jk

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At least when it comes to hipster chicks in the city of Philadelphia, you forgot one crucial point: ride a bike. Seriously, riding a bike around town will improve your chances significantly. The more useless and rusty the bike, the better. Hopefully you will find one that doesn’t have brakes. Then you’re in for sure.

Sadly, you are right about hipsters becoming fat and fatties becoming hipsters. In Philly, this is happening with great frequency.

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Roosh, gmanifesto has an excellent post on swooping hipster types: http://www.thegmanifesto.com/2010/03/cracking-the-west-coast-hipster-girl-code.html

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To get into the groove for the hipster niche take a trip with the song by The Asteroids Galaxy Tour “The Golden Age” (that’s in the Heineken beer commercial “The Entrance”) – that dude has got some charisma game and then he gets it on with the hipster chick singer (she has some different makeup and a dress on in the commercial and I would Bang this hipster girl). Take off the makeup and whatever clothes and they all are just molecules with gravity from the Big Bang (a night with Roosh), Bang around the Earth, then go continue the Galaxy Tour and Bang the Moon, Bang Uranus (her anus, your highness), Bang Venus, then after this trance trip it’s snap there goes gravity back to reality, now go make your entrance.

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hipster chicks are the worst. i rank them roughly on par with sorostitutes in terms of self-absorption, concocted/aggrandized self-worth/coolness from faux group of friends and social circle……

spare me. i’d rather bang a fatty/semi fat girl

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Probably depends on location. The more conservative an area, the easier it would likely be to fake being a hipster due to the area lagging the trend. If you’re in ground zero of a hipster infestation like me (Portland), it’s going to take more than a t-shirt to go to the Matador and be ironic.

With a normal girl you just have to be barely cognizant of mainstream culture. Just enough to get her to start yapping about it while you pretend to listen. With hipsters they have this massive complicated “culture” (emphasis on the sarcasm quotes) that revolves around everyone accusing each other of having an insufficiently eclectic taste in art or music. And pretty much all the “players” in a liberal countercultureish city are going to be going the hipster route, so emulating them isn’t going to help you stand out at all.

While I’m ranting, what’s the deal with girls all being vegan? They may be thin but they’re invariably locked into this liver-pummeling blood sugar cycle of eating nothing but sugary snacks from Trader Joe’s every 30 min. And they look ill.

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Haha. I love hipster bars, because I sort of look like a hipster. When girls find out I’m not a hateful idiot I do surprisingly well.

My advice, go to hipster bars to meet the normal looking girls. They don’t get hit on very much. Hipster guys are cowardly and overtly feminine.

I’m gonna post this on reddit for you.

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Here’s an encyclopedia of hipster fashion ( male and female ) http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/

I like hipster chicks...
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…either in butter or oil. Well fried in any case! smile

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“… just molecules with gravity from the Big Bang (a night with Roosh), Bang around the Earth, then go continue the Galaxy Tour and Bang the Moon, Bang Uranus (her anus, your highness), Bang Venus, then after this trance trip it’s snap there goes gravity back to reality, now go make your entrance.”

Dude, you’re a way better cosmologist than Stephen Hawkings himself

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Slightly off topic, but on the flip-flop issue, I saw this Miss Manners column in the Washington Post today and thought you’d get a kick out of it. A guy who has been dating a girl for 4 months writes in to complain that said girl wears nothing but flip-flops. Miss Manners actually takes the guy’s side, and even goes so far to say that if the girl continues to wear flip-flops all the time, then the guy should dump her. smile

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/miss-manners-woman-in-flip-flops-refuses-to-toe-the-line/2011/10/13/gIQA58g2ZM_story.html

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I kill with hipster chicks, and I definitely don’t do tight jeans. Or V Necks. But everything else is spot on.

And the dude in the comments above that said they’re batshit crazy speaks the truth. Never had a car keyed (by 2 different sluts) until I started crushing hipsters.

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Roosh, I am curious as to how much time you spent traveling around in the united states to come to these conclusions? You spend so much time out of the US. You sound like you have only lived in DC. How are people on this site supposed to believe you about the women in the US? I think you would at least need to do quite a bit of traveling in the US to come to these ignorant conclusions.

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Hey Roosh! when is bang Libya coming out? Keep up the good work!

http:thecaptainpower.blogspot.com

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Damn! Time is running out…….Everyone is getting fat…….Need one year. Want Travel Document. Once the whole world is fat, I can just go and meditate in a cave

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“In NYC, you can find them in Greenwich Village, SOHO or the Lower East Side where the live music venues and artsy bar/lounges are located.”

christ guy, what are you, my dad? no way this man is under 50.

But anyway, if you think hipster girls are the only skinny girls left, obviously you haven’t spent much time in NYC. Here, nearly ALL the girls who bother to show up to the bar are at least skinny. and contra to your claims, its the normal girls who put far more effort into their appearance than hipster girls, who put in virtually none. Hipster girls show a profound disregard for hygiene, maintaining/enhancing their figure with exercise and diet, or dressing in a way that would make them more attractive to a man; normal girls on the other hand know how to dress, and many exercise obsessively, willing themselves to butterface status as a bare minimum.

the line between hipster and normal girl can get exceedingly thin in new york though; it’s a fairly narrow spectrum. In fact, I’d say it’s a bit of a faux pas to even use the word ‘hipster’ in new york…makes you just seem like a spiteful nerd who doesn’t ‘get’ youth culture.

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I’m developing a pill called Fatagra that helps men get boners with fatties. It’s like Viagra but with a variation of LSD to make you think you’re a walrus…

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Since when are v-necks not gay? the deeper the gayer I say.

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@43 captainpower

Better Bang Africa? Man, I think the best Roosh is yet to come!

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