The 3 Types Of Danish Girls

Don’t Bang Denmark was recently the subject of a panel discussion on a Danish morning show. Click here to watch.

There are only three types of Danish girls that I’ve noticed: the perma-student, the older woman, and the mom.

You know those people that have been students for what seems like forever, always working on a master’s or PhD? That’s your first category, the perma-student. Since the government pays for education, a Danish person would be stupid not to achieve the highest level possible, especially since in Denmark there is a strong correlation between years of education and income.

It will be rare to meet a girl under 26 who has a full-time job and is not in school at least part time. It’s great that she’s investing in her future, but the problem for you is that liberal universities destroy a woman’s femininity. The more years she spends in them, the less likely she will be able to please you, physically and emotionally.

Since Danish girls spend much more time in universities than American girls, I’m sad to conclude that American girls are more feminine than Danish girls. Yes, it’s true, I’ve found a species that is even more masculine than American women. After accounting for the fact that Danish girls aren’t as slutty as American or Icelandic girls, I hope you’re beginning to see that we have a real problem on our hands.

An annoying feature of the perma-student is that she has a chip on her shoulder. Even though she hasn’t worked a hard day in her life and has had her hand held by the government every step of the way, she thinks her education has given her everything she needs to know about the world, including your own country. She thinks that her time in school is a superior substitute for real-life experience.

I had cases where, in the process of obtaining sex from a Danish girl, she said some outrageous shit that offended my sensibilities so greatly that I had to terminate the interaction by telling her what a retard she was. It’s a bad sign when an American has to tell someone of another country they’re being arrogant, since we’re generally the most arrogant assholes on Earth.

The second type of Danish “girl” is the older woman, starting at 30 years of age. She’s finally done with school and ready to settle down, but is finding it harder to get guys since she has zero femininity units left (she used them all up during the decade she spent in college). The main problem is that her looks have faded and she never lost the freshman twenty. She’s reduced to trolling Internet dating sites with high contrast photos that hide what the unmerciful hands of time have done to her face.

While I don’t like older women, in Denmark they were great for breaking slumps since getting them into bed was easier and more straightforward with less flakiness. This type of girl is easiest to fuck, but you’ll regret it in the morning. I know I did.

The final type of Danish girl is the mom. While she can be young, I usually saw them in their late twenties. Motherhood has reignited her femininity and she will probably be more pleasing than her motherless counterparts. You will find the occasional MILF, but expect to see some serious degradation to her face.

You’re most likely going to encounter the perma-student during your stay, especially if you head to popular bars and clubs for gaming at night. I find that younger girls who are around 21 will be the most enjoyable to talk to because they aren’t as outspoken. The sweetest and kindest girls I talked to were all young.

The worst girls are around twenty-five, an age when they think they know everything. They will be the first to call you out on your game or to give you shit. By the second week in Copenhagen I got into four heated arguments with Danish girls after two months in Iceland without having one. For you, the most pleasant interactions will come from the youngest Danish girls you can find. Troll the high school if you have to.

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Mr. Pointyface
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I think you mean “childless” where you typed “motherless.”

However, this post gives us yet another wonderfully exhilarating opportunity to poke at Murkabeests, reminding them that it takes a village to subsidize a spoiled, impossibly know-it-all harpy.

Thank you.

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“the most pleasant interactions will come from the youngest girls you can find.”

That’s true in a lot (most?) places

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Getting a bit old…

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That show is annoying and impossible to watch

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That sounds a lot like D.C.

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This really is too bad. I’ve been so disappointed reading this series. I dated a Danish woman—she was studying here in the States—and she was actually a real sweetheart and a solid 8 when gussied up. She wasn’t terribly feminine, but she became more girlish as I ramped up the alpha (ie, slapped her on the ass in passing, fucked her hard at times, roared when I came, etc).

I really do think it’s possible to get even these women to be more feminine—you just have to incentivize it. I dated a Swedish woman who was attractive but not feminine and, unfortunately, a hardcore feminist (more than the Danish ex, even). My approach was to incentivize feminine behavior and be non-reactive (or dismissive) to masculine behavior. As an example, take watching a movie on the couch. I’m 6’1, 200 and I take up a lot of space–when I stretch out alpha style there’s not much left. When my girl used to come over and ask me (in that sexy Danish accent!) to move over—I didn’t react. If she persisted asking I’d tease her or just pull her down on top me start the business. Eventually she stopped asking me to move and began to curl up next to me in whatever space was available, kiss me and stroke my chest. Only then did I move to give her more room on the couch. And this didn’t happen in a vacuum—I was constantly sexualizing her, flirting with and remaining attractive to other women, and being alpha in other ways. All of this, and it still took some weeks to extract truly feminine behavior from her. The only reason she even lasted that long was because she’d been fairly responsive as I slowly ramped up the alpha in other ways during the course of our relationship. If she hadn’t, there’s no way I’d have invested the effort to make a woman out of her.

“the most pleasant interactions will come from the youngest girls you can find.”

I don’t think Denmark is different from other places in this respect. For a combination of looks and personality the best interactions will be with chicks basically 16-22, give or take. For just looks same ages up to late 20s. Every now and then you’ll encounter an attractive older woman with a great personality because she knows her value has plummeted, but it’s extremely rare.

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I never comment on these things, but since this is class A BULLSHIT and INCREDIBLY DISTURBING, I’m gonna give it a go.

First, you have to define femininity: Is it the high-heeled/low-cut giggly sexbomb? The faithful housewife in an apron, with a meal and a hot bath ready for you? Or just plain gentleness, empathy and sensitivity?

Based on THIS: “She wasn’t terribly feminine, but she became more girlish as I ramped up the alpha (ie, slapped her on the ass in passing, fucked her hard at times, roared when I came, etc)..”

and your very instructive guide to couch-discipline, I can only deduce that your definition of a “feminine woman” is equivalent to the definition you might place on a faithful golden retriever. Women aren’t supposed to be “trained” by men into being more feminine, just like men aren’t supposed to be taught how to be more masculine by women.

There is nothing wrong with finding a feminine woman attractive, and making that a goal when you’re looking for a partner (or just a one night stand), ’cause it is hella sexy. But when ASSHOLES like you make it their job to change women and “correct” them, someone seriously need to put things in fucking perspective.

Femininity or masculinity does not apply to each gender exclusively. We all carry masculine traits as well as feminine traits, and let’s get this straight: If a woman – in your own words – constantly sexualized you, dismissed your feminine traits completely (face it, you show them too) and flirted with other men in order to “extract truly masculine behavior from you”, you would have left the building. Why? Because you wouldn’t stand for that bullshit, and you shouldn’t. Just like women shouldn’t have to stand for this.

And THAT RIGHT THERE is what feminism is about. It’s not “man-hate” guys, it’s fucking equality! When arrogant fullofthemselves douchebags like you make it their job to correct people who doesn’t fit your fantasies, a few words of wisdom seems appropriate:

Grow up. Get some fucking perspective.

Learn to respect an individual for who they are – and then maybe even YOUR conceited dick might get some action in a meaningful relationship one day.

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The one Danish chick I fucked on my short stay in CPH was 18. She was sexy, flirty and fun. She even sang to me in Danish a few times which was kinda odd yet sexy at the same time.

http://themastersoffate.com/?p=26

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Hey Roosh,

When are you coming to Holland ? I’m pretty sure you will write a Bang Holland book and not a Don’t bang Holland. Just make sure you bring some high heeled boots because our woman are tall.

greetz Neil

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Funny blog and you write very well, but how are you defining “feminine”? It is a vague terms with different meanings for everyone

I know and have been with girls who can’t cook to save their lives and wouldn’t bother trying, but they will clean my condo(probably because I’m slob). Or they will be supportive and loving when I’m having a shit day. Or rub my shoulders.

What exactly do you mean by feminine?

And you are right on about Danish perma-student chicks.

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Roosh is a scared little boy who is scared of women. I suppose you have to feel sorry for him really its quite sad. His one one sided view of the female population is orwellian

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Dont see him a hero people see him for what he really is. A hermit keyboard warrior

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^ don’t feed the trolls wink

“in the process of obtaining sex from a Danish girl, she said some outrageous shit that offended my sensibilities so greatly that I had to terminate the interaction” I’ve had to do that a few times with some amazing girls, where their personality is just unbearable. A brain so annoying that it repels quality guys despite they have amazing looks. So lame.

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I guess some people are born attention seekers. Typical american. The whole world is a stage. Yawn

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“By the second week in Copenhagen I got into four heated arguments with Danish girls after two months in Iceland without having one”

hilarious!

this is an incredibly important sociolog study, roosh you are breaking new ground.

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I don’t use the word “hero” very often. But you sir, are the greatest American Hero to have ever lived.

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Can You Get Us a Transcript of TV show? Were the guys a bunch of pussies, defending the great Danish women or were they saying their is a problem in Denmark?

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I agree with you that real life experience is a better teacher than sitting in a classroom getting an EDUCATION. Much if not most of what passes for EDUCATION these days is sheer propoganda and not real education though most don’t realize it, and the few who do don’t realize how bad it is, and even then many may know it is propoganda, but do not know what the difference between propoganda and true education or best of all what reality,the truth,is. Own Wall Street, OWS, supporters is a prime example of people know they’ve been lied to and propogandized, but often do not know what is the truth and what is the lie. I suspect most Danes and OWS supporters are fellow travellers. All too often you find people who say they are tolerant and for diversity aren’t that tolerant and for diversity when they get someone or something they don’t like. Then it’s my way or the highway at best. At worst they try to destroy you. What HYPOCRITES! Women in general are like this world wide more than men. It’s a shame to hear Danish women thus far are the worst because American women are really bad too.

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Any chance to get english subtitles posted on that vid? Congrats btw because this kind of pr = sales at amazon. The producers of that danish tv show are too stupid to realize that.

Naughty Nomad
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I can’t believe they put it up on TV… Excellent. Told you it would cause a shit storm. Great book… I’d recommend everyone read it. If not for good tips – just to laugh your ass off.

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Yeah, does anyone have the English subtitles for the segment?

I thought Copenhagen was a great fun city when I visited..

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– actual clip – Danish male host (deep booming serious voice):

‘an de ul verden… (incomphrensible Danish language) (blah blah blah) PUSSY PARADISE (blah blah blah)’

I think there’s a chance you could seduce the chick on the left Roosh.. she’s quite hot and was unable to stop grinning at this point.

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Lmao at the sad fuckers hailing roosh a hero. The man couldent pull a plug out of a bath. What is this site . Train spotters anonymous

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Danish (SWPL) women, for all their vaunted independence and experience, are basically as media-brainwashed as any sausage-eating beer-swilling Danish prole. “If it’s on TV it must be true”.

So now that Roosh has been discussed in Serious Channels (ie TV2), this means that there is actually a fair chance that Danish women will actually take Roosh’s message to heart, and change their ways. The message that they are unfeminine cunts will slowly seep its way into their vain feminine subconscious, beyond the layers of feminism/careerism.

As a half Dane, I can only salute you! Maybe my women will start improving smile

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Summary: the male hosts agreed with Roosh on the personality issues, but didn’t agree that Danish women are ugly.

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DANISH AND SCANDI CJICKS ARE ALL THE SAME…NAIVE FUCKS WHO HAVE ZERO IDEA OF REAL WORLD AND HAVE HAVE HIGH TIDE OPINION ABOUT THEIR IDEALISTIC BUBBLE WORLD. OH,,YEAH THESE WOMEN SERVE FOR ONE THING..TO REPRODUCE CURLY HAIRED NEW GENERATION WITH THE FUCKED UP ATTTIDUDES THINKIN THAN AFRICANS RULE THE WORLD.

DO A FAVOR AND FUCK ANY CUNT RATHER THAN SCANDI MINDLESS BLACK LOVING WHORES. OK IF YOU ARE BLACK DUDE PLS USE THIS ADVICE..TAKE A FLIGHT, FUCK, FINALLY TAKE A SHIT ON THEIR SMILING FACE.

REPEAT AND RINSE.

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Ahhh the perma-student, get a lot of those in Dc/nyc also……

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On the TV clip, did the Danish crew joke that the Middle Eastern guy (Farshad) was Roosh?

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You’ve got to understand, the problem with these women isn’t THEIR opinion, it’s THE opinion. They live in countries where the government in effect controls their press and where they put you in jail for any real dissent (or threaten to). These women just don’t know any better, they’re brainwashed by a soft totalitarianism. In the U.S. we have the First Amendment which forces the same Leftist totalitarians to farm out such suppression to far less powerful NGOs, though they do manage to do a pretty good job of squelching free debate.

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Hey Roosh,

Judged by the relative short time you stayed in Denmark, I think your impression of danish girls is pretty accurate. So I am not mad at you for saying the truth, just wish you were´nt right.

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Then of course we have america. Everything bad that happens in the world stems from there. Wars. Obesity. Poverty. gang culture. Oh yes must be great to be american and roosh is just a product of the country. A sad pathetic lonely existence is what he has now and the rest of his clap ridden body has. In the future. Hahahahahha still least you have your little lambs following you hahahhahaha

[Roosh: And yet, in spite of what happens in America, Danish girls are still masculine, annoying, and unattractive.]

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It seems that Danish women are more Germanic than Scandi, from what I read here.

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I’m a Danish man and think it’s great that you are letting other Danish men know the TRUTH. I had no idea how difficult our women are until I studied in Brazil and discovered how fabulously different women in other parts of the world are. The only part of Roosh’s commentary that I disagree with is his claim that our women are ugly, I think Danish women are very pretty, many of them extremely beautiful, but unfortunately they also tend to be spoiled self-entitled bitches.

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Can someone post a rough translation of the main points they discuss on the panel?

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Orson, Scandi is just a part of Germanic.

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“OK IF YOU ARE BLACK DUDE PLS USE THIS ADVICE..TAKE A FLIGHT, FUCK, FINALLY TAKE A SHIT ON THEIR SMILING FACE.”

I’m usually not into scat, but ok.

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Danish broads sound completely awful. If I ever meet one, it’ll be hard to get over my prejudice for sure.

However, this could all be reverse psychology: Denmark might be this “Pussy Paradise” and Roosh is just trying to keep us away from it!

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Roosh V, could it be that maybe you are just too uncharmin to get laid in Denmark? Dont exspect that danish girl will just fall for your feets, if you had done an effort instead of sittin and judge us you could have been lucky.
Not sayin your statement is completly wrong but 2 month in a something that sounds like the danish version of “The hills have eyes” wasnt maybe your brightest solution for findin girl.

Good luck next time..

Sincerly perma-student, mom and 25 years old Danish Girl.

[Roosh: Is there a machine in Denmark that is spitting out these identical comments?]

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I’m 28 Dane girl and i approved this article

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“in Denmark there is a strong correlation between years of education and income”

Patently untrue. In fact Denmark is among the lowest ranking OECD countries in regards to correlation between education level and income.
Do your research instead of pulling stats out of your ass.

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HR, I think Roosh meant that Denmark as a whole has a very high average level of education compared with the world, or even the Western countries, and this correlates to the high average income of Danes as a whole.

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Roosh absolutely destroys Denmark with the swipe of his pen.

Good work.

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I’m another Danish woman, and like Grethe, I totally agree that Roosh has a point.

I grew up partly in other countries, and after living here my whole adult life it still amazes me how oblivious other women seem to the power of femininity. They will whine about not being able to find a decent man while simultaneously dressing and acting so as to turn all but the masochistic men off. On the upside, it means I have my choice of alpha men because the women who were 9s and 10s as teenagers are no competition for an 8 who:

– stays slim
– keeps her hair long
– puts on a pretty dress
– listens without interrupting
– makes her own points calmly and concisely
– expresses appreciation
– is quick to twinkle, smile and laugh.

It’s that simple!

[Roosh —> :hump: < ---Louise ]

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Ha ha ha.. this shit is funny :laugh:
But looking forward to hearing some stuff about other nationalities since it is always more fun to laugh at others..

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Louise: smid mig lige en email, jeg har måske en artikel om dating i DK som du kan få lov at skrive for mig smile [email protected]

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Roosh has some good points but it strikes me he’s only been out in Copenhagen while in Denmark. He argues that Danes are very homogeneous but thats only true to a point.
The girls outside CPH generally behaves much better than their sisters in the capital. I’ve been living in Esbjerg and Århus in Jutland and the girls there are generally much nicer and fun to be with.
Even in CPH there are some nice girls but as Roosh points out they are almost all under the age of 25, at least that’s how it seems if you only know CPH from going out and not living here for a long time.
In reality what happens is that most nice young girls will end up in a good long relationship before they are 25, so the clubs are full of the desperate but masculine +25’s. They are unable to find a boyfriend so they go out a lot – they sometimes find a man but he can’t stand them for very long so they are out on the market again soon enough hating men even more.
So for CPH would say about one third of the girls are very nice and femine but you donøt seen them out much because at a young age the already has a decent man, and if if that relationship breaks she’ll have no problem finding another good man. She need not go out to find a man, they are already there in her personal network.
Roughly I’d say that here in CPH there are 3 decent men to every 1 decent woman so of course competition is stiff.
The other two thirds of women will never find a man or only have short term relationships because nobody can stand them in the long run.

But next time venture out to the smaller cities – girls are really pleasent there. I’ve been living in CPH 8 years now and the only long term relationships I had was with girls from Jutland.

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Hahaha funny how the majority of Danish commenters agree with Roosh… Even the chicks

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Take it from an outgoing Danish man who has been with +50 different Danish women/girls – you are spot on. Except the fact that Danish girls are ugly, I have been in mosts parts of the world, and Denmark is definitely in the major leagues when it comes to looks!

Regarding the perma-students, you are very right on that one. Many Danish girls you will meet in night clubs in CPH study something useless, like humanism, where they are taught that the human mind is incapable of thinking. They are brain washed with postmodern nonsense that there are no facts in life, there are no absolutes and reality does not exist but is created in our minds. That is why Danish women are attracted to weak beta-men, those men will retain their irrational beliefs and maintain their fake self-esteem. A strong Alpha will destroy their real low self-esteem and expose them to the reality they fear.
Of course there are exceptions to the rules, like my wife for instance, however, the majority of Danish girls are hysterical bitches surrounded by feminine men.

Could you specify the places you went to in Copenhagen, it seems you have a lot of danish readers that are curoius to know where you have been???

Summary of tv-show: Three male Danish comedians are invited to talk about your book in 8 minutes, which makes it quite superficial. Basically, they are implicitly agreeing with you except the fact that Danish girls are ugly.

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Not only does a lot of the danish commenters agree with Roosh V (myself included), event the guys in the tv-clip somewhat does!

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Sebastian: interesseret i at skrive om sarging i DK? Smid mig lige en email på [email protected]

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Roosh,

You are a hero, fighting the Satan of political correctness mind control feminism

Keep saying what is forbidden to say