The Best Commercial I Have Ever Seen In My Life

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The reason this ad works is because it hits the American woman versus European woman stereotype (among others). The girl on the right, other than being sexy as fuck, is definitely European. The woman — or beast, rather — on the left represents a standard-issue American hog you will have no trouble finding in any mall food court. It appears that she even shops at the Gap like most young American women.

The most offensive thing about the American beast is not her grotesque appearance but her rough, grating, sense-of-entitlement attitude. The sad thing is many American girls act this way even though they are slim and cute, spoiling fine genetics with a bad upbringing. These girls are perfect for guys that like women who try to act hard instead of sexy. “But I have a law degree, I don’t need need to act sexy!”

I’m in love with the Wii girl. I don’t care that she has a petite ass — I want her. If you can find out her name, please share.

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In this case, however, I need to make an exception. This post by Roosh (formerly DC Bachelor) is hysterical: Make sure to read his commentary about the video also.

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KassyK
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Ew they are both hideous. They couldn’t find a hotter girl to be “hot”?

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deep down, all women want to be dominated.
american women just need that lesson driven home a little more forcefully than others. once you have broken them, though, the rewards are spectacular.

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Too bad in reality, the girl on the right is probably American, spoiling your analogy.

As for “cheap. and fun.” – she got that right.

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Hey, is it just me, or are other people getting nada when they click start? Got a link to the site where it’s kept?

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worked for me.

agreed, the wii chick could be hotter, but the contrast is certainly there. the fattie’s personality sucks.

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Man, that chick on the right could pass for homeless dude. Nothin sexy about her but the color shorts. DCB brah you need to hit up Puerto Rico if your serious about latin women. San Juan has some fine honeys and their very cosmopolitan brah. I go about 4 times a year to bang brawds out…..

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OK, I’m confused. What are they selling?

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Oh, and the blonde is wayyy too skinny to be playing that part but I can’t hate on her because I’ve struggled with skinny too: it’s probably natural to her. I just want to hand her a sandwich, poor thing.

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See, I don’t understand that line of thinking. If it’s natural to her, why is she “wayyy too skinny”, and why do you want to hand her a sandwich? Just because a large percentage of American adults (among others) are overweight doesn’t mean this girl has a health problem.

I can’t see her ribcage. I can’t see those weird bones in her chest that anorexics get. So what’s the problem?

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The girl on the rightis very sexy, I dont know what is wrong with you people, especially the guys that are criticizing her. I mean, do you really mean what you are saying or are you just trying to impress somebody. Losers.

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Evangeline Lilly is hot. Valeria Mazza and Monica Belluci are hot. Sophia Vergara is SUPER hot.

That girl on the right needs a hot oil hair treatment and rehab. Whoever said she looked like a homeless man was right. Although compared to the other one I guess she is “better”.

She’s not too skinny though…just weirdly built.

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Jesus – I lived in Puerto Rico for a year and went to school at Universidad de Puerto Rico Rio Piedras campus. Don’t get me wrong, I love “La Isla del Encanto”, I love the culture and the people, but the vast majority of native PR women are just plain butt ugly — and my Puerto Rican male friends not only admitted that, but would often point it out gratuitously. If you want to see a place where the average woman is grotesquely overweight (yet dares to wear spandex capri pants), and has bad skin from eating too much greasy food, then go to Puerto Rico.

I’m not a classist person, though, but the truth is that Puerto Rico is one of the most economically stratified places I’ve ever seen. The poor are a majority of about 75-80%, and their women are very ugly (combined with the fact that in many small Puerto Rican towns, there is a lot of near-inbreeding going on where the same families breed over and over)… However, among the wealthy minority, there are many very hot women. AND they know how to dress! Many of these women have mixed European backgrounds — Castillian and Catalan Spanish, Corsican (yes, Corsican!), Italian, German, etc. However, the hot ones all have the most incredibly arrogant attitudes when it comes to dating. If you don’t look like Ricky Martin, don’t bother to ask them out (and I realize he’s gay, but you’d still better look that hot.)

But since the ugly majority vastly outnumber the hot minority, statistically you’ll be around ugly chicks most of the time, unless all your friends live in country clubs. Think back to Roosh’s post on statistics where he conjectured he’d be surrounded by better looking women in Colombia or Europe. (I don’t know about Colombia, as I’ve never been there. But with Puerto Rico, I guarantee you will be surrounded by thousands of heinous looking chicks unless you hang out only with the very rich…)

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I said wayyyyyyy to skinny for the role she was playing (vapid sexbot)- – not wayyyy too skinny to be healthy.

But hey, it could be my taste in women. Different strokes and all.

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Hedon–that is very true…she would have worked better in a different setting.

They needed someone more va va voomy–Sophia Vergara baby…I’ve got a major girl crush on her…shes got boobs, hips, butt…she is a mega hottie.

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“I just want to hand her a sandwich”

that’s something flabby chubby aging has-beens say.
the chick on the right is cute with a great body, stringy hair to the contrary notwithstanding.
the heinous beast on the left is a waddling shoggoth. perhaps another species?

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The girl on the right is just right for this commercial.. I can’t imagine a woman like Monica Bellucci working here, though of course she is hot in her own way.

There are different kinds of ‘hot’, and this girl is a “doll” and it works.

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Kassy – Sophia Vergara ain’t got nothin’ on La Odalys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJIFz51ePSk

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“That girl on the right needs a hot oil hair treatment and rehab.”

it’s always amusing how men and women perceive minor physical flaws in women. when a man sees a cute young girl with a slender BMI his boner will hardly budge if her hair happens to be slightly frayed or her shirt doesn’t match her eye color or whatever other insignificant detail you can think of. women (and men, but to a lesser extent since men need to be more aware of reality than do women in order to get laid) project their biases onto the opposite sex, with the result being that what would turn them off in a man they imagine would turn a man off in a woman.

“Although compared to the other one I guess she is ?better?.”

no need for the hedge quotes.
compared to that bloated whale carcass the girl on the right is FAR BETTER.
the ad does a good job of highlighting the differences.

“But hey, it could be my taste in women.”

good thing your taste in women
matters not one iota.

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European? She sounds like she’s from Alabama.

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JoeT.–YUM, that girl in the video is super hot. smile

Diego–You make a good point…she isn’t hot but I guess has that kind of ditzy blonde thing?

Roissy–Its not just the hair, she just isn’t a pretty girl. But in terms of sexy, I guess I think sexy is way more va va voomy. Its her face…kind of busted. But I can pick out a hot girl by her body, her face, her appeal.

Valeria is pretty AND sexy as fuck. This girl looks like she just stumbled out of her trailer in Mississippi to buy more meth.

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Kassy – tall, too. Fits right in with my obsession with taller, busty women… wink

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I think I may be turning gay. Seriously. If I was a man I would be into tall and busty also…yikes, you are scaring me wink

Joe T.
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LOL! I’m 5’8″ and working on the Hill 1993-2001 I wanted to bang every tall female Staff Assistant I met!

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What’s with all the hate on the blond? She is very cute. I don’t care much for rating girls on a 1-10 scale like many of my friends. Yeah, I do it for fun, but to me it’s a 0-1 scale. If I get aroused at the thought of hooking up with you, then you win. That blond is extremely bangable, even if she is not cover girl prefect.

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you’re hideous

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ha.

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The blond on the right in a static picture – that wouldn’t be hot at all. It’s what she says and does in the video, her vibe of “I’m a doll, play with me” that makes her sexy.

You girls miss that completely and only evaluate her on her looks.

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OK, the blonde is clearly aimed at the 11-15 demographic. Sexy for them, maybe, but definitely not for me.

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kassyk, valeria is hot, but this girl is cute as well. by DC standards she rates an 8. by south beach standards perhaps a 7 or 6.5. totally bangable as chaco said.

of course, contrasted with that shambling mud mound she looks like a 10.

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i liked her too rooshie.

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I still don’t know what they’re selling.

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Hedo,

What they’re “selling” (if you insist on terming it that) is simply awareness of the Nintendo Wii. The skinny girl represents Nintendo… fat blob representing Sony. One’s going to be cheap and fun, the other will have Blu-Ray!

It’s just a fan-made video. I don’t think there’s any corporate involvement in it. Youtube has lots of other similar ones in the same vein mocking the PS3.

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Also, it probably helps if you have seen the Apple ‘Switch’ ads. That’s what it’s parodying.

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Ah. I see! I’m a Luddite and don’t touch any of that stuff. I still listen to CDs and play Scrabble.

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The blonde is the girl next door that the fanboys all dream of, not a Scarlett Johanssen type. She could be hotter, but if you want the girl next door look, she fits the bill. Plus she’s cheap.

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The girl on the right is hotter and if anyone disagrees they are gay ridden piece of shit faggot.

American women=scum

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“deep down, all women want to be dominated.”

Hahahahahah::snorts::ahahahaha. Tell my lovers that.

Also, whoever said she’s European is nuts; the blond’s practically the embodied stereotype of a hot American sorority chick. Northern European stock, but the accent and the affect are totally U.S. And she’s not supposed to look like some unattainable Angelina Jolie, just like the pretty girl at the bar with whom you might have a chance ’cause she’s only looking for a piece of ass too. I gather that this is kinda the point of the ad.

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Alright, I’m sorry, nobody has said this yet, so I’ll say it. PS3 is amazing. I won’t even begin to describe its amazingness. The Wii is not bad either, it’s good for entertaining guests, that’s it strong point, besides that it doesn’t really have anything else. But, if you’re a social person and would rather go out then play video games, buy the Wii for the social involvement. For anything else, buy playstation.

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Chick on the right is 100% normal.
The thing on the left is obese.

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Joe.T – that’s intereting about Puerto ricans not being attractive in general, how exactly hideous do you mean though?? And exactly how poor?? Is it because you only like tall women or was it their appearence and facial features you didn’t like?? are they not tall then? What’s the average height? If Joe.T doesn’t answer then is there anybody else that can answer this question?? And do they like Europeans?? – ciao!

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