1. Lemmonex May 12, 2008 at 9:40 am

    I’m glad the kid down the street clarified that you were the guy that looked like Jesus who also had hair on his arms. I’ve seen that hairless Jesus around…trust me, you would not want to be confused with that bastard.

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  2. Angelo De La Vega May 12, 2008 at 10:48 am

    It was a depressing day when my little brother grew up and started to actually beat me at things (video games, ravioli eating competition, sudoku). Luckily, for now, I can still kick the shit out of him.

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  3. virgle kent May 12, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    Hello, Social Services…. Yes I’d like to report a grown adult male who looks about 35 victimizing a young Mexican boy and a negro child. I think they’re making some kind of sick video and I’m pretty sure he keeps them chained in the basement like that one man in Switzerland that locked up his daughter and forced her to father 7 of his kids…. Yes, I’ll hold.

  4. Eugenius May 12, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    This is hillarious….an instant classic….all thats missing is you spiking the ball in front of them and screaming at them…..that would make me fall of my chair…..

  5. jg May 12, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    haha your little brother is adorable.

  6. D May 12, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    Roosh, you run like a total girl while playing soccer. ha ha great video nonetheless everyone got to see the project housing you live in.

  7. Oaks May 12, 2008 at 3:20 pm

    That was really funny. The only disturbing part was that you put your nuts in the little black girl’s face.

    Hell that was still funny. Good short video.

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  8. Sudamericana May 12, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Your soccer skills do not seem to be worthy of the t-shirt you are wearing…

  9. Nikita May 12, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    Reminds me of that scene in “There’s something about Mary” where Matt Dillon’s character plays tackle football with a bunch of mentally retarded kids… And then when they’re all face down in the sand, he does a touchdown dance.

    P.S. Loved your handstand.

  10. messy May 12, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    Little bro better cut down on the Hot Pockets if he ever wants to bang like big bro one day.

  11. roissy May 12, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    the little black girl was neck and neck with you until the finish line. she let you win.

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  12. Schweizer May 12, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Virgle Kent,
    the incestous man was not in Switzerland but in Austria!!
    Agree with sudamericana, your football (the real football) skills reveal that the argentinian shirt on you was a disrespectful to the “albiceleste” 🙂

    funny vid, though

  13. GetSome May 12, 2008 at 6:29 pm


  14. Aja May 12, 2008 at 7:26 pm

    Where did you get the Hungry Hippo from??? Also, your an idiot. Please produce more videos. Less writing, more videos.

  15. Roosh May 12, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    Couple easter eggs..

    My stepmom on the right: 0:21
    My brother crying next to a car: 0:27 and 0:33
    my dad: 1:30

    My bro was crying at 1:40 because he lost the first track and field race. His friend is really fast so he never wins.

    He also cried right after 1:34 when i got him out.

    There were two neighborhood kids i shot to describe jesus, and i picked the one that looked more authentic.

    Lot and lots of retakes cause my cameraman brother kept talking while shooting and was shaky mcshake holding the camera.

    Also reshot my solo’s cause shooting outside you couldn’t hear me well, as the last outtake showed.

    I started this about 3 weeks ago.. took longer than i thought.

  16. Anonymous May 12, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    Ahahahaha … ahhh Roosh … Love your work.

    I wish people would stop saying that you look like me.


  17. namaste May 12, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    hilarious. the little girl is a star in the making.

    namaste’s last blog post: Broken Brown Bags.

  18. Anonymous May 13, 2008 at 7:47 am

    Why are you wearing a sweater underneath your t-shirt?

  19. inSOMnia May 13, 2008 at 10:00 am

    Dude I havent laughed that hard in a long time. Good video

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  22. Bimol April 20, 2009 at 5:30 am

    Yes, you have a very deep voice.