The Boob Of Baños

I’ve been getting requests for pictures of girls, so I did you one better and got you some partial nudity of a full-figured woman.

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I took this one day before my camera fell and broke in an ill-fated hand off.

What I liked about Baños is that all the bars are within two blocks of each other. I was at one of them on Saturday night when I found myself talking to a skinny 22-year-old Canadian girl. My mouth was a bit dry after a couple beers, I think, because I sprayed it instead of saying it—right on her face. I could see a bubble of my saliva resting on her left cheek. I wanted to pretend nothing happened and let evaporation do its work, but the bubble was mocking me.

My brain calculated the best mode of action out of millions of possible outcomes. Ten seconds later, I wiped the bubble with my thumb without saying anything. Maybe she thought it was an eyelash.

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Lisa
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She probably knew your spit was on her face. She might have though you couldn’t see it and was trying to be polite. Though the gig should have been up when you wiped it off – in a friendly tension-releasing kind of way. I too have worn spit to save someone else’s face, it was a client, I had to wear it all through a conversation and a long walk through a building before I could get outside and wipe it off.

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lol. now this is more like it. hot! that is one happy kid. notice how the kid’s hand is squeezing the pendulous boob to release more life-giving juices.

btw, wiping something off a girl’s face in the middle of a conversation is an excellent neg.

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After breaking off my camera on NYE (a friend of mine took a picture, handed back to me and let it go before I was really holding it), I got this camera: http://www.olympusamerica.com/cpg_section/cpg_digital_sw.asp
and highly recommend it for travel and such — shockproof AND waterproof? It’s awesome. Plus I always get funny looks when walking into the ocean with the camera on my hand…

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lmao disgusting picture.

smooth move, exlax!

actually, clever. she probably did think it was an eyelash.

tampa
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Did you bang her?

thats really all that matters.

virglekent
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This might sound weird but isn’t that kid kind of too big to be breast feeding? I mean I think he’s old enough to run a 40 yard dash….

damn son, they live the good life down there

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Haha….this is great……fix the camera or get a new one fast, you cant go on without it. Its a must, otherwise no pictures no proof of anything….

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How’s the food?

Nullpointer
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You’re still in Ecuador?

Perhaps my perception of time has become distorted, but it seems like you’ve been there way too long.

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Hilarious! Ton o’ fun lady. Banos Boob – getoutahere. Must have been an uninhibited Argentine tourist…Ecuadorian women are usually much more discrete. What a hanger tho…good shot. If she ran, she’d have black eyes.

By the way, yes, most Ecuadorian women look like the north end of a southbound mule but SOME are right good. Quito I found was more promising for women, mentally and physically than Cuecna. The Cuencanas are pretty much brain dead. I’ve lived here (Cuenca + Quito) for years so ask me.