According to my critics I deeply hate women, and so do those who follow my work. We are misogynists who want to take women back to the stone age. We want them to endure pain, be impoverished, experience no pleasure in life, have their clitorii circumcised without anesthesia, and be deprived of cupcakes and other delicious sweets. So the following email I got from a Polish girl is the exception that does nothing to suggest the opposite.
I would like to thank you for being somehow part of my love story – being picked up by the greatest guy I’ve met in my life (foreign self-confident independent funny cool clever inspiring) and being happily married to him at the moment.
Until yesterday I had no idea of your existence and activity. I just came across one file called “Bang Poland” on my computer (apparently copied with some documents from my husband’s computer) and opened it (not yet knowing what “to bang” means).
As I was reading, a lot of the stuff seemed somehow familiar to me, like I’ve heard it before, but still wasn’t aware of what that means until this list left me with know doubts: personality traits of Polish women.
After a few first days we had sepnt together, one morning lying in bed he just started saying quite seriously something like “Now I understand fully what they say about Polish women…” and then describing trait by trait these features that you’re mentioning. Of course I wondered who these “they” are, as none of his friends had any experience with Polish girls, but I just thought it’s just some common knowledge in the West and also it felt so good to hear all this from a guy that I felt so much attracted to, that I of course didn’t get deeper.
So when I read this page of your book it immedietaly dawned on me – that’s the book my husband had read before going to Poland and which he somehow mastered, picking me up so easily (worth saying – I had never allowed anyone to pick me up before, but that’s another story)!
Of course I’m not feeling tricked or anything, quite opposite – it feels even better knowing he just came to Poland to have some easy fuck and ended up falling in love with me and deciding to spend his life with me.
This email gave me horrible nightmares. To think that my life’s work made a girl happy goes against everything I apparently believe in. It’s obvious that the many books I wrote on how to get laid and how to make connections with women from different parts of the world were intended to hurt and enslave them, not allow them enjoy life. I must be doing something wrong (as recently suggested by a Dissent magazine article).
All sarcasm aside, I wish the best for this couple, and I hope my writing creates many more relationships just like it. I go to bed every night knowing that I do more to bring men and women together in happiness than those who oppose me. I can’t say for sure if I’m making the world a better place, but I think I did for this couple.
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