The First Confirmed Roosh Marriage

According to my critics I deeply hate women, and so do those who follow my work. We are misogynists who want to take women back to the stone age. We want them to endure pain, be impoverished, experience no pleasure in life, have their clitorii circumcised without anesthesia, and be deprived of cupcakes and other delicious sweets. So the following email I got from a Polish girl is the exception that does nothing to suggest the opposite.

Hi Roosh,

I would like to thank you for being somehow part of my love story – being picked up by the greatest guy I’ve met in my life (foreign self-confident independent funny cool clever inspiring) and being happily married to him at the moment.

Until yesterday I had no idea of your existence and activity. I just came across one file called “Bang Poland” on my computer (apparently copied with some documents from my husband’s computer) and opened it (not yet knowing what “to bang” means).

As I was reading, a lot of the stuff seemed somehow familiar to me, like I’ve heard it before, but still wasn’t aware of what that means until this list left me with know doubts: personality traits of Polish women.

After a few first days we had sepnt together, one morning lying in bed he just started saying quite seriously something like “Now I understand fully what they say about Polish women…” and then describing trait by trait these features that you’re mentioning. Of course I wondered who these “they” are, as none of his friends had any experience with Polish girls, but I just thought it’s just some common knowledge in the West and also it felt so good to hear all this from a guy that I felt so much attracted to, that I of course didn’t get deeper.

So when I read this page of your book it immedietaly dawned on me – that’s the book my husband had read before going to Poland and which he somehow mastered, picking me up so easily (worth saying – I had never allowed anyone to pick me up before, but that’s another story)!

Of course I’m not feeling tricked or anything, quite opposite – it feels even better knowing he just came to Poland to have some easy fuck and ended up falling in love with me and deciding to spend his life with me.

Just married couple, holding hands and walking in nature

This email gave me horrible nightmares. To think that my life’s work made a girl happy goes against everything I apparently believe in. It’s obvious that the many books I wrote on how to get laid and how to make connections with women from different parts of the world were intended to hurt and enslave them, not allow them enjoy life. I must be doing something wrong (as recently suggested by a Dissent magazine article).

All sarcasm aside, I wish the best for this couple, and I hope my writing creates many more relationships just like it. I go to bed every night knowing that I do more to bring men and women together in happiness than those who oppose me. I can’t say for sure if I’m making the world a better place, but I think I did for this couple.

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Emma
Emma
6 years ago

That is a beautiful story 🙂 In a couple of your videos you have stated “I hate women” – that may have impacted peoples’ impression of you.

Amour Fou
Amour Fou
6 years ago

I never had doubts Roosh’s work was a gift to a crubling civilization of degenerate adults that don’t know how to act towards the opposite sex. Congrats for your work Roosh. What you do has a positive impact on many lives out there.

SS
SS
6 years ago

Troll

skeptical
skeptical
6 years ago

I’m sympathetic to most parts of Roosh’s philosophy, but is this really “confirmed”? She has pretty damn good written English for a Polish non-native English speaker (better than 99% of Americans).

tu_ne_cede_malis
tu_ne_cede_malis
6 years ago
Reply to  skeptical

In other countries they often start their children with English at an early age.

They also value education and strive to improve their English skills, unlike America, where proper English isn’t as cool as Ebonics.

captain america
captain america
6 years ago

her english is good, but she’s obviously not a native english speaker. semi-literate native speakers make completely different kinds of mistakes when writing.

G Real- Pimp master flow
G Real- Pimp master flow
6 years ago

Fo shizzy playa Mack hustla be fly like a endo crunk Rollin 6 4 wit some Ds on that bitch player. I be out be real true dawg hustla to life no Captain Save a Ho down wit chicken head drama mans. Ya heard?

Brad Turner
Brad Turner
6 years ago

Shame on a nigga who try to run game on a nigga

G Reales- Pimp G Hutlah
G Reales- Pimp G Hutlah
6 years ago
Reply to  Brad Turner

Haters gonna hate. Keeps it real and stay fly sweet peaz fo life.

Nicks
Nicks
6 years ago

Lately, the Leader of the Free World has been dropping his g’s and faking Ebonics, you know to fit in with the hoi polloi. Samuel Jackson had to call him out on it.

NotPolish
NotPolish
6 years ago

In Poland, they learn English for 10 years at school and the majority of them are still terrible at it.

fithsk
fithsk
6 years ago
Reply to  skeptical

Many people on the planet are better at foreign languages than the British and Americans.

Guest
Guest
6 years ago
Reply to  fithsk

they are better in spelling, not in wring and sentence structure.

Danish guy
Danish guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Guest

No they are just better

a lot of americans suck at their own language

American guy
American guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Danish guy

Even the best non-native speakers will make mistakes, especially in written English. If the point is that Americans aren’t as adept at learning foreign languages as those from other countries, that may be true. If you’re saying that a lot of non-native English speakers have superior English to native speakers, including Americans, that is arrogant bullsh*t. Assuming you are Danish, write a couple of paragraphs in English. I guarantee you’ll make a few mistakes (unless you get a native speaker to proof it first). Lots of non-native speakers have good English. Very, very few have perfect English.

Inge Vilnius
Inge Vilnius
6 years ago
Reply to  skeptical

agree,it must have been edited or smth

Anna
Anna
6 years ago
Reply to  skeptical

For G-d sake! Poland is not a savage country at the far end of the world! We do have educated, smart and most pretty girls in the world here. So why do you think she couldn’t write this e-mail herself?
Anna, non-native English speaker from Poland

Laguna Beach Fogey
Laguna Beach Fogey
6 years ago
Reply to  Anna

Poland is quite nice, but it’s no Germany, ja?

Cinco Verde
Cinco Verde
6 years ago

Neither ones got much on Laguna Beach? That place is incredible- have you been to a more gorgeous Beach than that?

booya
booya
6 years ago
Reply to  Anna

Because her English is impeccable with rather refined vocabulary, yet she claims she didn’t know what “to bang” meant. With that level of English, even if you’re not familiar with the expression, you should automatically pick up the meaning/the direction of it, as it’s quite self-explanatory.

But I guess it’s possible that she just didn’t. Anyway, hope this is real and congrats to the happy couple.

Ida
Ida
6 years ago
Reply to  booya

I have been learning English all my life. Like many girls in Poland I have attended private lessons after school since I was a little girl (level of English in public schools is much lower) and have passed many English language exams and I just love learning languages (like many girls in Poland – 90% of language school students are girls).

I didn’t know the word “bang”, because it’s not the type of word you learn in language schools. I haven’t had the chance to learn slang language, though of course I know many words from American music or films.

Thanks for congrats 🙂

Anna
Anna
6 years ago
Reply to  Ida

Ida, widzę że Twój list wywołał niemałe poruszenie. I super!
Szczere gratulacje!

Ida
Ida
6 years ago
Reply to  Anna

Dzięki 🙂

Roosh_V
Roosh_V
6 years ago
Reply to  Anna

Please excuse these ignorant Westerners. They think Eastern Europeans are savages who still live in mud huts and use stone tools.

Sergei Ray Dean Von Bramovitz
Sergei Ray Dean Von Bramovitz
6 years ago
Reply to  Roosh_V

Man if we keeps it real-
Yuns tells me who more Cro magnon man- Slavs or Alabama NASCAR watchers in Amurcica? Where do more knuckle grafters roam? How many trailers with monster truck tires or toilets or frills with engines have you seen in Poland? How many people know the difference between mezzo and soprano in Kentucky?
I think Amuricans are
More cheesy.

NotPolish
NotPolish
6 years ago
Reply to  Anna

Poland is very much a developing country. You really do have a long way to go to becoming a civilized country.

That is actually very rarely the case. The girls are pretty or can speak English, seldom does a Polish girl have both attributes. The funniest thing is that Polish people who can speak English automatically assume everyone else in their country can. In reality the level is probably the worst in Europe. Also the most confident are often the worst and vice versa.

Non-native English speaker living in Poland

Game is God
Game is God
6 years ago
Reply to  skeptical

Really, brother in Game ? Really you have doubts ?

Joe Dick
Joe Dick
6 years ago
Reply to  skeptical

skeptical, mmmmh, yeah, the letter above must be bogus. It’s impossible that someone in Poland learns to write some English, I mean, it’s just so hard, only Americans can speak English, because of their high IQ, brought on by incessantly eating hamburgers for many years.

Besides, Polish women have nothing to do, they like to write fake letters, it’s their favourite hobby.

Casey
Casey
6 years ago

I can tell you with absolute certainty that BANG helped put me where I am today…happily married to the sexy Nicaraguan woman that is now carrying my baby.

I found her on couchsurfing while passing through and, needless to say, I didn’t sleep on her couch that night. Of course my slut sensors were on red alert, but she turned out to be the MOST caring, dedicated and loyal woman I have ever met (don’t get me started on all the American trash I put up with for so long). I am 100% sure that it was BANG tactics that got me into her bed that night.

Admittedly, she had her own tactics to get that ring on my finger, but I am in my mid-thirties, frankly a bit tired of worrying about all the drama that comes with fucking around with the younger girls and wanted to start a family. So I chose to stick with her.

So there you go…two confirmed marriages.

practicalh
6 years ago
Reply to  Casey

Great story which is also a reminder that just because a woman sleeps with you very shortly after you meet her, doesn’t mean that you can’t develop feelings for her and find her special on so many levels. What counts is who she is and how good sex is during the first time(s), and not so much the fact that she puts out quickly.

Travel Guy
Travel Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  practicalh

In my travels in Central America, I’ve found that women in C. America will sleep with you on the first night if they are really like you and hope to keep you around. Obviously, this leads to instances of men pumping and dumping them, but nice girls get pumped and dumped by guys they like sometimes in the US too. What you don’t see as much in C. America is women blowing guys in bathroom stalls, going home with a different guy from the bar every weekend and keeping 3 guys on rotation like you do in the US–at least not for free. If they are acting like that in C. America, then they’re getting paid for it. American women act like whores for free.

Game is God
Game is God
6 years ago
Reply to  Casey

Rule 1 of Game :
NEVER marry a slut/easy girl. You re nothing more than her compromise.
Tell us how old she is brother in Game !! You said you re about 35. How old is she ? I ‘m praying to God that she’s not older than you …

Rule 2 of Game :
Keep the slut/easy girl around while you ‘re looking for something better.
Even better than that : Possess the slut’s soul, then go get something better than her, while she runs behind you …

Casey
Casey
6 years ago
Reply to  Game is God

Damn dude, I bet you get along well with your mother.

She is a year and a half younger than I am. She has a kid from her first marriage, but I have one from a previous bang (lives in France), so I call that even. And I don’t care about her having slutted around before we got serious because, again, I call that even. And the doctor’s note says the pussy is clean (and somehow she accepted the logic of, ‘since your pussy is clean my dick must be clean too!’ jajaja).

Regarding Rule 2 of Game, I did just that for a loooong time (except for the possessing the soul part. That’s too much baggage). And finally I found what I consider as good as it’s gonna get…and it is pretty damn good.

But that shit’s neither here nor there. Point is, Roosh is a matchmaker and you know what? I would be willing to put money on marriages through BANG lasting longer than any Dr. Phil, romantic hollywood movie, knight in shining armor bullshit. Why? Because guys who read BANG learn not to put up with garbage from women, and go for what they want. My girl even told me after a few months that she liked that I didn’t take orders from her, unlike these lame latin romantic types that she was used to.

BANG helped me change into the kind of person I wanted to be with women while age and experience changed my situation in life. That combination is what I thank for where I am today.

Name
Name
6 years ago
Reply to  Game is God

LOL. 2 confirmed marriages, and 1,000’s of women-haters coming out of hiding and uniting under Roosh and his ‘manosphere’.

Great stats Roosh, keep it up!

anonymous
anonymous
6 years ago
Reply to  Name

“1,000s of ‘women haters'” ?

Yes, obviously that’s the reason this website is largely devoted to understanding women and figuring out how to be close to them physically and psychologically.

Nice logic, feminist.

patriciacarrasco
patriciacarrasco
6 years ago
Reply to  Casey

did u know that old pimps when they got tired of the “game” decided they would stay w/ the last whore in their stable and marry them? sounds kinda like what u did

Casey
Casey
6 years ago

Sshhh! Don’t say it like that, I don’t want my wife to hear! Hahaha. Nah, she used to ask me about my past girls and always made jokes about how I used to be a mujeriego, and it didn’t help that some faceless bitches were posting shit on her facebook about me trying to rile her up (That’s the drama part I mentioned earlier). I never lied about my past with girls, I just told her I wasn’t going to talk about it. I am tired of the game. Which isn’t to say that I am tired of looking at those big titties popping out of shirts that I pass in the street, but fuck that drama, std scares, pregnancy scares, 2am phone calls, 3am hangups, false rape allegations…I even had one crazy girl get into my email and send a fake resignation letter to my bosses before she slashed my tires. I honestly thought I was going to have to Jimmy Hoffa that bitch, then I got a passport and realized the world is much larger than Texas.

But I digress…

Yes, I did get tired of the game and stayed with the last whore in my stable and I married her. There were a lot of other variables in the equation, but boiled down to its analogous essence, that is what I did.

WTF
WTF
6 years ago

@ Casey “Admittedly, she had her own tactics to get that ring on my finger” … off course dude, the same tactics that didn’t work on all the previous guys that couch-surfed at her place and didn’t sleep on the couch either!!

Casey
Casey
6 years ago
Reply to  WTF

Jajaja, I never said she wasn’t catting around before she met me and frankly, I can’t blame her if she did. Cause god knows I had 4 on the line at when we first met.

DAP
DAP
6 years ago

The truth of the matter is that seduction artists like Roosh do more for female happiness than feminist do. When someone said: “Misery loves company”, they were thinking of feminist.

Gp
Gp
6 years ago

Seems fake to me, the level of English is too good. Plus, it reads more like a sales pitch, or a fake review.

CeilingBaby666
CeilingBaby666
6 years ago

You have my sincere condolences. There are few pains worse than that of seeing a work you’re proud of become corrupted in the wrong hands. May you somehow find the strength to deal with the regret of unleashing this twisted abomination upon the world.

MrLemon
MrLemon
6 years ago

Feminists hate marriage. They hate marriage because marriage is something that women like them (the angry, egotistica, ugly women) could never achieve.

So they have devoted the past 40 years to relentlessly fucking up the institution of marriage, so that the sweet, clever, and pretty girls would no longer have it.

Feminism is and always has been a form of warfare by ugly women against pretty women.

Guys like Roosh poke holes in this “battle line” and allow pretty women — now an oppressed minority — to find decent husbands.

james
james
6 years ago

you’re the best, Roosh

Laguna Beach Fogey
Laguna Beach Fogey
6 years ago

“…and being happily married to him at the moment.”

“at the moment”

lolz

captain america
captain america
6 years ago

yeah, i wonder if she knows the part in roosh’s philosophy about her husband enjoying several mistresses while she stays faithful and cooks and cleans for him.

george
george
6 years ago

currently i am dating a brazilian girl who is the sweetest piece of sugar i’ve ever met, and i owe a big deal of my success with her (and the inspiration to pursue her) to the writings of roosh. i couldn’t have imagined to enter a relationship during the last three years, but i now view her as my girlfriend and she already has turned me into a better man

thanks roosh

'Reality' Doug
'Reality' Doug
6 years ago

I wonder who deserves credit for the trailblazing MM+K marriage?

JJ
JJ
6 years ago

Roosh
-This anti men crap is nothing but Communist/Zionist New World Order aka Central Bankster controlled slavery. Women wod be easier to connect with and men would have less jaded cynicism but for all the social engineering.

-You are not ugly. You look like the kind of cool ethnic guy out in Miami on South Beach or in Brickell. A bang mission there would be a great success for you because you love Latinas (I love their fierce sense of loyalty) and have that Northern sarcasm going on to counter their bitch shields. To me the city is like the Sopranos meets Univision- cheesy stereotypes abound.

Pablo Martin Podhorzer
Pablo Martin Podhorzer
6 years ago
Reply to  JJ

JJ, dude, nope. There is no Zionist “conspiration” (other than take land from Palestinians, that is). Central Banks are the main tool to control interest rates and inflation to promote growth. Partial Communism does not exists outside Cuba nowadays (which is a lot better than most people thinks it is), since even Cuba have partnerships with foreign capitalist companies.

The “New World Order” could be a wet dream that Darth Cheney had one night, but not anymore.

monster221
monster221
6 years ago

yeah? tell it to minter.

Game is God
Game is God
6 years ago

I love how Roosh is trolling us all with this post. No woman would be interested in writing a letter like this. Women don’t give a fuck about aknowledging anything to anyone. They are even bigger bitches than you may think. Any of you who believe this letter to be true, have a long way to go …

I love how the “10 books every man should read” post promoted Bang.
I love how the “Is your game sustainable?” post promoted Day Bang.
I love how this post is promoting “Bang Poland”

the Question is : are any of you guys buying these books ? Or is this all in vain?

psusa
psusa
6 years ago

“We are misogynists who want to take
women back to the stone age. We want them to endure pain, be
impoverished, experience no pleasure in life, have their clitorii
circumcised without anesthesia, and be deprived of cupcakes and other
delicious sweets.”

What a poorly crafted strawman argument. That might fool those that follow you, but not someone with a brain.

You don’t like women. Are there any PUAs that do like women?

All you like is what you can get from them, which is sex. And when you don’t get sex, you go on a rant about how “cold” they are, etc, which is why you rant a lot. Or, have you “banged” any Ukrainian women yet?

Dwrd Cfla
Dwrd Cfla
6 years ago

That’s cute as shit.

anon
anon
6 years ago

We are misogynists who want to take
women back to the stone age. We want them to endure pain, be
impoverished, experience no pleasure in life, have their clitorii
circumcised without anesthesia, and be deprived of cupcakes and other
delicious sweets.”

here I am again.

Such an amateur attempt at a strawman argument.

You are misogynists. You rant against women that dont give you the only thing you want: sex. You call them “feminists”. Of you say they are “cold”. Spin doctoring must have been something you picked up in DC.

you’re such a little baby.

pua master
pua master
6 years ago

This story sounds like it was made up.

It’s like one of those phony testimonial advertisements. Selling books, roosh? Trying to get rid of those “bang poland” books?

icycalm
icycalm
6 years ago

“I can’t say for sure if I’m making the world a better place,”

There’s no such thing as “a universally better place”. You are making the world a better place for healthy men and women. The faggy liberals are making the world a better place for faggy liberals. And the battle goes on…

P.S. And can you plz unban my IP address so I can post without having to ask a friend of mine to do it for me?

Giovanni O
Giovanni O
6 years ago

waaw! Awesome!

believe
believe
6 years ago

I believe everything I read on the internet

Kate
Kate
6 years ago

Something about that photo made me think of this 😉

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t4pmlHRokg