- Arm Crossing Approach
- Do You Have To Stand Right Next To Me?
- Doughboy’s Super Direct Game
- Running Into A One-Night Stand
- Did You Fuck On My Couch?
- Bookstore Pickup
- My Personal Crisis
I wanted to pile on Roissy’s recent anti-fat crusade with some activism of my own. In the following teddy bear video, I use a fictional conversation with a fatty to “hypnotize” all fatties into losing weight. Fatties who watch my video will find themselves shedding pounds in the next couple of weeks, seemingly by magic. No cookie diet necessary.
Let me guess—you now have the uncontrollable urge to remain hungry, right? Great success!
On a totally unrelated note, after numerous complaints I’ve come to the conclusion that the cover to A Dead Bat In Paraguay sucks major balls. So I’m holding a cover redesign contest on Crowdspring where the winner gets $550 of real money. Read the details. I’m hoping this bountiful prize will attract some real talent that can improve one of the crappiest covers ever made. Contest ends on November 23.