The Stupidest Thing A Girl Has Ever Done To Me

I’m almost reluctant to write this post because I’ve done a lot of stupid things in my life when talking to the opposite sex and it’d be hypocritical to make fun of others for doing the same. But then again as clueless as I used to be with women, I never did anything this dumb.

I was talking to a girl who had issues communicating. She was taking the the hot/cold, push/pull concept to a laughable extreme. One minute she’d say “Stop being so stupid” and then follow it up with “I think you’re cute” and light petting. It was jarring, like listening to an old CD that keeps skipping. Going hot/cold is only effective when used with elegance and charm. If it’s not subtle then it comes off as unnatural. When she was complimenting me it seemed almost forced, like she was just doing it so she could again be a bitch, her real natural state.

I got impatient with her attitude but gave her a chance to stop blowing it with me. I said, “Okay now I’m going to teach you the right way to act around a man.” Then she did it.

She gave a big lick to her left palm followed by her right palm. Then she placed both hands on the top of my head, and rubbed down to the top of my face. She might as well have spat on my face.

I’m confident that at the time she did it she thought, “Okay now I’m going to be a bitch but it’s going to be fun and he’s going to think I’m this challenge! Hehe I’m so fun!!” Instead I told her to grow up and she stormed off. It’s easy to make fun of pathetic beta males, but how about girls who simply don’t know how to act around a man that they like?

If you are approaching 30-years-old like this girl and still haven’t gotten a basic game worked out to attract men besides looks, then you are pretty much doomed to multiple cat ownership. I pitied her because she was unable to express herself in a fun, interesting way that didn’t come across as mean-spirited or weird. I would have been more interested if she didn’t speak at all and we just looked into each other’s eyes in complete silence. In essence, she had anti-game.

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rf.interference
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Wat?

Just imagine the reaction this would get if a guy did it to a gal that writes for a feminist blog. Shrieks of creep, stalker and restraining order would fill the comments section. I’d say you were very tame in your coverage.

I would have said nothing, but left to go wash my face immediately.

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Ugh! I can’t believe that.

T. AKA Ricky Raw
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I’m guessing she’s really sarcastic too, huh? I really hate really sarcastic women.

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I think The Stupidest Thing A Girl Has Ever Done To Me was the girl who spent the night at my crib last night.

She spilled a cocktail on my dope, double flash Green and Black Dolce & Gabbana tie. Drenched it.

At least it was at my crib.

And at least it was Goose and Soda.

– MPM

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yeah,unfortunately there are girls (even in thier thiries who were married young and had 1 husband thru their 20’s then newly divorced who behave this way.kinda like their “female game”was stunted at 17 years old or something.they are hitting the gym and still acting and playing the retarded little girl games at 30’s.
these women will just get used and abused by men who have game and figure this one is a “f-em and leave them” situation.
but remember women are pretty retarded to begin with.Men will try to correct and polish their game ,women will just try to make a man wrong for it.

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That’s not even a little cool. That’s just disturbing.

Like a wet loogy in your face.

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Yeah i work at a liquor atore on a popular florida beach and I see fine young women come in all the time.
this one who was from minnesota would come in everyday (she looked alot like (Gwen stephanie really blonde)ok well id talk and flirt with her everytime and she’d leave.alot of guys around just looked at me like “dam you got game to talk to her she is way intimadating for me to approuch”
So new years comes around and I asked her what she ended up doing and she was ashamed to admit that she woke up late and(was really too hung over ,drunk bitch)to do anything being new to the area,so we(me and my manager who was near at the time just sorta looked at her funny and she never showed her self at the store again.
oh her sister was a Meagan fox looking 19 year old .they both were a definite 8.5.
So basically I learned that even “fine women” dont really have game aswell,and Im surprised how many are single,(the super hot ones)not the 6’s and 7’s.(who cares about them)
So hey to every guy out there dont feel intimidated by a womens hot looks,she can very well be super single.if you try to find out by approaching them and flirting.you never know they may be more nervous then you

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Wow. WTF was she thinking?

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Yeah looks don’t mean shit and it certainly doesn’t mean a chick has any clue let alone game.

Frankly, a lot of chicks are fucking nuts. They can do one thing well, maybe hold onto a professional career. But some can only do that.

This chick sounds like a flat out idiot. She apparently thought everything was okay and she could just take her stupidity further.

And since she hadn’t gotten an indicator otherwise, she got torched at the end. Probably wasn’t the first time.

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This does remind me of the time a girl sneezed in front of me and had the most enormous snot hanging from her nose. Unable to recoup he composure she ran and hid in the ladies room until I left but in her defense she wasn’t a weirdo wiping spit on my hair. That’s just fuckin retarded.

Benedict Smith
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girls are rarely as harshly punished in certain areas of life the way men are. they can get by with being stupid, lame, and not having game as some spineless chump will tolerate their abberant behavior in hopes that she will one day, on a single possible day, bust them out of the glass case like a fire extinguisher and let them spray their beta male load.

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“Going hot/cold is only effective when used with elegance and charm. If it’s not subtle that it comes off as unnatural.”

I like this as a key point for running any kind of game. When not implemented subtley or naturally, Game comes off as creepy. The only thing worse than a creepy guy is a creepy girl.

You see this all the time. Check a guy trying to give an arched eyebrow or something to a chick. If its a natural thing for him, he can do it pretty much at any time and pull it off. If he’s trying too hard, it comes off awkwardly.

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finefantastic
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hahahaha gross.

its the equivalent of grandma spit cleaning your face, or using one of those balled-up putrid kleenex in her purse to wipe your snotty face.

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Anon said

“but remember women are pretty retarded to begin with.Men will try to correct and polish their game ,women will just try to make a man wrong for it.”

That sentence has more truth to it than it has at first glance.

How many women you have known who did not take male attention for granted, who wanted to be better people in order to please men, who did anything to herself other than looking better?

I realized women are fucking dumb in this area when a drop dead gorgeous woman told me about her ultra promiscuous sexual past, and uttered the words,

“my sexual conquests”…

You must be effing dumb (otherwise straight A student, high IQ.. but dumb) to think that a one night stand any man is a conquest for you if you are even slightly above average.

Men work, women open legs, to get laid.

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And that sentence has to be the stupidest thing an attractive woman has ever told me.

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can’t say that’s ever happened to me before…

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She probably gave you the herp……….knowing me I probably would have punched her in the gut……just sayin

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I’d have whipped it out and pulled an R. Kelley on her ass.

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very funny (again)

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Gross. Nasty bitch.

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Talking ’bout Expect Resistance again?