The Two Prostitutes Of Tena

Tena is the whitewater capital of Ecuador. Before I bent over some Class IV rapids on the Jondachi River with my monstrous rowing stroke, I studied the townspeople by watching them from a park bench in the central square.

Within half an hour, two random girls sat on my bench even though all the others were empty. The alpha of the pair sat next to me and kept “accidentally” touching my leg and whipping her hair back and forth in dramatic motions. The giveaway was that it was 1PM and they were dressed like they were going to the club.

A bourgeoisie Frenchman I met told me he doesn’t get involved with locals from countries that are not equal to his own (i.e. Westernized); otherwise the girls are just seeing dollar signs and there is a good chance of getting drugged and / or robbed. I do agree with him, and it’s not a big deal in Ecuador because the girls here are extremely ugly, but it would be a shame if you travel through Brazil or Argentina and resign yourself to only sleeping with other tourists.

Roosh Travel Sex Rule: Do not pursue a girl who approaches you first. It’s okay if she gives you eye contact and a small smile to encourage you, but if she walks up to you and starts flirting immediately, things are not what they seem. It’s a rule I follow at home too because if a girl is really into me from the start then chances are I can do a lot better.

Even though 98% of the girls in Ecuador are unattractive by Western standards, I am getting a kick out of the attention, mostly in the form of very extended eye contact and “Where you from?” line of questioning. I think it’s my beard and height because Ecuadorian men are unable to grow lush facial hair and I’m taller than all of them, past, present, and future.

In an unrelated request, can someone please order me 1,000 extra wide and extra long condoms and ship them to me via express airmail? I’ve been constructing my own condoms using cow intestines from the butcher shop, which is actually the living room of someone’s house.

Actually, I’m lying—my initial stock is still… uh… plentiful.

 

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eugenius
eugenius
13 years ago

The map with pictures looks cool, keep putting pics on every spot you stay.

By the way did you end up talking to the ecuadorian whores?…….how much is it there anyways.

sk3ptic
sk3ptic
13 years ago

Roosh! I want to see some pics these ugly Ecuador girls that want your big wang. You need to have posts called “The average _____(country goes here) girl” Then follow through with pic.

terps
terps
13 years ago

and follow that up with stick figures that you’re so talented at.

Roissy
13 years ago

yeah, man, more pics of the local talent. keep a running album. just how ugly are we talking? seacow ugly or inbred leper ugly?

Joe T.
Joe T.
13 years ago

Roissy, I’ve never been to Ecuador, but I think what Roosh means is that if you think Rigoberta Menchu (below) is hot, then you’ll think the average Ecuadorian woman is hot…

http://vivirlatino.com/i/2007/02/rigoberta%20menchu%20portrait.jpg

I realize she’s not from Ecuador, and that she is a brilliant author, labor leader, and Nobel Peace Prize winner, but I think you’ll feel me on this.

Roissy
13 years ago

joe t, whoa. national geographic porn.

Joe T.
Joe T.
13 years ago

Roissy – I had to cut out the bottom of the picture because we’re in polite company.. Won’t say what what was in it, but it involved three buff, highly oiled guys in full Inca regalia, and a llama.

eugenius
eugenius
13 years ago

on a scale from 1-10…………..1?

Anonymous
Anonymous
12 years ago

I was in Ecuador in early 90’s, and I dont recall them all being so ugly, maybe only the ugos are attracted to you chief.

I recall some hoties, and saw plenty of bearded men, not sure where you were. The native south americans were small stature but the european decendents were avg heights.

Anonymous
Anonymous
12 years ago

Go fuck urself u dirty fucker, only the ugly ones like you cause u must have a shit face, you are the ugly motherfucker, i will try to find you then…., well you will see

Chris
Chris
12 years ago

I think that there is atractive and unatractive woman in every country.The fact that you encountered these two women does not mean that 98%of ecuadorian girls are ugly.I’ve been to Ecuador twice and I’ve seen some real beauties.I went to Manabi and Guayaquil then Cuenca.Joe T….it’s so disrespectful from your part…Rigoberta Menchu is a beautiful person who works for other’s peoples rigths…u should read her biography first.Anyway…I think Ecuador is one of the most beautiful countries I’ve visited so far.

Frank
Frank
12 years ago

Hey Roosh I am completely sure you have no idea about statistics. Of course, you don’t even have idea of what beauty is. I have no idea where in Ecuador you were but poor guy you missed seeing the beautiful Ecuadorian girls. Just to tell you, go to Chone, Manabi but I am warning you that you will be ignored since you are brainless. You only have beard and yeah you look like a bum. Hijos de puta creen que pueden decir lo que quieran. Por que no te quedaste en tu pais con tus obesas?

sssssss
12 years ago

Stupid, ecuadorian woman are beautiful, you just go to some poor stupid town, go to the city… unable to grow a beard?? small??? go fuck your self…. beside… i know a hand of “westernized” girs who look like guys.. ugly like you!!!

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Vans418
12 years ago

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Ecuadorian Guy
Ecuadorian Guy
12 years ago

Hi, my friend I just saw your blog trying to find other interested things but I get your fucking amazing incredible blog shit, I remember to you our as latin has the 2nd bigest cook in the world First African you fucking shit, you skinny son of a bitch dont have food in your table if you fuck any girl from Ecuador you get die in this moment you cant handle any girl from here pupet of shit, otherwise you re an ugly bad smelling mother fucker and poorles faget who speak bad from any lady, get lost in the world and never come back here, ah any time you want I can send you a picture of my dick so you can roll it and put in ur ass faget

MikeyPez
MikeyPez
12 years ago

Hey, I read your post and unlike some of the people commentating on it, I realize you were being humorous.

Post number 16 was hilarious!

Anyways, I am half Ecuadorian and I have frequented the country quite a bit. I usually stay in Quito (the capital) but have been to Guyaquil, Esmeraldas, Riobamba, Puyo, Banos (no longer exists as it was swallowed by lava), Ambato and more.

My point is to quell all of the other negative comments, not all Ecuadorian girls are attractive. The further you get away from the major cities (Quito, Guyaquil and Cuenca) you will see more and more “native” people and thus they will look like Indians.

Again people, he was being condescending \for his blog and was probably right about them two being ugly.

carmen
carmen
12 years ago

People, Ecuadorian women are ugly.

lily
lily
11 years ago

I am Ecuadorian American and I disagree with you. I am not conceited but I am beautiful. I have six sisters and they all are beautiful. We all have brown or black luscious hair, beautiful eyes and are fairly tan. We have great curvaceous bodies. We are always complimented on how attractive we are. In addition, my cousins who were born in Ecuador are beautiful. All my girl cousins are always complimented and admired. Don’t insult Ecuadorians. It is you misfortune that you did not meet any beautiful Ecuadorians but don’t make a false conclusion that they are ugly. Do you think you are fairly attractive? Trust me if you saw me you would be amazed with delight.

anonimo
anonimo
11 years ago

I lived in Guayaquil and travelled throught the whole country, I rather will say that women from the coast of Ecuador are very beautiful and knows how to flirt with a man, they are also very horny (well not only in Ecuador, mostly in the area of Caribe and the north part of South America).
And european women are very interested in that kind of men you describe (not so tall and not so hairy) for some odd reason they tend to cheat or dump their westernized, tall men for those tiny ones.

Perhaps they are better in bed, same as the ecuadorian women, I don’t know what it is but men, there is a lot of things that westernized people need to learn from them.

don
don
11 years ago

Just because you couldn’t got a fuck and kept in your room masturbating all the time during your stay in Ecuador, it doesn’t mean that the 98% of the girls are ugly there. I went to Ecuador and I met some amazingly attractive woman in Quito. Of course, like in any part of the world there are women that aren’t hot at all, and You were with them. Sorry for you.

Anonymous
Anonymous
11 years ago

fuck you

Anonymous
Anonymous
11 years ago

I agree with don, I’ve been to ‘westernized’ countries and found beautiful women, but also found extremely pale women who are ‘surprisingly’ fat, considering that they are in a ‘westernized’ country and should know more about the need to keep healthy. and the chances are that the women you saw aren’t fully Ecuadorian because they might also be mixed with Europeans such as the Spanish that came to America and shared their ‘westernized’ ‘beauty’. Most of all, it is very unlikely that you will walk into a country and find only the most beautiful women until you leave. I’m sorry to say but you aren’t attractive at all, apart from to the odd few that like unappealing looks.
So i think your rule should be changed

New Rule:
If you look like Roosh and a woman approaches you and starts flirting immediately, things are not what they seem.
But if you know you look better than Roosh then be less cautious.

Fogo
Fogo
11 years ago

Jeez people, the guy is being honest, I appreciate that. I’ve met a few Ecuadorean women and they were pretty much the worst of all Latin America. The European descendants, Mulattos, Mestizos are fine, even beautiful. But many of the natives leave a lot to be desired.

Frank
Frank
11 years ago

I think this asshole doesn´t know what the hell he is talking about, take a good look at your average white female in your country and you´ll see that just because the females are cotton white doesn’t mean they are beautiful, you have no idea of what beautiful means. I´ve been to Ecuador 3 times and I have never experienced such a wonderful, unselfish, hospitality and friendship and I find them very attractive for the way they are. Just because you are tall doesn´t mean you´re hot, you are just a bigger asshole.