The Two Prostitutes Of Tena

Tena is the whitewater capital of Ecuador. Before I bent over some Class IV rapids on the Jondachi River with my monstrous rowing stroke, I studied the townspeople by watching them from a park bench in the central square.

Within half an hour, two random girls sat on my bench even though all the others were empty. The alpha of the pair sat next to me and kept “accidentally” touching my leg and whipping her hair back and forth in dramatic motions. The giveaway was that it was 1PM and they were dressed like they were going to the club.

A bourgeoisie Frenchman I met told me he doesn’t get involved with locals from countries that are not equal to his own (i.e. Westernized); otherwise the girls are just seeing dollar signs and there is a good chance of getting drugged and / or robbed. I do agree with him, and it’s not a big deal in Ecuador because the girls here are extremely ugly, but it would be a shame if you travel through Brazil or Argentina and resign yourself to only sleeping with other tourists.

Roosh Travel Sex Rule: Do not pursue a girl who approaches you first. It’s okay if she gives you eye contact and a small smile to encourage you, but if she walks up to you and starts flirting immediately, things are not what they seem. It’s a rule I follow at home too because if a girl is really into me from the start then chances are I can do a lot better.

Even though 98% of the girls in Ecuador are unattractive by Western standards, I am getting a kick out of the attention, mostly in the form of very extended eye contact and “Where you from?” line of questioning. I think it’s my beard and height because Ecuadorian men are unable to grow lush facial hair and I’m taller than all of them, past, present, and future.

In an unrelated request, can someone please order me 1,000 extra wide and extra long condoms and ship them to me via express airmail? I’ve been constructing my own condoms using cow intestines from the butcher shop, which is actually the living room of someone’s house.

Actually, I’m lying—my initial stock is still… uh… plentiful.

 

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eugenius
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The map with pictures looks cool, keep putting pics on every spot you stay.

By the way did you end up talking to the ecuadorian whores?…….how much is it there anyways.

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Roosh! I want to see some pics these ugly Ecuador girls that want your big wang. You need to have posts called “The average _____(country goes here) girl” Then follow through with pic.

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and follow that up with stick figures that you’re so talented at.

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yeah, man, more pics of the local talent. keep a running album. just how ugly are we talking? seacow ugly or inbred leper ugly?

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Roissy, I’ve never been to Ecuador, but I think what Roosh means is that if you think Rigoberta Menchu (below) is hot, then you’ll think the average Ecuadorian woman is hot…

http://vivirlatino.com/i/2007/02/rigoberta%20menchu%20portrait.jpg

I realize she’s not from Ecuador, and that she is a brilliant author, labor leader, and Nobel Peace Prize winner, but I think you’ll feel me on this.

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joe t, whoa. national geographic porn.

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Roissy – I had to cut out the bottom of the picture because we’re in polite company.. Won’t say what what was in it, but it involved three buff, highly oiled guys in full Inca regalia, and a llama.

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on a scale from 1-10…………..1?

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I was in Ecuador in early 90’s, and I dont recall them all being so ugly, maybe only the ugos are attracted to you chief.

I recall some hoties, and saw plenty of bearded men, not sure where you were. The native south americans were small stature but the european decendents were avg heights.

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Go fuck urself u dirty fucker, only the ugly ones like you cause u must have a shit face, you are the ugly motherfucker, i will try to find you then…., well you will see

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I think that there is atractive and unatractive woman in every country.The fact that you encountered these two women does not mean that 98%of ecuadorian girls are ugly.I’ve been to Ecuador twice and I’ve seen some real beauties.I went to Manabi and Guayaquil then Cuenca.Joe T….it’s so disrespectful from your part…Rigoberta Menchu is a beautiful person who works for other’s peoples rigths…u should read her biography first.Anyway…I think Ecuador is one of the most beautiful countries I’ve visited so far.

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Hey Roosh I am completely sure you have no idea about statistics. Of course, you don’t even have idea of what beauty is. I have no idea where in Ecuador you were but poor guy you missed seeing the beautiful Ecuadorian girls. Just to tell you, go to Chone, Manabi but I am warning you that you will be ignored since you are brainless. You only have beard and yeah you look like a bum. Hijos de puta creen que pueden decir lo que quieran. Por que no te quedaste en tu pais con tus obesas?

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Stupid, ecuadorian woman are beautiful, you just go to some poor stupid town, go to the city… unable to grow a beard?? small??? go fuck your self…. beside… i know a hand of “westernized” girs who look like guys.. ugly like you!!!

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If you guys want to see great European and Russian girls, visit the DR at charlisangels adult sex vacations resort with beach front villas at all inclusive.

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Hi, my friend I just saw your blog trying to find other interested things but I get your fucking amazing incredible blog shit, I remember to you our as latin has the 2nd bigest cook in the world First African you fucking shit, you skinny son of a bitch dont have food in your table if you fuck any girl from Ecuador you get die in this moment you cant handle any girl from here pupet of shit, otherwise you re an ugly bad smelling mother fucker and poorles faget who speak bad from any lady, get lost in the world and never come back here, ah any time you want I can send you a picture of my dick so you can roll it and put in ur ass faget

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Hey, I read your post and unlike some of the people commentating on it, I realize you were being humorous.

Post number 16 was hilarious!

Anyways, I am half Ecuadorian and I have frequented the country quite a bit. I usually stay in Quito (the capital) but have been to Guyaquil, Esmeraldas, Riobamba, Puyo, Banos (no longer exists as it was swallowed by lava), Ambato and more.

My point is to quell all of the other negative comments, not all Ecuadorian girls are attractive. The further you get away from the major cities (Quito, Guyaquil and Cuenca) you will see more and more “native” people and thus they will look like Indians.

Again people, he was being condescending \for his blog and was probably right about them two being ugly.

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People, Ecuadorian women are ugly.

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I am Ecuadorian American and I disagree with you. I am not conceited but I am beautiful. I have six sisters and they all are beautiful. We all have brown or black luscious hair, beautiful eyes and are fairly tan. We have great curvaceous bodies. We are always complimented on how attractive we are. In addition, my cousins who were born in Ecuador are beautiful. All my girl cousins are always complimented and admired. Don’t insult Ecuadorians. It is you misfortune that you did not meet any beautiful Ecuadorians but don’t make a false conclusion that they are ugly. Do you think you are fairly attractive? Trust me if you saw me you would be amazed with delight.

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I lived in Guayaquil and travelled throught the whole country, I rather will say that women from the coast of Ecuador are very beautiful and knows how to flirt with a man, they are also very horny (well not only in Ecuador, mostly in the area of Caribe and the north part of South America).
And european women are very interested in that kind of men you describe (not so tall and not so hairy) for some odd reason they tend to cheat or dump their westernized, tall men for those tiny ones.

Perhaps they are better in bed, same as the ecuadorian women, I don’t know what it is but men, there is a lot of things that westernized people need to learn from them.

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Just because you couldn’t got a fuck and kept in your room masturbating all the time during your stay in Ecuador, it doesn’t mean that the 98% of the girls are ugly there. I went to Ecuador and I met some amazingly attractive woman in Quito. Of course, like in any part of the world there are women that aren’t hot at all, and You were with them. Sorry for you.

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fuck you

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I agree with don, I’ve been to ‘westernized’ countries and found beautiful women, but also found extremely pale women who are ‘surprisingly’ fat, considering that they are in a ‘westernized’ country and should know more about the need to keep healthy. and the chances are that the women you saw aren’t fully Ecuadorian because they might also be mixed with Europeans such as the Spanish that came to America and shared their ‘westernized’ ‘beauty’. Most of all, it is very unlikely that you will walk into a country and find only the most beautiful women until you leave. I’m sorry to say but you aren’t attractive at all, apart from to the odd few that like unappealing looks.
So i think your rule should be changed

New Rule:
If you look like Roosh and a woman approaches you and starts flirting immediately, things are not what they seem.
But if you know you look better than Roosh then be less cautious.

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Jeez people, the guy is being honest, I appreciate that. I’ve met a few Ecuadorean women and they were pretty much the worst of all Latin America. The European descendants, Mulattos, Mestizos are fine, even beautiful. But many of the natives leave a lot to be desired.

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I think this asshole doesn´t know what the hell he is talking about, take a good look at your average white female in your country and you´ll see that just because the females are cotton white doesn’t mean they are beautiful, you have no idea of what beautiful means. I´ve been to Ecuador 3 times and I have never experienced such a wonderful, unselfish, hospitality and friendship and I find them very attractive for the way they are. Just because you are tall doesn´t mean you´re hot, you are just a bigger asshole.

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Suck my dick you ignorent motherfucker,I wish you could visit my neighborhood in the Bronx New York,we take ignorent assholes like you and beat the shit out of them until some common sense comes back to you PENDEJO………………..
I have traveled extensively through South America and I have lived in Ecuador,there are alot of beautiful women there.
You are the typical ignorent white trash white boy who needs to get his ass kicked.

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Education is a big factor and unfortunately you lack. Google “Gloria G” good looking Ecuadorian woman, Christina Aguilera (Ecuadorian). Lean on some facts. Incase you are not aware, Europeans tend to settle in Ecuador (must be something about this beauiful country they like). Visit some of the cities mentioned above and guaranteed you will find some of the most beautiful and intelligent woman there. what is your current salary i wonder? how long did it take you to save up to get there cause obviously you went to a cheap, rinky dink town where its cheap to stay. Hit Guayaquil, Manabi, Porto Viejo, Salinas, Vallenitas,Ruta del Sol, should I keep going? Dude, i know for a fact that your face is due to be slapped by these NUTZ!.. Educate your self before your kids become a burden to the rest of society…

Bottom line: if your post wasn’t just bad humor, than you better JERK me harder, cause Im not FEELIN’ IT!!

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I live in California. I have been surfing mostly is South America for the last 8 years. Dude, the girls in Ecuador leave a lot to be desired. I go with 5 friends and most of the time we just pay for girls at least they look good and don’t speak much english so you don’t have to deal with their bullshit. if you plan on going drop me an email i’ll give you the number of a travel agent or booking angent or some shit that also sets you up with girls. her name is mercedes and she gets some bodashious bitty. chusan and tango i have the card somewhere

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He is a motherfucker. im sure he is ugly.

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YOU ABSOLUTELY DON’T KNOW ECUADOR!!!! There are very beautiful women there! Obviously every country has beautiful and ugly women. But is fake that Ecuador has not beautiful women….completely FAKE!!! foreign people fall in love with my country and once they arrived there they don’t want to live anymore! your pictures of ecuador sucks! they don’t show absolutely nothing of Ecuador….

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fuck u piece of shit if u think of yourself as tall & handsome,where the fuck did u go you said there is no tall men in Ecuador u should see my self mother fucker, anyway it is pointless to write to a donkey like u.

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u know something stick all of those fucking shit books in your ass hole they will fit all in one go.

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I just read you comment about how ugly Ecuadorian women are. I am from Ecuador and I might just be the best looking woman you could meet. The point here is that you must be an arrogant ugly American. Of course you didn’t see any beautiful women in Ecuador because you must be so ugly and ignorant that no good looking woman would approach you.

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i know this is mad old and hopefully through the years you got a better perspective on this (i’m not saying different just better) though what you wrote may offend people especially us Ecuadorian women, i must say i respect your opinion and boldness, and honestly i agree with you on some points.

we do have a lot of indigenous women, especially in the places you were staying and to be honest not even most Ecuadorian men like them (they will deny it, but it’s true). One of the reasons for this, as you said, is that some are not really blessed with curves. but that’s not the case in the whole country. In the coast for instance, things are different. the places have a rustic touch to them, girls aren’t indigenous, people are more laid back and things are even cheaper.

what i think is unfair though about your posting is that you have only been to a lsmall part of the country and yet you made the firm conclusion that 98% of us are unattractive to most “westernized” standards. This is actually the part that i found funny, because i myself have dated several americans, a couple of british and an aussie, but i guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Also, i know many “gringos” (i used to live in the US and i have traveled to different anglo countries and such) and i have to say what i admire of them is their open mind and the fact that they actually research and get a good base before submitting any judgment, and i didn’t see that here.

it is a shame though that a particular experience or just a few cities can make you think that you’ve seen pretty much everything there’s to see out there and that some of the people who read this actually believe that’s it. Seriously it is sad that someone who’s studied and traveled so much and has a great cultural view can be so short sighted.

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This is a country with beautiful and nice women and man, is u were a little smart perhaps you would learnt many things, and obviusly you dont know how to deal with a women that why only prostitute were in touch with you.
You are a fucking asshole and I was thinking you never saw a beautiful girl in Ecuador because they run away from you.

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Ecuadorian women are absolutely without a doubt the most beautiful women in the entire world. I know plenty of Ecuadorian women and whenever I’m near one, they make me tremble without even touching me. I have been so very blessed by God to have had the opportunity to have made love to several Ecuadorian women, and whenever things are going bad in life, I just think of those times and I am instantly grateful. Any man who has had a relationship with an Ecuadorian goddess who certainly agree.

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Mother fucker ,asshole you don’t know nothing about Ecuador

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I met the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my life today and I am from the Gold Coast where there are beautiful woman everywhere. And im not exagerating an absolute goddes that would make any man quiver at the mere site of this beauty and beautiful personality to match and she is from ecuador so I don’t no what you are on about… DICK!!!

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this is too rediculous. ecuadorians are beautiful, granted i have never been to ecuador, but the man im crazy in love with is ecuadorian. me myself is 5’7”, tall boys chase me around all the time. My ecuadorian hottie is a bit shorter then me about 5’6”, but he is also the smartest, most talented and sexiest guy i have ever met, he has a killer body and a smile that can light up the town. He is more a man in every way than some stupid jock head. i know that he comes from a beautiful place and one day if im luck i might get to go and see his country.

ps: you are not that tall, and your beard makes you look as if you cant groom yourself

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FUCK YOU ECUADORIAN WOMEN ARE NOT UGLY!!!!!!!

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Escribir las mujeres que quieran comunicarse conmigo Fernando

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You are the most stupid person..because you couldn’t get a girl, now you are saying they are all ugly???, I’m from Ecuador and I’m 6’2″ so let me know and I’ll kick your ass any time….

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Helloo stupido! Who r u to judge? my dad is actually tall and white and so is his family!Don’t talk ____ if u don’t know.

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I have to say, who do you think you are. From the picture i see of you, i see an UGLY pale dude. Please… i am a ecuadorian woman and i consider myself to be attractive. I am not conceited at all trust me. I am 5’6″ tan skin, and i workout so my body is fit. I also have 4 sisters and they are all beautiful. All of us always get compliments on our looks. So i guess you saying all ecuadorian women are ugly is bull****. You are blind or perhaps need your vision checked out. You are pure ugly to have been approached by those lady’s cause to tell you the truth i think they were trying to pet you, cause you resemble a monkey. Myself would never approach a pale guy like yourself with all that facial hair. You don’t have the looks or the brains. And just because you have a beard and consider yourself tall doesn’t mean your good for anything. Please… you could never handle me or any ecuadorian women we are too hot for you too handle. You’re pale ass is too plain and boring. Ecuadorian men have more to offer than you. So really don’t think of yourself as some hot dish cause your fooling yourself.

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Hold-On just a second now! It takes one to know one. Have you ever been to Kutchie’s Key West Kutcharitaville Cafe. That Place is Awesome, Beautiful Women All-Over the Place. Everyone eating Goody Goody’s “The World’s Greatest Cheese Burgers”. Kutchie Pelaez, runs This Famous Restaurant. He also serves, “The World’s Greatest Key Lime Pies”. So, If these Ecuadorian Girls don’t suite you fancy, maybe you should, “Check-Out the scenery at “Kutcharitaville Cafe!

……Savanna Silber

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o waoooooo thas bullshit man if you are a man you dont talk abaut girls like that look yes we have ugly girls and beautifull girls but thas not important the importan thing is that ecuador risibe you whit the hands open and you fuck up ….mira aki en ecuador no es como en tu pais aki en ecuador si no tienes para comer aki uno te da comida si no tiene para dormir aki te damos un espacio para q duermas nosotros no somos como ustedes los blankitos q son malajentes aki en ecuador somos uena jentes so les ago una invitacion a ecuador para q bengan y no le paren ola a ese hija de puta vengan a ecuador q es un buen lugar para disfrutar vengan a manabi portoviejo q tiene hermosas playa vengan los invito yo soy de aki de ecuador me llamo francisco si aceptan mi invitacion aki esta mi numero 095113115 ese es mi numero vengan y disfruten de ecuador vengan a conoser si es verdad lo q dise ese mal parido se lo juro q si ustedes vienen no se ban a kerer ir bengan……and for you man some day you will fall in love whit a ecuadoria girl

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Hi Roosh,

As an Ecuadorian I am offended by your uneducated comments regarding Ecuadorian girls.

Your wrote.
“Even though 98% of the girls in Ecuador are unattractive by Western standards.”

I hope you have some kind of decency and respect for yourself and measure your words on future posts.

Yes, the Internet is a place to voice your opinions freely and you have the right to do so, however there are digital etiquette rules that applies to everyone.

I hope that as you travel and mature as a man you learn to respect cultures and people everywhere you go.

Rebelk

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Stfu yu fucken retard ! Ecuadoriams aren’t eve uqly. I’m Ecuadorian & that’s fucked up yu mother fucking bitch ! Yu should really shut thar fucking mouth of yurs. Talk about someone else okay. I’m srry yu have to hate on us. I know we’re better than yu & shit but please don’t hate & talk shit. Thank yu.

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I was an exchange student in Ecuador. I’ve seen beards, beautiful women, and dated one very awesome Ecuadorian.

I was not approached by any prostitutes. However, I was approached by beautiful women who were sincerely curious about where I am from, what my name is. . . It always led to a good friendship instead of sex.

I’m sorry you could only get whores talkin’ to you.. . but maybe you should trim the beard, learn about Ecuadorian’s and their culture, and try to get some damn respect for people, and your self because I have none for you.

Aside from physically, Ecuadorian’s are beautiful people. . .

Honestly, i think you should just suck your own cock some. . . There is no gringa or latina who can do that better than you for 20 bucks. Fuckin’ pig.

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Oh. .. and. . one more thing. Ecuadorian women are also not sexual tools for you to exploit for your fantasies.

fuckin’ a.

I wish that women wouldn’t put up with ignorant bullshit like this. I’d never sleep with a woman who talked like some of you guys here. . . ever figure it’s visa-versa and/or most of the ones that are worth it agree?