Three Months Update

The trip is getting better as designed but an unexpected cost is that I lost a lot of energy and health traveling through the dregs of South America. Peru and Bolivia fucked me up the most. To combat a softening body I started hitting the gym ($3.50 for a day pass) and eating more protein.

Speaking of the gym, I’ve gotten to know a Canadian ‘roid monster who claimed he shagged 20 girls in 30 days in Rio. He told me to keep my beard trimmed to look more European and prepare to do very little work to get laid like a rock star. Sounds a little too good to be true if you ask me but he’s not the first guy to tell me such things.

My stomach is getting better but it still growls like a bear on most days. In fact I’ve named it Bear. Eating yogurt helps but I think I have entered the chronic stage of whatever I got from Bolivia. On the days I go out I avoid complicated foods so it doesn’t end up cockblocking me. At least it’s not getting worse?

The big question of the trip is if I should visit those three small countries in South American that no one ever visits (Suriname, French Guinea, Guyana). There’s nothing there that I specifically want to see but it’d be cool to say I’ve been to every country in South America just for bragging purposes. Guyana is a little rough though.

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Nabs
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small countries = stomach trouble

fact of traveling

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Glad to hear the trip is looking up! Id say pass on the three unknown countries.. they are probably unknown for a reason and you got most of your culture in peru and bolivia.

the guy who said he fucked 20 girls in 30 days was probably counting prostitutes. it is quite easy to get laid in rio with real girls but most will make you wait a couple nigths before fucking. his math just doesnt add up. Unless of course he was doing pros..

im in fortaleza right now. Are you planning to head there? I highly recommend it. I will be posting a story called “Fortaleza Nights” on my blog Tuesday. It will give you a good idea of what life in rio and brazil in general is like.

Have fun man. I envy you.. ive got 4 days left. you have 4 months Lucky man

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By the way,, i agree with him advicing to shave the beard. i have an hairy italian friend who gets laid lke crazy in the states but didnt do nearly as well as my friends who have blonde hair and blue eyes while in rio. the goal is to look as foreign as possible. Fuck it, wear a USA short if you have too!

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I agree with Bobby Rio…after getting so sick, I’d probably pass on the countries that may wreck havoc on your system again…then again it may be cool to check them out.

And as for that guy–I wonder if he has counted up his notch for STDS yet. That many girls in that many days that are that easy? In whatever country your in, including the US…thats pretty much begging for a hurting with diseases.

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As usual, I come off abrasive. Sorry about that!What I meant was…have fun, be safe, get laid and be careful.

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Is the whole point of this entire trip to have sex with foreign girls? It’s pretty disheartening to realize that men actually quit their jobs, break their bank, and weather horrible stomach illnesses just to get laid. Though it’s not clear to me if it’s indicative of the pathetic nature of men, or the pathetic nature of the women who are willing to sleep with someone who is willing to do all that for sex.

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Rajia

Is it disheartening to see some have adventure?
The point is adventure –
he sees sights, but he is MEETING PEOPLE and sleeping with some of them.

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I had a neighbor that was from Guyana and she was VERY hot. FWIW.

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Bragging rights for hitting all of South America would be sweet, but given your current medical issues, I’d pass. Your opportunity cost of the trip is too high given the awesome countries you’ll be visiting after– if you end up rolling around sick in a hotel room or in a hospital, it’ll ruin the best part of your trip.

Maybe it’s possible to catch a cheap flight down to the last 3 after you conquer Rio?

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look there’s gotta be a way around the issue of food-borne parasites so that you can put a notch on your map for every SA country. just eat cpgs (consumer packaged goods) like tv dinners, frozen pizzas and the like while you’re in the shittier countries. stick with bottled water or soda if necessary. never eat out. avoid swimming in anything that isn’t heavily chlorinated to the point of searing your nostrils. sure, your diet will suck and you might spend more than you’d want but at least you’ll make it a month without contracting a major illness.

Though it’s not clear to me if it’s indicative of the pathetic nature of men

it’s pathetic how women are always clamoring for commitment.

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I wouldn’t bother with those countries. They started off as penal colonies for France and other colonial powers and haven’t really ever moved past that. You’ll find yourself getting “stuck” in Brazil when you find one of those coastal towns.

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Guyana could be a good move. The few girls I have met from there have all been friendly, beautiful, and pretty stacked up top. Obviously you can’t extrapolate from this tiny subgroup, but it might be worth it to just check it out for yourself.

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p.s. I expect to see this as the new profile pic by the end of December

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GJ, he’d be visiting those countries after Brazil. Check a map.

I say go and if its unbearable, just move on quickly. I really want you to go Guyana to verify what Mike and I have said…those girls are stacked. And they speak English there.

you could always skip over to Venezuela and make your way to one of the ABC islands and just chill.

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My bad Shoeless, my geography is terrible and my attention to detail worse.

I say he goes for it then!

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Who said anything about commitment? I’m all for adventure and meeting new people. I just can’t believe someone would go to such great lengths to attempt to have sex with foreign women, which is 95% of what is being blogged about here. I guess the one saving grace is at least dude isn’t 40. Reminds me of those creepy old dudes who move to Costa Rica to shack up with 15 year-old prostitutes.

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I’m all for adventure and meeting new people

for men, “meeting new people” is just a polite way of saying “chasing skirt”.

I just can’t believe someone would go to such great lengths to attempt to have sex with foreign women

it’s a guy thing. i wouldn’t expect a woman to understand.

Reminds me of those creepy old dudes who move to Costa Rica to shack up with 15 year-old prostitutes.

beats shacking up with 40 year old prostitutes.

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absolutely skip it…..don’t fucken listen to anyone…..it is so not worth it, if you get sicker because you went there the pinnacle of your trip will be fucked……you have to complete the best part of your trip with a BANG! not by spending it sitting on a toilet……

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I think you should go to those countries. You are already beginning to improve your health with exercise and protein. Add a bunch of vitamins. Maybe get some of the Anthrax antibiotics ans Immodium (for the shits) for the road and go for it. This is a once in a lifetime (maybe) experince. Explore to the ends. You will have the stories for you, your friends, your children. Just do it.

And, I don’t think you are doing this just to get laid like some person said above. You are a travelor, traveling and exploring the world. Awesome and good for you and if you choose to tell us the nookie parts, so what, there are many other things you are experiencing that you are not telling us and maybe your reader should open her mind.

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Roosh is basically a degenerate, but his ability to narrate his activities makes his website a must-read.

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I’d like to hear more about the travels please.

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I like to hear more about you rolling some 22 year old Brazilian over and making her grab the bed posts.

I don’t really give a shit about the art decor.

Send me some pictures of some tits.

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I think in pretty much every post leading up to this trip Roosh made it very clear that his intentions for the trip and expectations for the rewards to flow from it go well beyond just banging South American women. I also think he’s done a decent job of chronicling those aspects of the trip worth disseminating across the blogosphere. A lot of travel is simply “you had to be there” subject matter, or better expressed over drinks face to face. Trying to distill the essence of a life-changing experience into bite-sized blog entries full of day-to-day travel minutiae would get stale fast for reader and writer alike. So naturally, given the traditional content of the blog and the core reader demographic, a lot of the posts stick close to familiar ground. If you want more, subscribe to National Geographic.

Keep up the good work, man.

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I think you should hit up all the countries in south america. it will cost you a lot less now, and you have the opportunity. after this trip, will you really want to return to south america when there are other new places you have not been?

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f that, i want to hear about the GI disorders!

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I say you avoid Guyana… at least the capital, Georgetown. I spent about a week there in August. The crime is pretty bad, the beaches are filthy and it floods (it’s below sea level). On the plus side, the rum is outstanding.

Some are saying Guyanese women are hot — well, to put that in context, remember that there are more Guyanese living in New York City than there are in Guyana itself… the ones who stayed behind are probably not the pick of the litter.

If you spend any time in Guyana, it should be a trip to the rainforest / Kaieteur falls for ecotouring, but it would be a waste of time that could be better spent in Brazil.

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Do it man, go where no man has gone before. that includes eating man, Let me remind you…you are a Champ (with a Capital C) and you are only going to be there one time in life and this is the last time “before you become that guy with the camera around his neck”…Bear will heal but ur glorious conquests will be talked about to all time my mans.

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Amazing photo! You need to send that one to Successories…

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Finally we see some healthy discussion about tits and all. I was worried this blog is becoming National Geographic indeed.

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If you want to see the best girls in Latin America, in their bikinis, you cannot miss Punta del Este (Uruguay) in January (you should not go on any other month if you really want to see what the place is famous for). It’s expensive though, and you need to rent a car to get to the trendiest beaches, bars and discos.

Girls are particularly hard to get (poshest among the Argentine and Uruguayan society, and some Brazilians too. You’ll find the models and celebrities lying next to you at the beach if you go to the right places). Ask around about it while in Buenos Aires, but I think it is worth it… and if you make friends easily, it’s not difficult to end up partying in a yacth and that sort of thing there.

Maybe it’s alreday on your schedule (too lazy to check). But just in case it isn’t, I thought I’d let you know.

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Please don’t come to Suriname. We’re glad to keep stupid, horney, American men out of the country.