Tomorrow Night

It’s Friday night and you’re out somewhere in DC drinking. The next night is your friend’s big birthday bash so you decide to take it a little easy. Taking it easy is more common with girls but even a guy would make sure he doesn’t wind up passed out in a gutter.

It’s Friday night and you’re in some South American town. The party is barely decent but you heard amazing things about a club on Saturday night. You rather wait for that, but you order two shots of vodka anyway to go along with your second caipirinha—there is a high chance you will be cut down and not be able to go out the next night. For all you know the smoothie you had a few hours ago had a more than a dash of the town water and the little bugs are busy moving into their new home.

Random headaches, altitude sickness, mysterious cramps, parasites, salmonella—something is going to get you soon (I’ve had all). There’s no use saving yourself for the future like you do at home. When the going’s good you gotta do it to death.

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Nabs
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Stick around for 6 months, your system will be immune by then.

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Ride or die, dear God man, I wonder if there was any shots you could have taken here that might have prevented some of this.

oh yeah your ass didn’t have health insurance, fcuk

Gunslingergregi
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lol jebus man You are giving me hope for my future trips though thanks just got to bring the personal water purifier.

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I have hiked a lot at altitude and camped. I have experienced the migraines and sucking air and nausea associated with it. But there is a cure. Unfortunately, in your case the cure may be poison.

The key to altitude sickness prevention is water. I mean drink as much water as you can get into your body.

Water will virtually cause the headaches and sucking air experience to disappear. But, I suppose it doesn’t help if you are at 20,000 feet or something…

Bottled water may be your route to altitude bliss. Take it from one who has hiked to altitude and not one symptom, simply because I drank enough water.

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I think you are in need of the Bolivian Marching Powder. It will take you right through Friday and you’ll wake up Monday morning wondering what the fuck happened to Saturday and Sunday!

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You just need to get laid..

Nullpointer
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Don’t they have those parasites that can climb up the urine stream and infect your urinary tract?