Odessa is perhaps the most beautiful city in Ukraine, and one that is most livable. The city center is pleasant, the restaurants can be excellent (but not the service), and the women are beautiful. It’s a popular destination for tourists not only from other parts of the world, particularly Turkey, but also Ukraine itself and Russia. Locals are so proud of Odessa they’ve nicknamed it “Mama.” While I would not hesitate to recommend the city for sightseeing and relaxation, I would give pause to doing so for a man who wants to come and get laid.
The local girls have been spoiled. Odessa is no secret to foreign men, and you probably already know that it’s the mail-order bride capital of the world, with planeloads of older Western men coming to meet girls they have been chatting with on the internet. In spite of that fact, the local Odessa girls are still easier to lay than the tourist girls that come for a few days during the summer.
The tourist girls, usually from Kiev, travel with their friends, sometimes with guys. You would think that the girls would be easier than the locals to set up a possible one-night stand, but this is not the case. In Ukraine you need two or three dates to seal the deal, but the tourist girls don’t stay long enough to make that happen. Every time I have gone after a tourist girl (I stayed in Odessa for the entire summer), I came to regret it. The common pattern was simply running out of time before fornication could be achieved.
The local girls are fair prospects as long as you are ready to put in the two or three dates. You can already suspect that a longer period of time, at least two weeks, is required to get a bang, especially if you don’t use the internet, which is stocked with scammer girls who like to use foreign men for drinks and dinners. To think that you will come to Odessa for one week and bang some easy tourist from the club will probably result in failure. Can it happen? Yes. Have I heard it happening? Yes. But it’s not the rule. The logistics will be hard because the summer clubs in the Arkadia area is a couple miles away from the center, and over 50% of the girls don’t speak English, a noticeably lower rate than in Kiev. Russian goes a long way here.
Assuming that Odessa girls are your best option, which I believe they are, another problem is that there are less of them that remain in the summer. They still exist in high numbers, but the tourists start to drown them out, and when you do meet a local girl, she thinks you are a tourist and therefore won’t take you as seriously. This is why if you insist on coming to Odessa, it’s best to come in the off season.
One additional note concerns the taxi drivers: the closer the taxi is stationed to a club, the higher the fare will be. Walk a bit away and watch as the price drops as much as 80%. You can also pick up a gypsy cab (unlicensed driver with no taxi signage) without fear of getting robbed.
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WHERE TO STAY
If you’re coming outside of the summer season (late July to early September), stay in the center as close as possible to the City Garden.
It’s a harder decision if you’re coming in the summer. If Ukraine was a country that had a normal frequency of one-night stands, then you should stay in Arkadia and go to Ibiza every night, but Ukraine is not such a country. Then again, unless you plan on staying for at least two weeks, the benefits of staying in the center, with all the nice cafes and restaurants for taking girls on dates, won’t help you.
My advice is this: if you’re staying for a week or less, get a place near Arkadia. If you’re staying for two weeks or more, stay in the center. For time points in between, let a coin toss decide your fate.
The best sites to get an apartment are Airbnb, Booking.com, and Doba.
THE BOTTOM LINE
The girls take time to bang, the nightlife sucks, and English proficiency is low. On the other hand, the city is pretty and very livable. Odessa is a fine destination for a short trip in the summer to sight-see and relax, but not much more than that.