Typical American Woman Meme

Before I announce the new meme, I want to congratulate the winner of the LOLgame contest, who beat out 400 other entries to capture first place. Here’s his submission:

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Click the popularity link on the LOLgame page to view the best-rated images.

We all did a good job making fun of ourselves, but now it’s time to aim our artillery on American women. After finding a picture that I think best represents their attitude and figure, I went ahead and created 22 images to get you started. Here are my top 5:

Click here to view all the Typical American Woman images.

New Contest: I will give the electronic editions of all my books to the one man who creates what I think is the best image by Monday at noon (EST). Like before, the winner will be announced on my Twitter feed next week. Good luck.

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lol

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2nd!!!

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seems like these meme images are all over the net. they’re becoming pretty old and trite

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U mad, anonymous #3?

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Used the Sheltering Suburban Mom meme instead:

http://qkme.me/3mwk

or

http://qkme.me/3mwq

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http://qkme.me/3mwu

All I got for now.

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Sheltered Suburban Mom is brilliant:

“Poor people should just work harder – doesn’t have to work.”

“Goes to Church – time to show off my new dress.”

Truth be told I don’t agree with the image Roosh has chosen – looks more appropriate for a MILF (or not) meme rather than the typical target a PUA would approach.

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Thought of another:

http://qkme.me/3mxa

Hahaha.

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“I deserve Prince Charming… I’m a celebrity on my facebook.”

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http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3myo/

“Time to show my fiancee how much I love him…”

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The “Day Game” meme isn’t funny.

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“i’m really picky about how guys should look”…..wears $2.99 flip flops 24/7

Sooooo true! If I never see another sh***y flip flop for the rest of my life I will die a happy man.

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Laughed so hard at these.

You da man. The one about $2.99 flip-flops is the best.

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Is that a digitally altered picture of Marisa Miller (*cough* overrated *cough* manjaw *cough*)?

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Roosh should post pictures of himself for people to make fun of — it sure wouldn’t be hard to do. Someone that disgusting making fun of someone else is disgusting.

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I hate flip flops.
Its funny that only westernized women wear flip flops. The girls that don’t wear them are usually recent immigrants to Toronto.

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@15…that’s Heidi Klum, but I agree re: Marisa Miller. Overrated.

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Here’s my submission:

Tells beta she’s waiting until marriage.

Tells alpha he can come inside her if he wants.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3o36/

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http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3o8t/

at the cheesecake factory

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i made a thread on a messageboard with a bunch of these a little while back, albeit a different picture. mine was more of a bitchy type, though, i was too generous with the picture.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?p=641784433#post641784433

it sucks that most of the replies didnt back up their files and memegenerator changed them to something retarded…there were some epic ones.

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Here’s my own contribution:

http://qkme.me/3olx

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God, so many of these are just awesome. Thanks for the laughs.

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I never really used to think about what it says about a woman who wears flip flops. Only in the last couple years have I thought about this. There are the exceptions of course, depending on the circumstances. But when I see girls wearing this on a night out, or one time a waitress *gasp* wearing one while she worked, it makes me cringe.

I’m not going to lie, there was a time when western society had brainwashed me into thinking women with good careers and that are casual about their appearance is attractive. After years of experience with these types of women I’ve sure done a 180.

The above stuff is so funny…because it’s true.

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Check out this comment from Jezebel’s blog:

“This really rubs me the wrong way. A close male friend of mine has a “thing” (I think unhealthy obsession) for Asian women. I said that it was fine to date whoever you like as long as you like them for them, but to chase down every Asian girl you find, praise how clean they are, and how they wait on you hand and foot is really icky. He got embarrassed, but his behavior struck me as pretty racist.

Similarly, an ex BF of mine always went on about how I could “totally be Asian, except with prettier eyes” (!) and how I had “Asian habits” like being able to cook, not generally being argumentative, etc. So many stereotypes, and I felt offended both for Asian women (there’s more than a billion women, they can’t all be great docile cooks) and I couldn’t shake the feeling he’d leave me if an Asian woman showed interest. This is an issue with his wife, too, and I wish I could help the lady. Also, being easy to get along with doesn’t mean I just do whatever a man says, I just don’t like to fight and I don’t think that’s a racial characteristic. ”

If she really cared about helping the wife she would stop fucking the husband.

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who cares, all the women who read Jezebel turn around and sleep with the guys they bash so gleefully.

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This was my favourite jezebel contribution

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3p8l/#by=sp

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Yep…it’s a fat Heidi Klum walking in the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show, in the angel wings they put on them.

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Felt I had to throw SOMETHING into the battle royal:

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3q55/#by=sp

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Aww man, I can’t believe the feminists managed to take over – do you think you could e-mail me your books anyway Roosh since I was so close to winning, mine was the tell alpha he can come inside her if he wants one. I’ve already purchased Bang in the past but don’t have the other ones.

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@ roosh

hilarious they are waging a meme-war. you should be proud…their entries speak for themselves. you are a cultural warrior.

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The Jezetubbies are still at it. Looks like you poked a really sore spot.

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The Jezebel entries confirm the stereotype that they are aggressive, masculine, boisterous, entitled and easy. The joke writes itself.

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i put up a bunch of entries but they’re all under anonymous. if i win i will gladly share the glory with all the readers.

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Juggernaut of bitter bolshevik bitches crowded out all my good ones with their dull literalist putdowns and lorem ipsum.

http://www.quickmeme.com/user/Grundlemaster/

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My favorite was the “Don’t know how to flirt with a guy I like – ridicule him”

I hate to admit I spent years being annoyed with how women ridicule guys that ask them out, approach them etc…

Until with experience I learned it was the dorky inexperienced women who did that. They didn’t know he to flirt back, so they had to project their anger on the guy’s approach sucking.

The more beautiful a woman and the more experienced she is with being hit on-the less likely you are to see her ranting about a bad or creepy approach.

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Just so you know Heidi Klum is German. Therefore having an image of her as the ‘typical American woman’ makes you look pretty uneducated.

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http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pa9/#by=sp

HIGHlarious

keep thinking it was written by a fatty who kept seeing ‘you are beautiful’ by christina aguilera while she sobs slowly in the shower

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also for any idiots going on about that heidi klum is foreign, thats exactly the point. to get fit girls for victoria’s secret they almost exclusively go foreign. american girls arent up to par and thats why a fat heidi klum depicts this delightfully.