Washington DC Meetup: October 13

Washington DC makes up a disproportionate amount of my readers, more than any other city in the United States besides New York City. It’s the place where it all began for me and where the pain continues for a lot of guys who rather be somewhere else. Well next Saturday we can put all the complaints aside and hang out as men, because I’m hosting a meetup with my bodyguard Virgle Kent.

When: Saturday, October 13 from 8pm to 12:00am

Where: Location will be announced at 6pm on the day of the meetup via my Twitter feed. Check it before you arrive in case we change venues after 8. The neighborhood will be U Street.

What: This is a casual meetup. There will be no Hello stickers, speeches, or top hats. Meet your fellow man, tell me your life story, drink, and try to bang something above a 4.

Secret Handshake: I’ve done blog happy hours before so what’ll happen is that there will be a few guys around me and then another circle of people who are also part of the meetup. A forum member recommended a secret handshake of sorts so you don’t have to go around asking guys if they’re part of the “Roosh thing.” What you should do if you think a guy is part of the group is ask him where a pet shop is. He can confirm by giving an answer that at some point contains the secret code word: “hamster.” Here’s an example:

First Gentleman (suspecting the other is an RVFer): Excuse me, do you know if there’s a good pet shop nearby?

Second Gentleman (indeed, an RVFer): Why, yes, they even sell a special breed of hamster…….. (raised eyebrow)

If he doesn’t give an answer with “hamster,” then he is not part of the meetup and continued efforts to talk to him will be viewed suspiciously. Bottom line is don’t be shy. You may have to approach your fellow man and then have a series of conversations until you and I can finally shake hands as the heterosexual men that we are.

“I’m a girl. Can I come?” I’m friendly to all my female fans but if you’re not at least a 6 then don’t bother. You should come close to being a girl of this caliber:

If you come with the purpose to debate me or my readers then we will gangrape you (emotionally, not physically, because I’ve never physically raped a woman and would never condone such a thing in any jurisdiction where it is illegal by law).

“This sounds like it will be a sausage fest”. Will it ever! On October 13 this will be the most glorious sausage fest in the city outside of Cobalt. I expect at least 30 guys to show, mostly starting at 8 but then it will trail off as the night goes on. We will single-handedly destroy any chance that other guys will get laid. To help me pick appropriately sized venues for the meetup, please fill out this one-minute survey if you’re thinking of coming.

Out Of Town Logistics: There are bus routes from many East Coast cities, run by companies such as Eastern ShuttleMega Bus, and GotoBus. If you go to Skyscanner, you can probably find air fares under $100. There are four options for lodging. The first is Booking.com for hotels that average over $150 per night. Then there are hostel options that start at $35/night. Third is Airbnb ($60/night and up). Lastly there is my Dad’s basement. The key is to be within walking distance of any Metro station. This map is centered around the best location to be in.

On totally unrelated matters, I like drinking flavored vodkas with only ice. Absolut Citron and Stoli Vanilla are my favorites.

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samseau
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Lithuanian Six = American Eight

George
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“We will single-handedly destroy any chance that other guys will get laid.”

Hahaha fucking awesome, wish I could be there.

madmax
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man I wish I was there, it would be tres cool to meet Les Roosh wink

HCE
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Wish you all lots of fun!

KC
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Sounds like fun. Shame I can’t make it. Let me know when the next casual meet up will be in Monkey POint, Nicaragua and I will be there for sure.

dumasworld
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sounds good, just don’t bring lazy greeks along wink

greenlander
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Fuck, I’m in Russia. I’m eleven time zones away from the fun.

I’d call that girl an 8, she definitely my type.

The One Reason
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“Where’s the pet shop…” Some guy not in the know might mistake that for a pick-up attempt, heh. “My pet shop or yours?”

A sign of our times also in the fact that Roosh’s disclaimer after the rape exaggeration was way longer than the one-liner joke itself… Sigh.

Soltero en Madrid
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Have fun!

The girl is a ~6.5 to me.

samir
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So… the pet shop boys reunion?

I’ll see myself out.

Newly Aloof
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I may show up. If I do, it’s to shake your hand and let you know I now have a clear game plan to give my son so he isn’t totally clueless in the world. I’ll take one shot of hard liquor since I haven’t had any in 10 years, then leave.

Hoodlum
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“The girl is a ~6.5 to me.”

Oh come on, really? She’s cute, possibly could be a little slimmer in the legs, but as low as 6.5? Really?

You sir must be living in a strange land where a full third of the women around you are hotter than this girl. And if it exists, where the fuck is it, because I want to go.

Neil Skywalker
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Damn, I want to be there!

Pappy
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Watch out for man boobs and feminists, they will show up and turn your even into a Brave Heart movie.

Anonymous
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too bad there was no such meetups in Europe sad

Tampa
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I’ll be there.
I live down the by the Nationals Stadium and without your guidance, i’d probably be jerking off to porn hub. Instead i have had more sex in teh last three years then i had in the first 25.

Been a readers since the DC Bachelor days and your, “Hye, let me guess, your….” opener has gotten me laid more than a dozen times.

The least i can do is buy you some fruity ass pansy bullshit flavored vodka drink, you homo.

cac
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Hey Roosh. Check this gem out:

https://www.coursera.org/course/obesityecon

Principles of Obesity Economics
Kevin Frick

The resources available to individuals and society and the prices of goods in the market shape our choices – even about the food we eat and the weight at which we live. This course explores the economic motivation for consumer choice and the economic role of government in markets related to obesity.

But seriously Coursera is a great site to learn tons of different shit, no paying 50K a year to a SWPL college.

The Road Warrior
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hey roosh…..

when you coming to the U.K…….

A) would love to hear what you make of London… (even though I’m sure Nik K. has done his best to put you off it)

B)Would be so funny to hear your take on experiencing ‘The Saturday Sarge’….. London’s weekly daygame meet up…….

Starting Young & Aiming High
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I wish I could be there… Some how, some way, we are going to grab a drink some day wink

Anonymous
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looking forward to reading about the evening soon after it happens

Brandon
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that chick looks like Paris Hilton except with tits and class. i’d personally giver her at least one point higher than paris and another .5 points if she doesn’t carry around a defective dog…

JackBlack
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You should come up and do an NYC meetup before you leave the States again.

Virgle Kent
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I’ve set aside $5K since you left for this night, that’s enough money to bail me out of jail for almost anything short of murder, armed robbery and drug possession with the intent to distribute.

Gentlemen, let’s fucking do this right for my boy!

speakeasy
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That chic might be a 6 in Kiev or Zagreb but she’d be a 9 to most American men. An 8 at the absolute minimum. Not so much due to her raw facial beauty but the overall presentation.

Mike
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Ugh, flavored vodka? Is that just for the low calorie count? I’m trying to wean myself off beer for that reason.

nyc
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Come to New York City sometime. I’ll buy you a beer, and I’m sure you have a lot of readers here. Also, it’s a pretty good city for game.

Lone Wolf
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More proof Roosh is the real-deal. Have fun! can’t make it unfortunately ..

Rakishness
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Roosh,
See you next week. I’m taking a break from DC this weekend. Meeting up another forum member in NYC.

michelin
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me too, Neil. let’s book our transatlantic flight?

Rudebwoy
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Damn, secret handshakes that is so cool. I so wish I could be there.

Let me guess the chick is polish, she is more than bang-able in my books.

Ian Ironwood
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Dude. If at all humanly possible, I am SO THERE. I’m only four or five hours away, so it will be a matter of scheduling. And if I come, I’ll bring plenty of condoms for all, and porn for you bastards who strike out.

Oh, I’ll also be slutting my forthcoming book, Manosphere: A New Hope For Masculinity, like a drunk fat chick in a miniskirt at Comicon. Roosh plays a prominent role, of course, as the Marco Polo of Poon.

And the chick? I’d do her. They’re all pink on the inside.

II

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i’m a lithuanian and the chick is a bit below average to me. go figure.

JM
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i’ve had to take buses between dc and nyc many times….good ‘ol greyhound is the cheapest if you buy ahead (17.00$) and most comfortable by far

Shawn
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Timely post as usual. Was thinking if i ever ran into you here in Dork Central(DC, had to buy you a pint or two.

Peace

Pierre
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Wish I could make it…come to NY sometime Roosh!

Matt
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It’s a 23 hour drive, so I’m not going to make it.

Let me know if you ever decide to visit Texas.

Buddhist Chick
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I’ll actually be in Balitmore next weekend so I’ll definitely come and debate you wink

I’ll bring some of my Iranian friends too.

Should be fun!

Petworth Station
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Got to shake the hand of the man that changed my life, real talk. I’ve can provide 420 if anyone is interested for the night (ie: I live literally blocks away from U st…)

Cyrone
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Female readers are sooo going here undercover just to get laid by one of you

wink

thecaptainpower
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Roosh, I want to DP a college girl with Virgle Kent…

http://thecaptainpower.blogspot.com/2012/10/how-has-dating-changed-since-1990s.html

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i’ll come

”””Dude. If at all humanly possible, I am SO THERE. I’m only four or five hours away, so it will be a matter of scheduling. And if I come, I’ll bring plenty of condoms for all, and porn for you bastards who strike out.

”””””’
should i bring some ho’s for the people who strike out make it a real party blowjobs out back

he he he

gunslingergregi
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8 to 12 really that early

Anonymous
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“I’ve never physically raped a woman and would never condone such a thing in any jurisdiction where it is illegal by law”

Does this mean you would condone it if it weren’t illegal?

Jersey
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Let me add to the chorus of people calling for an NYC meetup. Not only to meet up with you, but also to meet other forum members.

Javed
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Gonna be epic, see you in a week!

Ray
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Rooosh a little comment on how to organize you site :
When people by Google or different arrive at rooshvforum.com..and read around and such..and get interested..there is NOT LINK TO ROOSHV.COM..there simply isnt ! fatality !!. Why is that ?

Jay in DC
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Clearly, I am uhh “pretty close by” ;-D

Another guy that reads your site often DC Phil would 100% be down to come out but I think he is out of the States until November. I am going to have put this on my calendar.

dannyfrom504
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i’d love to go, but i have shit in new orleans to attend to. i DO know someone who’ll be attending and i plan on calling him and giving a shout out.

stay up.

Anonymous
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LOL dude, if you like longtorso shortlegs like that photo, you’ll love Southeast Asia.

George
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Roosh- Will there be more events in the future while you are stateside? I would love to come and meet you but will be unavailable this weekend. Any other weekend though, I am there.