I’ve only been here for two days but I already feel deeply affected by the charming Ethiopian culture. It doesn’t hurt that as white man I’m being treated like a rock star. In fact, I’ve banged two Ethiopian girls so far.
I have three pictures to share. This first one is of the farmers market. It’s very similar to the ones in America, especially the one in Dupont Circle (DC).
This second picture is one of the girls I banged. Her name is Assefa. What initially attracted me to her was her titties, but it was her charm that really sealed the deal. We made sweet condomless love many times in her mud-brick home. She recently got tested, so it was okay. I trust her. Why would she lie?
I bought a souvenir t-shirt from the market (cheesy, I know), and then went hiking in a field of dirt. I found a nomadic tribe and asked if I could have my picture taken with them. They agreed. Here’s your proof that I really am in Ethiopia:
I’m currently working on a detailed strategy guide on how to bang Ethiopian girls. Sneak peek: be white.