Welcome To Ethiopia!

I’ve only been here for two days but I already feel deeply affected by the charming Ethiopian culture. It doesn’t hurt that as white man I’m being treated like a rock star. In fact, I’ve banged two Ethiopian girls so far.

I have three pictures to share. This first one is of the farmers market. It’s very similar to the ones in America, especially the one in Dupont Circle (DC).

Farmers market

This second picture is one of the girls I banged. Her name is Assefa. What initially attracted me to her was her titties, but it was her charm that really sealed the deal. We made sweet condomless love many times in her mud-brick home. She recently got tested, so it was okay. I trust her. Why would she lie?

Assefa

I bought a souvenir t-shirt from the market (cheesy, I know), and then went hiking in a field of dirt. I found a nomadic tribe and asked if I could have my picture taken with them. They agreed. Here’s your proof that I really am in Ethiopia:

Roosh in Ethiopia

I’m currently working on a detailed strategy guide on how to bang Ethiopian girls. Sneak peek: be white.

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Anonymous
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lol roooooosh this is hilarious

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Lee
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damn, those are some puffy nipples.

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She has a bottle cap headpiece, and shes practically nude.

She’s like the lady gaga of ethiopia.

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Is that your jizz hanging from her lips?

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Hahahaha ridiculous

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Alright Roosh.. where ya really going?

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this is awful

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haha, awesome

you make the ethiopians look well-fed.

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I’m still calling fake. Looks like Roosh just traveled to NE DC.

virgle kent
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Dear God! and I can’t believe you took it there, you need some help, but I can’t stop laughing at work

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HAHAHAHA

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I like Assefa’s nipples. More pix!

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this is exactly what I thought your Ethiopian trip would turn out to be.

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something funny about the last pic… can’t put my finger on it… gang bang walk of shame?

Is that your jizz hanging from her lips?

:laugh: you guys are killing me.

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hahaha…your gf has bottlecaps for hair…and I cant beleive you actually went out and bought an “i love ethiopia” t shirt for this post…I cant wait for the next update…

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what a douchebag

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the big news here is that roosh finally cut his hair…looks good!

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there wasn’t any little child for you to take a picture with in Assefa’s village? She must have a dozen herlself, if not as sons, at least as brothers!!!

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You know the part of Ethiopia that seems surrounded by Somalia? It’s called the “Ogaden” and 96% of its population is Somali. There was a war in the 80s over that region involving the US and the USSR supporting different sides and stuff. In the last picture, none of the people pictured are ethnic Ethiopians. They are Somalis.

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a “Firepower High Five!” for banging the perky-titted villagette. The legal age there is 12 I hear.

Your stoic expression goes over big for Ethiopian fans of “300” and makes a great recruiting poster…

when you need a stern tactician (like Lord Nelson) for Pirate Navypalooza, my services will be soon available…

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Fucking awesome.

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hahahahaha omg sooo funnyyyy! lolll love the obviously FAKE picture with i <3 ethiopia and your eyes popping out expression ahaha

loll that was a loooong build up to a funny joke hahaha

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disappointed =\

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haha! that’s soooo funny!

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at least I got that answer right on the survey. Wonder how many people also answered bullshit.

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Of course it was all a lie. BTW, that’s exactly the haircut you should have gone to Argentina with… girls there love it!

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roosh you pussy, you better really be going to ethiopia

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Yea roosh you will go to ethiopia now you bastard lol I almost died laughing.

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That girl’s got some nice totties.

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I am expecting you post more pics of the real good looking Ethiopians. There are different ethinic groups in Ethiopia. I guess you are located in the south part of Ethiopia, very remote from the bigger cities. How do you get access to internet? Isn’t that too slow? I am surprised.

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nice reverse reverse april fools joke

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Anyone besides me gotten a “swine flu” flake yet? Just as 10’s in coastal cities hear the latest PUA routines first, I have a feeling that omegas like me who are trying to make it to lesser beta are the lab rats for women’s latest flaky concoctions.

My response was, “Yeah, you’re dead, are you going to die partying?” Result: FAIL

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this is just not funny, on any level really. You lost a reader over this one.

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Why do people feel the need to announce to the blogger that they’ve lost a reader? i’ve only had this happen to me once, but i just don’t understand it. If you are turned off by the material JUST STOP READING. Nobody else cares if you’re offended.

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lol. You better be in Colombia, asshole…

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That deadpan look is priceless. Well done.

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As an Ethiopian I’d like to just say…fuck you! 🙂
I would be more offended, but would feel like a hypocrite since I tell all my friends back home how awesome it is here, where I live in the projects and traverse a daily treacherous path of crackheads and used heroine needles…but at least its easy to bang white girls…but I always wrap up…white girls are dirty.

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What is this? is this a joke or some kind of defaming Ethiopians?
I am an Ethiopian living in Addis. As part of my job I frequently travel to remote areas of the country – mostly with expats and other Ferenjis (white people). But believe me…I never came across with such a big fat lier like “Roosh” in my life! First, the girl we see on the photo ‘Aseffa’ is from one of the tribes living in remote south part of Ethiopia. They are very shy people and let alone being banged by people like Roosh ‘who they think as rejects of God’, they don’t even show interest towards their other Ethiopian counterparts living in the same geographic location. Hey Roosh, as an Ethiopian, I can only advice you to sleep with ‘Aseffa’ in your dreams …and please have a time to remove those ‘edited’ picture of yours before your silly joke begins smelling really bad!

Daniel K. of Bole

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you are not in Ethiopian albino boy.

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Why do you always refer to yourself as white when you are middle easterner? You’re more like an Arab than a European.

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WoW! so! happy WELL—-COME to country ETHIOPIA!

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You’re a sad lonely fag
No woman in this universe would fuck you

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Funny photos, but they look photoshopped just like the two or three photos you’ve published about your other 999 adventures in brazil, argentina, etc.! hahaha