What Happened To Baltimore?

After college a couple guys introduced me to a Baltimore spot called Hammerjacks. Now closed, it was a huge warehouse-style club that had an open bar for $20 on “college” Thursday nights. It was there I started my game journey, first with dance floor crotch-on-ass game. The large size of the club meant I could approach a million girls if I wanted to, and the initial successes I had in Hammerjacks gave me the confidence to transition to talking game in D.C. bars.

One of the reasons I stopped going to Baltimore every week was because the logistics were horrible. I didn’t have one-night stand game back then so it was pointless to drive an hour for a date to see a girl who most likely lived in a dorm. I still visited Baltimore monthly because the girls were definitely of higher quality than in D.C.

I can’t say that anymore.

I went on a Friday a few weeks ago to both Canton and Fells Point for the first time in over a year and was stunned and how huge, sloppy, and ugly the girls were. The only approachable girl I saw was waiting in line of a pizza place. I actually wished to be back in D.C., and I hate D.C.

The reason Hammerjacks kept me interested for so long was because those girls I was grinding my junk on were babyfaced teenagers who weren’t technically from Baltimore. While the area of Federal Hill may have some college cuties (I’m thinking of the bar Dirk McGerk), I completely understand why all the guys who email me from Baltimore say the scene is a wasteland. Without finding a niche I don’t see how I could be happy there. The city is dead to me.

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Baltimore is a hole, and frankly, it always has been. Crime is high, there’s no real culture to speak of, and the people are rather dumb when compared to other East Coast cities (particularly NYC & DC) As for the women, they don’t have the same bitch shields as D.C., but they’re nothing to write home about. If you live in Baltimore, I’d suggest high-tailing it to NYC on the weekends as often as you can afford it. Crash on your buddy’s couch/floor if need be. You’ll end up going back to her place anyway, and you’ll simply grab a cab the next morning back to your buddy’s place. Who cares if you bag a 5-6 every weekend? Quality over quantity. Bagging a 7-8 or an 8-9 once a month or so makes the trip to NYC worth it in the end. Spend your downtime on non-women related pursuits.

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they all saw the Wire, thought it was real, and got the fuck out

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inSOMnia
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Dude remember we saw that fight where that girl hit that guy on the head with a bat and then jumped in the car with the cop trying to stop them by holding on to the door…memories.

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i dunno why you keep beating your head against the wall on the east coast…

move west. it really is different. from what you’ve written, the farthest west you’ve been is Vegas, unless i’m forgetting something or you didn’t write about it.

try LA, santa monica…it’s unbelievable. might as well be a different country.

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Never really been to Baltimore (except one time as a kid to grind in Little Italy and see the Aquarium), but America has been on a steep nightlife decline for awhile.

Even though the Up Economy era was horrible for american nightlife it was still better than recent times in LA, NYC, Miami Beach and Las Vegas.

– MPM

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Well, since this post has morphed to “best cities” to run game, I recommend Austin, TX.

That place has got to be one of the easiest places in the USA to get laid, assuming you like running game in bars. There are so many chicks from UT-Austin, Austin CC & lots of 20-something hipster chicks working shitty jobs in the city that it is a fucking gold mine. I can see why the first season of “The Pickup Artist” was filmed there.

Anybody been to Chicago? What is the scene like & what is the average quality of the women like?

I want to visit, but it would be great to get a description of the pickup scene.

Maybe this would be a great project for Roosh to do: write a “Zagat”-style guide that describes the pickup scene in each major city in the US.

I know I would buy such a guide.

In fact, I am surprised no one has ever done this. It would be such a great resource.

virgle Kent
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Man, been done told you son, West Coast is the best coast, real talk

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“try LA, santa monica…it’s unbelievable. might as well be a different country.”

Gotta agree that Santa Monica is a great place to pickup chicks. The quality of the chicks there is through the roof.

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“except one time as a kid to grind in Little Italy and see the Aquarium”

Hey G,
You have some obvious mental health issues. Please get some help. Really, dude.

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Like most of America’s rust belt, Baltimore is a wasteland

All the educated young people tend to migrate out and thus the city has been in a slow decline since the 60’s or something.

The only thing you have left is trashy girls of all races.

The best cities are magnets for young people and are growing. I used to live in one but I kicked a dog and have been forever banished.

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@ Anonymous (#4) and E (#8)
I’m very curious as to your opinion on the best places in Santa Monica for pick up, and what is the age range of women in these places.
Thanks for info…

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Your best bet in Baltimore is the Inner Harbor, but I’m sure it’s not the same as before. My brother goes to Hopkins, and the school is riddled with Indians and Koreans where only a slight percentage of women are attractive. Loved the campus but in terms of living and picking up, your options are slim. Outside of college girls, dumpster diving is the standard.

Unless you’re looking to pick up some E tabs and roll to some dubstep or side trance, skip Murdaland. My cue was when Latin Palace in Little Italy went to shit, what a sad story…

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Wasteland!! ha-ha.. fucking classic Roosh.

Love it!

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from a friend who lives there, austin sounds like it should be in the top 5 of any man’s best pickup cities list.

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“You have some obvious mental health issues. Please get some help. Really, dude.”

I agree with you, although grinding Coniglio al Forno con Pesto D’Ortica and Guancia Ripiena has nothing to do with it.

Nor did seeing African Cichlids or Yellowmouth Barracudas have any negative effect.

And don’t call me dude.

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Baltimore has never struck me as a place I’d want to go.

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I used to live in Silver Spring and now live in the Baltimore area and the girls are way better on average in the Baltimore area. However, the better ones in the DC area are often better than the more cookie cutter Baltimore chicks. I tend to see the hots ones more in Towson, White Marsh, Anne Arundel County and Canton. There are definitely trashier ones in Baltimore, but lots and lots of the more typical very hot “girl next door” “8”‘s.

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“What happened to Baltimore?”

You saw Brazil.

Same shit happened to me, now we’re screwed for life.

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I don’t think Santa Monica women are “through the roof.” Though good enough. The women you see in Hollywood on the other hand, yeah through the roof for sure. I couldn’t believe my fucking eyes last weekend looking at the girls standing in line for the clubs.

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Yeah man, Hammerjacks and their open bar was the place to be back in the day!

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And furthermore, the reason why you might not like B-More no more may be because you’ve been to so many other places to compare it to since your days of youth and inexperience. I used to think Philly was the greatest, then I moved away for five years and did alot of traveling. Now I’m living in downtown, and wow, my opinion changed. Still a cool city, but I’d much rather spend my time elsewhere. Years ago, I would never imagine saying that.

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“I agree with you, although grinding Coniglio al Forno con Pesto D’Ortica and Guancia Ripiena has nothing to do with it.”

Hey dude, the only way you were grinding as a kid on Guancia Ripiena is if you are 5 years old and you hang out at Babbo. You are such a moron. Really. Dude. Everyone sees through your shit. Please seek professional mental health counseling. For reals. Dude.

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haaaaaahaaahahahahaa 31 y.o. bro with a “crotch on ass” game hahahhaa you are one pathetic fuker

Anonymous
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and that 31 year old grinder criticizes doctors! hahaha I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry. hahah what a retard!

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west LA –

the entire 3rd street promenade is ridiculous. you have tourists plus locals (the beautiful people) going to the gym and shopping. it’s absurd. the bar “Britannia” is a great place to meet a lot of people in a very casual environment that really accommodates “bumping into new people” …think afternoon drinking. 100% awesome.

also, main street in SM is sick. also, abbot kinney blvd. in venice is a mortal lock on weds-sat. check out “first fridays” for unbelievable public drunkeness and status whoring.

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ahhh, Baltimore. the armpit of the Chesapeake.

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“The women you see in Hollywood on the other hand, yeah through the roof for sure. I couldn’t believe my fucking eyes last weekend looking at the girls standing in line for the clubs.”

I have really come to hate the club scene in Hollywood. Maybe I am jaded b/c I have lived too long in LA.

Oh, well. I am moving to San Diego soon, so it doesn’t matter.

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Maybe the girls have stayed the same and it’s just your standards that have changed since then. Also, may be you get less drunk when you go to clubs now? I know that when I practice dance game I have to get hammered, which has a flattering effect on the women.

@E and Roissy – Austin is amazing, living here is the shit. It does need an ocean though…

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hollywood is complete weak-sauce garbage. horrible personalities and just a terrible overall vibe.

westside is where it’s at!

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Austin’s got a lake, though

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If this personage tried to get his crotch anywhere near my butt (eeewwwww), I’d just say in stern tone, “SIR, how would you like it if somebody did that to YOUR daughter??? Do your children even know where you are now??” Then I’d just shake my head, turn around. Old creep no longer exists, yuck!

Crotch gamer my ass, heehee. You see, girls get dozens of weirdos, puas, and losers hit on them all night long. We smell a creep (with or w/o blog) a mile away. :)))

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@ Anonymous #25, thanks for the info.

Roosh, I read your short story ‘Sour Dick Sucking Lips’ (helluva title). That’s some very good writing Roosh. Sincerely. I want to read more stories like that from you. This may be one of your best ways to make use of your gaming experience in writing (rather than just joining the crowd of guys who offer advice). There must be a decent market for that kind of story-telling.
Probably independent of established magazines.
Are you planning to write more game stories?
Hope so.

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It is getting this way everywhere in America – women are just getting uglier and fatter. The states is becoming a pussy cartel. In due time we will simply have just a handful of good looking females and only the rich and famous will be able to fight over them. The rest of us will be SOL and no amount of “game” will do shit.

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You banned me, beard boy! Scared of little girls? BOOO! heehee. I knew it was a “sausage fest only” blog so you and that dorky G can practice condom-free ass-crotch game on each other.

None of the stuff you got on here is a secret for any girl over the age of 16. A bottle of shampoo will do more to your game than any of your overanalytical crapola. LOL

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^ Another female who has no idea how her unconscious/fuzzy logic/lower brain takes over for her rational mind when she is in a club/bar.

And that is why Game arose.

On a more important note, LA is not the panacea all these above posters make it out to be. Having been born and raised here, and having visited Sixth Street one great weekend, Austin kicks L.A.’s ass all over the map.

Much less pretense, far fewer poseurs, far more old-fashioned, chivalry-inviting, good-looking girls.

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“And that is why Game arose.

On a more important note, LA is not the panacea all these above posters make it out to be. Having been born and raised here, and having visited Sixth Street one great weekend, Austin kicks L.A.’s ass all over the map.

Much less pretense, far fewer poseurs, far more old-fashioned, chivalry-inviting, good-looking girls.”

Hey, now, I like Santa Monica, but I did say Austin is GREAT place.

What makes Austin girls so great is that they are NICE & FRIENDLY.

It is like a breath of fresh air to go to Austin and meet cute & pretty girls who are flirty and nice.

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“26 Anonymous
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west LA –

the entire 3rd street promenade is ridiculous. you have tourists plus locals (the beautiful people) going to the gym and shopping. it�s absurd. the bar �Britannia� is a great place to meet a lot of people in a very casual environment that really accommodates �bumping into new people� �think afternoon drinking. 100% awesome.

also, main street in SM is sick. also, abbot kinney blvd. in venice is a mortal lock on weds-sat. check out â��first fridaysâ�� for unbelievable public drunkeness and status whoring.”

And status whoring is desirable, how?

Venice may have some chill girls, but I am beginning to fear that the pickup culture in SM and Hollywood is hopelessly contaminated with the warped self-images of all the failed thespians.

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Anyone who says LA is a good place fucking has never been there. Good luck having any success with hot girls unless you are a millionaire and driving nothing less than a 50,000 dollar car minimum.

No other place in the world is more status obsessed than LA. A hot girl would rather date a 50 year old fat guy who is a millionaire than a normal good looking 30 year old.

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Don’t see why so many people are bitter toward Roosh. He’s pretty honest about himself and he has some really good advice. What’s wrong with experiencing the world while you still have some youth left?

Now G Manifesto on the other hand, deserves all the shit that he gets. What a fuckin clown, seriously. It might be therapeutic for him to have his little internet fantasies, but he’s started to believe his own bullshit by now. He’s too far gone for any help at this point.

When you read his shit, it’s almost like he’s trying as hard to convince himself as he is everyone else (and he tries damn hard at that too).

What’s his deal? Did some kid with asperger syndrome watch too many blaxploitation flicks or something?

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“Anyone who says LA is a good place fucking has never been there. Good luck having any success with hot girls unless you are a millionaire and driving nothing less than a 50,000 dollar car minimum.

No other place in the world is more status obsessed than LA. A hot girl would rather date a 50 year old fat guy who is a millionaire than a normal good looking 30 year old.”

This is bullcaca. I personally don’t like LA much, but I will repeat, this is bullcaca.

Yeah, there are a lot of gold diggers in LA, but saying you have to be a millionaire to get any action in LA is a fucking lie, and you know it.

You are probably ugly, have no game and are broke.

Although, I will agree with you about the car thing. Driving a nice car seriously helps with the pick up.

In fact, not having a nice car in LA can ruin a pick up quick.

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tino: full of shit fag. your idea of a hot chick is probably a 200 pound whale. go back to being a bottom for your faggot bf.

Anonymous
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G is a total fucking clown, true. Roosh only partially so for bsing about his abilities to pick up chicks.

Anonymous
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unkempt, unemployed 31 y.o. bro living with parents – typical PUA leader with internet fantasies.

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Dumbest thing he did for his game is post pictures of himself. To any girl it’s obvious that there’s no connection and nothing happened afterwards; he just weaseled his way in b/c girls were nice enough to let him.

If G, and plethora of other gamers out there posted their pics, it would be very obvious what kind of game they pull. Looks tell way more than a thousand theories they develop. Roosh got dummy eyes, which can be cute on a younger guy but at his age it’s a MAJOR turn off that sets off creep radar.

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Yo, G man, I’ll double what you make a month on amazon commissions if you post your pic. Nice little addition to your bankroll of $1’s and $5’s. Real talk. Straight up, G.

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I’ve never seen so many haters.. you’re the man Roosh no matter what these monkeys say.. dont forget that they are posting on YOUR site. haha tools

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The reason Hammerjacks kept me interested for so long was because those girls I was grinding my junk on were babyfaced teenagers who weren’t technically from Baltimore

I sure hope you mean 18 and 19 yearold teenagers

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I can only hope you are talking about 18-19 year old teenagers

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@47
I used to think that G was a parody of thug life. Now, I’m not so sure. He seems to be an autistic shut-in who reads too many magazines, travel guides, and has seen too many gangster movies.
You cannot, in the age of Google, expect people to believe all of the BS that he writes.
Most of his blog is cut and pasted from various sites. The other stuff is completely bogus.
I demand proof of his exploits, or I will lead a charge against all of his crap.
Roosh, he reflects poorly on you. Who’s going to believe you if you let people lie all over your comment section?

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Roosh’s best quality is honesty and notably he never mentioned what was the average quality of women he bangs. I’m guessing he mostly pulls 3-4 on a 10-point scale and that’s what his theories are worth. But associating with G definitely pulls his credibility down.